MRW my coworker tells me that he'd rather listen to Nickelback than Greenday
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The hardest part about the zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited
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Merry Christmas from the parking lot of Grandpa's Retirement Home!
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This almost gave me a heart attack yesterday.
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Presevere.
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When I spent far too much on vacation only to come home and find I got a bonus that just barely covered the cost of the vacation
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Very bad week for me. Hope yours is going better, friends.
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This is your daily reminder to hug your dog.
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The Ballad of Ella. One of the longest (and most emotional) greentexts ever circulated, it has a deeply moving payoff for those who can make it all the way through.
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My buddy's pug was cold.
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Please enjoy this picture of my friend's aesthetically pleasing cat, Primrose.
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