Feb 1, 2019 4:00 PM
Waladaaa
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livingcheeseburger
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Is nobody going to mention "gaypussyretard" username?
unluckyladder
I got you, dude. "Yet another great post by gaypussyretard."
hollanderpolder
Gavrilo Princip.
Hutchy01
He's got a lot to answer for
DIINKELBERG
HereIGoLurkingAgain
The Eldrazi approve this message.
AquilusPrime
I'm rakul!
Werem’Rakul!
HK47Statement
JazzTheGudGurl
This is actually an historical mechanism. For example a guy makes a joke, then later the jurist uses this joke as a excuse pour arresting -
-people, then those attestation are an excuse for making it a law. It has been the case for Jewish people, and for the witch, and many more.
RampantWolf
Hentai isn't just tentacle porn, it's everything pornographic that's drawn
KiplingOcelot
Six-degrees of civilisation.
MyBigMouth
6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon; 9 Degrees of Hentai
RudiXXX
FIrecharge44371
It is also a religion
copingcabana
trinabeana23
Did this quickly so pls forgive crappy editing
WiFiLove
Bahahaha it's great!
TheGreatGergsy
Not mentioned: Two devastating nuclear bombs that also helped usher in tentical penises
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Lol dont think they were willing to drop that bomb
MoreAt10
Okay okay, but even if the explanation doesnt work perfectly. Its still an awesome metaphore for how confusing time travel would be
TheOne2466
v
lancell
AngelZiefer
Gonna need some source material
DaNylz
We have to go deeper, what about british marine strength and colonial competition? WWI wasn't only about Franz Ferdis death.
CommentProvider
There are an infinite number of universes, but in every one of them the Japanese create hentai.
Xyglrox
Robbann
just to make one thing clear, the sandwich part of the assassination is a myth
Uafish
No I don’t think so, it’s referring to the botched assassination where they failed several times only to succeed at the very end
w00tberrypie
TreasonousCheeto
That’s Ron Swanson without a mustache.
Gameking116
Can someone add a Ron Swanson mustache please?
ittybittyfunk
The quality is disturbing...
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Needs more tentacles
BadDragon1183
That's both so much worse, and yet, so much better!
Grimrir
waitwhut
I read that in his voice in my head. Awesome.
sultin
Those face pubes though
Raxiel
Thanks, I hate it.
IllegalDuckling
Foir some reason it reminds me of Rick & Morty
enferno8
Whatthefuckisthat.gif
GasBandit
ihavespecialeyes.mkv
Steelfin
Look, look with your special eyes
Mookenstein
MY BRAND!
MYBRAND.ogg
theoldsazzledazzle
Actually hentai is just animated porn. shokushu is tentacle porn. #themoreyouknow
P47catfat
Hentai is any Japanese drawn or animated pornagraphic material “hentai” literally means pervert or creep in Japanese
Welcometoyouredoom
While this post is mostly true hentai was around even before WW2 . It was not a result of WW2
TheGreatWizpoo
That's cute tbh
SpaceTurd69
coffeebyte
Red Minus for those who do not know, but you must know. Wilhelm Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwswB7Rbbs
jennym123
I love a good romance story.
HiddenSanity
Consentacles?
Sauragnmon
Still a better love story than Twilight.. but then stick figures screwing makes a better love story..
TheSexInstructor
Greenjacques
It's a beautiful thing.....the butterfly effect not hentia........ok mabe both.
jumpandxp
SexyBiologist
hentia sounds like a female anime antagonist
SausageRollfan
Nah man, that's Hestia. With an 's' ;)
steve77777777
he said it sounded like one. not it was one
the greek domestic goddess?
JustforKicks5350
There’s some historical roots to this in Japan before WW2. /a/3KJ26Ei (wonder if that’s gonna get flagged, it’s art!)
