MacallanNeat
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I’ll start.
Mine is not just my drink of choice, but also the drink of choice for Jeff Winger (Community) and Matt Murdock (Daredevil).
Oct 19, 2022 11:07 PM
MacallanNeat
109052
677
38
I’ll start.
Mine is not just my drink of choice, but also the drink of choice for Jeff Winger (Community) and Matt Murdock (Daredevil).
NibblonianNibbler
Polysloth
I do lots of things really slowly
seentoomuchdeath
My aunt was like that - then finally diagnosed with myasthenia gravis in her 70’s.
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
goboltz
"Squanch you" !
youreapieceofshitmorty
My grandson is a real piece of shit and only good for “Mortywaves”
watchmeruboneout
I'll watch you if you watch me
lookatmeimmrmeeseeks
Look at me me I'm Mr MEESEEKS !
explodedtesticle
Cycling accident.
hawkesnightmare
Gavin?
GOWood
So do you Unicycle now?
explodedtesticle
Yowch
JustSomePersonThere
Yikes!
Redbeard54
Can you tell me what happened so I don’t do it?
explodedtesticle
Caught it on something as I was flying through the air after getting hit from behind by a car. Never found out what it was.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Redbeard54
Oh shit. Ok I will work on avoiding that. Glad you’re ok
GravityOtter
I like Otters and Gravity Falls
v
skullAvatar
Can you guess where my username comes from?
DobbyWanKenobi
Well, I'm a fan of Harry Potter and Star Wars and the combo made me smile.
Fadeintodust
Think I need a visual of that now.
mylabisnotalab
Well, it turns out the Labrador puppy we rescued… is not a Lab.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
who would have seen that coming
Raeke
Thought I rescued a lab mix, turned out to be a Malinois, pointer, husky mix. No lab. I feel you.
DoYouHaveYourTowel
ENCHANTMEN
DO PANIC https://youtu.be/k9a8h1FcBP8
ItsCaptain0bvious
Everybody needs a towelie!
sayessathe1st
Mine is also from a book. Witch who I felt got a bad deal but had a cool name. Misread how it was spelled tho. Was actually Sayeesa.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
I just love this!
the42
heyoooooooo!
DoYouHaveYourTowel
Thebluwhale
Hmmm ound… ground, yes!
TwoDogsFucking
Why do you ask, OP?
Quebeker
GNU Terry Pratchett
MyFeebleTurtleDuck
Darmok, the reference understood.
throwblip
You're one man bucket's older brother?
ThePerks2010
Oh god that jokes older than religion, i hate myself for laughing...
gon0
Either just for entertainment or for social engineering to phish for passwords. But I go for the first choice
Raeke
If they’re fishing for passwords I feel like the usernames on this site aren’t the best start
321boom
Flyinglasagnamonster
Flying Spaghetti Monster spoke to me in a vision and called upon me to start another branch of pastafari. Ramen
omnipotentpasta
I like your style
bourbonandbaddecisions
Did he grace you with his noodly appendage?
Flyinglasagnamonster
It is the way… Semolina durum be with you
CaptainSpoonbeard
Carpe Semolina Durum
ILiekToCookAndBake
R'Amen
MelodiousDissonance
Question do we still wear the holy colander? And what roles do spatulas no play? I feel Lasagna is much more spatula centric somehow.
Flyinglasagnamonster
Wear your colander with pride. Lasagna stacked to infinity with the Holy Spatula is still one lasagna. Find harmony in red sauce salvation
CaptainSpoonbeard
I'm from the Alfredo lasagna branch of Pastafari, created for those who dislike tomato sauce.
MelodiousDissonance
R'amen to all my brethren
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
This thread brings me much joy. ^_^ thank you to my community for the awesomeness!!! *hugs all around*
Kompromatic
This touched my very soba
HoochIsCrazzy
cooplander
sourpants17
The best part is, Rex doesn't know Hooch is crazy
QueefSlurper6372
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head?
tacoaboutit
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Hellstorm99
There she is. Had hoped to see you here
HobbesTunaSammich
The myth. The legend.
FeedTheRats
There he is!
chefvalli
I Thought @ElbowDeepInAHorse was female?
seentoomuchdeath
MD 35 years, Coroner 17 years. Speaks for itself.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
You should seesometherapist
seentoomuchdeath
I will look up that username!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Hahaha, seriously though, I’ve seensomedeathtoo and my therapisthasbeenveryhelpful
seentoomuchdeath
A psychotherapist once helped me very much. He retired. Newer ones haven’t dug deep enough. But you’re right, and I know of one more. Thx!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Happy to hear the earlier one helped and sorry to hear newer ones haven’t; don’t let that deter you, you got through med school for fuck’s
imgjim
What does that do to your sense of optimism/pessimism? Or no effect?
seentoomuchdeath
My first name rhymes with Cynic. That became my nickname.
bladderinfection
I wanted something that is safe for work and would not invite more questions if overheard.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
It was the best username I could think of.
INeverKnowWhatUserNameToGet
Not bad! I didn’t know what username to get
WellThatsOriginal
Well that's original
inevermadeone
These user names are starting to sound kinda cool. Too bad I never made one.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
Only way to reply to this is by saying somethingsomethingsomethingclever.
ICallPeopleCuntsAlot
Cunt
GenshiV
I'm shocked to hear that.
QueefSlurper6372
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
sourpants17
Stupid monkey
fformulaa
You have a formula to your technique
BestFuckingNameHere
It’s a good one, buuuuutttt…
BillHaleyandhisComments
I have comments.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Great name
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
Why didn't you use BetterUsernameThatIThoughtOf?
