MRW it's the third Tuesday of the month, and I wake up to hear some weird noises outside of my house, so I head out through the garage to investigate what's going on, and there's a creepy guy wearing a black latex suit pleasuring himself in my sprinklers.
poultryprince
Damn. Somebody saw me? Uh... I mean... what a weirdo? Right guys?
ZeKiller
Gilgamech
He used to be the night. Then he owned the night. Now he just rents the night.
kmikl
Only the sprinklers.
spottedfromadistance
Are you surprised OP. You look just like Wonder Woman. I'd be doing exactly the same :) Also +1 for showing my childhood crush.
CotterPyke
i guess right now is not the time to ask for upvote points for Thelma from "Good times
hapsdinersdumpster
Yes.....yes....
tacattack
ImTheBean
I don't understand :(
IThoughtWhatIdDoWasIdPretendIWasOneOfThoseDeafMutes
Here's some reddit/imgur archeology for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/262e4p/the_third_tuesday_of_the_month/
ImTheBean
Thank u
Elconquesodor
BrianStuart
Did he wake you up at 3:32 AM?
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
Username checks out.
fatguyinnalittlecoat
HapaxLegomaniax
so hot
TheMightyElk
Not the meme I asked for. But the meme I joined imgur for.
IamNotAnAlien
ah thank goodness. haven’t seen this in a while thought batsy forgot tradition
RideTheStimutacs
MFW my roommate asks me to be his lookout.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
The real Wonder Woman, surprised to see her here.
iamthisguy247
VesselOfHate
See's
Cortezdelanoche
One of the best super hero memes ever
MundoCani
This never fails to make me chuckle.
deetatron
You wanna get nuts?!
Cortezdelanoche
How could I have missed that reference. Holy shit. Amazing.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
haven't seen this reference in awhile...
experiencemike
My SO doesn't use imgur but she knows this reference cause I use it for literally every excuse. "Why didn't you clean the dishes?" "Well..."
shiv11fourty1
It's an old reference, but it checks out... .gif
ninjakittenz
I always check imgur when I realize it's the third Tuesday of the month
FaptainPicard
Not since last 3rd Tuesday
Vloddamick
MrRandom314159
At least a month.
SnoBored
It makes me really happy to see it again
Hemelsblauw
At what time again, it was?
TheMightyElk
Same
JapAnus
I remember when it was new
DmPunk
Does understanding this reference make you old?
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
No.
Loser100000
What about not understanding it?
pareidoliaperson
Wait, it's a reference? Didn't happen for reals?
ZOMGNO
Like... 4 years ago, someone used the Batman meme to say they jerked off in their neighbours sprinklers every third Tuesday. It spawned a
pareidoliaperson
Haha nicccceeee...
ZOMGNO
lot of jokes and ended up being one of the best imgur jokes.
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
That post is one of a handful from around that time that got me hooked on imgur.
ZOMGNO
Javert your eyes and the creative cropping... that was a good one too.
TRexine
It looks like she's out of breath from wearing that costume.
disinfectantrum
I’m out of breath from her wearing that costume
grimwyrd
erick1293
JuniperJupiter
Oh, BatMetal, I see! https://media.giphy.com/media/1g2JAABjSFSk54p9ch/giphy.gif
lovehandlesmessiah
The one, true Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot was adequate, but Lynda Carter was the one who launched a thousand...ships. Or something.
WellThatsOriginal
Gen16S5
bbushnell859
We've all been there....
SomeManWhoringForUpvotes
You should call Batman to investigate this mystery.
Eichimaru
It takes a hardened detective to do this kind of solid investigating.
sadn00b
And batman would say "I'm Coming right away!"
XEndeadX
"Almost there"
somethingawesomeandgreat
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
throwawayacct1951
JonRichardsonsDustMop
While she makes a great WW I still see her rather than the character. Like Emma Watson. I can't see her as a character bc she's distinctive.
Sh3llShock3r
Never seen her in anything else so don’t have that problem.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I heard she isn't going to be in anymore wonder woman movies.
MrNlceGuy
If not I’m going to be very sad
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I was wondering how they could ruin the one good character they have right now. But I guess it was old news and has been resolved
NegentropyX
Say it ain’t so!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I just heard from someone I work with. I guess she refused to work with some director because he was part of the Hollywood sex scandals
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/gal-gadot-brett-ratner-wonder-woman-2
NegentropyX
Then why not bring back Patty Jenkins as director?
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
It’s about one of the producers, not Jenkins
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
Citation needed
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Sorry just a rumor I heard. No sauce to be had. Other than that one guy.
bethesda13187
Second this
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/gal-gadot-brett-ratner-wonder-woman-2
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Reading the followup article cited there.. she confirms he is out and she WILL do WW again.
WannabeMaverick
Why the fuck is there a scandal if he hasn't been convicted of anything yet?
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Idk dude
rusrsdude
That's how it is now with sexual harrassment issues, no? You get blamed and everyone will already hate you for it, even without evidence
Loser1Alter1Ego
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ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
What a coincidence right
yarcf13
SpockIsMyHomeboy
ohDannyBoi
Heck yes!
SpockIsMyHomeboy
pdp1
BatBruce
LIES! I'm being framed!!
SpidermanKillsThanos
LiquidHotMagma
JasonThorn
You about to get your butt busted, Bats.
BrrToe
The perfect response.
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/ws8t8Pf
kmikl
That kind of talk isn't going to make his penis less hard, Wondie. :)
uplandhunter775
That is fn hilarious
Mannus
I see your latex guy & raise you one naked guy pinching his nipples and masturbating behind the apartment bldg behind my house. Twice in/
Mannus
the last 30 days.
Mercenarity
OP in reference to the Batman sprinklers meme.
bethesda13187
Sounds too detailed to be bs
Mannus
No BS. I have video I took for the police.
bethesda13187
LowFucntioningSociopath
So what is the origin of this joke anyway? My friend is wondering.
Kazeite
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/262e4p/the_third_tuesday_of_the_month/?st=jg48ybpw&sh=e42d82df
LowFucntioningSociopath