Kjasi
You mean before WW1! This pre-dates the Archduke...
bunhilda
Yeah in the explanation above, Japan just kinda appears, comics in tow. Maybe "hentai in the West" is more accurate
VonSnootingham
I'm glad you posted it because I was gonna have to. The Japanese have ALWAYS had a thing for tentacles. Source: I'm an octopus.
dumpsterjedi1
Keyboard intro...*dramatic pause*... Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio...
cade0982
Every single one...
CatStealer7th
Vogue
DarksteelPenguin
We did not start the fire...
smallmac
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!
Navrodel
buckeyegoddess
...we didn't start the fire? I thought this story says we DID. ?
Leonon
I think the "we" in that is meant as "Our Generation"
PianoMan2112
Hello.
Squelchtone
Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle pressure
Nice to have someone quote something besides Piano Man (no offense, dumpster Jedi)
I snuck something else into the comments up above as well ;-) cant wait to see him at Madison Square Garden some time
SING US A SOOONG!
we took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday... wait wait.. wrong song..
lovehandlesmessiah
Realizing I never knew Montauk was anything other than a horrible SCP control procedure until today...
LuminoZero
Take your plus one for a lesser know Joel song.
I'm afraid to play this now, my Echo might freak out.
Vienna waits for you
hamiltonleithauser
far superior song
pkerteam13
pareidoliaperson
And their longrunning end game was...to make the western men pedophiles and let their society crumble within.
ClearancetheWhale
Barrett91
I only watched a few episodes, does Kamui just go around eating small creatures?
Omeganeo
Moreso in the manga, the anime plays down her eating habits.
azureraptor
If you call that playing them down. :D
LoopStricken
Yes.
VigorousButtstuff
Lucoa certainly tries to.
lysani
Lucoa only tries to "eat" one small thing.
StartTheRiotMcCoy
That's mine now, buddy
SirSage
CITIZEN SNIPS, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Nice. v
Seii09
I must know what this is from.
ThePowerfulSwordsman
.
Mclovin1524
Dragon Maid. A show about a Lesbian dragon living with a Tomboy who'd constantly wants her to eat parts of her body.
I've always described it as "A lady got so drunk she woke up in a lesbian marriage to a dragon"
Jusmar
That's a weird way of describing an adorable slice of life anime
Sneckz
But isn't the manga basically a hentai? Or at least very far from adorable?
survivorofdetroit
It's slightly lewder, but by most manga standards it's downright wholesome.
Kittynomnoms
Slight lewd. More confrontations are shown. Anime went a more slice of life/abnormal family route.
Fuckme721
It's not inaccurate though haha
jaden2088
Miss kobayashis dragon maid
docterdot
Bstone1
Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the dragon loli
The dragon milf, on the other hand...
darksniperknight
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
PrincessBob
To be fair, there actually is old artwork of octopuses (octopusi?) grabbing women.
mcstreetz
Octobros
Cthulhuonabike
Octopi
Nietsallinav
No.
It's not technically correct in an etymological sense, but due to it being the most commonly used, it's considered acceptable.
YoungJables
Octopuses or octopodes.
ZanarkandAbes
Octomeese
readyplayer0ne
Octen
spookyactionatadistance
Japanese artists were painting octopus sex way before WW1.
kedtheduck
Yeah but I thought this more pointed to how modern hentai came to be
Weavan
DoN'T tElL sHiT, tHeY dIsCoVeReD cArToOnS tHaNkS tO mUrIcAiNs !
Except anime (and therefore hentai) is largely based off of western cartoon styles. So you're just being a bit of a dolt right now.
That's a sure thing, i don't want to act like an asshole. It's just the way it is told on the screenshots sounds off
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
This. It would be more appropriate to say that the murder of the Archduke is why there's corn in your ramen.
ChubbyNipple
Make a post about it. .
durandle
also hentai is not only tentacle porn but just about any fetish or similar you can think of
aTruthAndaLie
Indeed, it's known as shunga.
