DragonThunderUndertaking
24844
363
18
Feb 18, 2026 12:43 AM
DragonThunderUndertaking
24844
363
18
Mazzz96
This a picture of little Benny Shapiro's wife and he did a dirty talk to her?
MrFancyPanzer
Must have been whelming
enderite
Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Izegrim
That's what we Dutch call "droogkloot" (a dry bollock = boring humourless person)
PantlessThunderGoose42
He peed oil then fell in a pool
PaperStSoapCompany
You dried your pants?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Ben Shapiro talked to them.
IAmAnjelen
Imagine being so incredibly unhorny that you get anti-wet.
ChristosMylordos
Unpiss my pants, say you love me gain
Poppypoppoppop
Slap a label with a name brand on it like Balenciaga, and watch idiots will throw money at it
Goronhead
Hey fuck you! *un-pisses your pants*
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Ah yes, the famous "Ben Shapiro" effect.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
It's not about piss, it's the new style, even rappers wear them.
BrontoDan
It's called Maga pants. When a Maga person enters the rooms the dryness starts to spread
Lokify
Hello there! (Trying to figure out how you got this effect.)
DJudy
They made the "dry" part lighter, if you zoom in you can tell they left the seams out so you could still see them.
Sproggo
Perfect drinking pants
Racealistic
How would you see this and go yeah that's the pants im gonna wear in public
EvilStarLegacy
Are these pants pee-proof? Or dry-clean only?
Heelcat70
She followed Trump's advice and drank bleach and then pissed her pants.
rezpawner
This actually draws the eye in more than pissing yourself. Also - if you did piss yourself wearing this, would it show?
BellsTheorem
Urine has historically been used as a bleaching agent.
DangerBaer
IIRC, ben shapiro's wife wears these jeans, exclusively.
Nightcaste
Anti-sploosh
andrewgrr1
@BabyFarkMcGeeZax I need a reversed Billy Madison gif, stat
mikeatike
But, who is the opposite of Miles Davis?
andrewgrr1
Ben Shapiro?
forelle
Anti-Piss
andexer
My pee hole just sucked it all back up!
etherbunny41
[insert straw sucking sound]
RevolutionOnHerLips
like when you accidentally squeeze out a little too much shampoo so you manage to suck some back into the bottle
PineappleLoopsBroether
LespritDeLescalier22
QuiteElementaryMyDearWatson
As a motorcycle rider who often chooses to ride in the rain, I feel like this must be related lmao
OldenPickles
Calico pants newest line. Make sure you give.
SoSpoonable
You GOTTA give
HumanFromPlanetEarth
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR. HOLD THAT DOOR.
unclefishbits
Even rappers wear 'em.
pr0t34n
it's just like PBS wouldn't you agree
OldenPickles
It's only right if you use something to give, right?
4etherling
Peanut Butter Salami is nothing like this.
ShimmerinStrider
Worn chaps everyday until they faded. /s
4etherling
Wore chaps everyday? Worn chaps would be deteriorating, but that's not necessarily a wrong answer either.
AvidApostate
Beat me to it. Not sarcastically, tho.
majortool
YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS
PabloEscargot
But how how did you get pee all over you pants with the exception of your crotch? That's a neat trick.
MightyIink
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
MoxieMonster
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmJxbjA0aGV4bWJmMWpvZ245MXB6eXk0cGk1bnVrOXZxY3p3NzVvaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FT0UFROtAbVEA/200w.webp
puupbuuts
gablestout
4etherling
And defied science with the pattern of your human waste by completely avoiding the normal regions you would soil. Isn't that how the Billy Madison saying goes?
rolliefingers
This postulates a scenario wherein your pants are entirely soaked with urine to begin with.
Sticklebrickk
But not the crotch https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OW9peWpxcWFzc2xlb3B0NW81dHI4amtjNWNxaTY3NjdoZDd4NXQxdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Jev4iU72S9RYc/200w.webp
EmperorCartagia
Don't act like that's an uncommon situation.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I've been there man
NR97420
This was a meme when people masked up for COVID.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
onlymostofthetime
if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
zeebeez13
Yours aren't?
YippeeKayakOB
And then your thing vacuums the piss back in. Yes, that was a wild Mythbusters episode.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Oh? That explains a few things. Thanks!
darkninja2992
Does it have to be urine? What if it's the blood of my enemies?
HandoB4Javert
tanebot
Doesn't have to be urine. Maybe you can unpiss other things!