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If you ever feel like someone is out of your league, remember that one of the stoners from Super Troopers is married to Christina Hendricks
believe in yourself
Sep 4, 2017 6:55 PM
RavenousRoss
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believe in yourself
SirDistic
If you ever feel like someone is out of your league you need to build your self-confidence up. Love yourself. Believe in yourself.
PlantainSuperNova
Dude's really not that bad looking. Yeah they play up his appearance on films but honestly he's pretty normal.
FinneganBojangles
Three weeks ago I walked past her on the street in NYC. Yesterday I finally finished walking past her breasts.
angelicyokai
You must have been jogging at a pretty good pace then.
RavenousRoss
ahhh got me
aldashin
hi-oooooooooooo
angelicyokai
It is probably physically impossible for her to calm her tits.
CrazyCatLad
My GF has 38 DD's and gets ticklish easily during sex so I love saying, "Calm your tits!" ...which makes them shake more #oppositeofaproblem
acapellabella3
thedroidyourelookinfor
Interviewer: "What do you see in him anyway?" Christina: "he makes me laugh"
MarcUK
Ignoring the boobs, they're both a 7 in the looks department. Bare in mind, she's wearing makeup, he isn't.
HuugeTractsOfLand
Orion1453
I LOVE ACID
Keyloq
ZombieZooZombieZoo
These snozberries taste like snozberries
fantasticjack
Snozzberry? What's a snozzberry???
newsguycraigevans
With text goodness
RandomQuack
Those guys better be in the sequel
Zasep
If they habe Jim Gaffigan I feel like these guys are a shoe in
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
They're in most of the broken lizard movies, so I'm hopeful
thekevinshow
You ARE freakin' out... man.
Lazzarwolf
...man...
GreenYawgmoth
[children laughing]
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
I know why they're together.
seanwlkn
I never realized that she voiced Unity until I watched the Rick and Morty commentary
NordicJew
Both look pretty level in that picture
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
I wonder what Yo-saff-bridge it's after this time.
Scout3277
I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
amalgamreynolds
No, a professional actor is married to Christina Hendricks, another professional actor. Compared to him, you're like settling for dog shit.
NeuerStandard
i find her head to body ratio very unattractive.
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
Leagues are stupid, you don't want someone that believes they are out of your league. Also, sometimes good looking people don't get asked1/2
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
2/2 out , so take a chance, ask out that hot guy/girl, they might be just hot enough that people assume they're single or wouldn't say yes.
Zak57TR
QueenAmy
I need to learn how to turn around in a serpentine fashion
Zak57TR
I'll judge.
Gradwin
shwiggityshwoot
That’s the BEST stoner!! CANDY BARSSSSS
Theblurstoftimez
Littering and...
JupitersWitch
Without all the make-up and hair, the majority of actors look average or worse.
BreadyStinellis
Exactly. We're all 8+ with the right wardrobe, lighting, makeup, etc. We're all 4-6 without it. We're all 3- with shit personal hygiene.
MetalSkeletal
You're right OP despite her obvious "physical flaws", he's willing to past them and see the person inside.
CanadianAF
The main feature in header of his Wikipedia, is that he's married to her. The main features in hers is Mad Men and her Emmy nominations.
Darkspire
The cashier definitely puts a divider between their groceries.
CanadianAF
Wikipedia knows which one married up!
Fractoman
She pursued him. Like hardcore fell for him and wanted him bad.
rolyohh
This guy fucks
Shenaniganz80
I guess some women aren't lying when they say making them laugh is important. Hope restored alittle
WardSharlow
Make 'em laugh, then make 'em breakfast.
Cutestuffies
If a guy can make me laugh, definite points for him. It means even more if I laugh without him taking his pants off.
crayon98
It's very very true, nothing worse than a hot guy with no sense of humour
WallpaperProblems
Hope +10%
ElectroHelal
Too bad I can't crack a joke to save my life.
nakedoldladypictures
It should be restored! I basically only value kindness and humor! :)
LivinginLuling
It really is true. My husband is much more smart & funny than he is pretty. He keeps me laughing & he gets all the benefits of a happy wife.
LateNightBunnyParty
True story: I thought my now-husband was weird looking when I first met him. But he made me laugh. 13 years and still in love and laughing.
CerseiinthestreetsOlennaTyrellinthesheets
There are of course guilty parties on both sides, but I know far more superficial men than superficial women. Never really hear guys 1/
CerseiinthestreetsOlennaTyrellinthesheets
/2 describe a woman they like by personality alone, it always includes looks, whereas women often say "He's so smart" or "He's so funny".
Shenaniganz80
Not saying men aren't guilty we're just usally more honest about it
CerseiinthestreetsOlennaTyrellinthesheets
Majority of women I know (at least those over 25) vastly value humour, intelligence and kindness over appearance when dating.