Not in anime style though. To be fair the original image just says "hentai," which the other comments falsely equated to tentacle porn.
iamthemadz
So basically conventional porn is censored then all these ancient weirdos are like, "I got you fam"
canigetaBAMson
They Japanese were also expanding the shit out of their Empire before WWII
iHveNoCleverName
Yep
orangeisthenewbasic
Yup, that river runs deep
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
You misspelled “having”
FletchJW
Sure but the style of animation that became hentai was still likely influenced by American pop culture it's a fusion Japanese and American
theyar
That still would've been true without the war.
YES16MAN
Yeah, I think it's hard to argue that something like Astroboy for example wasn't directly influenced by American comic books.
Supernerdtastic
Disney cartoons in fact.
Nkromancer
But the comic based and animated hentai DEFFINATLY came from this. Probably used that old art as inspiration.
Of course it did. That's how culture evolves
ino84
Why make a word bold that you don’t know how to spell?
Ssshhhhh...
Ullala
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, Hokusai, 1814
LeutAldoRaine
I'll be in my bunk.
Maddaeus
Polly666
williammurderfayce
This is perfect.
BHPaperstacks
Lol cuz Ocean
ButtHurtPowder
n3croy3ti
Oldest form of manga was sometime in 12th century. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8Dj%C5%AB-jinbutsu-giga
Jonnoatpeace
Holy shit man
Scaramucci
Witnessed.
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Came here to post exactly this. They've been doing hentai since the Edo period.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Should have used that third nuke.
MustntSleep
... Huh.
TheHawkRules
Their name was @Ulllala- wait a minute. 13 hours? Damn.
B0ULLIE
That octopus looks absolutely furious about it's meal
[deleted]
whatevenispee
Ya don't do that
iamthefriend
How dare you be embarrassed of my gift to you!? You hang that painting right meow!
narcissisthis
Ah jeez
Crononaut
have you see an octopus mouth?
cipher2020
There’s a movie called The handmaiden that shows a lot of examples about this, including this one! It is a fictional story though as a whole
Pseudobatrachotoxin
I was going to post just that. Excellent job. Hokusai is most known for "The Great Wave off Kanagawa".
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/the-underwave-off-kanagawa/JgEdIdn4pME3Mw?hl=en&avm=2
TempyLOL
FWIW They're making a figure out of it for your collection - https://myfigurecollection.net/item/676044
anarchistimposter
I’ll be darned.
SendElbowPics
NO NO NO THEY HAVE BEAKS
yeahIbreedtreelizards
Yeah, I think the bombs probably didn't help, but they certainly didn't cause this.
kolao3fyllo
EndeavorsCollector
All joking aside it really is a nice painting with great craftsmanship.
tacopartyinyourmouth
greycatjesse
derpderpderp182
That’s in Bert Cooper’s office right?
MarioLuigi
yep
johnnydarkside
First thing I thought of when reading the post. Like, bullshit, WW1 had nothing to do with tentacle porn.
PenisOfDeath
Are there other early examples? Because even though it may have existed long before ww1, I don't think it was common until after.
That still doesn't man we wouldn't have hentai today either way. We most likely would.
Yeah but the art style may most likely have been different as the anime look was largely influenced by western cartoons.
Grim1337
7ommy2
What even
Same tho
KlatnYelox
sauce plx
also, WHY ARE THEY THE SIZE OF MOUNTAINS??
eetsumkaus
ドット
痴漢
ASolitudeGuard
Well would you look at that...
TheFrozenNorwegian
Not my proudest wank
EdwardSanders2808
No no no. No shame. There's worse. Way... way... way worse. (unzips)
SendCuteThings
Also not my worst wank
pookieeatworld
I'm morbidly curious what you're proudest wank actually is...
casbott
moonshadowkati
?noredirect
God dammit I hate it when I realize I used the wrong [your/you're]
awsome101
livingcheeseburger
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Is nobody going to mention "gaypussyretard" username?
unluckyladder
I got you, dude. "Yet another great post by gaypussyretard."
hollanderpolder
Gavrilo Princip.
