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Aug 13, 2020 7:23 PM
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Op010101
I'm more surprised she's mad, seems like a family tradition
AcidicVengeance
Thats not a family tree thats a family circle.
theguywiththevoice
How the fuck can you be married if granny is 46? If she had your mom at 16, and mom had you at 16, you'd be 14.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Girls can get pregnant from when they hit puberty which usually starts between 11 to 13.
theguywiththevoice
I'm not saying it's biologically impossible. I'm saying it's 3 generations of statutory rape.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Yes.
Melonfish
Anybody else hear a banjo?
JoeT85
I'll admit, I spent more that that I should have working out the age math.
Vampiremooos666
bjorklund
Wait, so grams is the husband’s ex-gf, but she’s surprised he’d bang grams?
thesquare1
My thoughts exactly
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
"Shit that didn't happen for $500 Alex"
NotTheActualCharlieDay
gnomegenome
I think I saw an X-Files about this family.
Magnasplit
"Home" S4E2. One of the best "Monster-of-the-Week" episodes.
Malesur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7x1ETPkZsk
Undrave
I was thinking the same thing!
Winntir
So, there's a lot to unpack.
LordHosk
Winntir
And then you factor grandma's age into it for a garnish of pedophilia.
localdisturbance
Sweet home Alabama
MyTubeRecap
Maybe some sort of Mass Suicide Ritual? Not sure it will help her, but society on the other hand...
JCBalance
Aujimeowmeow
This sounds like an episode of DARK
rvail136
Is she from Wakula County, FL?
Slappio
That baby's going to look like Charles II when it grows up
umbrellamaker
If
Anapollosun
DrJay1234
Jerry Springer is contemplating coming out of retirement for this.
Muunk
I have questions
sotronics
Depends if it Kentucky or West Virgina. But probably just normal.
VulpineEmpress
The Habsburgs are back.
Darkrftr
Why would you post this on Facebook?
recoild9512
Or anywhere..
Darkrftr
Right, as far as bad choices go she’s about as bad as the husband
Illithidbane
Best I can make of this family tree. Grandma had kids with 3 generations of men, including her son.
tonedtacoslayer
So your saying the female Joseph Fritzel
AlexanderTheBlake
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw
nj23dublin
This should seriously have more upvotes than the post itself
sha13
You should have put OP's mom somewhere there
StaringAtSidewalks
Biochemist here. Went to a conference once, one of the groups found a rare genetic disease from a family with this kind of tree.
Nize426
I was thinking like this
Illithidbane
Any chance you can reupload that higher res, please?
Nize426
It should be pretty high res I think. 3024x4032. But basically it's like yours, but I have the mother being then kid of grandpa grandma.
Illithidbane
Weirdly, all I see is 192x144 when viewing it on PC.
Nize426
here's a link. But I also just noticed I messed up the new child. Should be between grandma and father https://m.imgur.com/a/R3vUd1m 1/2
budgieburgler42
My ocd requires wife/op to have a female child with grandmas baby
Ryanator50
thank god, I was about to try and draw it out myself.
stankginchfurbuger
Grandma fuuuuucks
Dunes8
The Family Tumbleweed
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
You need hobbies.
Illithidbane
It's 2020. We do what we can to pass time.
lilmookieesquire
That's not a family tree, it's a family maze.
ITradeNewds
my logical take from the description was that grandpa banged his daughter and gave birth to the husband who fucked granny
beaglefeatures
Grandma is a familial sexual predator - keep the new baby away from her!
WhoeverSmeltItDealtIt
Child is also wife's niece/nephew, being uncle's child
Shroomology365
Ah yes, the legendary golden ratio family tree.
LordHosk
Shift it add and add "step" and its not incest just gross and weird. (assumes all children born in wedlock)
LordHosk
Wait.. No... Great Grandpa would have to be the father of Husbands mom and Grandfather... SHIT... ITS TOO BIG OF A MESS!
putcleverusernamehere
chloramphenicolderivative
When the village slut lives in a cabin in the woods.
hugatree11
aaaaAAAAA
Rajinrune
That's not a family tree, it's a rope
kemsat
It’s a knot
Fleaofpain
The old family braid. Classic.
umbrellamaker
In proud Habsburg tradition
jansenart
A stump.
reiryo
To hang yourself with, in this case.
souleater2847
Classic family bush
ConLawHero
Wouldn't the child also be the wife's niece/nephew since it's also her brother's kid?
haleygrecoartwork
Yes!
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Man. This family would make for one effed up genogram.
highhiedyin
I just love the fact you took the time to do this! Wish I could upvote more than once! Hahah
TheWhiteBarry
Fam that's a family wreath not a tree ?
jansenart
Stump.
DaveTheScientist
jennym123
You're doing Gods Work son. Admittedly, it's a Greek God but we appreciate the effort.
headingwest73
In Latin class, we called it the family bush (Roman mythology is approx. the same as Greek mythology in this case)
Deadmanwalkn
Pft. Roman mythology is almost a 1:1 copy, they just changed little details
DidItForScience
On the surface but the roles of the gods are somewhat different and changed in importance.
sturmhauke
No but like Janus is totally different, man.
ConformistWithACause
Can we just all take a moment to appreciate the effort you put into constructing this flow chart. I wish i could upvote this twice
crazedhunter
its a pedigree for future reference
Illithidbane
Thank you. Work sucks lately and I stole a few minutes away to do this as a brain break.
timmmaaayyy
nilssonmattias365
Hello Texas!!
