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But you can do this?
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May 14, 2016 4:57 AM
OneLessTraveledBy
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HOLAKOOO
lol 'assmung' lol
unicornsdancing
So metal
Onerrorresumenext
TIL Quagmire is a floppy disk.
darkninja2992
I lost it at #6
Moobbles
All I hear is "Giggity" when the Floppy Disk opens & closes.
thebansheee
I miss being able to slam my phone shut
Pentious
Thanks for the epilepsy warning... Oh nvm you didn't fucking post one.
jamesc4562
+1 for "assmung"
HmmVeryInteresting
I don't think anyone thinks that 2ds is greater than 3ds
Itsnotdapopo
I know at least with the 3ds the 3D is optional and it'll fit in your pocket.
Saratje
1999: "Hi, is this service & repairs? My flip phone got brittle around both hinges, can you-... $95?! But a new phone costs $100! No! Bye!"
sosume
Flipping a phone open like a tricorder is something I miss.
immabosssortoff
I don't know man, but those flipping electronic appliances looks like sucking its own dick
watercolortitties
Also a win.
HeyHelloHola
"Giggity giggity giggity" -floppy disk probably
ThatDawg
aw, look at all the babies who got triggered over no epilepsal ;sdkalzx asasd fasfjsdklj a;lw345900dl;as5 aklasd;sdl;as#$%ER%S asj asdasr
toneman238
What is love?
Arfenbarf
Baby don't hurt me
gussfm
Don't hurt me
Twinklepot
'Right I'm calling the cops!' - flips phone open in one dramatic 'FLIP'. The applestealer looks on in horror ...
CopperAlchemist
+1 for "ASSMUNG"
schuppsi
Surprise epilepsy test at the end!
GoosetheKing
Floppy disk is my spirit animal.
saynt614
I'm gunna go listen to Party Hard by Andrew WK
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
It was awesome. Thank you for that.
5drawkca8
'Giggity' ... Floppy disk probably
NekoMiko06
E-reader: gets matches; CD: gets magnet
Mithi
Not to mention that my eBook holds so much more than one measly book.
NekoMiko06
To be honest, I still mostly rely on dead tree editions. What's the point of a book that can't keep you warm in a pinch?
CyberAkuma
#2 is false, nobody thinks the 2DS is great compared to the 3DS
abcgfe12
I do. It is great for people with adult-sized hands who don't want to pay double the prize just to play Pokemon with a bad gimmick.
Rosehiptea
LOLNEIN
I made these! Yay! I also made this: https://youtu.be/LGNqukY7Hdk
spinachwithpotatoesandyogurt
why dont you have more upvotes ffs? Take my +1
mysteryroach
you did good
OnceMoreIntoTheBreach
This wraps together so many things. I love it
reammeupscotty
ASSMUNG
bandedtoad
Available for purchase at your local Beijing electronics market.
RD84
Ahh yes, the legendary Number Two model.
AsABlackMan
Thank you for the random epilepsy test
justdoesntcareanymore
I'm nasfdgnbjlan fgjmrgfmxspgfhms
Hogek
Wait! Are you... triggered?
DonaldFuck
That's why I downvoted.
WetBreadMan
overby512
What do you mean, they are just pictures of old devices holding their breath. I don't get why everyone is saying "epilepsy warning".
GitRektM84Dayz
They should have epileptic warnings on posts like these because they could really hurt someone. Just saying.
FritztheMook
Pffffffffft
StarryPlough
Oh fuck off
Itputsthelotioninthebasket
No you
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
Noe u
FergalHB
I thought you'd be up for people "gitting rekt"
GitRektM84Dayz
It is true but it is is so much more fulfilling if they had it coming. Not if they were unfortunate enough to be epileptic.
wyatt8740
Lot better than red/cyan flashes.
watchrinserepeat
Dear user, you are on the internet and shit happens. Have a good day.
Groznek
"I am incapable of taking a second to possibly prevent someone from getting hurt through no fault of their own. i am an asshole."
watchrinserepeat
"though my sense of humor is defunct I do try to make jovial cracks in response to satire which I find off putting"
revcleo
But people around here hate trigger warnings :V /s
Rifneno
No, people hate idiots screaming "TRIGGERED" when they see an opposing opinion. This is a litttttle bit different.
revcleo
The only people who do that are trolls and people who believe trolls. Seriously.
ShouTuckersGhost
Not really, I got downvoted pretty bad for saying that posts about rape might deserve a trigger warning
ReaperNo1
iNeedWiFi
clarknova77
I approve of this
AussieBacon
is it not orange and blue alternating that is most effective at causing seizures?
AlkeneThiol
That was orange and blue... I think you might have just had a seizure buddy
JumpyJoey
But... that wasn't green and purple?
TalonDudeguy
I see Green and Purple too
Bananapicker
Good banner for my epilepsy awareness website
generationsai
Link!
