countybrownie

119033 pts · November 27, 2012


Hayden if you're reading this, just know one thing. You suck<3

When I hear about someone killing baby geese.

Points 1644
Comments 163
Views 92591

When your wife asks you to pick up dogs turds in the yard.

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 501

Got my 1965 Mystang out of storage today.

Points 1595
Comments 189
Views 99826

So I'm a County Sheriff and I had to chase down some cows tonight. I was not issued a duty lasso so it wasnt fun.

Points 29
Comments 11
Views 1216

2 out of 3 years with a gift ain't bad I guess!

Points 37
Comments 2
Views 815

Its gunna be a rough couple weeks.

Points 39
Comments 42
Views 1231

It sad it came to this.

Points 20
Comments 6
Views 2035

Anytime someone says a pun around me.

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 645

When the gifs load instantly in the comment section but the posted gif takes several minutes to load.

Points 39
Comments 2
Views 1171

Just got back from 2 weeks in Kenya here are some of my favorite moments.

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 1137

When someone asks me what I think of the "Meh" button.

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 557

Test

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 334

Can someone explain the whole YouTube rewind thing to me?

Points 20
Comments 10
Views 712

When people ask me how to get to the fp without boobs or a repost.

Points 22
Comments 10
Views 688

When I see facebook crap on the front page of imgur.

Points 85
Comments 9
Views 3884

When you're part of a meme group chat and one person never sends anything.

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 629

Going to bed at 1230 and having to wake up at 4 am for a 12 hour shift.

Points 16
Comments 9
Views 796

When my friends makes a smart ass comment while riding in my car. So I lock the windows and rip a nasty fart.

Points 31
Comments 9
Views 1026

Last night I was dispatched to an area check at a residence. The reporting party (S59) claimed he heard someone pounding on some windows. This is what followed. Signal decoder key below.

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 940

Working on Thanksgiving and my first call of the day was a father found dead from cancer by his grown daughter.

Points 5374
Comments 191
Views 144173

You know why this is funny?

Points 1230
Comments 35
Views 90339

MRW I'm at a family reunion and I see my brother minding his own buisness.

Points 31
Comments 7
Views 969

MRW my teamates keep running into the artillery I called in and I get kicked for "team killing".

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 826

Disgusting.

Points 2484
Comments 75
Views 99408

Booze wonderful booze!

Points 30
Comments 18
Views 1280

There is a serious lack of police memes on here. I have a few for ya.

Points 22
Comments 2
Views 668

Guys I need your help. I need the most Patriotic American gifs and photos you have. I am making a 4th of July dump.

Points 7
Comments 33
Views 610

When you drive by someone who was tailgating you for 3 miles and is now in a ditch.

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 930

Anyone have this GIF but with the text "Goshdarn" as he says fuck?

Points 15
Comments 14
Views 1545

When I'm scrolling through user sub and it's back to normal.

Points 19
Comments 6
Views 691

My secret santa delivered!!!

Points 27
Comments 2
Views 942

When your drill instructor wakes you up at 3 am for PT and you had no idea it was coming.

Points 35
Comments 6
Views 2202

MRW my LT says I should get pepper sprayed again with the new Officers to show support.

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 714

When I volunteer to get in the bite suit and then I see the 90lb dog come in the room.

Points 28
Comments 14
Views 1014

Anybody want a peanut?

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 774

Daylight savings is theft!

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 366

I present to you the Porgi.

Points 15
Comments 6
Views 866

MRW I have to get pepper sprayed again to get a promotion at work.

Points 45
Comments 21
Views 1940

When you were in the pool.

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 104

No!

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 162

That face you make when one of your favorite singers let you hold him for a picture.

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 214

MRW then wife and I are deciding when to put up the Christmas tree. I want December 1st and she wants to do Thanksgiving. So we compromise and do thanks giving.

Points 24
Comments 24
Views 990

MRW I'm sleeping on the throne and I hear the queen approaching.

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 351

pC mAsTeR rAcE

Points 2318
Comments 373
Views 120223

I gotta help out my community.

Points 3
Comments 6
Views 277

Range week at the police academy!

Points 12
Comments 17
Views 706

When I get thanked for helping a dog abuse investigation but all I did was take a dog to a shelter.

Points 2945
Comments 63
Views 120419

Brave police officer risks life to stop a woman from leaving the kitchen.

Points 49
Comments 13
Views 1580

Well I’m alright.

Points 2220
Comments 112
Views 112169

I need help.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 191

MRW my instructor tells the class we have a test tomorrow and we won't have all the needed info until tomorrow right before.

Points 30
Comments 6
Views 1388

MRW I accidentally called out a pursuit.

Points 3917
Comments 212
Views 137934

Such a beautiful site. My wife began carrying her firearm today!

Points 11
Comments 9
Views 793

MRW people are shocked mac Miller died so early.

Points 23
Comments 18
Views 1497

Phone clearing dump. Enjoy

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 295

*Racks Slide*

Points 35
Comments 3
Views 1052

When my wife says I cant go to the range today.

Points -1
Comments 3
Views 256

My Secret Santa did amazing!

Points 96
Comments 10
Views 3450

Just realized it Firearm Friday and I'm at my department range.

Points 12
Comments 11
Views 548
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