Reporter asked why the president has had 4 physicals, multiple heart scans, unexplained hand bruising, and leg swelling. Dr. Oz — TV's Dr. Oz, now running Medicare — said he 'likes the results' and 'aces the test every single day.' The vessel is fine.

A reporter asked Dr. Oz — TV's Dr. Oz, supplements huckster Dr. Oz, now apparently White House Press Secretary Dr. Oz — why Trump has had FOUR physicals in 18 months when presidents get one a year, plus multiple CT heart scans. Oz's answer: "He likes the results." He LIKES them. Like a STICKER CHART. ⭐

The bruising on Trump's hands? "Frequent handshaking and aspirin." The leg swelling? Venous insufficiency. Four physicals. Multiple heart scans. And the official medical explanation from the man running Medicare is "he aces the test EVERY SINGLE DAY." DAILY. He is taking a test EVERY SINGLE DAY. What TEST.

"You have to have a VESSEL to carry it." THE VESSEL. The 80-year-old president is now officially referred to as A VESSEL. By the doctor responsible for 150 million Americans' healthcare. Who also once promoted raspberry ketones on television as a miracle weight loss cure. We are so fucking cooked.

Four physicals. Daily tests. Hand bruising. Leg swelling. Heart scans. Results withheld for days. Oz at the podium calling him a vessel. His numbers are Louvre-worthy. The cholesterol is the greatest ever recorded. Everything is PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE. ❤️

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