ReaperNo1
Not sure if you're joking (hoping you are)... But just in case: I made it flash but I don't own the logo.
Bananapicker
Definitely joking, I would never do such a thing lol
Dawnstempest
Slacker.
manslut
This made me hard. And wet.
RDAT
Muscle cramps and loss of bladder control due to your epileptic seizure?
mybrainwonteven
Exactly
NeverYeetACat
It gets faster.
ReaperNo1
It doesn't really, it's just a 2 frame loop. That's just the seizures taking hold.
NeverYeetACat
I knew that :P I was quickly mentioning it seems to get quicker with out using a full sentence.
shoeboxwarrior
Lost it at the watch's retaliation.
inagoddadavida
https://imgur.com/nbNeUCC
Bennings
For the Watch.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Just to clarify. Did the (clearly superior) phone rape the smartwatch?
marquisdechocula
I legit thought they were fuckin
Fonzcorp
Same
isAlreadyInUse
Ooh that's what that was... I thought it was something a bit more dirty if you know what I mean...
Cere4l
trying to create little flip watches
CinnamonAnemone
Please explain EXACTLY what you mean
watercolortitties
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
infernoinmyass
but a flip phone???
GeorgeSmiley
ANYTHING!
Hendlton
Well, it does have a vibrate setting...
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
DEFINITELY a flip phone
Zefrank
No, but can you do this?
ChocolateBirdie
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hailiar
Still one of my favorite things. Thank you.
martymcflyjr
I will never not invite this! I love it
becausebugeye
Be careful when inviting gifs friend. I made the mistake once. I've changed so much since then. Seen. Things.
LordofGoats
I hear that. It all seemed okay at first. Great, really. And then... everything changed. What have I become?
v
TheColossalTitan
Oh, okay then
ChadRadwell
Inviting gifs raped my sister and killed my brother. It's a serious matter
becausebugeye
Awareness needs to be raised. I'm sorry for your loss! #sendtheinvitesback #invitesaremurderousrapistthieves
BillyIsBest
Source?
Milkcartonguy
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Zefrank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlG5KCwKGEE
JoshMedcalf
.
InqSerena
Thank you! Been wanting to see that for ages!
mairbear
Dotting for after work... .
ImInMyElemeeeent
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blahtotheblahblah
.
CamelSpotter
Nice. Been wondering where that was from.
knotshittingyou
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toSlayWithPen
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justyouraveragepanda
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HeroQueenofAlbion
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baconandeggsequalbreakfast
Dotadoodle doo
pandamann963
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darnyoulikeasock
Harreh Pottah dot
HaniiPuppy
Hairy Paddur
SmertNSpecial
Harry Dotter
brickfrogg
*
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Jokes aside, slapping a flip phone closed at the end of a call is incredibly satisfying.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
flipping it open at the beginning even more so
KaleidoscopeComa
GOOD DAY SIR I SAID GOOD DAY
daiconrad
But first you have to end the call with "Kirk out."
Davidov34
Never had a clamshelI, but I miss my Sony-Ericsson W900i swivel phone :(
peculiarpieces
Being on the house telephone and slamming it shut though.. The faint ringing, the click. Very satisfying.
BadBunnyXoXo
The most satisfying...
MisterIncognitus
Agreed, plus nice name.
Julluhfush
My phone case has a flap that covers the screen so when I hang up on people I can still flip it shut >:3
Noraneko
fun fact: phones were made more heavier because people complained that slamming a phone was not as satisftying after it got lighter
ToniCipriani
Sliding a phone open to pick up a call is too. I do it with my BB Priv.
OkSureNoProblem
I also enjoyed flipping them open and sassily answering a call like .. "Yes?"
HitlersArtCritic
I believe smart phones have a setting (I know android does) where when you place the phone face down it hangs up. So you can slam it too.
pointynipples
Especially closing it on someone's voice
JustALullabi
I'm watching prison break at the moment. And when that was filmed they used those phones and after every call they do that and I envy them
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
It's satisfying with an iPhone too but you can only do it once
twofishtails
This
SeriousSeamstress
My dad loved closing his flip phone because it reminded him of the Star Trek communicator.
Kirby207
Real talk doe. And you can't aggressively hang up a smartphone to let people around you know you're in some way off-put by the call.
tonality
It's weird that you're put off by something off-putting, but so it goes.
ocdmn
I so loved my motorola razr for this. Got two, when the second one died on me Can't find a new one anymore :(
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Ahh the Razr. The highpoint of Motorola's cell phone business.
xcrit
You make calls with your phone?
