Endgame
Good news Everybody.
MRW I suddenly remember Spain has a King.
It’s happening.
Every family Christmas.
My brother had to work at Walmart this weekend.
When your Cakeday and day off land on the same day.
Relationship problems
Sweet, sweet vi-indication.
Oh. My. God. I care so little I almost passed out.
It’s been three days.
#fairylivesdontmatter
MRW I realize what day it is
Monopolies are bad kids. Mmkay.
Galaxy's Best Dad
When you’re the boss.
The soreness is real.
MFW I realize Jason is right and the show must go on.
We can dance if we want to.
That was an unexpected experience.
Yep.
Corporate rat race
Every. Year.
Rare image of Joel Osteen roughing it.
Oh Siri...
Sherkbae oohaha
Fatherhood Problems.
Working Father Problems.
Unrealistic Beauty Standards
Ready for the 29th to be over...
MRW a toddler at my daughter's daycare proceeds to tell her Paw Patrol is "betterer" than Star Wars.