Updated cucumber WITH SCALE
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For my 9th cake day, here are some memes that have been on my phone for at least a year.
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I grew a single cucumber this season.
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Time warp to 1888 with this vintage love letter I found, if you can read cursive
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My 7yo daughter made her own card keeper for the Pokemon cards she gets in Happy Meals and I AM SO PROUD
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hardcore vibing - sound on
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ROWL TAHD, ROWL
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A Guide to Onions
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My 12th favorite.
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San Francisco: French Bulldog taken during assault - keep them eyes peeled, Californians.
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The dexamethasone is hitting extra hard today.
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When they say you can do anything if you just try.
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The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir... beware.
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I made the Ennead Sandwich
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For Pet Tax Day, I give you our 30 pets.
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I'm sorry sir, I don't see your name on the list.
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One of our ducks laid a black egg today.
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This is a left hand. Upvote if you have a left hand, downvote if you have a right hand.
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Hey so maybe don't smash someone's face into a cake?
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New year, new reality.
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More importantly, who baked cookies a MONTH in advance?!
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I dunno what he's doing but I greatly enjoy watching it.
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Jaws in 30 seconds with bunnies.
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★★★★☆ Fabulous presentation, but the food was only so-so. Will eat there again. - Yelp Review
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To celebrate 10 years of sobriety, I bought myself a Novascope
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I wish I knew if the cup made it through towing.
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Looking for cookie suggestions please!
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Our ducks laid all double-yolks today.
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A sign at the hospital telling you how NOT to wear your mask.
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I did not know Dickbutt was so thiccbutt.
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MRW the news. That's it. Just all of the news.
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Found it.
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How to sew a quick patch over a hole, but without any instructions
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I just want somebody to look at these weird baby finger grapes.
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Finally received my puzzles, just as school starts and I have no time to play.
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Please don't just stand there when you can easily help.
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Roughed up, 320k without power, boil-water advisory, roads blocked or gone. But we made it.
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WTF?
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You tried to land in the wrong neighborhood, motherf*cker.
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Every single dog adopted!!!
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"I thought this was what you wanted!"
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Just realized my dog has cow print toe beans.
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Unexpected ending
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Somebody call the Centaurs.
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Yes. I mean no... no we shouldn't do that. Unless?
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Magic hands
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But why?
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Backwards sleeping doggo
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Just ducks. Lots of ducks.
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You can tell who's been burned before ?
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Use your Instant Pot to disinfect N95 masks
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Thee were the chosen one! Thee were mine own brother Anakin! I did love thee!
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Medieval art of people just super casual about being murdered.
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