I don't even like golf, but dang....

Jan 9, 2025 10:01 PM

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Psh, I've done this.

In Mario Golf.

In this comic I drew.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had this happen in the PGA golf game and was like "that's gotta be a video game engine glitch, there's no way that can happen irl without the ball bouncing out". MFW.

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2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The definition of the perfect golf shot. It doesn't get any better than that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do we wanna talk about how this dude did an NBA jams long distance dunk with a golf ball, or do we wanna talk about how he looks like he poorly smuggles contraband through security in the most obvious place

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It counts as a carry on.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what they call a "Hole in Slam Home Run Touch Down!". Yay, sports ball!

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Dude, replace your divot.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Haven't you ever been golfing? That's what the manserva- I mean, caddie, is for.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Why is he waring a Thai cup. I didn't know golf had groin hazards. That is not natural bulge

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Holed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing shot, but I've hit PLENTY of chip shots that never hit the green...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 points

2 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

I can't believe he hit it from the three point line

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a par 5 hole. Wow you know your stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have an irrational hatred of golf. I go on unhinged rants about water consumption and pesticide... Ok, stopping while the hinges are still attached.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is LIV golf (roman numerals 54, three day tournaments instead of 72 holes in four days), there are many opinions about this Saudi-owned league

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Serious question, if it had bounced out would it have counted

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beam Impact 100, Eagle 42, Long chip in 456.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he wearing a Codpiece?
Or are his shorts just that tight?
He’s trying to get off of the course ASAP so he can go change into some comfy pants.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man that was so much easier than putting I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Good idea Happy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well Happy GilmoHMYGOD!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make it to green in 1-2 tries, 4-5 to get it into the GODDAM HOLE!!!!, man i sucked at putting.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can usually sink it in 1-2 putts, but it takes 3-4 strokes to get to the green. On a par 3 course…

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Shot like that should offer a -par.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

New rule: -2 points to score if the shot was sick as hell

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Like, shooting off into the woods, the ball bounces off trees, lands in the green and rolls in?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Douche Rambo

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

I assume the down voters don't know who this is cuz that's amazing and I'm going to use it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I have called him that ever since he decided to bulk up and over shoot every approach and drive he could manage.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And just generally being a fucking douche

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got quite a bulge there.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummmmm… is anyone gonna talk about that bulge?

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

He was so excited by that hole-in-one, his body got ready to put his one in a hole.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, I'm drunk, it's either awful, AWFUL innuendos, or bitter ravings.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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It's a David Bowie in Labyrinth moment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah yeah, the golfer is very golfy. Can we please talk about the fuckin Cameramen for these events?!

2 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 3

How the fuck do they see the little white dot?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Found the cameraman...

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And the fact he's not zooming in on the golfers package.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

He should though. Damn!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think I finally understood all of the thirst comments on random videos about various ladies' attributes after that was all my gay ass could look at in this video.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a golf expert, but if the trajectory was an inch right or left of the pin, would that ball have bounced to the next tee box? There appeared to be a lot of speed on that ball.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah if it missed the cup it it would probably not have ended up in a great putting position because of the speed. Fringe at best i think.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if it's a very high-arching shot with backspin on the ball it can sit pretty still when it lands

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But nobody ever aims for a HIO, those are always luck. You just aim for the green or fairway and try to adjust angle and speed best you can.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Bryson, sells out to play in the LIV tour and is a huge MAGAt. Fuck him.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

You need more upvotes

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it. Beyond that, he's a joke of a golfer. Call me a purist, but all he can do is smash long distance shots. Terrible getting out of traps, can't putt. I'd rather be able to save par after a 290yd drive than 3-putt an eagle opportunity like he does. Me lift weight. Me smash ball. *grunts*

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

He is happy gillmore?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't he win a major by getting out of a trap?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The objective of golf is to play less golf.

2 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 1

That’s why I call myself a “Value Golfer.” We all pay the same green fee, but I pay less per stroke and see much more of the (1)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

golf course - frequently getting to explore a lot of the woods next to the fairways - than anyone else. That’s a win in my book. (2)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By that metric, I'm the best golfer in the world. I've never set foot on a golf course.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thats is the objective.

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2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Control and consistency goes up and attempts go down. This applies to many parts of life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what my golf-playing friends have told me, the point of golf is to walk around outside drinking beer.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and then play again, to see if you can play even less the next time

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The better you get the less you play. Play more & play shitty.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is some luck and skill, like not just the shot itself but feels like 999/1000 that ball would have jumped right back out.

