expiredgiftedandtalentedstudent
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Jun 16, 2026 10:09 AM
expiredgiftedandtalentedstudent
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weidermeijer
#45 1. Each side is missing a 3-shot boat. 2. You CANNOT have your boat on top of the numbers.
weidermeijer
#41 That will break within a month and then you are fucked.
InnerBushman
#12 it was but then you spotted it so it's playing cool, pretending it can't move.
CatShadowleaf
#47 Vise your ham?
ArtisinalCheese
#41 Your Subscription to: 'House'
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sdhull221
#36 frog in a hole...not sure why
GoodChange
#21 A Florida man was _____ for _____ to _____ an _____ in _____ using _____
LawFiveGuy
Verb, verb, verb, noun, location, noun (Mad Libs, FL version, though 'arrested' should be part of the prompt)
do7rkb5n
#30 how did they get it out
jethroismaxbaer5772
#6 https://imgur.com/ROIDbBX.png
TheFifthTK
#19 Hmm…I’m gonna have to see the receipts that he accepted no money from his parents (a doctor with a military pension and a radio host who ran an appliance sales firm) when they passed. Is his idea of “row your own boat” getting discovered at 21 years old after being in one play on Broadway a few years earlier? The man won the show business lottery and decides now is the best time to throw his kids to the wolves? I know he’s accomplished a lot, but he didn’t do It alonez. Fuck all Bad Dads
AbolishNuance
#23 Sweden Denmark
SidonisAntares
#12 this tree walking like Theresa May
ProtagonistofReality
It's a wimpy, cowardly ent trying to get out of going to Isengard.
artmeredith5236
#24 because it is an anaerobic glue. The plastic passes oxygen molecules which keeps it liquid.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#12 on the way to isengard
highfidelityfood
#28 it’s just a higher ratio of egg yolk to oil. So for making potato salad/chicken salad/coleslaw it’ll not break down and get watery compared to other mayo.
mynamespaul
#49 bald here: I wash my face in the shower so I just wash my head too. That said: it’s very easy to tell where my face stops and scalp begins, even with shaved head? My deepest sympathies to the maker of this enemy and their weird oblong head.
draconicus
#6 that's a vocabulary sheet...
Teledabby
#21 "i know all of these words, independently. I never knew they where a group that hung out like this"
AutoBat
It's from a parody site, but the topic being Florida nobody noticed
AlexSomething
#13 Highschool teacher: "I'm sick of people not doing the homework so I'm collecting it this time, pass it forward." That was at the beginning so I decided to do the thing during the rest of class. Then I had a friend help: at the end, during the chaos of students leaving, he went to ask a random question. I used that opportunity to slip my paper below the desk.
My friend, after he got his answer: "Sir, I think you dropped a paper."
It worked. Teacher picked it up and put it in the pile.
AlmatheaToes
The teachers ploy also worked you did the practice. : )
Rogahar
#15 now here's a line we haven't heard enough recently;
Photoshopped.
What's more;
I can tell because I've seen enough in my time! (No but fr, whoever edited it forgot to skew the bottom three lines to match the perspective of the sign itself.)
gilliamv
Nah. Supermarket signs get updated in pieces, those are just newer pieces.
gronzilla
#43 what's amazing is that she was sober enough to bring themselves into view and remember how to make a screenshot while operating the camera and all while not dismissing the message toaster. That, or, she made the picture and selected it as a lock screen background just to be able to make the screenshot. All around, very very impressive.
lordnequam
#46 - The trouble is all the men who would THINK they can do this.
areyouelonmusk
How would we know without trying! More unfair standards for men
akefay
#49 to the hairline. It's like a phantom limb situation.
fnansen
Sue Ann Nivens told Murray Slaughter that he must wash his head always back to his heels.
Bubble181
I just wash all the way to the back of my neck, really. I don't think my scalp minds moisturizing or scrubbing.
ImMrDC
When i raise both my eyebrows, you can see the start of head and end of face.
Chlich8385
I wash it all, since I shave my head in the shower, with soap and wash my face as well.
notreallyaclevername
I wash my whole head. Even if I'm just splashing cold water on my face to wake up, I rub it all over my head.
DoctorWookie
I really only wash the dirty parts outside of the shower. So usually just my mouth area. If I'm sweaty, then it's the whole head to help cool down.
TheJomsborgViking
#36 my grandpa used to call this Popeyes style.
No clue why
aeill7God
It was called a toad in a hole where my wife grew up in scotland
louster
Maybe cause it looks like eyes? That pop?
Takila
#24 Super glue reacts with moisture to harden.
Dongslinger419mietiviel
You know, i'm something of a superglue myself
MRnBW
DamnYourePretty
Well that explains a lot. I will now spit on my super glue to harden it.
maskedrabbit
So fun fact, this would actually work.
Cornflakes91
(breathing on it with your mough wide open also does it and is way less gross)
CallMeOldFashionedBut
What a coincidence.
MayMayz4DayzYo
TheDaharMaster
Toqom
You mean the lack of moisture? When it starts to dry it hardens...
RobBobertyYT
I believe regular glues works by drying but not super glue.
xamith
No, it relies on moisture in the air to cause the reaction necessary for curing.
NefariousGoop
Is it not just the solvent evaporating?
xamith
Nope, cyanoacrylate polymerizes with moisture.
IlluminaBlade
It still also doesn't bond well to some plastics.
The bottle is in fact made of that kind of plastic, perhaps even intentionally.
Kukabuksilaks
Intentionally? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bm9laGZrb243czZ4dTJ2eGgxdTFkNGZwdjc5a3p0Z3pta2F3NWdzMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0AISSQLfQKlJTsefR/200w.webp
Quizz25S
Allegedly.
weidermeijer
Just like fucking an ostrich.
Quizz25S
Ha.
Pyrokneticbeavr
#3 as the person designed for cooking this is fine as long as your ass was also meant to stand outside of the kitchen.
BabeAfett
But also, as the person who cooks, it's nice to have the watcher either make a simple meal, or order a meal without my involvement. Making food is my love language, but having someone else do it for me is also really lovely.
3Davideo
#45 I appreciate the cleverness but I'm pretty sure 16 shots is too much for most people?
Nic3Ntertainment
I think it definitely balances out the difficulty level. The more successful you are in the opening, the drunker you'll be by the end-game. Gives the loser a chance to pull it back before they're totally shit-faced, too.
weidermeijer
People die in naval battles.
obesz
Great dump OP, imma have to steal a few tho. 💜
malgor24
You're not "stealing" you are Strategically Transferring Equipment to Alternate Locations.
obesz
Also stealing this.
Killerpixler
#37 perfect research if they are trying to describe Shreck's foreskin!
RufusPimperton
Who woulda thought me hand him had more things in common
gilliamv
Shutting up would have cost you nothing, now it has cost us everything.
Killerpixler
https://giphy.com/gifs/benjammins-for-the-love-of-game-i-do-it-ABoxqgKu0vBr6fiwBb
hendawg2020
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MDBucDhrNzc2ZHRkZWdmam8wNmdpb3Q5dGE1ajVkY2RicnIzZ2dlbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ggv4eJK7WIScDuWupT/200w.webp
jethroismaxbaer5772
I'm more interested in The Slughole. https://imgur.com/xSJ980k.mp4
SailorPupitar
I feel like it's more scary that I can't tell what the other one was meant to be