River Milks
MRW all I can find to eat in the fridge is some very elderly Camembert and give it a whiff...
The old girl doesn't get out much at 35...
Crimea a river, Orc tourists
Uploaded my new mixtape to YouTube
Gorillaz in da midst
Bowt
Oranj Treez
Russia? Yep, Russia.
"I don't know, the vaccine is so much more risky than the virus..."
Stop stealing my content, my Dad's a cop.
Gallery advice
Haven't been feeling well...
"I never broke the law!"
Found the vegan
Random person gives me shit for a Starbucks cup
Moar Treez
After 6 yrs. still don't have this Cakeday thing figured out...
Grumpy Cat does not approve of your short-game
Honey...
"Alternative Facts"...
Buzz Aldrin's reactions are priceless
"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"
Smol peeple
The more you know...
It ain't easy being Yeezy
Where is he?
Treez
The story of the little state that could: West Texas
Don't touch the fishy...
Ramen
Boomers finally find use for Millenials...
Are there student driver loans?
Begun, The Lobster Wars have...
13th Cakeday today
The night is dark...
No ragrets
WBM - Warthog BRRRRRT! Monday
Neo-retro TWA terminal @ JFK
I think their "estimated hold time" is just made up and...
These just mysteriously showed up in my dryer
This mixtape is on fiere!
She just brought more home...
Just a T-Rex on a jetski. With a bomb.
Everyone, say 'Hi' to peachfucker...
Trophy?
UPS Rocks!
OP is going to go eat a bag of
Uber chopper
How do you do, fellow college kids!
No time to explain...
Well that wasn't good luck after all.
Muppets did it 1st
My name is Francis but everyone calls me Psycho...
Herro?
Pucker up...
Taking professional advice and acting decisively...
That's *Dr.* Idiot I'll have you know.