Ready for the downvotes
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Moving boxes arriving at the White House
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Hello fellow twitterers
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Fascism at work
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Uh..
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Soon...
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Cannot launch game until all players are ready
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Sign me up!
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Oh hi Jeff
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Keanuism
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OC
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Yes, this is a tweet from today.
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Spooky clickbait
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Huh.
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Hey, yeah! Hows that going, by the way?
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Worth... it..
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Or pizza rolls
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Banks hate this simple life hack!
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Oh dear
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Parscale jumps ship after arrest.
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Yes
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Happy Friday!
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Sad state of things.
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A more clear response than "sure"
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Patton Oswalt is a god damn gem
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...
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Republicans sue... again... because a signature matching machine caught voter fraud attempt, and that shouldn't happen.
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There's always a tweet (or two, or three, or...)
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My proposal for the next debate format
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Hey, its free real estate ?♂️
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Its nothing new.
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Mr Gaffigan
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Uh...
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Conan is awesome
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Almost as if we should have expected it...
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Over 9000
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Prank done right
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Get em Arnold!
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Juuuuust right
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Oh you!
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Just sayin
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This just in! Trump says one thing, does another
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Not The Onion
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3rd party voters trying to figure out who will blame them for losing the election
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Words to live by (for a very brief amount of time)
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No justice for Breonna
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But throw them away after, cause its a fraud
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Just come out and say it already.
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Was that you, Pile?1
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I'm now convinced that Lindsey Graham just has a fetish for the taste of his own foot.
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What's next? Salary workers expecting the same thing? The audacity of these peons
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We sit with Mr Puckett
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Buzzfeed runs with Trump tweet to declassify Russian "hoax", Federal Judge orders WH to fully redact Mueller Report
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Right-Wing Militia charged for conspiring to kidnap Michigan Governor and start civil war
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RIP Eddie Van Halen
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Literally
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Whoops guess she doesn't matter ?♂️
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True that.
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Well, yes. Maybe?
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