When I hear about someone killing baby geese.
When your wife asks you to pick up dogs turds in the yard.
Got my 1965 Mystang out of storage today.
So I'm a County Sheriff and I had to chase down some cows tonight. I was not issued a duty lasso so it wasnt fun.
2 out of 3 years with a gift ain't bad I guess!
Its gunna be a rough couple weeks.
It sad it came to this.
Anytime someone says a pun around me.
When the gifs load instantly in the comment section but the posted gif takes several minutes to load.
Just got back from 2 weeks in Kenya here are some of my favorite moments.
When someone asks me what I think of the "Meh" button.
Test
Can someone explain the whole YouTube rewind thing to me?
When people ask me how to get to the fp without boobs or a repost.
When I see facebook crap on the front page of imgur.
When you're part of a meme group chat and one person never sends anything.
Going to bed at 1230 and having to wake up at 4 am for a 12 hour shift.
When my friends makes a smart ass comment while riding in my car. So I lock the windows and rip a nasty fart.
Last night I was dispatched to an area check at a residence. The reporting party (S59) claimed he heard someone pounding on some windows. This is what followed. Signal decoder key below.
Working on Thanksgiving and my first call of the day was a father found dead from cancer by his grown daughter.
You know why this is funny?
MRW I'm at a family reunion and I see my brother minding his own buisness.
MRW my teamates keep running into the artillery I called in and I get kicked for "team killing".
Disgusting.
Booze wonderful booze!
There is a serious lack of police memes on here. I have a few for ya.
Guys I need your help. I need the most Patriotic American gifs and photos you have. I am making a 4th of July dump.
When you drive by someone who was tailgating you for 3 miles and is now in a ditch.
Anyone have this GIF but with the text "Goshdarn" as he says fuck?
When I'm scrolling through user sub and it's back to normal.
My secret santa delivered!!!
When your drill instructor wakes you up at 3 am for PT and you had no idea it was coming.
MRW my LT says I should get pepper sprayed again with the new Officers to show support.
When I volunteer to get in the bite suit and then I see the 90lb dog come in the room.
Anybody want a peanut?
Daylight savings is theft!
I present to you the Porgi.
MRW I have to get pepper sprayed again to get a promotion at work.
When you were in the pool.
No!
That face you make when one of your favorite singers let you hold him for a picture.
MRW then wife and I are deciding when to put up the Christmas tree. I want December 1st and she wants to do Thanksgiving. So we compromise and do thanks giving.
MRW I'm sleeping on the throne and I hear the queen approaching.
pC mAsTeR rAcE
I gotta help out my community.
Range week at the police academy!
When I get thanked for helping a dog abuse investigation but all I did was take a dog to a shelter.
Brave police officer risks life to stop a woman from leaving the kitchen.
Well I’m alright.
I need help.
MRW my instructor tells the class we have a test tomorrow and we won't have all the needed info until tomorrow right before.
MRW I accidentally called out a pursuit.
Such a beautiful site. My wife began carrying her firearm today!
MRW people are shocked mac Miller died so early.
Phone clearing dump. Enjoy
*Racks Slide*
When my wife says I cant go to the range today.
My Secret Santa did amazing!
Just realized it Firearm Friday and I'm at my department range.