Hutchy01
He's got a lot to answer for
DIINKELBERG
HereIGoLurkingAgain
The Eldrazi approve this message.
AquilusPrime
I'm rakul!
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Werem’Rakul!
HK47Statement
JazzTheGudGurl
This is actually an historical mechanism. For example a guy makes a joke, then later the jurist uses this joke as a excuse pour arresting -
JazzTheGudGurl
-people, then those attestation are an excuse for making it a law. It has been the case for Jewish people, and for the witch, and many more.
RampantWolf
Hentai isn't just tentacle porn, it's everything pornographic that's drawn
KiplingOcelot
Six-degrees of civilisation.
MyBigMouth
6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon; 9 Degrees of Hentai
RudiXXX
FIrecharge44371
It is also a religion
copingcabana
trinabeana23
Did this quickly so pls forgive crappy editing
WiFiLove
Bahahaha it's great!
TheGreatGergsy
Not mentioned: Two devastating nuclear bombs that also helped usher in tentical penises
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Lol dont think they were willing to drop that bomb
MoreAt10
Okay okay, but even if the explanation doesnt work perfectly. Its still an awesome metaphore for how confusing time travel would be
TheOne2466
lancell
AngelZiefer
Gonna need some source material
DaNylz
We have to go deeper, what about british marine strength and colonial competition? WWI wasn't only about Franz Ferdis death.
CommentProvider
There are an infinite number of universes, but in every one of them the Japanese create hentai.
Xyglrox
Robbann
just to make one thing clear, the sandwich part of the assassination is a myth
Uafish
No I don’t think so, it’s referring to the botched assassination where they failed several times only to succeed at the very end
w00tberrypie
TreasonousCheeto
That’s Ron Swanson without a mustache.
Gameking116
Can someone add a Ron Swanson mustache please?
ittybittyfunk
The quality is disturbing...
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Needs more tentacles
BadDragon1183
That's both so much worse, and yet, so much better!
Grimrir
waitwhut
I read that in his voice in my head. Awesome.
sultin
Those face pubes though
Raxiel
Thanks, I hate it.
IllegalDuckling
Foir some reason it reminds me of Rick & Morty
enferno8
Whatthefuckisthat.gif
GasBandit
ihavespecialeyes.mkv
Steelfin
Look, look with your special eyes
Mookenstein
MY BRAND!
GasBandit
MYBRAND.ogg
theoldsazzledazzle
Actually hentai is just animated porn. shokushu is tentacle porn. #themoreyouknow
trinabeana23
P47catfat
Hentai is any Japanese drawn or animated pornagraphic material “hentai” literally means pervert or creep in Japanese
Welcometoyouredoom
While this post is mostly true hentai was around even before WW2 . It was not a result of WW2
TheGreatWizpoo
IllegalDuckling
That's cute tbh
SpaceTurd69
coffeebyte
Red Minus for those who do not know, but you must know. Wilhelm Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwswB7Rbbs
jennym123
I love a good romance story.
HiddenSanity
Consentacles?
Sauragnmon
Still a better love story than Twilight.. but then stick figures screwing makes a better love story..
TheSexInstructor
Greenjacques
It's a beautiful thing.....the butterfly effect not hentia........ok mabe both.
jumpandxp
SexyBiologist
hentia sounds like a female anime antagonist
SausageRollfan
Nah man, that's Hestia. With an 's' ;)
steve77777777
he said it sounded like one. not it was one
SexyBiologist
the greek domestic goddess?
JustforKicks5350
There’s some historical roots to this in Japan before WW2. /a/3KJ26Ei (wonder if that’s gonna get flagged, it’s art!)
Kjasi
You mean before WW1! This pre-dates the Archduke...
bunhilda
Yeah in the explanation above, Japan just kinda appears, comics in tow. Maybe "hentai in the West" is more accurate
VonSnootingham
I'm glad you posted it because I was gonna have to. The Japanese have ALWAYS had a thing for tentacles. Source: I'm an octopus.
dumpsterjedi1
Keyboard intro...*dramatic pause*... Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio...
cade0982
Every single one...