Findingabetterway
Yup. By far these things are way more important.
arcticWildlife
I wish I met these fairytale women :o
mmmpoundcake
We're around. :)
beabetterhumaneveryday
Yes. Yes. and Yes.
lemmefixit
Isn't that the guy from Madam Secretary?
arachnidbethlehem
Um, I thought you were the guy from Madam Secretary...
lemmefixit
Weird, I thought YOU were the guy from Madam Secretary
arachnidbethlehem
Huh. Well, how many guys are in Madam Secretary? Maybe we all are??
bfmama
Speechwriter. I think his character's name is Matt.
MackerelTex
Do you have a reverse version for the straight ladies? Asking for a friend :/
welcometofuckall
Pierce Brosnan and his Mrs
iamerror404
Oh Aaron Taylor-Johnson and that psycho mess he married.
aMagshasnoname
Beat me to it. We ladies need something to believe in, too!
TheEdmontonMan
Eddie Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tasha McCauley
BreadyStinellis
But Eddie redmayne isn't attractive.
Smead
I think he's very attractive!
chiefs86
Tasha McCauley is fairly attractive IMO.
namelessone
There are no leagues except if people believe in them.
RNeao
Too many people are insecure enough to believe in that league junk. Affects their confidence, pushing them farther out of someone's "league"
namelessone
Dunno, I don't live in the US but popular culture seems to support this junk as well, and that's powerful, especially for teenagers.
JustCorrectingSomeone
Trust me, there are leagues. It's why nerds elicit the response "eww gross" from hot girls, and hot guys elicit blushes and phone numbers.
namelessone
That's a stereotype a lot of people play out. Many people don't act like that, so it's not true for them. You can ignore those who do.
HeatLegend
Just as there is no value in money unless people believe in it. But people do believe in it so there is value in it
namelessone
1/ There's an organization that backs the claim that money has value (the government), because it's practical. Nobody externally enforces
namelessone
2/ the validity of these stereotypes, though, and they're actively harmful. So, you can choose to not believe in them.
HeatLegend
Yeah i mean of course you can choose to but that doesn't mean everyone else do, and since it takes two to tango uve gotta find a like-minded
TheBubblerum
He probably has a huge...house
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He probably tastes her snoozberries like snooozberries
dryasfuck
dryasfuck
Carry on.
CarlosSpicyweiner
With a huge deck
queenofthekcs
For her great big... tracts of land
WarNvrChanges
Beat me to it
dmbelafan
Clicked to leave this exact response. You win this day, sir.
rickeyspanish
maybe it is because of her toes /a/NJy9V
ElizaMDancer
Argh
slicksumbich
You son of a bitch
Noob3rts
The things you can't unsee.
Zak57TR
She is my "freebie." My wife's is Chris Hemsworth.
LivinginLuling
She's probably on my husband's freebie list if he'd ever admit to having one. I make no bones about mine being the Rock & Marc Wahlberg.
Zak57TR
Same time?
LivinginLuling
Holy shite. I never thought of that. I might explode.
MohawkDave
Or they will..
Zak57TR
AteUp
Mine would be Alison Brie.
AuBoss
Yea well said. Why go with Christina when you could have Alison Brie who is younger, hotter and has equally good breasts. 1/2
AuBoss
My personal choice is Natalie Portman but slowly changing to Alison Brie over the last couple of years.
HamSlammer456
See her in GLOW? Idk if it was makeup, but she looked so tired all the time. Also looks like she lost a lot of weight. No more curves =(
AteUp
Well, I saw the important parts. She did drop weight. Maybe a little too much.
200dappledequestrianvomitoriumsforeverygarage
Not proud to admit I watched the first episode, saw how much weight she lost, then dropped the series.
rohanban10
A lot of it was makeup. Also she lost some weight for it.
JoblessOcelot
Is he ugly? Looks like a normal looking dude to me.
AuBoss
Yea and she is not that hot tbh.
DaDisser
As a straight male, yea i wouldn't bang him
myteenyverse
He’s not ugly
JeepersMedia
holycuntbuckets
I personally find him quite attractive.
HighwayStar
I think the point is that he isn't a a list movie star. Basically just a dude that has one notable role in a cult film.
BirdPlanet
I wouldn't say she's really "A-List" either. I think they are kinda in the same league that way.
gotchasucka
Says the "normal looking" dude. lol
sarenasaurus
I think he's super attractive.
itsreallyhardtofindausernamethatisnttaken
Yup, he's normal-looking, she's gorgeous.
LokiShade
He is wealthy, so he's fugging hot.
TheRickestofMortys
He's not. And I think he's aging really well.
simplyshiny
I think he's kinda hot
MisterTrashPanda
that's just because people generally consider themselves normal looking. So your view is probably very skewed you ugly bastard.
DeJarnette
No. Christina Hendricks is out of everyone's league
FromDenmarkWithHate
I wonder what Imgurians would think of her if she had an A cup.
CziltangBrone
I think she was more beautiful in Firefly, and I'm normally partial to curvier women.
