BatmansPetCorgi
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Posting this to clear space, any enjoyment you get is a bonus
Feb 6, 2018 5:33 PM
BatmansPetCorgi
137812
2455
162
Posting this to clear space, any enjoyment you get is a bonus
GrimdogX
Least most of yall got something pronounceable as a dragon name, I got Antttrn
jonaspKing
Jopeann
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
HeWhoControlsSpice
Im Enntman, probably likes to torch Ents
pennarsson
LokiOnTheCouch
Lol, for a second there I thought that was another Dragon Name
kingsfold
#3 My special needs cousin was a greeter- similar situation. He just calmly, slowly pinched the person’s nose. (HONK). He was also fired.
TenderyGoodness
Dyhljus the pickled. (Dill juice)
ladyjigglebutt
My dragon name is Vaeldey. That's actually kinda cool.
notyouravrgd
Walmart Legend no u didn't
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Woolytop
...Does the ARC reactor even generate electricity? Even if it did, you think Stark wouldn't have thought of "What if someone EMPs me?"
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
This is NOT funny, my dragon name is: asstits
LaziestGoodBoii
#3 I’ve never come across someone who’s more qualified as a WalMart greeter. Or as an employee of any company for any position. Savage AF.
hopethisisarelevantname
I remember when it was a Scottish bus driver who said the same thing (but with more cussing)
RainmanofInsults
the guy who calculated the value of a human soul neglected work hours put in to make the violin a piece of jewelry weighing one ounce 1/
RainmanofInsults
is not worth one ounce of silver
dreadpiratekhan
I had to read that three times to parse it. If commas aren't your thing then sure, Tumblr it up, but FFS a full stop shouldn't be optional.
RainmanofInsults
This is the pettiest shit I’ve ever seen anyone get angry about
dreadpiratekhan
https://media0.giphy.com/media/87I8pKmdcAKw8/giphy.gif
NickRivieraMD
So, is posting #6 in a meme dump how the youths are coming out these days? I'm not with the times
BatmansPetCorgi
No, it's ironic. I'm straight, just thought it was funny enough situationally
Gordeba
Elohdig. I like it.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Ckarnag. Damnit i got the abysmal side of this.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
My brother's should be Elarnag, better?
UncleOwen
TIL having a child is kind of like dying.
BabyUGotAStewGoin
Dragon name: Dyystol. Sounds like a drug they advertising on HGTV. "Ask your doctor about Dyystol."
ialwaysplaydove
The soul is likely worth less than a golden fiddle though because it was a wager the devil felt confident he would win. You have to know >>
LordSupergreat
Also, a human soul is worth more to the devil, personally, than a golden fiddle is. Basic economic principles support your argument.
ialwaysplaydove
what odds the devil was using when he made the wager in order to properly value the soul
Phelpysan
Maybe, but to who else is Pedro going to sell a soul? And for what other than a golden fiddle? Maths often requires some assumptions.
AchiesKili
Rorafen
BloodPressureIsHigh
Wtf, #12,my dragon name is inurmam.
poorfessional
My name is Antiman
Enoan
Idrinkforevil
#13 eychcat
chrisptaco
Holy shit... the Wubba lubba dub dub thing actually works in Google!
easytigger
Apparently my dragon name is Alnnjooe. I'm pronouncing it Al Ninjew.
hiyesthisissatan
Frckdehn is my dragon name.
DiabloGrandeArts
Searcrz
pomhub28
Ckncacd is mine
Crossark
#5 If you like hearing about VERY misguided medical practice from eras past and present with a comedic touch check out the podcast Sawbones.
hammersquirrel
To be fair that was from the days before anesthetics and sterilization so speed was a factor. He removed a 45 lb scrotal tumor in 4 mins too
Crossark
Well, he also strutted around with adoring interns yelling, "Time me, gentlemen! Time me!" So I don't think his empathetic nature was (1/2)
hammersquirrel
Not at all. Surgeons were cocky bastards then and they are now. I was pointing out why speed was a factor in general
Crossark
the primary guiding factor of his work. (2/2)
Crowlands
Batman couldn't stop ironman with an EMP. It'd stop Some of his suit's capabilities, but a combination of shielding, and alternative 1/2
Crowlands
energy sources to quickly resupply, mean he'd still be functional, and quickly return to full power. Post your "NEEEEEERD!" .gifs now. 2/2
GH05TY
Counter-argument: there are many types of EMP. Lightning is a kind of EMP. It's not just knocking out power, it's melting holes in things.
