Well and Truly
Tried to help a pup find its collar and I cried. Now you all have to cry, too.
Popping Off In Walnut Creek, CA
She got the treat
Just practicing my music calligraphy and proud of my progress.
Mugs?! Really? Let's see, I could have sworn I had... aha!
Attractive Presents
This is Ellie and she loves you
MFW my curtains and carpet don't match
Look, it's been a long week.
This gives me such a nerdgasm
Scarlet and Teddy Having Breakfast
Oh, Xbox One. I love you.
Why it's a bad idea to look at the sun through a telescope.
These are a few of my favorite driiiiiiinks!
MFW I couldn't make it to the Keebler bathroom
It's Monday, so here's a steamy Satan dump
Losing Weight Problems
No, no. Like this.
Disappointed Predators Dump
Types of Tech Support Callers
Playing with fire by dicking with the cops.
Wow. This person.
Jeb
Most awesome stocking stuffer.
Clever Girl Dump
MFW I'm a polarbeardog in the car
Can I get my man card stamped, gents?
*wink*
When my friends say YOLO in a joking way
My very first chile relleno. Does it make you hungry?
Imgur says it's my cake day, so here's the coolest picture I have.
Little Chinese Kid: 1 - Jeff's Delicate Soul: 0
I give you... the most fragmented hard drive of all time
Not All House Republicans Are Obstructionist NRA Puppets
There are promiscuous women in this domicile I am attempting to obtain intercourse from