PandaPants23
My brain hurts
sparklefox09
Vampiremooos666
Crawmak
I'm stealing this for that KFC girl from a few posts back
seenunseen
And i'm my own grandpa!
veryunusual1
Thanks Ray
cosonfused
Fry, you fool!
OptimusPom
You should be frozen by now. We need you to fight some giant ass brains in the future.
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
The math doesn't add up on this one unless everyone is married and/or pregnant at like 15.
Lulabel73
Right. Grandma at 46 is not unusual but for their grandkid to be married seems a bit of a stretch.
JCBalance
Kid at 16, kid at 15, married at 15. I don't think their situation was normal enough to eliminate that possibility beforehand.
Lulabel73
You’d have to 18 to get married at least. I still think it’s a stretch
VagrantDust
I had a student aged 15 who had a 1yo baby and a 30 yo mother, so... Yeah. That checks out.
dedkoala
It's the baby's husband that cheated though
VagrantDust
With a grandma that's 46, so she is 15ish.
VagrantDust
That's not to say that the rest of the story is crazy and probably made up, but the age thing is not the unbelievable part.
ElSuperbeasto
You ain’t been to Alabama boy
Gizmodian
Hell. Pennsylvania can be like this in some areas.
diesel01
Yeah, the problem isn’t “grandma at 46”, the problem is grandma is 46 and granddaughter is married
PballQhead
Well, let's say g'ma had mom at 13, and mom had wife at 13, would make wife 20...stranger things have happened.
diesel01
Not impossible but no longer all that common I think
PballQhead
Oh god, not saying common, I don't think THAT young was ever common, just saying it's possible.
Snooj
Apparently you've never been to rural Maine where we play the game "sisters or parent and child?"
reallynotalex
https://www.quora.com/Who-is-currently-the-youngest-grandmother-in-the-world I guess shit happens. But damn, that age gap between them
reallynotalex
I mean the age gap between the people in this post. Idk if that profile pic looks 15 for the supposed wife.
reallynotalex
And the dude in it has facial hair.
nobodywhatsoever
One if my aunt's was married at 14. It's not an impossible thing.
TheBuckSt0psHere
Ding ding ding
redindian3922718
....and...tell me more
asoftstrawberry
I mean, this does sound like the type of family that would be pregnant at 15.
BigBadBillyBoy
My aunt is a 63 year old great grandma. Her granddaughter is the oldest mother they’ve had in three generations at 20.
neilp20063000
I’m 41. My 40 year old brother was a grandfather before I was a dad. He was a dad at 15, and his daughter got pregs at 14... there are 1/2
neilp20063000
5 members of my extended family that had kids before they got out of high school...
MagiicHat
so... very possible, is what you mean?
chelzajo
I knew a girl whose great great grandma was still alive. She had a son too so 6 generations still living. All under 16 when gave birth.
JoshJitsu
I went to high school with a set of twins that each had their first kid at 14, they both had 3 by the time they were 18...
Vonmonj
I mean, if thats the part that bothers you the most lol
edenknitty
You some they aren't?
robotec007
46 Grandma, had a Child(mother)at 23, makes the grand child (her) 23...
robotec007
Illuminati Confirmed
Cinammontoastcrunch
If the grandma had a baby at 23, that makes the mother 23, not the grand daughter
LieselSkywalker
More like „had a child at 15, and that child had a child at 16...“
Cthulhuonabike
That math actually works. If granny had mom at ~15 and mom had daughet at ~15 then granny would be ~46 when daughter is ~15
waitwhat1234
DoomRandom
...I may be shit at math, but I dont think you did that right.
Heretik408
My ex had my daughter at 22, her mom had her at 20, her mom had her at 15. GMA at 35 and G GMA at 57.
passwordisnext
1/2 - mother inlaw was 58 when my (good lord) great nephew... (Who is older than my son) was born. MIL was 22 sis inlaw was 20 nephew was 16
passwordisnext
2/2 great great grandmother was 79. Historically all had kids at about 20... Wife was basically an outcast havin our 1st at 35.
ReginaKasteen
At least it's trending in the right direction.
Minx8
Alabama
MyNewUsernameIsCrap
Or West Virginia
finalwolf
roll tide
amundost
Lady down the road became a grandmother at 36... I thought that was early
bicuriositykilledthiscat
My aunt's sister had her first at 14 and her daughter was 13 when she had her first?
AwesomeEEl
Your aunt’s sister...is your aunt
bicuriositykilledthiscat
No. My aunt married my maternal uncle. Her sister is her's.
worldling
That makes sense, tho technically she’s your “aunt” I wouldn’t consider that my aunt either. Like hello stranger
HsuDoNihm
Became, sure. But that grandchild won't be posting text with this complexity for at least another 15 years, if not more.
Frio937
One of My son's Grandmother's were 29 when he was born. I mean its my step mom who is only 9 years older than me but still.
leonaNoodleBreaker
My sister got pregnant at 15 so our mom was a grandma at 35. I was an aunt at only 5 years old.
Frio937
My oldest son is older than all his Aunts. I was 14 when my parents remarried and they both started over with new families.
HerUsernameWasLola
Yep. My friend became one at 36 too. She became mom at 15...and her daughter had her first at 21.
elganif
thats 18 and 18 so not even that bad really
AbsolutelyPrismaticNutjob
She was 28 when she became a mother.
SithElephant
I think I saw on wikipedia youngest grandmother was something like 24.
Nicodemusthefirst
It is but at least the births were after the people turned 18
Nicodemusthefirst
In this case though they'd app have to have been about 15