sosume

249336 pts ยท November 16, 2011


Quit. Don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present". - Master Oogway

River Milks

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MRW all I can find to eat in the fridge is some very elderly Camembert and give it a whiff...

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The old girl doesn't get out much at 35...

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Crimea a river, Orc tourists

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Uploaded my new mixtape to YouTube

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Gorillaz in da midst

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Bowt

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Oranj Treez

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Russia? Yep, Russia.

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"I don't know, the vaccine is so much more risky than the virus..."

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Stop stealing my content, my Dad's a cop.

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Gallery advice

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Haven't been feeling well...

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"I never broke the law!"

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Found the vegan

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Random person gives me shit for a Starbucks cup

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Moar Treez

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After 6 yrs. still don't have this Cakeday thing figured out...

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Grumpy Cat does not approve of your short-game

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Honey...

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"Alternative Facts"...

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Buzz Aldrin's reactions are priceless

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"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

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Smol peeple

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The more you know...

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It ain't easy being Yeezy

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Where is he?

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Treez

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The story of the little state that could: West Texas

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Don't touch the fishy...

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Ramen

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Boomers finally find use for Millenials...

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Are there student driver loans?

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Begun, The Lobster Wars have...

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13th Cakeday today

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The night is dark...

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No ragrets

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WBM - Warthog BRRRRRT! Monday

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Neo-retro TWA terminal @ JFK

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I think their "estimated hold time" is just made up and...

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These just mysteriously showed up in my dryer

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This mixtape is on fiere!

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She just brought more home...

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Just a T-Rex on a jetski. With a bomb.

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Everyone, say 'Hi' to peachfucker...

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Trophy?

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UPS Rocks!

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OP is going to go eat a bag of

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Uber chopper

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How do you do, fellow college kids!

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No time to explain...

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Well that wasn't good luck after all.

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Muppets did it 1st

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My name is Francis but everyone calls me Psycho...

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Herro?

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Pucker up...

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Taking professional advice and acting decisively...

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That's *Dr.* Idiot I'll have you know.

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