CatStealer7th
Vogue
DarksteelPenguin
We did not start the fire...
smallmac
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!
Navrodel
buckeyegoddess
...we didn't start the fire? I thought this story says we DID. ?
Leonon
I think the "we" in that is meant as "Our Generation"
PianoMan2112
Hello.
Squelchtone
Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice
PianoMan2112
You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle pressure
PianoMan2112
Nice to have someone quote something besides Piano Man (no offense, dumpster Jedi)
Squelchtone
I snuck something else into the comments up above as well ;-) cant wait to see him at Madison Square Garden some time
dumpsterjedi1
SING US A SOOONG!
Squelchtone
we took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday... wait wait.. wrong song..
lovehandlesmessiah
Realizing I never knew Montauk was anything other than a horrible SCP control procedure until today...
LuminoZero
Take your plus one for a lesser know Joel song.
PianoMan2112
I'm afraid to play this now, my Echo might freak out.
lovehandlesmessiah
Vienna waits for you
hamiltonleithauser
far superior song
pkerteam13
pareidoliaperson
And their longrunning end game was...to make the western men pedophiles and let their society crumble within.
ClearancetheWhale
Barrett91
I only watched a few episodes, does Kamui just go around eating small creatures?
Omeganeo
Moreso in the manga, the anime plays down her eating habits.
azureraptor
If you call that playing them down. :D
LoopStricken
Yes.
VigorousButtstuff
Lucoa certainly tries to.
lysani
Lucoa only tries to "eat" one small thing.
StartTheRiotMcCoy
SirSage
CITIZEN SNIPS, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Nice.
v
Seii09
I must know what this is from.
ThePowerfulSwordsman
.
Mclovin1524
Dragon Maid. A show about a Lesbian dragon living with a Tomboy who'd constantly wants her to eat parts of her body.
jennym123
I've always described it as "A lady got so drunk she woke up in a lesbian marriage to a dragon"
Jusmar
That's a weird way of describing an adorable slice of life anime
Sneckz
But isn't the manga basically a hentai? Or at least very far from adorable?
survivorofdetroit
It's slightly lewder, but by most manga standards it's downright wholesome.
Kittynomnoms
Slight lewd. More confrontations are shown. Anime went a more slice of life/abnormal family route.
Fuckme721
It's not inaccurate though haha
jaden2088
Miss kobayashis dragon maid
docterdot
.
Bstone1
Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the dragon loli
azureraptor
The dragon milf, on the other hand...
darksniperknight
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
PrincessBob
To be fair, there actually is old artwork of octopuses (octopusi?) grabbing women.
mcstreetz
Octobros
Cthulhuonabike
Octopi
Nietsallinav
No.
VonSnootingham
It's not technically correct in an etymological sense, but due to it being the most commonly used, it's considered acceptable.
YoungJables
Octopuses or octopodes.
ZanarkandAbes
Octomeese
readyplayer0ne
Octen
spookyactionatadistance
Japanese artists were painting octopus sex way before WW1.
kedtheduck
Yeah but I thought this more pointed to how modern hentai came to be
Weavan
DoN'T tElL sHiT, tHeY dIsCoVeReD cArToOnS tHaNkS tO mUrIcAiNs !
Kittynomnoms
Except anime (and therefore hentai) is largely based off of western cartoon styles. So you're just being a bit of a dolt right now.
Weavan
That's a sure thing, i don't want to act like an asshole. It's just the way it is told on the screenshots sounds off
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
This. It would be more appropriate to say that the murder of the Archduke is why there's corn in your ramen.
ChubbyNipple
Make a post about it. .
durandle
also hentai is not only tentacle porn but just about any fetish or similar you can think of
aTruthAndaLie
Indeed, it's known as shunga.
