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Jul 30, 2026 6:03 PM
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oldguyexlurker
Oh man... THAT was MEAN. I read: "BREAKING: Trump exploded..." and got my hopes up. Would've been nice if he'd taken the rest of his cabinet and everyone associated with The Heritage Foundation with him.
DocFunkenstein
Did he try shaking Iran's hand and jerking them to him to assert dominance?
Maybe he needs a longer tie to show how tall and skinny he is.
Or maybe he needs to hunch even further to (100% totally) hide his triple chins and make him look even skinner.
Or maybe he should scream about tariffs again.
He is the master of the art of the deal after all!
DemonicFruitfly
Trump is genuinely ignorant about almost everything, and he surrounded himself with people who would be loyal, not people who are competent. Nothing his administration does has a scent of competence about it. His Covid response showed how genuinely incompetent he and his cabinet and senior advisors were his first term, and this war is the same.
darthstormer
Come on, stress-induced coronary!
MsBehavinMaven
‘Women are too emotional to lead.’
senorbanana
Fascists can't admit defeat. They can't say they were wrong. They can't leave a conflict without a "prize". It why Drumpf dragged his feet in the Afghanistan war and left it to Biden. Iran can keep this going forever by selling high market oil to China.
ThailandExpress
tickticktickboon
Reminder that the US and Iran were at peace under Obama's dealings at the start of this year.
KuroNeko00
There is no possibility of a deal, because Iran will always demand Israel stop doing war crimes as part of it and Trump can't deliver that.
JAPONfan
"what they should do" it's called impeachment
Jimthebutler
Aww. Widdle baby is throwing a temper tantrum because he cant bully his way into a win after bombing school children?
Kazpur81S
“Goddamnit, where are the generals, the admirals, the policy experts!”
“Sir, you fired them….”
invaderjak
"and the lack of progress toward a deal with Iran" Hey, donnie dipshit, who's fault is that? Who keeps fucking up the deal, Donnie?
SleepyHollowAppleTree
kjbopp
When a dumb motherfucker hires dumb motherfuckers to create and fix a dumb motherfucking problem :o(
XXXSpork
All I know was that they said if I voted for Harris we’d be in a war with Iran. I voted for Harris and sure enough we’re in a war with Iran. Coincidence? I think not!
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
"I did a thing, WINNING IS THE ONLY OPTION!!" no matter how catastrophically stupid the "thing" is.
Resistance1000
FeedTheNachoMan
Anyone have that movie clip of Hitler losing his shit at his generals because they're losing the war?
WowSoSparkly
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!§§
delpharseven
https://youtu.be/xBWmkwaTQ0k
imguronefive
BTW, the entire movie Downfall (2005) is available on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSMFWKCHhg
lovehandlesmessiah
Not as good as "The original Grammar Nazi": https://youtu.be/f8fbrUjjivw
Elvenbane
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Every time I read he exploded I visualize him being ushered by every SS agent towards the next changing room.
TheVampireDante
Soiling Service Agents? Shit Shifter Agents?
TheJuiceLoosener
Every time I read he exploded, I think, "For the 1,000th time, literal or GTFO."
lovehandlesmessiah
I picture something like the fresh fish shower a Shawshank prison. With or without that delousing shit.
baldertindaicon
Mine furor, you know, a mine field of potential fury.
HezekiahSturdy
SS? Schutzstaffel?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Not yet. For now it's still the Secret Service.
eronth
Literally these morons thrive on movie versions of everything. He wants to be able to just say "take care of it" and excited main-character troops say "yes sir", commit war crimes, treat the locals as non-human, then save the day.
5v4297j9fj1
That was a very good explanation of the orange’s brain
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
There is no way that Iran will agree to any treaty before the mid-term elections. Why would they? They know that the ill considered, ill planned way is hanging around his neck like an albatross.
horsetuna
Iran's plan: sit back and just watch it implode
Centroid
They’ve been preparing forever
boxbackknitties
Exactly this.
ErsatzLanguor
Plus they get to to leverage Trump as a boogyman to bolster domestic support for their particular brand of pseudoreligious ultranationalism.
FPAlpha
That is literally their plan and it works wonderfully from their point of view and they knew it would work.
They knew they would lose all obvious military assets like their Navy and most of their Air Force but on a stratetgic scale they also knew they'd be in a better position by choking off that one vital world economy chokepoint.
SirButcher
Not to mention that every died civilian is one more martyr the government will use as a propaganda tool. They are preaching that the US will kill them for decades and now the US is killing them for no reason.
Every dictatorship's wet dream is this: civilians die, and they can blame a foreign force, every protest will stop since they fear for their lives from the local military and foreign bombs and they gain more and more power...
GratuaCuun
While collecting money and resources from China and Russia WHILE TRUMP PRAISES THEM FOR IT
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BastardMan1977
Remember: We're only in this mess because they didn't want to release the full, unredacted Epstein Files
Poppypoppoppop
F you Americans, who voted for him twice!
Bizarkly
What about the *other* 50% of us, who voted **against** him 3 times?
SOLARvsFACISM
Sadly its not 50% in either case. Its roughly 30% who voted for him, 30% against and 40% who didn't vote. So roughly 70% of Americans caused this situation, even if only 30% actually like him.
lovehandlesmessiah
All I want is just one person caught on tape. Just one of his aides or SS agents who are like, "Look, you twisted fuck, if you would have stopped yourself from raping women and kids and running a pedophile ring, you wouldn't be in this mess."
firefighter26
What is prevent some lower level server IT guy at whatever government agency has all the files from going "Well, the law seems pretty clear...." and fucking off home for the afternoon?
PizzaCraig
That person would be dead before they got home.
NKato
Not if the publication isn't publicized. I mean, you could just leave a port open on the server...
TChallaVanDam
I disagree, and honestly kinda wish people would stop saying it. He proves more and more every day that he’s capable of MULTIPLE atrocities, not just that one.
HeHeHebieJeebies
the only plan they have is blame Biden. the only backup strategy they have is blame Obama.
FTUG
The backup backup plan is blame Biden again, it just keeps repeating itself over and over again.
BastardMan1977
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Luckily at least one was black.
HezekiahSturdy
Perhaps it would be easier for them if they combined the names, and just blamed Obiden as their nemesis.
UpNorthAndFreezing
Yes, well said
hsalonen3000
It was the woke left that lost us the war. The war we won 224 times. Also, our allies did not help us. But we didn't need their help! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
slack3rdav3
-PRESIDENT DICKBAG JACKASS TURDGOBLIN
HandoB4Javert
Trump exploding
TheVillageGrouch9000
That is Paul Gosar, not ss. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Gosar
HandoB4Javert
mohavewolfpup
May he enjoy the bouquet of excellence he helped create
animatronicChristmasChickens
or Harris!
Sticklebrickk
"Could you imagine how worse this would be if she were president!?"
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darthstormer
This. I've gotten real sick of a particular family member of mine whos answer to everything is some variation of "well Harris would have fucked it up worse!!"
thechelonianshelmet
Depending on your situation, you could do as I do with assholes like that. Just laugh in their face, & say in a derpy voice, "But X (In this case Harris), would've been worse, says the dickhead with no evidence, oh sorry, I forgot, your proof is, she's got tits, not balls," I have got rid of quite a few tossers in my life using variants of that, the air, & area around me feels so much better. Anyone whines, just ask them why you should be forced to listen to shit & not respond.
hill4KittenVillain
Or "Trump won and we're here because Harris was the candidate. Its her fault for running for office and the democrats for supporting her."