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Fun stuff.
KrampusCopia
#1 so, the government secret is testosterone. Shocker...
profiledit
Thanks DK.
Booklover4life
#44 holy sh*t. The laugh that came out of me confirms I am a bad person.
channel9dude
#10 Bugatti gone :(
joeyecho101
profiledit
I should watch Boogie Nights. I'm going to watch Boogie Nights.
imgurmage
GravyEducation
Doot for tomorrow
TI99Kitty
And now is time for cake!
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
PunnyTiger
the average lifespan of an empire is 250 years; trump's doing his best to hit the average on the nose.
bronah912360
#6 until you realize how out of shape you've actually gotten
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
You'll get in shape pretty fast if you're doing all that walking!
wadatahmydamie
#40 it’s hard to overstate how strong that door is to anyone who has never carried an anvil
SOLARvsFACISM
As someone who has carried an anvil, I hope thats a foam prop anvil from a Roger Rabbit style mixed animation and live action movie.
WolfFromTheTVShowFutureMan
#14 I don’t drink to preserve my liver’s chocolate coating.
Subtilico
Recently read line in a book: 'The alcohol wasn't destroying him, he drank because he was being destroyed.' That hit hard.
HillOfBeans
And then the alcohol does destroy him by pickling his brain.
honeybadgersRus
#39 I can also verify street lights fit in the back of cars too. Brightest light I have by a longshot
SamHandwhich
#3
SamHandwhich
#4
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Despite being known for his Alt-Right politics, CK leaned Left at the end
bigtwindaddy10
#10 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1am1veTN0c2l6dm12NGxrb29nemM2NHRtZ292ZzZsZnY0bmJzeDFrNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hVinjWdIDiigU/200w.webp
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
My friend, fool that he is, doesn't understand the reference. Can you assist?
bigtwindaddy10
Here's the original...A Bugatti in a trailer park. The Cleveland browns are dumpster fire, and Myles Garrett got out of there!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
bigtwindaddy10
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTI1emM4bnM0bnVkODg5NTdqdWN5a2VlOG04cGQ3dmFxZW10d3h4aiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Gzs6RqmoYNpkc/200w.webp
billytense
Wouldn't a fatty liver be more flavorful?? Asking for a friend.....
gaggedandgooped
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I submit for the record, Exhibit A: Foie Gras
Doismellbacon
Well, nail my foot down and force feed me!
ope1
All the fake acts fake dropping out of the freedumb 250 concert is my favorite thing right now
Capum15
Every new one I see makes me giggle.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Zack Morris's band Zack Attack has pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Yjg5d21qZjd4a2Y4cDk3ZGRxZHM0c2luandlZXlyazZpbjBhYjB3dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UatRnEUNX8iCQ/200w.webp
ope1
I saw Jesse and the Rippers (Full House) the other day. Legit thought my life was going to end laughing at a stupid meme.
subnetmask
#18 how you gonna lose your grandma's tupperware and not replace it? Fucking heartless. Then have the audacity to bitch about it on the interbet like he's the victim. Shameful tsk tsk tsk
Theshnazzyone
#23 Never smoke with people who self censor. They are incapable of being cool.
Dragondraikk
#17 For those that can't tell the actual answer: It's a raccoon, leucistic from the looks of it
TanithRosenbaum
I mean, if I had to guess I'd say it's probably leucistic from its genetics, not from its looks of it...
LobotomyPending
yep! and for anyone with the follow-up question, it's not albino bc if it was it would be white, not cream, and it's eyes would be red or pink
LobotomyPending
#17 leucistic raccoon if anyone is actually curious
fartharder
#44
Wapusk
#21 Ratking!
noone1415
Hipsterking?
gaggedandgooped
Wookking
DarkSock
I got that reference, thanks to Sir Terry Pratchett; GNU
jethroismaxbaer5772
Has there been any word from the JG Wentworth opera singers? They still playing 250?
4chanrefugee
#44 it's been 35 years and we're still joking about this incident.
Devlosirrus
Would you say that the joke fell flat
wadatahmydamie
If Clapton’s son hadn’t died then, he’d have died from a disease that would be easily preventable with vaccines
haveanupvotegif
chubbycubby
#6 DA DA DADA
cantreach
#26 I'd buy you a case of it
ElectricSlideOrchestra
The redbull or the boner pills?
cantreach
Gonna need both to keep up with me
dynamojoe
#4 I hope this becomes a trend and gets blasted all over social media. All these “Charlie Kirk” street renamings that got pushed through by GOP cucks deserves to backfire.
kontroversialkarma
Let him fade into obscurity. I for one do not want to find any mention of him on my feed.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Need the pole climbers to start hanging pride flags from them
dynamojoe
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
How long before these signs have bullet holes in them?
battleofhastings1066
How long before the crossarms sag under the weight of the fascists hung from them?
FrankTheCube
A couple of cute girls making out isn’t going to upset them, you need to use a couple of middle aged bears instead.
locksmith9
Nervous to ask a girl out? Taker her down to Charlie Kirk Way and shoot your shot!
If you're lucky, you'll get to do some necking.
OptimisticSchrodinger
This comment is so under appreciated on so many levels
JeezusJuice
I usually don’t like puns, but these … these are good.
bwittekoekover9000
#44 ohhhhhh that was good lol
EllawoodBlues
Actually it's not...he wasn't even home when that happened.
snarkybitch
Im definitely going to hell for laughing at that one lol
Vident99
At least you’re not the only one.
nickswoop
What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out a window
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Funny but I would like to point out he was not there when this happened.
chunguswangus
Arguably his biggest hit is literally called "Cocaine", of course he was there with the bag of cocaine that didn't fall out the window
theycallmedoctornooche
For the sake of pedantry I will say that a) Clapton didn't write the song, b) it's actually *against* drug use c) calling it his biggest his is a stretch (I concede this point is subjective)
chunguswangus
While I agree that it is an anti-drug song, I feel like him saying that it is anti cocaine is so that people wouldn't do any, and therefore there was more for himself to do...