BatmansPetCorgi
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
My dragon name is Jewsjad.
Toxoplasmosis
Dewiant
WorldTraveler
Cake Oyl
SomeCrazyNerd
Oh dear.
ShegorathDarkLordOfKittens
Seotmix
annatheonion
Shit, min is kiddick
CrystalShipsCometh
Hnssorlend. Fuck
JamieSmyth
Where did the extra letters come from?
Monoxide36
Tyhodow
GryphonEyes
Onehkad.
JamieSmyth
I'm Iemyden or Ieytden. My fiance is Onllcay.
ThatOneKidd
Mine is Endeban.
zonkdem
Stougir
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
tthrnim
HotPocketMemes
Eydwchn
Sureletsgowiththat
Sounds Welsh. I'm Ancadey.
atopicdreamer
Dirusao
XEndeadX
Elhadad the father of elves
swilli1005
Onlitel... interesting!
JonnyP2718
Mine is Oneshed
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
UAKABAD
TotallyDidntGetBannedAndCreatedThisAccount
Moon Moon
ClitKicker87
Elwedat
crispytortillas
I’m Tyrrloy
TechKiddz
Beware the name, the threat, Llkhjoh
asm80dfa8sdfj
Ckllchl. Nice to meet you.
ImStillTired
Nice to meet you too, Ckllchl! I’m Wnynkasn.
TheFirstQuarter
Ryralin
Voltair
Eknatira.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Eramjog. Fear me
GrandHighMaster
Mine is iakedee
wolfofmemestreet
I’m Anomant
RandomMcGamer
Nerkdeu
MsInane
Ryanpan! I feel cheated :/
5NoteHalf
No, that's awesome. So says Fybekaph.
treeofbrightflame
Rtbsbaan
madflenser
Phisjal
cappuccinofrost
Lelochn
Xamned
Erbolim
Chpgmr
How are people getting more than 7 letters? Including more letters to sound more exotic? That's cheating!
Spelloppmaker
Elolann
ShibaBaroness
Salelil
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
Annnwaed
TechPriest97
Nitwror
AwkwaBen
I'm Emikkes.
DepressedHappyMuffin
Lelelis This sounds like a stutter
SoIJustWriteAnythingHere
dyacsae
PoppyDots
Dailark :D
DarthGogan
Aninshd
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Naroubos. I sound like some sort of cat person.
ShifuYaku
Enurket :)
SunlightSinger
Naonheld
JinxRocks
Last name is 9 letters so only using one instead of two middle letters, I get Dyrbes. I can live with that.
TinyPhoenix
Imansan
metachromatism
Sahapay
KeysToTheRain
Lirsmac. Interesting.
zacharyetherington142
Mines onritiy
ayymarteen
Exfisam sounds more like a demon than a dragon
birbdog
Dawovit
CuntyBunchesofOats
Mine is so fucking stupid. BEWARE, THE FIERCE DRAGON: ONHECHY!
MrGizzmokev
I'm inllaln
QueenofFerelden
Ahyogin. Not sure how I feel about that.
daswimmakine
Injajum
HardcoreAlGore
Adevdin
nanananabatmaaaaaan
Isecjem. I don’t know how I feel about that.
DecepticonCustomerService
Shreden.
AnIntimateGatheringOfCrocodiles
Raarglky
StormtheGiant
Byliway
werkly
I am Nyssrec!