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
Well I'm sure imgur likes Bryce Dallas Howard and she looks sort of similar with smaller boobs
Bustopher
Still not an A cup
BlastFX
Still a bodacious redhead.
bellaluna
https://imgur.com/KJnOMhe Nobody is out of anybody's league, they're both attractive.
girIfriendinacoma
she is in a way different league than him.
Ansatsunin
Agreed. He's a pretty dapper chap. Still, that pic looks like Johnny got to live his dream of dating 1/2
Ansatsunin
Ms. Thiq, the biology teacher all the boys had a crush on. Good for him, yo. 2/2
MetalSkeletal
Your assessment of normal makes me feel better.
Contundo
well this is what he is famous https://youtu.be/6vAoqW3wwTw
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
Also /a/VjxOv
Ansatsunin
"The SNOZZberries TASte like SNOZZBERRIES!"
IvorJBiggun
Hollywood ugly
SuperTacticalSandwich
I'm regular ugly
poorwhitetrash
I'm Louisville ugly.
Popotomus
RussianJudge
BreadyStinellis
Perfect.
pareidoliaperson
This league thing is really a stupid thing. And implying women's boobs determines her league? I mean her face a regular slighlty above ave
AuBoss
Yea she is nothing special. Just an average looking women with big tits. Like 1 million of those around.
pareidoliaperson
Average*. Or just average face, as a matter of fact. Remember, they're all human, ugly or beautiful! Op needs stop with this bs.
elucidatefurther
Maybe not her boobs as much as her status as a wealthy and internationally famous sex symbol... and her boobs.
Ansatsunin
I was with you up to the whole "nah CH ain't all that and a bag of chips". You've probably never seen her nudes.
LosPer
I think she's pretty normal looking too, except for the "outliers"
kr18
im confused....explain
ibespacejockey
That's all it takes for a woman to become a 10 in my eyes, an average face with great body..
luckyflavor23
A lot of men are into that voice too
dbrsong
AuBoss
Yea exactly. And there are lot of women around with great tits. Never understood the obsession with her.
DependingOnTheStreet
For me its the way she carries herself, I realise she's acting that way in her roles, but her attitude is just so sexy...
heyblackwolf
Have you seen her feet? Those things make the "outliers" obsolete... *shudders*
LosPer
Really?
heyblackwolf
Her feet are on a list of the worst celebrity feet. http://listabuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Christina-Hendricks-3.jpg
LosPer
I found that page searching. By the gods I wish I hadn't...
LosPer
heyblackwolf
Yeap...
OoWah
That’s just subcutaneous adipose tissue, albeit a shitload of it.
IncognitoPanda
Aww, you wanna bang me?
LosPer
And many women her size opt for reductions for damn good health reasons...
Mimsey
Not "damn good". Generally laziness. Because last I read core strength routines had higher effectiveness AND satisfaction rates.
AlkeneThiol
Yep. As a guy with a huge breast fetish, as long as women just put a little effort into core strength, the back issues go away, apparently.
LosPer
Are you always a judgemental asshole? Looks like it.
OoWah
Had a girlfriend that wound up going in. Dude fucked it up too, she wound up with vertical scars straight down the center of each breast.
LosPer
That sucks. :( I don't know how those butchers survive...
ThisEpiphany
It's called a lollipop scar. I'm very self conscious of mine, but it was worth it. Scars armpit to armpit plus lollipops.
officeandrec
SpikeTheGoat
Enhance. I know it's dangerous, just do it!
FartSmarterNotHarder
ronannestor30
DireSnails
Gradwin
Whoever is working the camera,
v!
Sticklebrickk
Memnoch112
GirWantsWaffles
ScumbagCoCoh
HOLYFUCKINGSHITIJUSTWANTACOOLUSERNAME
19ajb
I was uh...looking at the dress
newsguycraigevans
SparklDriver
wtwlf123
Is that Jodie Foster?
MeAndJulio
12 year old Jodie Foster. Everyone calm down.
amoeba15
She was 17 during this interview.
hxcbrand
17*
ILoveCreamPies
That's what I'm saying!
SuspiciousPeon
Yes.
LachrymoseEngineer
usersubbordercontrol
I wonder, what do gay people see of themselves? Do they look in the mirror and just love seeing that?
ApotheosisCM
Easy there, Todd.
LachrymoseEngineer
To be honest I think it's gotten a little out of control in some places. I'm gay and that's just what I am, but it's not my defining (1/2)
LachrymoseEngineer
(2/2) feature and I feel uncomfortable around people I know who have let it define them. It's not even that rare but some of us cling to it
PenisShapedPoops
Even many straight people like to fuck themselves.
IamJaxusername
That username tho...
thecreep1ngbam
Why is she wearing a wig?
thecreep1ngbam
Oh.
ApotheosisCM
She's famous for her deep red hair, but it's not her natural color. It was probably easier for that event to just throw on a wig.
BreadyStinellis
"Fun" fact: Nicole Kidman always wears a wig. Basically any time you've seen her since the early 90s she's wearing a wig.
ktdbsn
Sometimes people wear wigs
liquinas
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.