Russian Weaving Mill
47 could've learned a thing or two from Captain Pronin.
My internal dialog when I get turned down.
Pardon my pundit.
Why are we dressed like robots?
It takes all kinds.
Made this to explain muscle types to a gearhead friend.
Little dick gets caught in a mouse trap
The TV remote's fuckin' broke so I got a stick. I don't like to swear but I do it all the time because it feels good.
The Oscars
Day 3 of a 90-day nofap. I'm a programmer for adult websites.
So I was at pick-n-pull the other day...
Yes
Some stuff from Engrish.com
THE LOAFS SHALL BE MINE.
I have over-commited to a sub-par joke.
Just relax and let it happen
Nick wants some cake because it's his piece. It's good and he's a chicken.
Al thought he ought to allot a lot of alots on a lot.
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