Enoan
Brckshh
thisistherevolt
Sehlkin
stouf761
Fear me, for I am death, I AM LLFFPHM
BlazingBiscuit
Pronounced "Ullfum"
CobraChooken
One of those Welsh dragons then?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
It's pronounced: *trucks honking*
BoredCentury
All I can picture is that one picture of Andy Samberg
Chpgmr
Ckbiane
Zardua
Lybsans is mine, that doesnt sound rad at all
domzie
Hoavkan.
rubmymanclit
Beoeelid... Intimidating
ShadowDiavolo
I'm fucking Derntrt. DERNTRT.
amorelock12ga
Sounds like a redneck cuss word ....Aww derntrt I stepped in cow shit lmao
crutchez
Dern toorting
tripdering
Duereld...
BishopHastur
Mine's either Anorday or Anrmday depending on how you split my last name.
jujuGigantor
Thmpdis
FluorescentTofu
Oeuejen...gesundheit..
SinisterScienceLesbian
Mine is Tetamid.
TheStormFury
Oninshi, ready to give you some good fucking luck.
LePetitDino
I am Ilaljew
TheSleepDeprivedKnightInShiningArmour
Oykwral
doobas
Ssahdoth. One of my parents was clearly a snake.
Okebel
Asaipae. Sounds like a dragon that's half asian and half Roman. I'm cool with it.
Cosbypillpopin
Keilran which sounds like your trying to say kelvin, my real name with your tongue cut off
spacecadet12
If your name is Kelvin shouldn’t it be Inilran?
Backupharmonica
Ewnkjon
IAmNumber19
Rultmim
JoeTheWhite
Ernkris
SpookyPillows
Anitkar
LadyAz
Narpane...
ladyjigglebutt
Vaeldey. I like it.
Winch3st3r
Mine is Taallan.. I did my siblings and my little brother is Analbrn. Someone help me pronounce that so it’s not Anal burn
Winch3st3r
Also the reasoning behind my mothers part being la and his br is he’s my half bro ^^”
JamieSmyth
But Anal Burn is too damn funny!
spacecadet12
OK I give, what first name ends with -je ?
Zardua
lots of lesser known scandinavian, european type names apparently. Janje, Djordje, Kaatje. in other words not common ones
Brunitski
Ankwanl
rebekahw595
Relipas
hibsta
Hahisugi
Eazeh
Idendim. For real? I sound like what you do when you realise the finale of your movie was anticlimactic. Addendum: one angry dragon.
SerTacoBamIII
Amonams, sounds like a celtic cereal brand or some shiz
Twitch68
Ervralo at your service
SnowCrashedToDesktop
Nelykany
Turner17
Inrnshy
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
inllmal
BabyBlueButtPlug
Obshtrt
imtryingrealyhard
Diwawet the mighty! Hear me ROAR!
Czarcasmm
Cegijon
DoctorBadnotes
Phelmen
IGiveSauce
Mine is Ikcknis; I have no idea how to pronounce that.
QueenofFerelden
Ick-nis?
MetabolismLikeFire
Ahzualda. Perfect. I like this. All hail Ahzualda, Kegkelar's (mah hubby) Queen.
BatmansPetCorgi
Oronkrt
PoorPheasant
I'm Perefei
YallMight
Oninbre
SashimiiRollin
I’m Halivik
nightshonor
Anulkal
Cadpig
Nice to meet you all, I'm Miemcan
ulfd1
You guys are lucky with the vowels. I got Lfkjbic
SashimiiRollin
Awwww... We shall pronounce it Kitty
MrAgnosticman
Damashrd
iusedtohaveathesisbutmyspinestoppedmoving
Eeilmad, unless you include my second middle name, in which case it's Eeilmmmad or Eeekmad. "Ah, the ferocious dragon Eeekmad!"
SashimiiRollin
FlatPlutoSociety
Iklasht. Pretty sure my dragon's a fucking Klingon.
ZomBreKiller
Mine is Naercoo
Blackjackal1122
Anelmio
Isaiah12vs2
Railjug
MrBeep
Thmuum.
ohdogewhatdone
Dragomborm?