2 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 8

The flag gives it something else to bounce off of. So it stops it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flag/pin actually probably would have given it nowhere to bounce...so it just stuck.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Those holes are pretty deep and im sure the plastict base thing has some anti bouncing technology in it too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cast metal. And the ball comes out after a 'dunk' quite often.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting. Come to think of it, I’ve seen a lot of hole in ones, and chips and irons that go straight in, but I’ve never seen a ball bounce out of the cup once it goes in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole point of the flag, to my understanding, it to try and control bounce. As it was explained to me, there's just BARELY less than enough room for a ball between the side and the flag without flexing, so when a ball drops straight in, the flag tends to pinch it.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You are correct. Anyone who has ever seen a golf hole knows and understands this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Yes, but a lot of people have never been to anything more than a mini-golf course, myself included, so it's not weird to need it explained.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Why are these people who have never seen a real golf hole claiming so loudly with enormous arrogance that the ball would bounce out from the hole?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The comment isn't contradicting anybody, it's not a reply. It's just "wow, that's amazing, it should bounce," because that's what people expect when you throw a ball in a cup.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, the whole point of the flag is so you can aim your shot at the hole from a distance and know which way the wind is blowing. It's true about there being less room for the ball to drop, that's why you ask for the flag to be pulled if you think your shot is going to roll it in.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There have been 1,263 hole-in-one in pga tours since 1983. There is only ONE recorded hole-in-one shot bouncing out in ALL of pga history.

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 20

Yeah, but most hole in ones will hit the green and roll in, where there is much less of a chance of it coming back out. This shot on the other hand flies down and in from above, where arguably you would EXPECT it to pop out. If only one of the hole in ones ever popped it out, it probably should have been this one lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost like balls bouncing out of the hole is a serious enough problem for them to have solved it a long time ago. The cups are specifically designed to keep the bawls where they belong.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unlike my swim trunks?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but how many of those hole in ones went straight into the cup like that without rolling in ?

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

Even if it is one, the one we just watched, your estimated odds are not supported by evidence.

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1 is still an infinitely larger sample size than “feels like” a 1/1000 shot. Which is what Swedeonamoose was working with. Regardless, it was pointed out to me that this shot is not a hole-in-one. Which makes seenunseen’s statistic pretty useless. And also my defense of said statistic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't a hole in one

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well. That makes the statistic posted by seenunseen largely irrelevant. And my defense of it similarly irrelevant.

Also all of the other posts discussing chip ins make much more sense now. I don’t know anything about golf. But I do have a math degree and was once an overconfident bullshitter. Both of which have led me to be wary of made-up long odds (such as 1/1000).

Regardless, thanks for pointing that out to me. Obvious though it may have been to everyone else.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people can set their ego aside and change their mind when confronted with new information, and some can not.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 147

It was a legitimate question about the circumstances of the hole in ones. It is an attempt to gather more qualitative data to refute or support the initial hypothesis. This is literally how science works.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay, but lets imagine theres only been one other chip in shot in pga history (unlikely)
That means from available data, shots like this have a 50% chance of bouncing out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's an apples to oranges comparison. Chip ins vs hole in ones are different. A hole in one can roll into the hole. A chip in falls straight into the hole. So the question is how many total Chip ins in the PGA history vs how many bounced out (which, as you said, is one. If that was a chip in)

2 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Lets imagine what the data could possibly be though. Even if theres only been one other no bounce chip in shot in pga history, that means only 50% of all no bounce chip in shots have bounced out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

But this was a chip in

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

That is irrelevant to the argument

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 58

Were you not just presented new information (the consideration that this is a special case and likely much more rare)? And you rejected this new consideration and wrote what you wrote. How delightfully entertaining! Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

A chip or a hole-in-one present at least some overlapping instances of thr ball going straight in the hole with the flag still in the hole. Since only 1 in all pga records bounced out where many others had not, it disproves op's statement that 999 out of 1000 would bounce out. Therefore, it was irrelevant to the argument

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Seems like you're speaking to yourself. There is likely very few hole in ones that didn't roll in, which makes it nearly impossible to bounce out. Whereas a chip in like this has potential.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

But even if every other no bounce chip in shot has bounced out, that means that theres at most a 50% observered occurence rate of shots like this bouncing out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

golf balls are super bouncy and the cups are a bounceworthy material. this question makes sense.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This actually sounds like a fun Myth busters topic! Would be interesting to see Adam and Jaime tackle this and all possible edge cases with practical experiments.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sorry but that's subpar golf

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I'm sorry but I did not know that you existed, half your comments are bad puns.

Thank you for your service

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The announcer said he's one over. (Though he is under par for this hole.)

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I just realized either way, it's subpar.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username definitely checks out

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Thats pretty eagle eyed of you

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Oh you

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Someone has an Eagle eye

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Heyoooooo

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A Birdie in my ear says that was clever.

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Username checks out

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Except that was an amazing pun

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h o l y shit. That was... amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 5

holey shit*

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thanks! A little birdie whispered it to me. Seemed a fairway to come up with a good pun.

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Only you with your eagle eye would have spotted that pun.

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You’re just full of it aren’t you!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Dillion, you son of a bitch."

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You deserve a good clubbing with an iron

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Sounds rough.

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He's had his chips

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