I'm trusted, have an avocado.
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This pretty much sums up how I feel this 4th of July
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Was trying to figure out what was best to put on my burn. Apparently I can only put semen on my finger only AFTER it heals.
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1 million volt stun gun
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Avocado?
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MRW I get told to stop eating nutella
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Would walking on water be slippery?
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If only it were really him
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Millions of trees grow every year thanks to squirrel’s forgetting where they put their nuts.
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BECAUSE
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Ok I am 100% sure this has been posted before, probably numerous times, but nevertheless LET ME TOUCH YOUR BUTT
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HALP
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halp
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Battlestar Galactica, season 2 episode 18, 28 mins 14 sec in, sexy mom... explain
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