SaltyInternetPirate
That's probably the only part of my Xperia I'm dissatisfied with, because I'm the kind of person who uses it almost exclusively as a phone.
devastitis
Back then, that was pretty much all you could do with a phone, besides play snake.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Yes and with a flip phone, hell yes. Try texting on those things. To enter the letter F you would have to hit the number 3 three times.
xcrit
But T9. 3825 and the next word key unless you meant to write duck.
PossessionOfTheBeat
Yassssss.\
BarronArrow
T9 changed everything! Probably saved millions in future thumb related injuries.
applesapplesapples
But not like slamming down an old rotary phone so hard it made the ringy thing jingle a little bit
HornoTostador
Now you're talking!
NachoPete
Ooooh... that's the best!!
Noraneko
fun fact: phones were made more heavier because people complained that slamming a phone was not as satisftying after it got lighter
wyatt8740
Fun fact: for me to believe you you need to cite sources for bullshit.
Noraneko
We talked about it in telecommunications classes at the University... I don't care if u believe it or not.
wyatt8740
are you referring to the western electric phones from the Bell System? I thought you were talking about cordless modern phones
Leithoa
"A phone should be heavy and sturdy enough to use as a weapon" - Agent S. Booth,
WebHunter
This is so true but for some reason it make me feel old :-S
applesapplesapples
And I can whack youngsters with my cane!
applesapplesapples
Me too. Embrace the age, the gray hairs, I've earned them, each line on my face represents smiles, laughter, or tears.
TheF0CTOR
Sing with me, sing for the years...
BarronArrow
And feeling safe in the knowledge that my screen wasn't getting scratched up while sharing a pocket with my keys.
Zlimeshili
are your keys chromed?
experiment91
Underrated comment right here. Of course you can solve the problem. But it wasn't a problem before and that was nice.
BarronArrow
Finally, someone gets to the core of the issue!
GeneralGoodfeel
Well, that could be solved by not putting your keys in the same pocket as your phone.
SaltyInternetPirate
Phone in the left, money and keys in the right, documents in the back pocket. Problem solved.
derpbird
Hey, I have a new and unique idea! Maybe use a different pocket for each item
Saratje
Wear a keycord, you'd still look like less of a dork than when using a flip phone in this age and time. :P
GrapeGrandma
I still use a flip phone :o
BarronArrow
I'm a little jealous, held out as long as I could. Now I'm addicted to HD everything. :'0
BarronArrow
Keycord? Probably should be rocking a hair net too. ;')
ACatNamedVirtute
1. Buy a decent case(otter box defender) 2. Put keys on carabiner or in other pocket 3. ?????? 4. Profit.
Zoroasterisk
The Defender is ridiculously huge. I have a Devilcase aluminum bumper and a glass screen protector, and my phone can be dropped on concrete.
BambiSkater
Yeah, so I'm gonna need a bit more detail on #3 bud.
nezdower
And not pocket dialing anyone!
slaptyback
What kind of modern phone allows pocket dialing? Is your butt skilled enough to enter your passcode? I'm jealous...
Vercci
You're assuming people are smart enough to lock their phone when they're done with it
UpsetFace
My mother forgets to lock her phone and just hits the recent Calls at random...
allegroconspirito
Maybe his butt can pass the fingerprint scanner
SarcasticSebastian
I've butt dialed 911 with the emergency dialing sooooo
nezdower
Heehee, it's my mystery.. actually, I was referring to an old candybar style phone.
luvulongtime
Lots of smartphones allow 911 calling to bypass the lock screen
Valiton
A couple weeks ago I woke up to a cop in my room. In my underwear, I had to explain that my daughter must have hit the emergency call button
Impressive44
A lot of people just use swipe.
nezdower
(Plus I use swipe, shhh!)
chrisjfinlay
I get around that by not putting my keys in the same pocket as my phone.
BarronArrow
This has gotten easier since I quit smoking. Much easier keeping track of two things instead of four.
RobertBochikJr
Life hack
Attacker732
My phone either had to share a pocket with my multitool & pocket knife, or my keys & my wallet. Neither is good for screens.
Manorexia
Phone always front left, keys and such front right, wallet back right. Feels weird at this point ifni do anything else
chrisjfinlay
Phone front right for me as I'm right handed, but yeah. Change in with the keys.
YouHaveCaptainDiometes
Literally the same.
unshartedterritory
Thank you anyway else feels weird
evillar
Keys and wallet front left, Phone and anything else front right
lizwah
Mine is the exact same. Feels so wrong if I swap
slaptyback
Every year I so I switch sides assuming I'm developing some sort of bad habit, like walking funny and messing up a hip.
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
Phone front right, keys and pens front left, wallet back right
micmic00
you almost had it right. wallet in the front left ????
saiyoucho
Phone and wallet front left, keys front right. Never use back pockets. It will mess up your spine sitting unevenly on shit placed in them.
Manorexia
I take out my wallet most of the time when sitting especially for extended periods and also use a super thin wallet, only has essentials.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU