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TognaBlony
Then it’s true about OP...
troy11998822
Do it
TheMellowPeril
Here’s to you heading into a gayer future.
Aerisot
Plot Twist: Came out as Mormon.
Intelletc
DickPicEnthusiast
And if @OP ever get a Black or Jewish boyfriend, send your family an incredibly gay "Happy Holidays" card with a pic of the happy couple
fulano79
sbzleon
emoneyluvsJesus
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eatyourveggiescarl
Cometcore210
I support it too. (Insert some line about more women for me, to show support and my heterosexuality known..)
KayRaven
Hey, for all we know you could be lesbian. In either case, have fun!
usernamepolice
Keep it up? Always
Cyclicus
mrcapitan
Seriously...who are the 8 people that down voted this comment...
calmyishmael
Your dog may be gay.
RealityIsNotVirtual
Gays love their dogs. Dogs have the same body parts.
silentwolf1999
Well.....he probably does go down on bones
MrFnortner
a) I didn't know dogs could be gay, b) I didn't know dogs could be Christian, and c) I didn't know dogs could post on Imgur. Live and learn!
ImaAlias3
He definitely had his thumb up that dogs ass…
bigdukesix
Actually most Bassett Hounds are raging homophobes. OP just got lucky
pookieeatworld
Source?
3PiecesOfBread
http://wikipedia.org/basset_hound_homophobia/
magicalmysterytour
Bassett hounds make you gay?!?
TakeItUpANacho
No, you make Basset Hounds gay
BigTex1
Depends on your monthly peanut butter budget.
LoveYaSelfAcceptYaSelf
the gays are turning the dogs gay!
LonelyClarinet
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? *grunts*"
texabilly71
MikeStinse
It's not us doing it, knew a straight guy whose dogs would form a fuck train from biggest in front to smallest in back.
Rengii
First the frogs and now the dogs??!?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
I can't hear what he said since YouTube shut him down
Doopapotamus
Next they'll be after our sexy hogs.
Starkill3r98
Be who you are, not who people want you to be
duncan5wan
With great power comes great responsibility
Stabunaattori
kibouchi
Ha, VG Cats. I wonder what he's up to these days.
thefatlonelyjew
Unless you suck and people want you to be better
AVoiceOfReason
Alright, now I get to be a serial killer! Thanks, Starkill3r98!
Starkill3r98
If that's what you really want to be then go do it, I can't stop you. Remember that you'll have to be very careful or you'll get caught.
ElectricMoccasin
Unless you are a serial killer.
youarekiddingrightnow
Your family broke it off, not a very Christian act, jesus would offer love to all , not a few
DeanByTheWay
Unless you're a killer, then be not that.
Starkill3r98
There have been some very important killers in the past
teaforyouandme
But also be who your dog wants you to be
jmota14214
Who's down voting this? It's good advice.
foresthillsbob
Probably homophobes
Sodatwigg
It sucks to not have the starring role in your own life
ElQuickSilver
Unless you are hitler
vibrantaquanaut
What would history have been like if Hitler had been accepted into art school? Even Hitler should have kept chasing his dreams
Myowngrampa
Maybe that was his problem, his parents just told him he better rule the world and lead an aryan race
grotskylittlebiatch
My bf is having a hard time building the courage to tell his family. Puts a bit of a strain on us....
thefatlonelyjew
How old are you
grotskylittlebiatch
I'm 30 and he's 28
Starkill3r98
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it works out for the both of you
grotskylittlebiatch
Thank you, I hope so too :)
RacecarRoadcar
Your life is your story. Don't let somebody else write the book.
NoGiraffeHero
Hitler's book burnings make so much more sense now.
Starkill3r98
Yeah!
TheGriffin
Well I mean if you're having someone write and autobiography about you that's maybe an exception
gentlemenmarrybrunettes
Yes! Your parents (family) legacy is not your legacy. You are not bound to it. Write your own. The best and most freeing advice I've receive
PhurbuMukpodom
gentlemenmarrybrunettes
Just beautiful. You said it better than I ever could have. A poet walks among us.
gentlemenmarrybrunettes
d.
hazeleyedfreak
e.
KayRaven
f.
ButEverythingChangedWhenTheFireNationAttacked
You're both adorable
Piornet
If a parent's love is so shallow that they can turn their backs on their child so easily shows how sad and broken they truly are.
Piornet
Never think less of yourself because your family didn't have the love in themselves to love you unconditionally.
Piornet
Your self worth is yours and yours alone, what they think doesn't matter. *hugs*
iwanttomountndewya
I discovered this a later than I should have. My friend put it as "I inherited my dad's from problems that he had from his dad"
push2play
On the bright side, your future partner will love you for who you are and choose to be with you.
peecs
Sorry they don’t support you, OP. Once they realize they have lost you, I hope they come around. Stay strong. They still love you.
Comet260
It it were me that had been disowned over my love of the cock, I'd SERIOUSLY doubt their love. I'd leave and never look back.
GeorgieThumbs
People who call themselves Christians and disown their kids in the name of Christianity are not Christians but f#cking BS artists.
Boondangle40
bUt I pErCeIvE wHaT tHe BiBLe SaYs Is tRuTh WiTh A cApItAL "T"
WackyArmInflatableArmFlailingTubeMan
The real truth of the bible is love God and love your neighbors as he loves you which is uncontionally, wholefully, and accepting of all.
Boondangle40
That's the interpreted message, but if you read the Bible in totality, the Christian god is a huge dick. Assuming it's true, he's an asshole
WackyArmInflatableArmFlailingTubeMan
In totality. What we need to focus on in Jesus Christ, hence Christianity and the new testament he said love your neighbor as yourself.
mity0k23
Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Inlovewithmysisterinlaw
Thanks for knowing the actuall saying upvote
Daverson
One doesn't fail at parenthood by raising a gay child. One fails at parenthood by disowning their child. Best wishes to you.
cakeordeathdeathimeancake
Dogs are better people than people.
DonnieDangles87
You're either stupid or alone.
OoflesOfPoofles
And reindeer
NateintheNorth
RealityIsNotVirtual
Only if you are a dog.
BIGSHOWTV
As a conservative Conservative, they can go f*** themselves. Be you, be around people who appreciate you, that's your new family
withfrigginlasers
Those aren't christians. They are biggots who use religion as an excuse for their actions.
flyingmonsters
It's a bot
PhurbuMukpodom
moecurlylarry
Have u thought of bring adopted by a Jewish family. So long as you don't pay retail we are Very accepting
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Daphault1
Unless their kid is planning on marrying a non-jew. Holy shit that brings out the honest.
jo136942
Once I was telling my sister (and her Jew hubby) a story about a retail bargain and I said something to the effect...
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moecurlylarry
Jew hubby ? Jew them down?
wolfsonne
I was raised in one of those. Let me know if you ever need some feedback from a sassy big sister type who thinks you’re awesome +1 for dog!
JorgeLourenco
The worst sin a parent can make is to put conditions on the love they give to their children. I hope your family sees the light soon.
Comet260
But, but, but this ancient book of desert myths says I have i hate my kid if he likes the dick!
Euronyme
Only if you’re Jewish I think. Wasn’t the point of Jesus to soak up all the punishment god flung out haphazardly?
Comet260
dirkthejerk41
Actually it doesnt but whos paying attention
HD226868
No, it does, but this OTHER ancient book retcons it and who pays that much attention?
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I would love to see the biblical verse that teaches a parent must hate a gay child.
HD226868
leviticus 20:13 is usually taken as pretty damning evidence...
shyriath
I mean, I might withhold love to a kid of mine if he chopped up his mom. SOME conditions are reasonable. It's just that this isn't one.
Jellyrabbit
Would be tiresome to include "(except for very extreme gore situations)" after every general sentence.
KyrainMcLeod
I really hate the weekly grocery shopping on Fridays (except for very extreme gore situations)
DickPicEnthusiast
Welcome to the Gays™! Your hardcover copy of the Gay Agenda™ is already in the mail, once you get it report to the local chapter ASAP.
IndigoWendigo
Fuck them. But not in a literal way, it would be even more confusing for them.
squigster37
I'm sorry for your loss. There is love and acceptance waiting for you.
wazztastic
People still disown family members over homosexuality? I’m sorry about that, man. Their loss.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Yeah absolutely
ABluntForce
Yeah... that wasn't a thing that ever went away.
Snickt
People think because the internet is more tolerant, the world is more tolerant. It's better, but plenty of bias and bigotry out there.
liam33
no hes not gay hes a furry
KittenVonCatsworth
My family still speak to me but also casually remind me I'm going to Hell because I'm a lesbian. Fun fact: I've been happily married (1/2)
KittenVonCatsworth
...for 12 years while my self-righteous mother is on marriage #4 and had both her kids out of wedlock, so I basically ignore her lecturing.
Eleshar24
Maybe you could ask her where she thinks *her* lustful, promiscuous soul is going once she kicks the bucket.
MyFavoritesArePrettyNeatIGuess
You sure it's not just a phase though ? :p
pokebug666
Possibly, but some people never grow out of their Christian phase. :P
Comet260
I'd just laugh in her face if she was my mother.
callmethelizardqueen
It's not just your sexuality, shitty people are shitty. I was told I'm going to hell cause I had 2 bastard kids. I replied with " whos dick
callmethelizardqueen
Did you suck for that weed while your husband was working?" In front of her husband.
TransistorRadio
Mine did.
uffda0
wazztastic
That stinks. I’m sorry.
countybrownie
I can’t stand people like that hating people for no reason. I’m sorry they did that to you. God loves you if your family can’t see that 1/2
countybrownie
They ain’t living their faith like God called them to.
EpiDots
I didn't even know dogs could be gay. Glad your hooman still has your back.
TehBox0rz
As a Christian: fuck those people. Heart breaking for you. I understand why they think the way they do, because I used to be them. But ...
TehBox0rz
It doesn’t excuse the insane amounts of hurt that they are subjecting you to. Jesus is bigger than the box they put Him in. You aren’t alone
MiddleTiddy
Sorry you were born into a family of cunts.
Jernau
All the crazy conservatives that I know would try to "help" or "cure" a gay family member rather than disown. 1/2
Jernau
Which is probably more harmful in the end. Sometimes a well intentioned moron is worse than a complete cunt. 2/2
abinormal0081
Australia loves? Sounds like Australia has your back @op !!!
jo136942
It's probably just what they were taught so it's what they think is right.
legalisegaymarijuana
You can say that about literally anything though
LoveYaSelfAcceptYaSelf
I agree with legalisegaymarijuana.
fallingwater
That explains it, but it doesn't justify it.
thefatlonelyjew
Well... I mean it does justify it to them.
segfaultytowers
I mean, no. Justifying is backing of points by rational arguments and logic. Explaining why people believe something doesn't mean they're /
segfaultytowers
Logically sound in their beliefs. Someone who was raised to believe x when y is true is not justified, but behavior can be explained. Many /
scrumpy
Ironically, so does Jesus
KailaWithAnI
I really love this comment.
toxcrusadr
This! hahahaha He would be SO embarrassed about your fam dude.
jefro
seriously.
ABluntForce
And Satan is cool with you, most of the other gods simply don't give a shit about anything because they're too cool for mortals.
Doumdidoum
That's very mean for Carcajou.
SolaceHaestas
Ah, the perks of being a Satanist
pezzle
That dog has the look of a creature who has.... seen things...
SomeCrazyNerd
Yeah he's seen homophobic cunts!
MerToo
I seen gay doges have gay doge secks, so... maybe that is a gay doge?
Magster2004
@LegalizeRanch20 I’m a mom. I’m your Mom now. Thanksgiving dinner is at 2. We’re making granny’s dressing and fried turkey.
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
lesbian auntie here checking in, i can cook, the wife is an amazin wingman at the club, we have all the home depot insights you need
nasiman
You will definitely need an exchange student.
ididitforthelolz
I got dibs on older brother that fucked up a lot when young but finally got his shit together and will support you in anyway I can.
rightjabslip
I can be your lesbro!
RxSigyn
Call Dibs on the insane single aunt who has a cat hoarding problem.
windprincess
I call dibs on the reclusive sister who's obsessed with anime and music
IHeartSwissChocolate
I'll be your weird aunt who randomly shows up to family events. You dont know if I'm living a double life as a spy or a drug addict.
YouL0stTheGame
I’ll be the morbid cousin you sorta know but not really and don’t see that often
miketheowl
Dang, I was hoping for that archetype
YouL0stTheGame
You can be the hillbilly brother of mine that I take around everywhere with a mental defect that somehow makes you more lovable and noble.
objectreborn
LegalizeRanch20 You dear sir have an artist/musician sister on east side of the states
ValoSaurusRex
Can I be the black sheep of this family who stands out bc I'm actually less "f'd" up than the rest but is kinda resentful about it?
OutOfStock
@LegalizeRanch20 ill be the aussie cuz that you can come visit and who'll send you weird Aus shit to show your mates.
sirrahmas
Dibs on all y'all's dibs.
UnicornofPeril
Can I be the gay uncle who is way too into nerdy things like D&D? And I can teach the kids so many board games.
WarriorFox
I was gonna say that but that's me irl
UnicornofPeril
Literally the only thing keeping me from being the gay uncle is the the fact that none of my siblings have popped out a baby yet.
KayRaven
I wanna be the embarrassing little sister! Oh my God, the stories my parents could tell...
sesamesnapsinhalf
This is becoming the best family ever!
mvfx
this is adorable right?
KayRaven
Yeah!
kreegaia
Im now your weird floridian cousin that can fill you in on the dirt on both disney and florida man.
thebestdamntaco
@LegalizeRanch20 I'll be your brother!
Sarcasticbombastic
Need the token straight brother who secretly loves and respects you but masks it in a deluge of gay jokes?
ApocWarlock
You want a weird uncle? Cause I’ll do it! We are your family now!
IndigoWendigo
Well, I REALLY hope you're making granny dress herself, this year.
Magster2004
Ha! I am not digging her dead ass up to dress her.
JayaMarie
I'll be the hermit cousin that comes to all the parties, crochets in the corner, and helps clean up afterwards.
ozzycats
I'll be the fat brother who just eats
cjasso0601
Disturbed and overprotective marine brother. Better not catch you with thotties.Remy is now your dog’s sis
CrazyPetLady
Weird cousin with too many pets checking in! I'll pet your dog before acknowledging your presence but I still love you.
Odicium
I just wanna say that you all are some beautiful bastards. Props to all of you and I call dibs on the nerdy brother still figuring life out
Yarnbomber
I get to be an old auntie! What's your sweater size? Can I knit you a scarf or a warm cap?
ovd78
We are your family now!! One of us!! One of us!
WarriorFox
One of us! One of us!
tigerlilytoph
Dibs on being that cousin you can ask about anything! Also boardgames!
SinceIFoundSerenity
Dibs on the older sister who will act out and annoy mom when she’s giving you a hard time. Also, I’ll buy you and your buddies beer.
Dragula13
Me too. Also be drunk the whole Thanksgiving to deal with all the people.
hep21hep21
I’ll be the long lost sister from a fling your dad had in the 80’s - bonus is I’m in England and will be your free vacation home!
ididitforthelolz
@hep21hep21 yo sis! Can I get in on that vacation home? Been trying to get to England but I keep missing.
hep21hep21
Ha! I operate an open home policy to friends and family so come on over my newly found sibling
ididitforthelolz
I do the same in Austin, TX. I'm right next to Town Lake and right outside of downtown.
LlornDeIcamole
@Magster2004 you are the real MVP
WarriorFox
Dibs on gay uncle you look up to but who's life is secretly falling apart.
jefro
dibs on uncle and auntie Hānai family in Hawai'i. Christmas is sweet here ;D
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
I’ll be the insanely protective sister who will threaten to hurt anyone who’s unkind to you and will make you cookies every time i see you!
sincopatia9000
Fabulous Blasian cousin checking in who can make some mighty mean eggrolls ?
ToNkaTUCKS
Can...can I go too? For No reason I just love people.
sirrahmas
That's fucking adorable.
Kaoss01
I'll be the weird cousin who nobody really talks to
pookieeatworld
I have a buddy with a turkey recipe that is so good it will make you question your existence.
Israaa
I want in on this family too.
ABluntForce
Man, turkey day gets earlier every year.
PixlPossum
Can I join this family 2? It sounds much better than my own. I'll be the 1 who has 2 much anxiety 2 talk 2 anyone, but likes to be included.
jefro
maybe facetime into Thanksgiving?
mvfx
we'll text you but not expect you to reply all the time.
imgurscommontater
"Granny's dressing"
giftkartoffel
Some people call it stuffing. It's like savory bread pudding
TheDragodile
Oh my god, come to my house for Thanksgiving and I will initiate you into the goodness. There's not a lot of space, but there's always room!
Magster2004
Bless your heart. It’s “stuffing” That I don’t shove up a birds ass.
imgurscommontater
Please tell me you're not a brit! D:
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
I’m going to guess they’re from the south east USA. “Bless your heart” is a very common phrase here.
Magster2004
This is correct. Georgia to be precise.
Magster2004
I’m Deep South American. Without the racism, homophobia, and nonsense.
NotStephanie
@LegalizeRanch20 I’ll be the liberal Christian side of the family who fully embraces you!
jefro
This :D
motherhoodlum
we're an Italian family, so there's about 1.5 billion aunts here. welcome to us! ARE YOU HUNGRY?
Penguinsandbroadswords
Dibs on aunt from the other side then! You now have a bunch of annoying younger cousins but we do nerdy stuff and have New Years Parties
J4nein4ne
Can I bring/drop off some cranberry sauce or something? I want Op to be well-supported, and I know you might not have room for everyone...
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
Dibs on the uncle who does shady shit with the mob...
Fuckweasel
I call dibs on being your liberal west coast brother. I'm also gay, so we can pal around and ogle the guys together. Oh, I make cheesecake.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
I'm the chill black sheep cousin who's into Ren Faires and probably bdsm.
SolaceHaestas
Dibs on single sister with major depression and relationship problems.
Kunitsu
I get to be the weirder polyamorous sister whose easy to talk to about everything! I got your back sister =D
HalfPintKatie
Oooo...I haven't come out or anything but I would really like a sister like that!!
theflyingnun
Okay then I'll take happily married boring sister who has too many cats for reasons that are unclear. Together we have sister needs covered.
Ididnothaverelationswiththatman
I hope the food is gay and tasty.
mvfx
Dibs on being your Godmother, love.
mvfx
(you know, if they disowned you too, cause that wouldn't be right!)
KiaOraFrog
I’m your aunt in NZ. Come visit sometime!
EvIE20
Plus a token asian friend! ?
Sarcasticbombastic
Where is my automobile??!
mung2611
No family is complete without one of those ?
LepekaPuppyDriver
I’ll be the loud cousin that gives hugs, love, support, and homemade gifts like knit scarves, pickles, and cookies.
glenlochie
I'm a dad. Gay wouldn't bother me but fried turkey might. I'll be roasting one on the barbie. Grannies dressing is awesome
mung2611
Can I just be that random that shows up that no one really knows but is too fun and nice to be asked who they are or that they should leave.
