Feeling ready for July 29th.
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Bring it on
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When your cake day is just a reminder that July 29th is a week away...
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Finally passing gas to celebrate July 29th after a month straight of drinking soap.
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When Potential Spam calls and you have some funny new Borat impressions you're psyched to try out.
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Brock
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MRnBW the squad on the trampoline, indicating where the free cosmic bowling is.
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MRW I substitute Kool-Aid for milk in the sugar cookies.
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Imgur Summer Olympics: paper cutting
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So I asked HR, "Is this Happy Thanksgiving, or Merry Christmas"?
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Throw up your best images on July 29th.
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MRW my neighbors show me some TLC for Christmas.
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Well played, Google
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MRW I find a great Christmas outfit for my dog.
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MRW half the Lay's bag is nothing but air.
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MRW my wife asks how I could have already eaten the entire pound of chocolates she gave me this morning.
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When P2 dips out before Valentine's
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MRnBW (My RnB When) my coworker puts on a heater though the office is already boiling.
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MRW my boss says we can leave early because of the snow storm.
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MRnBW my coworker turns on a second heater though the office is boiling
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From CNN: A ‘born and bred racist’ recounts how he became a best-selling Christian author
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MRW the Whole Foods cashier puts $375 of pet groceries from the lady behind me on my side of the divider
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MRW I texted him in Excel, but he still don't wanna spread them sheets.
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When the puzzle box says 2-4 years but you finish it in just 1 week.
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MRW my hurricane insurance protects screen doors, cats, and weather vanes, but I didn't sign on for antique car coverage.
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Mowing the lawn on July 29th: that first cool drop of sweat reaches the buttcrack.
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MRW when it's her turn to buy.
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MRW he says he likes my bubbly personality.
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Holding in weirdness until July 29th...
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Get vaccinated and Party Rock guilt free!
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MRW my coworker and I hear there's a cookie cake for January birthdays in the cafeteria.
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MRW it's one day into my New Year's diet and I can no longer avoid eating everything in sight.
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DEA Agents seize cocaine disguised as a cake.
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MRW I the forecast is iffy and I decide whether or not to bring my umbrella.
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Citation for the Grinch's hatred of Christmas
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MRW they crank the heat in the office to "Solar Surface" because it's chilly outside.
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MRW my girl tells me to get dressed for the Chinese Year of the Dog party.
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