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So long.
Jul 21, 2017 4:08 PM
Haxamin
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So long.
TheTastiestTampon
Off the main stage to become less than a footnote in history.
Atomsk
He hasn't resigned. It's the whole world that has been permanently banned from his press conferences...
captainofthessdouchecanoe
Heard he said, "you've been spiced!" then threw a smoke bomb and ran and hid in a bush
Junktrunkjunkie
WeHaveZeppelins
I don't know why but I get the feeling that Spicer was not really a bad guy but rather someone who was just trying his best to do his job
kingsurlydave
I wonder if he's going to go home and just have a good, cathartic cry-fest for like 24 straight hours. I sure as hell would...
Thesimpleman
I cant wait to read his tell all book own the road
yourmamajumpsforjoy
Spicy ..Rest in covfefe
PaulCline
How bad do things have to be for Spicer to resign on principle?
sidewaymonkey
I love to see this with audio where his voice gets higher and higher and higher
EstebanWinsmore
Rip Mr. Snekretary
allthingsghibli
Breaking: Melissa McCarthy has resigned as press secretary.
dildonics
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realise that his face was shrinking in this gif ...
NotFarEnough
Sean Spicer's reaction:
Rosie2003
"Spicey, you're free"
VitaminJay
ngoalexander
wtf are yall talking about? his face is shrinking
darthOnion
https://media.tenor.com/images/80d093c40aee705b518176468f9347b3/tenor.gif
sprbwlshuffler
Best of luck to Melissa in her job hunt.
Gnoll
She could just take off the makeup and become Huckabee now though :P
ChucklePuss
I fucking love her. As long as those of us with a sense of humor still exist, she shall have work.
Metatality
Spy is getting a sequel right?
SunAnvil
ErinFromTheOffice
LitteralyHitler
Ohno! I forgot about this. Will we not have this anymore? :(
Farrit
HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO US THIS YEAR
Gnoll
I'm hoping they just take off the makeup and let her play huckabee now. That would be the tits.
ErinFromTheOffice
Unclear. Maybe she'll play Sarah Huckabee Sanders (who I assume will get the job, but who knows)
samsonguy920
Nope. It would seem we are getting Howard the Duck. aka Anthony Scaramucci
ErinFromTheOffice
He's communications director. Sanders is press secretary. But I'm guessing he'll be doing press briefings pretty soon.
GnarlyBobRoss
Hearing how Anthony handled the spicer transition was refreshing, regardless of party affiliation, media relations have been embarrassing
samsonguy920
True, but Scaramucci is already getting more facetime than his predecessor. I think we will be seeing more of him than Sanders.*
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
UlyssesKane
sameoldname
I surprised it took this long.
SweetTeaYankee
I lost a bet that he wouldn't make it to the Fourth of July. He barely squeaked by.
AmyBernadettePenny
Odds on how long the next one lasts?
Rosie2003
Until she says something he doesn't like
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
I wouldn't be surprised if they left it vacant. Don't need a Press Secretary if you don't have press briefings anymore.
Deerhurst
There have been talks of having several and rotating them.
HitlersArtCritic
I don't like Trump but I'd take that position if I got paid well enough. How much profit would I get if I moved to DC and got the job?
Prophetbardt
So when the current press secretary got caught lying, he steps back and the next one jumps in? Maybe install a revolving door then.
ChevroletMovieTheater
So now we have to pay multiple liars to cover for Trump's antics?
AmyBernadettePenny
Funny when they build failure into the system.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
With this group of people I think expecting failure and planning accordingly is the only chance they gave
12rt2345g342563
The Trump presidency ladies and gentleman.
nightripper
And nothing of value was lost.
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DixonHillPrivateEye
Dynamite! +!
inboxmefoxes
Spicytime tho
CorgiCircus
SecretAgentSuperBooger
GPLink
Dipityseren
Relatively speaking? At least he wasn't an active traitor to the US; he certainly had more value than the rest of the sinking ship of rats.
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
We lost some comedic value here.
schlummi
He was a very successfull entertainer and made billions laugh.
VPofPatriarchy
I know right!? Now they will put up someone that is better at lying to us! Don't need any transparency now do we.
malikcarr
The press secretary's actual factual job is to lie to the press corps. It's been this way since the Johnson administration.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Well, they have. Sarah Huckabee Sanders. So much worse, and a lot less fun to take the piss out of.
GreenFox
Sean wasn't bad at lying to us. His only job was to try to make WH's lies believable. More likely they just won't have a press secretary.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
They've already announced the new one, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
GreenFox
Wow, they don't even have to change the cast on SNL!
foxwithtools
May he rest in covfefe
sparrowsgirl
He will dine in the halls of Covfefe.
interwebfamous
docmuteki
But he was a good match - dishing out bullsh*t left and right! Why?
ExileonDaytonStreet
To be fair, he was mostly dishing to the right.
BlasphemousPigeon
Because he couldn't articulate a sentence. I mean, Holocaust Centers.... Really? He's an idiot. Par for the course in this admin though.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Trump probably didn't like his increasing inability to defend his idiocy. Though I doubt anyone could do that for long.
xzhous
Because SHS is better at lying with a straight face
PunishMentor
He did his 6 months, now it's time to get rich writing a tell all
mrhobbybob
He lasted about 5 mo longer than most, let him enjoy a little revenue.
