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Sauce: war and peas
Mar 8, 2020 6:40 PM
erdholden
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Sauce: war and peas
Spawnofsanta1313
Only one? Hell....amateur
TBird82891
Missed out on a great pun...”Super Satisfi- her”
WC2ElectricBoogaloo
Machines are tools, tools are machines.
SweetMystique
Husband works shift work. That vibe is my best friend sometimes.
YouTubeRed
Swishswashmouthwash
Vibe check passed.
RydWolf
What's with the shitty cropping? https://linsedition.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/war-and-peas-satisfier.jpg
cammykinscd2718
I know people whose marriage it saved
PardusXY
UB fucking I people.
8serene8
I only use mine sometimes when I’m with my husband. I have no need for it any other time, it just kicks things up a notch
Drosophilamelanobastard
Use it how you want, but nothing wrong with a little self love from time to time... or all the time... god I'm so lonely.
type1eagle
Medievaljedi
Dragon Prince!!! Love this show!!!!!
DeguRatface
Speaaaaaak~
GadenKerensky
Aaravos. Turning straight men gay and gay girls straight since his first word to another in 300 years.
Hearingwildshit
He's unnecessarily attractive... Especially for a villain
ElChupaNuggra
They been doing that since Ghaleon in Lunar. https://imgur.com/P0UG2gD
helagos
I thought that he was a woman the entire time, until he spoke.
DireWilk
Animated elf turning straight men gay is definitelly an evil scheme.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Nope, nope. Not fucking doing this again about VLD Lotor. Curse you, sexy pointy-eared purple villains!
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
*after
Hearingwildshit
But he has star freckles... And pretty horns... And a deep sensual voice ;D
GadenKerensky
"Speak..."
MissDeeMeanor
Hey, don't knock our vibe-time, it is the only thing that keeps us sane enough to live with you....
Elmhafudd
As long as you give us our shut-the-fuck-up time
Draenic
Or, combine vibe-time with fun-time and suddenly you're left with bliss.
Jatopian
HAHA SIGNIFICANT OTHER BAD AM I RIGHT?
thevortexmaster
Yup and don't knock my alone time with my fully moldable, full size, life like latex, vibrating, super fuck bot with self cleaning vagina
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Yeah! And the fact that it looks just like your sister is completely coincidental
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thevortexmaster
*brother
WhichIsIt
Step-sister
Bwvman
Need to find a different person to live with that can satisfy you so you don't need to resort to toys IMHO
CaptHollyShort1
Yep good one
regretaroo365
You can love somebody and have a healthy relationship and still want some mechanical assistance
W1ckedw1lly01
This is true and totally harmless:)
Dragonfury5
A lot of women, myself included, cannot orgasm from penetrative sex. And a hard as a guy tries with the clit, it's impossible for him to 1/
Dragonfury5
/2 know exactly what pressure/speed is best at that moment, so adding toys into the mix allows both to orgasm and be satisfied.
W1ckedw1lly01
Perfect :)
thevortexmaster
I think I just found one of the only people on this earth that doesn't masturbate
Cr4zyC4tLady
Or, OR, hear me out, use vibe time for us time and everyone is left happier
W1ckedw1lly01
Hey I'm a straight guy, totally on your side with this!
BallerOctopus
but like... what's the problem with toys? are you supposed to feel shame because you use them? not sure what your angle is
CourGe
Sounds a bit like a double standard to me.. Or do all of you guys masturbating to porn need to find a better partner too!?! hehe!
Dadzilla7543
You're right. I used the vibe on her. We had an anything goes policy and explored A LOT! That made it so much fun too.
W1ckedw1lly01
No way.. the perfect partner is one who is ok with masturbating, and even better, masturbate together!
Draiki
Some self loving is beneficial to your combined sex life as well. It's totally normal and healthy. Expecting your spouse to only do (1/2)
Draiki
that with you is controlling and not realistic. Esp for women who have a hard time reaching orgasm it's important to get to know (2/3)
Draiki
themselves so they know what they like. Which will help the relationship. Source: I've studied sexuology.
W1ckedw1lly01
This is honestly very pleasing to hear :)
drcurlyfat
You see people? This is why we should be able to use the r-word.
IveGotAlotOfQuestions
What's the "r" word? Uh gawd is it "reeeeeee"?
Dragonfury5
Seriously though, what is the r-word?
drcurlyfat
Retard. Really? Maybe it's because my wife works at a school, but it seems to have been basically banned.