Kittynomnoms
Not in anime style though. To be fair the original image just says "hentai," which the other comments falsely equated to tentacle porn.
iamthemadz
So basically conventional porn is censored then all these ancient weirdos are like, "I got you fam"
canigetaBAMson
They Japanese were also expanding the shit out of their Empire before WWII
iHveNoCleverName
Yep
orangeisthenewbasic
Yup, that river runs deep
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
You misspelled “having”
FletchJW
Sure but the style of animation that became hentai was still likely influenced by American pop culture it's a fusion Japanese and American
theyar
That still would've been true without the war.
YES16MAN
Yeah, I think it's hard to argue that something like Astroboy for example wasn't directly influenced by American comic books.
Supernerdtastic
Disney cartoons in fact.
Nkromancer
But the comic based and animated hentai DEFFINATLY came from this. Probably used that old art as inspiration.
spookyactionatadistance
Of course it did. That's how culture evolves
ino84
Why make a word bold that you don’t know how to spell?
Nkromancer
Ssshhhhh...
Ullala
The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, Hokusai, 1814
LeutAldoRaine
I'll be in my bunk.
Maddaeus
Polly666
williammurderfayce
This is perfect.
BHPaperstacks
Lol cuz Ocean
ButtHurtPowder
n3croy3ti
Oldest form of manga was sometime in 12th century. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8Dj%C5%AB-jinbutsu-giga
Jonnoatpeace
Holy shit man
Scaramucci
Witnessed.
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Came here to post exactly this. They've been doing hentai since the Edo period.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Should have used that third nuke.
MustntSleep
... Huh.
TheHawkRules
Their name was @Ulllala- wait a minute. 13 hours? Damn.
B0ULLIE
That octopus looks absolutely furious about it's meal
[deleted]
[deleted]
whatevenispee
Ya don't do that
iamthefriend
How dare you be embarrassed of my gift to you!? You hang that painting right meow!
narcissisthis
Ah jeez
Crononaut
cipher2020
There’s a movie called The handmaiden that shows a lot of examples about this, including this one! It is a fictional story though as a whole
Pseudobatrachotoxin
I was going to post just that. Excellent job. Hokusai is most known for "The Great Wave off Kanagawa".
Pseudobatrachotoxin
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/the-underwave-off-kanagawa/JgEdIdn4pME3Mw?hl=en&avm=2
TempyLOL
FWIW They're making a figure out of it for your collection - https://myfigurecollection.net/item/676044
anarchistimposter
I’ll be darned.
SendElbowPics
NO NO NO THEY HAVE BEAKS
yeahIbreedtreelizards
Yeah, I think the bombs probably didn't help, but they certainly didn't cause this.
kolao3fyllo
EndeavorsCollector
All joking aside it really is a nice painting with great craftsmanship.
tacopartyinyourmouth
greycatjesse
derpderpderp182
That’s in Bert Cooper’s office right?
MarioLuigi
yep
johnnydarkside
First thing I thought of when reading the post. Like, bullshit, WW1 had nothing to do with tentacle porn.
PenisOfDeath
Are there other early examples? Because even though it may have existed long before ww1, I don't think it was common until after.
theyar
That still doesn't man we wouldn't have hentai today either way. We most likely would.
PenisOfDeath
Yeah but the art style may most likely have been different as the anime look was largely influenced by western cartoons.
Grim1337
7ommy2
What even
iamthefriend
Same tho
KlatnYelox
sauce plx
B0ULLIE
also, WHY ARE THEY THE SIZE OF MOUNTAINS??
eetsumkaus
ドット
theyar
痴漢
ASolitudeGuard
Well would you look at that...
TheFrozenNorwegian
Not my proudest wank
EdwardSanders2808
No no no. No shame. There's worse. Way... way... way worse. (unzips)
SendCuteThings
Also not my worst wank
pookieeatworld
I'm morbidly curious what you're proudest wank actually is...
casbott
moonshadowkati
pookieeatworld
God dammit I hate it when I realize I used the wrong [your/you're]
TheFrozenNorwegian
awsome101