KnightsOfShame
Because Trump has zero loyalty.
BellsTheorem
Trump no longer controls the spice. He no longer controls the universe.
MagnorCriol
Fantastic.
ScrooblyDoobles
The spice must go.
TrafalgarAtreides
Now that's space folding!
ToTheBeeMobile
Move without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm. If you move without rhythm, y'ain't never gonna learn.
RelativeVelocity
God I wish Sessions would just go too
ryanmanrules
Has he tried soy sauce?
silver6kraid
The Spice must flow
monimoomo
kgirl2601
Thank you.
7hatsBollocks
So many Dune fans! I love imgur!
TardigradeTheDestroyer
Why can't I favorite a comment!?
MrRobSteel
After Covfefe, it's pretty clear he doesn't even have full control of his phone.
ArmandoManatee
Can I favorite a comment?
unclegrampy
DUNE
Masotti316
May his passing cleanse the earth
LadyAyami
NAILED IT!
TheDeviIsAdvocate
This gives me hope.
spookyu
If there ever was a Barron Harkonen....
Racinggrey
Fedaykin Kushner
spookyu
If anyone is Fedaykin, it's Mattis. A true desert warrior.
PoffinNM
Wait what color spice does Earth have? (Please tell me it's pink)
Libertyprime1776
Question two, steal the spice trade.
geoffreyorama
Perfection!
kermie92
@bowmore !
Degbis
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmshaiiiii'hullluuuuddddddddddddddd
spacecadet103
First OJ now this? #juiceisloose #spiceisloose
Arctera
Do you spice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcuGg--r-9Q
Ezzy17
Every Trump Supporter: "See he's draining the swamp"
321JohnSmithson123
You think an entire group of people thinks the same thing? I think not.
Ezzy17
If at this point, they still support him, then yes they all think the same thing
GhostofCain
Make the fire, extinguish the fire. Hero.
Prophetbardt
Question from Germany: Are there any Trump Supporters that are happy with his presidency?
ObiWanValJean
In the most recent gallup polls, Republican have an 87% approval rating of Trump. His overall rating however is 39%.
e4ter
Republicans just wanted someone to spit in the eye of the democrats. They don't really care about anything else. So he's doing a great job.
321JohnSmithson123
Lots of people are still happy and confident, I don't really think the base is shrinking much just yet, as a big majorly still approve him.
HitlersArtCritic
Yes, however slowly that number is shrinking as they slowly realize he's a bad president for several different reasons.
ObiWanValJean
The Republican approval rating of Trump has risen in the last two months.
Prophetbardt
But why? Are there any achievements that lead to that risen rating? Did he do anything that is recognised as good for the American People?
TheFoxCouncil
It could be to do with less people identifying as republican.
ObiWanValJean
The VA bill he signed has helped to put more transparency and accountability in Veteran care. That's the only thing that comes to mind.
SepiaSkies
Unfortunately, most. It was xenophobia and anxiety that elected him. That sort takes global ridicule as a badge of honor.
321JohnSmithson123
No it wasn't, he isn't xenophobic.
wyatt8740
SepiaSkies
nO iT WaSnT hE IsNt XeNoPhObiC https://blog.imgur.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/mocking.jpeg
wyatt8740
"When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people" 1/?
wyatt8740
"that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re" 2/?
Rosie2003
Yes, because they're stupid.
Prophetbardt
Explanations over here in Germany (and maybe Europe) were mostly a mixture of "How could the Americans be that dumb to vote for him", 1/2
Prophetbardt
"How much must they dislike Hillary to favor THAT guy" and "They are showing their protest against the whole political system." 2/2
Rosie2003
You give them too much credit. His base voted for him bc "he says what everyone's thinking" AKA "he says what I'm thinking"
notme222
He kept the job longer than I could have. Press Secretary for any President is a tough job. For Trump it must be a nightmare.
GodelEscherBach
It's not like he was an indentured slave or something. He laughed all the way to the bank, and is morally reprehensible for doing so.
WTFJohnny
Your priooroy
n0n53n53
He peobably ages about 5 years in that short amount of time
n0n53n53
*probably
fitnessjen1992
I cannot imagine trying to manage someone who tweets like an angsty teen
Mikeiller
Not even an older mature teen, like he just turned 13 and thinks he knows everything type teenager.
Prophetbardt
... with the power to fire you at will. "Nightmare" is an accurate job description.
JayHedSpace
He just kept it long enough to gather material for a book, no doubt.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
I wonder if he bought in to the bullshit he was telling everyone or if he was strictly a puppet for the administration.
Prophetbardt
I guess there is a huge difference taking that job at the start of this presidency vs. now, when you realise what bizarre task you're at...
Tron220
Resignation is the equivalent of waking up
CloudberryMoose
I would lie to your face for that amount of money though. You give me enough money and I will speak well about anything for a while.
NotFarEnough
In some weird, twisted way, to a lot of people he seemed like the most sympathetic figure in the administration for that reason
foxwithtools
What. Are. You. Talking. About.
NotFarEnough
I mean you could tell he knew he was peddling bullshit and was constantly asked to demean himself to the press by the admin
LittlePinkAnimal
Those people need to understand the difference between sympathetic and pitiable.