mrforbeez

38523 pts ยท January 24, 2013


I am not against beez. If you would like to know more, please deposit a nickel and I will angrily whisper questionable information into your right ear. 25 cents will get you sweet nothings directed at other people into your left ear.

Russian Weaving Mill

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Comments 8
Views 899

47 could've learned a thing or two from Captain Pronin.

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Comments 3
Views 930

My internal dialog when I get turned down.

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Comments 10
Views 427

Pardon my pundit.

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Comments 5
Views 131

Why are we dressed like robots?

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Comments 6
Views 746

It takes all kinds.

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Comments 3
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Made this to explain muscle types to a gearhead friend.

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Comments 7
Views 102

Little dick gets caught in a mouse trap

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Comments 2
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The TV remote's fuckin' broke so I got a stick. I don't like to swear but I do it all the time because it feels good.

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Comments 6
Views 106

The Oscars

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Comments 6
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Day 3 of a 90-day nofap. I'm a programmer for adult websites.

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Comments 4
Views 624

So I was at pick-n-pull the other day...

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Comments 5
Views 146

Yes

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Comments 2
Views 112

Some stuff from Engrish.com

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Comments 10
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THE LOAFS SHALL BE MINE.

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Comments 2
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I have over-commited to a sub-par joke.

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Comments 6
Views 120

Just relax and let it happen

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Comments 1
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Nick wants some cake because it's his piece. It's good and he's a chicken.

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Comments 6
Views 254

Al thought he ought to allot a lot of alots on a lot.

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Comments 6
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