Magster2004
I’m southern. I’ll have plenty of food.
mung2611
I can be that guy.
elliroy
I call the vague cousin where no one really knows how she’s related but no one questions it because she keeps bringing pie
FuckyBarnes
Dibs on hermit like second cousin who everyone assumes is antisocial but is really just and anxious and always makes enough nachos to share.
butlerfetish
I want to be the embarrasing aunt. The one who'll share terrible stories about sex and inebriation.
SmutGrrrl
He can have a couple of those yeah? I call dibs on the one that’s always wine drunk.
HellNZ
I just realised this is me o.O
butlerfetish
It's pretty much already me, only I don't have nieces or nephews.
Octopoctopus
It's an important role.
idigthefunnystuff
I call cousin with the disappointing past and new healthy lifestyle thanks to her kid
The72ndRaven
@Magster2004 You are truly an amazing human being. Also, I call dubs on being the other Canadian, via the Carribean, who drinks good stuff.
Magster2004
My brother was in Canada for a while. Our liquor shelf will surpass your needs.
The72ndRaven
Excelsior!!!!
The72ndRaven
My wife calls dibs, too!! She's makes wicked Negroni's!!
BlackberryCobbler
Everyone needs one Canadian family member around to apologize for all the crazy shit your aunties are doing at the table! Thats me!
HalfPintKatie
Make that 2! Alberta represent!
BlackberryCobbler
Whooo!! I'm way out East!
HalfPintKatie
Nova Scotia?
BlackberryCobbler
New Brunswick... But I go to Nova Scotia fairly often, going to Tangiers this weekend to sea kayak! Love it there...
tsunamisue
And Saskatchewan here as well... Don't forget the crazy Canadians!
TheyreGoodDogsBront
That's not very Christian of them. Be yourself. If they're worth having in your life, they'll come around.
feckith
This
Markuspsyches
Yea real Christians would have stoned him, thankfully they don't follow their book as fundamentally as some.
flyingmonsters
It's a bot
RealityIsNotVirtual
The notion of non-christians telling Christians what Christianity is, is INSANITY. Oh, yeah, you support insanity.
TheyreGoodDogsBront
I support virtual insanity
RealityIsNotVirtual
Wait until you die. When you find out there is one Reality, that nothing virtual exists.
HD226868
"The notion of non-schizophrenics telling schizophrnics what schizophrenia is, is INSANITY".
RealityIsNotVirtual
No, it is medical science.
RealityIsNotVirtual
The notion of a schizophrenic declaring that his insanity is not insanity is denial of Reality, hallmark of his condition, proving it.
4hydroxydmt
lets be real, its pretty Christian of them. At least OP is to old to be sent to a gay conversion preacher / Christian gay conversion camp...
FrozenCoast
Not very Christ-like then. That dude was cool with everyone.
HD226868
Didn't Christ also say to worship him and love him more than your own family or you'll burn forever?
FrozenCoast
It’s been decades since I regularly attended church.
HD226868
Okay. ... and?
KayRaven
He didn't say that, his "followers" did.
hiimmat
John 13:34 tells how all Christians are supposed to behave. It's a very simple directive.
Spazchik
Exactly this
KsuviKhor
“A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.”
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
You are born into a family, however you choose your own.
CanadianCobraChicken
Right on Mama Ru
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
TheGreatFoxarelli
Beat me to it. +1
Flyndaran
That last part is a very recent addition.
SnarkyScience
Good quote. Made up though.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Not made up. Just read about this. It means that friends have your back more than family.
SnarkyScience
The full quote was made up recently. The original “short” version is older.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Covenant is community, womb is mother/family.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Umm, aren't all quotes made up by the people who initially said them?
SnarkyScience
Ok. Clarifying: the “full quote” does not match the provenance of the “short quote”. The full was made recently for internet points.
WorkerLurker
Same as words