God downgraded his AI version

Aug 24, 2024 9:32 PM

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Get rid of the girl "friend." Sure the sex is nice, but you have two hands of your own, and neither one gives you any bullsh*t.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your cat always stomping around? Try kitten mittens!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

P I T T E R P A T T E R

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He can slap you twice with one paw!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has AI gone too far?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feet are HARD to draw, okay?!?!??!
😭

(I struggle drawing them too)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So many toe beans! Lol. +1

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

No I think it's the same number

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hope she fits into Stomp’s old cage okay…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean your ex girlfriend?

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

A cat shelter I volunteered at had a cat that had feet that were really long and silly looking, same dysmorphic problem as this cat I’m guessing. She was probably one of the friendlier cats in there so she got to stay in the play room.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This image has been around for a while and didn't originally have the rage-bait caption.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the name.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you ever miss her?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if he was a puppy , you'd need a bigger house! :D

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly. Do you know what breed he is? ‘Cause if he grows into those feet he’s going to get big.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is what is affectionately called a 'moggy', basically cat version of mutt. He's got traits from manx cats (no tail and large hind legs), traits from American curl (ears) and traits from the American Polydactyl (extra toes).

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With those paws he might be part bobcat. Just sayin’

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polydactyl kitty is best kitty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is my polydactal baby. I don't think you can tell by the photo though. I adopted him about 2 years ago.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Toes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool feet bro

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell your girlfriend I said she’s a monster

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stomp! I love the name

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right??! Such a perfect name for this cat!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him feets too big for he got damn he!

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

What a good loooin cat but you better hope he doesn't grow into thosexfeet... he'll be HUGE! and if he doesn't , he's gonna be one heckuva cat!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

King Biscuit

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like one of them is a keeper, and it's not your girlfriend lol

2 years ago | Likes 710 Dislikes 8

Goal keeper with those paws

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Stomp Schmeichel

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/fA8mPMa "Is your cat making too much NOOOOISE?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s because you know when you’re depressed or doing something stupid shit stomp could slap you out of that stupidity.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He feet too big for he gotdamn boot

2 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 3

He feet too big for he goddamn he

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

He boot too feet for big gotdamn he

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I hope he lives happily enough to make large biscuits!

2 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Bigscuits.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment. +1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BOSCUTS INCOMING

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Cats make biscuits, he makes bosscuits

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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Catsquatch

2 years ago | Likes 488 Dislikes 1

Bigpaw

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Pussyfoot

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Underrated comment!

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would anyone have an issue with a big footed cat? It's a house cat, its personality is 100% the deciding factor

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

More claws to trim

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You don't have to trim them. Just get a scratching post (or several), and don't harass them into attacking you, and you should be golden.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assuming they're healthy, yup

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the feetsies freak me out a bit. I'd have preferred to adopt a different cat instead, or if my SO really wanted that one I'd probably get used to it eventually. Got a bit of a phobia regarding certain deformities, though weirdly our adopted tripod kitty doesn't bother me at all.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got married 5 months ago and my wife has a cat.
I never realized how proportionately small their feet are and how heavy their steps feel, so maybe that cat wouldn't wake you by walking across you?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people suck

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just a matter of taste I assume, like some people that like cats don’t like a black cat

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. Pets are not accessories. They are living creatures. Deciding on a pet because you don't like some physical feature is absurd. This is why black cats are the least adopted cat in a shelter. Justifying that action is baffling. If you would not adopt a cat because you didn't like its color or the size of its feet or missing an eye, you don't deserve to have a pet.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My parents got a black cat over a year ago (they don't live with me, so I regularly talk to them over video call), and she made me like black cats even more. I really want to visit her in person one day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HERESY!!!

Black cats are awesome!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a family in a Petsmart trying to get a grey cat to do tricks, and they ignored the black cat next to it that was doing all the tricks and trying to get their attention. I almost adopted the black cat, except I had Scoop less than a year and was leaving for five days and wouldn't be able to oversee the introductions.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This gives me the big sad. :(

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. I really wish I could've taken that cat and given him a good home.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep hearing this but have never heard from someone (IRL or online) who dislikes black cats. Give me a reply if you don't like black cats (but do like other cats).

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and you can't adopt them around haloween because psychos

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's not true, at least not in all places. My mom said this at our local SPCA, and they told us, "No, you can get black cats from us whenever."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0