Usually I don't listen to door to door evangelists, but this one has some interesting ideas...
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When your therapist says you scored 18 out of 20
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It's like Shakespeare, but with lots more punching
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Whoops
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Did you know Yu-Gi-Oh had a Jamaican dub?
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Random wallpaper dump
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Your team is on top!
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Happy New Year from Ireland
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If you'll just open that door...
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I'm here for my participation trophy
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A good boy for July 29th
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I only did it to try to break my writers block and now I'm afraid I can't stop
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"So, how was your Christmas?" My Christmas:
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Everybody shut up, I'm saving the kingdom. Or destroying the kingdom. The important thing is I have a sword
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Oh, one more thing...
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Me when I have to be social
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14th favourite. Student complained about an assignment on twitter. The teacher found it.
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Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake
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My landlord illegally evicted me, and it's getting really hard to keep going
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Never antagonize a robot
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One of the weirder cancellations for the Queen
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Happy New Year
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Sounds about right
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13. I have never watched a single second of Community
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway. They say that life's a game, then they take the board away. They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story, then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret!
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Bat season!
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A worthy dream
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"Eyes, lungs, pancreas… so many snacks, so little time."
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Who do you think would win?
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THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
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And I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow
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Going out in style
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Always be careful what you do around your pets
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When I'm feeling evil
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Talking to my boss be like
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Secret Wars 1 (2015)
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"Moisturise me"
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Me: "Yes, I'm extremely good with customers." Three shifts in:
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I dunno why everyone's so fired up about CRT all of a sudden, it's the best way to play classic games
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When Zorro tells you to leave, you leave
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Texas right now
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Watching Beyond Belief and I truly hope Johnathon Frakes got to keep this
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Prepping to return to work after more than a year of wfh and porn
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Calling up my ex like
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It's going Rome!
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I don't know what a hypervote is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask so here's a Spider-Gwen
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When Granny's had enough of your shit
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There's ALWAYS time
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Supergirl
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Drunk Spider-Man
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Having friends over for the first time since last year
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17th Century Dublin was terrorized by the Dolocher, half man, half-pig, all bastard
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Yep
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RIP Trevor Moore, and sic semper tyrannis
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Miles Morhames
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