Dragonfury5
Yeah it's pretty much become a slur word for someone with a learning impairment.
Nagaresu
A vibe can just as easly be a couple toy if you are not insecure
dantethetemplar
It's 2020 guys. Get a wand and a hummingbird attachment.
Magus25
Hey net positive orgasms is good for everyone involved. Just means sex is more likely.
YewPluckingShotMe
*or selfish.
Dionysus187
Mentioned my ex tried to steal mine and people were confused why I even had one as a man. Those poor women...
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
best orgasms ever being vibe from inside her backdoor while the vibe is in the front.
EveryonesCousin
As a guy with trauma issues this probably saved my marriage
CodyJC
I hear a lot about guys being insecure about this... I never understood it. Makes my job easier
NoSenseNoSense
You should really clean it well if you're sharing it back-and-forth though.
ChackyJan
No shit.. well maybe a little
JinxRocks
Reminds me of a egg toy and a woman down on Easley, SC in my younger days...ahh. Memories....
SissySlitheryn
THANK YOU!
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
For real, my fiancée and I use a vibe together regularly
CanadasFancy1
Does that apply for a Tenga or Pocket Pussy too? Asking for a friend.
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SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Speaking from my experience, yes.
CthulhuCups
If you're a little too long for her liking, certain models can be slipped onto your base to shorten your spear for a more comfortable ride.
Daanydoomboy
Do... does... does it work on men too? Like... in my butt?
darkdragonempress
Yup. They even have some designs meant to stimulate the prostate.
Daanydoomboy
Well... that was to expected really, considering the weird stuff they make... which I'm definatly not into... absolutly not...
JuJuBe15
Don't use a non flared-base/handle toys anally, though, as your asshole can suck it up and then you have a fun story for the ER.
LlamaFan
No Flange = Not Safe. Sexy time words of wisdom.
HappyEngineer
Always fornicate with a flange
RF2019
what if i think its weird and dont want to? then my feelings dont matter? stfu
monybony
If you don’t want it to be a share toy that’s one thing but if you don’t want your lady to use one bc YOU think it’s weird that’s selfish AF
alticaarden
Thats called *insecurity*
ThatWelshIdiot
Well not necessarily, no. If he doesn't want to simply by personal preference then that's his choice.
Bwvman
What should I not be insecure about?
IAmTheKiltCommander
Couldicareless
HappyEngineer
arealspookyghost
You specifically or men in general?
idieeverytime
Him specifically.
HappyEngineer
Some men can't handle the idea of their girl getting off with anything but their dick. "Am I not enough?"
DarkerSavant
Same for some woman. Can’t handle the thought of no being enough for their partner.
Tranced42
Lesbians like sharing toys x3
AnythingMuchShorter
So true, got my wife a hitachi over a 10 yrs ago. Some guys complain lacking BJs. They're way more into it if they can vibe while they do it
SissySlitheryn
YES!!
Ohmyrowling
My gag reflex is much better when I'm using the Hitachi while I go. It's gotta be psycho somatic, but it works
Rasdwatrium
soooo how is the milkshake expierence for you and your wife?
GirthQuake22
Ngl i use my gf's hitachi on dick sometimes. She knows but damn that thing works
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah it does
1metalnation
My girl has a doxy. Using it together is just... so fucking good
Dadzilla7543
Whats a doxy and how is it used together
1metalnation
It's like a Hitachi wand but way better. Throw it between you and it hits her clit and makes your entire cock vibrate. 30 min of constant Os
Dadzilla7543
Wooooow
AnythingMuchShorter
Besides that women don't run out and need to recharge like men do, orgasms are often easier/stronger the more they've had in a row.
SoftwareChef
Any advice on getting her to agree to a sex toy to start with? Been having a hard time getting her there and I think toys might help.
AnythingMuchShorter
As I recall, this was like 10 years ago. I got her a cheap "back massager" and we actually used it on her back. One of those nights when she
AnythingMuchShorter
Was especially horny and we'd already had sex twice she wanted more but was sore. I had put the idea out there before of using the vibe but
neogeo0823
honestly? openly talk about it with her. tell her how much you want her to be satisfied, and that you wanna try a toy and see how it goes(1)
neogeo0823
Let her pick the toy, and choose when and how it gets used. Maybe that's alone, maybe that's with you, doesn't matter.