johnsaysthings
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Jul 5, 2018 7:32 PM
johnsaysthings
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KalvinKoolfridge
+1 for the title alone.
WhySoSirius
I don't know why anyone would question owning 13 Going on 30
thisisabigdecision
Same... It's a national treasure
BenHawazen
#6 when you out onion The Onion.
MechaGREGOLE
Wait, didn't the white house attack happen a couple days before the fourth? It was the climax that took place on the fourth.
johnsaysthings
Yes maybe
MinnesotaWhaddup
“Sees to amaze me” ..... *cease . Yikes
Catsnaketax
The mouse on the motorcycle really brought back memories.
KittensWonderment
The renovation people make me happy. So wholesome.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
kruug
Well, it is The Onion...
KonegPCMR
I like how you think that's a real reply. ;)
tomyironmane
jnoahj
#11 is from "Mary and the Witches Flower" 8/10 anime movie. It's not ghibli, but if you like ghibli you'll almost certainly like it.
johnsaysthings
More like a 6.7 out of 10.
jnoahj
I should have clarified *I Personally* give it an 8/10. You’re definitely not the first to disagree with me though.
johnsaysthings
I thought it was a little disappointing
c0nflict
Holy crap, I never really realised that it was Mark Ruffalo in 13 going on 30
johnsaysthings
That was like the first time I ever heard of him.
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
13 Going On 30's great, but I love Just Like Heaven even more. Mark Ruffalo + Reese Witherspoon = romcom gold.
Kateness
I have a box set of three different Steven Seagal movies. I hate myself a little more every time I see it on the shelf.
philliplovesall
Steven Seagal is a pretty good action movie star. I really like him and Charles Bronson. Almost like a knockoff Clint Eastwood.
pancreas
#3 I have an issue with the math there...
BrockEffingSamson
Just because they don't think America is trash on the 4th, doesn't mean they don't also think it isn't on other days, as well.
DemonkingDan
*cease
AmesIsSweg
I liked take the 10 :(
flufflystuff
I'm upvoting this just for the pick with picking volleyball over radical Islamic terrorism... I'm going to hell :)
meticulousinfamousridiculousnicholas
#44 & #46 Hit pretty close to home, both deserve a +1 alone
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
You had my upvote at #1, but you kept my attention and Ament throughout, nicely done
TrueFireduck
I agree but from what I've seen, since target started carrying fresh produce and meat, it got really walmart-y
cummygums
Um. The mouse and the motorcycle is actually a pretty awesome book.
boodloop
Wow, new jerseyian and Phoenician seem eerily similar, maybe they have a common ancestral language?
stinkytarantula
I'm a cucumber melon bitch myself, but graduated to that cherry blossom shit soon after.
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
#16 It's a great movie, that's why.
johnsaysthings
Could be
CarnCarbyofRabbitArmy
Yesterday was my mom's birthday too. When I was a kid I used to think that rain-delayed fireworks were actually celebrating her birthday.
CarnCarbyofRabbitArmy
Random comment I know, but she passed away a few years ago and I was really missing her yesterday. It was just kinda neat to see this pop up
pronoun
#2 Well, this wave of recreational activists is mostly due to the humanities departments in US universities.
johnsaysthings
Nah, that’s not it
pronoun
Yes it is.
breadboi02
On one side this is funny, so you had a +1 then it got political so I want to follow the -1 tradition have on political posts, favoriting ig
johnsaysthings
Sounds like a real conflict
DeanKing13
You'd have to be pretty stupid to think Clickhole or The Onion are fake news sites. It's called satire.
LargeAlbinoBeluga
On the same note, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe that every insane overreaction to them you see is genuine.
DataNet
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FAKE NEWS TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bruudwin
well the first time i ever encountered the onion, they were spoofing horse feedbags for fast food restaurants n had a video of ppl using em.
bruudwin
so yeah that got one.
wiltsjunk
There are a ton of people who think they are real. Check out literallyunbelievable.org. very cringe funny
tomyironmane
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Also the Babylon Bee. It’s a Christian version of the onion with Christian fake news.
HouseOfEvil
"Passerby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood."
CRUSTYSMEGMA
Sorry to be a buzzkill, but that guy wasn't being serious
Lucallia
I like that you give him the benefit of a doubt but what really saddens me is that there are people who would actually say that seriously.
BoredPedanticAsshole4
It's not benefit of the doubt…At least for me. I looked the post up, and the dude's a liberal.
BoredPedanticAsshole4
Why are you booing him? He's right.
thatgreygentleman
I mean technically they are
vaultboyarchie
heyguysimtom
WHO DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE?
Downvote4Love
My best book of the year, grade 5
DanteHicks79
Right???
stinkytarantula
I can hear his horribly, squeeky voice right now.
AsmolTurtle
I read it
jqubed
Hadn't thought about it in years, but I loved the book and movie as a kid
zoezoebelle
That was such a weird book.
vuickb6
*raises hand from back of the room*
heyguysimtom
Then you're dead to me
vuickb6
*sobs quietly from the back of the room*
BoredPedanticAsshole4
It's a children's book about Ralph S. Mouse, a mouse who drives around on a little toy motorcycle. It's awesome.
SciNZ
Uwe Boll is so hilariously full of shit. He’s built his whole career on being bad at everything.
VoidofStatic
I didn't know Mcgee had family
SciNZ
Except for boxing. That was actually pretty funny.
tachikaze316
I liked the part where he accidentally challenged someone that knew how to fight.
veedubfreak
Isn't he just abusing German laws to launder money through terrible films?
Bustopher
He has recently found out that it's easier to launder money through restaurants.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Absolutely!
BahamutBBob
The trailer for Postal (I think it was?) was pretty decent. The movie, though? Haven't seen it. On ourpose.
mrforbeez
It was actually alright if you liked the Postal games. He even pokes fun at himself in it.
gsquared
I like the Rampage movies
drenix
I liked the first, yet to watch the second.
YellowPandaGoldFish9r9r
I'm just surprised he thinks he makes good films, I always assumed he produced trash on purpose
ArgJargon
Strongly seems that way... he makes them shit on purpose, the more shit they are the better for him. He's not a director, he's a con-artist.
ArgJargon
If you shit-talk him (us) you give him negative publicity = win for him. If you like his movies, you validate him and he keeps making them..
jennym123
He's apparently made some decent/good films in the past. I'm pretty sure making bad video games movies is a fetish for him at this point.
karlbadmanners
I was under the impression that he knew and was doing it to exploit a tax loophole in Germany for failed investments
Hutchy01
So another German Springtime for Hitler scenario?
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
Pretty much; I still remember when he challenged anyone who criticized him to a boxing match.
thegoddamn18thavenger
And then wimped out when Seanbaby challenged him.
WhellerNG
He is, but he can't really admit that he's defrauding the German government, and expect to be able to continue to do so now can he?
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
I was a cucumber melon bitch.
Rip42
I think I'm too old for this meme. Please explain.
AlwaysBooptheSnoot
Bath and Body works makes lotions with these flavors and everyone had one or the other. I was a vanilla bitch
Rip42
Thank you kind soul.
suiseiseki
I was pretty fond of the cucum- I mean I'm a giant hairy man and didn't understand this meme either.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
My parents wouldn't buy me overpriced, fancy smelling lotion. I just got basic lotion, guess that makes me a basic bitch.
zoezoebelle
I thought we were talking about soap
thisisabigdecision
Was it Calgon? Lol
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Take me away!