Voomit
Should I say something
myotherusernameismyotherusername
I'm a fan of tautological usernames too.
Wraid
SimplyDifficult91
I found finding a username can be simply difficult
Here4daCats
I was tricked.
NibblonianNibbler
Here have this cat
Goldenteckel
dancingbarefootonlego
Appears to be a theme
Goldenteckel
The great escape !
WeatherWiz
I’m an actual wizard of the weather
ILiekToCookAndBake
Hello, Dirk Veerdorn
victell
If you're a wizard can you tell right now if it's Fahrenheit or Celsius?
WeatherWiz
Yes
billiebitkiller
A series I never thought got enough love was the Weather Wardens series. It was magic+meteorology, not something I've ever seen since.
Wraid
big fan of your work
WeatherWiz
Fadeintodust
I'd ask if you're related to WickedWiz but that's probably stereotyping
zenmaster11
I’m actually a master of zen
MacallanNeat
WeatherWiz
GenshiV
demshadowwolf
Can you bury Fl in like 4 inches of snow a day this December then?
WeatherWiz
Nah, it’s almost impossible. You can blame your governor. He has the state basically on fire.
demshadowwolf
well make just his place so freezing his pipes burst and ruin the wood
PartTimeHobbit
I enjoy oxygen, animals, and walking on leg.
HarveyDentures
Enjoy your free cholesterol
ThreeSmallLemons
Juggled some lemons in a church and accidentally punched a priest
Mortbise
Worth it
EverNotRelevant
You shouldn't do that. Make it intentional next time.
tarquinious
That I can understand, but juggling lemons?
Redbeard54
I learned how to juggle with lemons! They’re the perfect size
seentoomuchdeath
I’m now picturing a red bearded 54 year old man juggling lemons.
Redbeard54
I’m not 54 and I can’t grow a beard but the rest is accurate!
ThreeSmallLemons
I was bored cuz my mom said “time to go” then talked for 30 minutes, and lemons were available
ConsumerOfStories
That must have really soured the mood
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
I was slacking off writing my MS thesis. I did finish it, though
BornOnAMonday83
I was Born on a Monday in 1983.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Solomon Grundy?
BornOnAMonday83
You're gonna think I'm lying but I didn't know anything about the born on a Monday poem when I started using this as a handle.
Vallete
Only 52 options to figure out your birthday mwahaha
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Nice try. 1983 had no mondays
FelineFatal
I was going for Femme Fatale, but feline. Username was taken, so I dropped the "e". The real feline fatale:
JustSomePersonThere
Thanks for my new phone background!
CanuckleheadChick
I'm a Canadian girl who doesn't take life too seriously.
RedTailedHawk
Favorite birb.
MurdockTheHawk
Perhaps named Murdock?
Jacana
Mine is also my favorite bird.
NeverarGreat
A fellow Tobias fan.
HoochIsCrazzy
WhiskeyGrandpa
That’s a weird red tailed hawk if I’ve ever seen one! Nice pigeon too B)
seentoomuchdeath
BiNorwayBoy
I am just a really big fan of pies.
Kim8them
Me too...
AmbroseWolfinger
Mangohime
Of the cream variety?
EverNotRelevant
Sir, that is a cake, no matter how many times you stick your dick in it.
coalminersknuckle
BiNorwayBoy
The more cream the better.
theregoesthegayborhood
Atta boy
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
perfect username here, well done
Mangohime
Agreed
Mangohime
I took "Mango" and I added the Japanese word for "Princess"
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I always read that as some variation of "Man go(es) hi" or misread it as "man go in me".
fartharder
I needed a throw away username for an image I wanted to share.
thisusernameisnotrelevantanywhere
MacallanNeat
Holy shit. Imgur celebrity right here!
agermanguy
That backfired
fartharder
No, it was discovering the comments section :D
DukeDarkwood
You never expected what came of it, did you?
fartharder
I never expected to keep using it. :D
bj52398
Bobby (my name) Jodi (my wife) and we were married May 23, 1998 (52398). I never missed an anniversary.
3Davideo
Huh, I'd've guessed zip code. Kansas-ward, I think.
bj52398
I hate Kansas. Driving through a bunch of flat land! I hate that shit.
FailedCrate
Thanks for the login data.
bj52398
You'll never guess H@mmy&M00 is my password
TitillatingPterodactyl
I thought you may have given out 52398 blowjobs. Your story is better.
zenmaster11
Hmmmm I think your story is better
supervillin
bj52398
Common mistake.
TacoPuncher
Imagine someone monitoring the name to see if the count ever went up
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Well now I know why it never did!
DukeDarkwood
In a row?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Pretty sure there must be a movie about this somewhere.
GenshiV
It's my mom's maiden name and my pet growing up was Bandersnatch. My SS is 333-55-3535. Was there anything else you needed?
poochyena
The 3 security numbers on the back of your credit card
thevortexmaster
The colour of your left eyebrow and how many shower curtain rings you own
EchoOfSnac
Woah, that's only one higher than my SS number! ( ﾟヮﾟ)
MacallanNeat
The street you grew up on and your first car
GenshiV
Sugar Butters Road and Mazda Corolla. Are we best friends now?!
badatediting
Gonna need your pin also
Motosapien
I'll bet it involves 5s
GenshiV
Well, I am pretty organized. 5 s's for life!
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
My first car was a white Ford Prius and my social security number is 555-55-5555. By coincidence, my phone number is (555)555-5555.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
My landline is 867-5309, so at least I got that going for me.
tacoaboutit
Jenny?!
GenshiV
Holy shit, you had a ford Prius?! That's so fetch! We're besties now! (I hate myself for even saying that in jest)