Smooth move ex-lax

May 9, 2019 7:32 AM

ashIG88

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Why the chicken crossed the road

Calling the Right Pitch

This dumpster

Do women's razors not have a single blade on the back?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No they don’t. I’m glad someone commented on this one because I had no idea why she just lost half her eyebrow

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time i see #2 i get so angry at how stupid they are

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are a good person.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What am I meant to be looking at here, jiggly goodness? Cos that's good then v

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

Someone needs to slow this down...you know so we can figure out what is wrong with it...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jedi Force Kick.

7 years ago | Likes 670 Dislikes 0

Right?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 or #13?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with the actual Jedi.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But Oh my god I was trying to do the vine

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I watched the clone war series. Everytime a Jedi was chasing someone. I always wondered why they just didn't pick them up with the force.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay that would be funny, leaving them hanging doing the scooby-doo spinning legs thing

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a dark path to start down

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you not?! v

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My anxiety!! How can that mother have so little value for her babies life. Jesus fuck, put the phone down.

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Bitch, she's checking her updoots.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I was nervous as to where that gif was headed. Thought maybe the morgue?

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It's Asia. That's just how they do. Honestly surprised the kid isn't the one driving, haha

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Right?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2:

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Did someone say Scarlett Johansson's tiddies

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

The Fappening did a couple times.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of these made me so angry. Lol

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is #12 from?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Last Action Hero, a completely underappreciated self-aware riff on 80s & 90s action movies

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that movie wholly tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last Action Hero

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah not sure why that's on this list. That was intentional spoof; not an "oops" smooth-move.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As per the theme of the whole movie.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The whole *excellent* movie

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hello! I just shot a man and I did it on purpose!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 fills me with so much rage, the white car probably 'got away' without a scratch on it.

7 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I was hoping the blue truck would trap him but I guess not.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

the person who did that deserves to NEVER drive a car ever again

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

its on tape.... Im sure someone can find the news story

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trucks were going too fast. Car was stopped in the right lane--stupid, but stopped. 2nd truck was in the left lane, MOVED INTO CAR'S LANE.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

While it's true the truck drivers were dumb, it doesnt depreciate the extreme dumb of the car (combined with extreme lack of karma).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

trucks were going highway speed on a highway. Blue truck tried to swerve into the left lane, overbalanced because IT'S A FUCKING TRUCK

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

had to turn back toward the right lane and spun out.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you need your glasses checked, the white car came to a complete stop in the literal middle of the highway.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Glasses checked is generous.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you confirmed he/she got away unscathed and without facing any fines/penalties/etc...thanks for making me angrier!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

sadly yes... CCTV doesnt get them all

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the beating of a lifetime would be a start.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 “Iced that guy, to cone a phrase.”

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Love that movie

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last Action Hero is a misunderstood masterpiece.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

One of the greatest action movies ever made!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A Meta movie before anyone understood what a Meta movie was. Unappreciated when it first came out.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 how to get rid of all those annoying bikini babes that always want to have sex with you, right guys?

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It's a dick move.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Oh No, those girls in swimwear who were already wet had to endure falling into the water from a very low height

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

that propeller will make sure they never annoy anyone again.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That was my immediate thought

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 That legitimately terrified me

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that cocky kid getting taken yard was so satisfying

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

because you're not putting anyone at risk filming while driving

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, if the driver was seated on the left, there'd be a road on the other side of the bike with traffic going in the opposite direction

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed it was the passenger filming, with the driver is on the right side of the car, which is the case in many Asian countries.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 That bounce tho

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

v contrary to popular belief, that shit hurts like hell

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The ol' hair whip right to the eyes! Devastating. Dude probably wasn't even acting

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably had to be hospitalized

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Missing the chicken.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Hard left to long straight “ oh shit I meant hard left to hard right.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he wet

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Sploosh

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I see #3 and all I can think about is that jiggle ?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

We knew which one you meant, but upvoting because this is funnier.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luke's jiggle?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Luke does have a great jiggle

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

F that person who stopped in the middle of the highway because they missed their exit

7 years ago | Likes 440 Dislikes 5

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7 years ago (deleted May 9, 2019 6:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Stereotypical American cunt driver

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

What an unmitigated bag of cuntery.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why did blue truck switch back into the lane with white car

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That wasn't a person ,it was a cat, driving a car.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“But I have to go my favourite way!”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Louis CK lmao

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And still didn’t get hit!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That shit happens all the time in China too. Drives me crazy

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Soooooo, it's not just a " hurtful racial stereotype" ? :)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I know you're making a joke but thar does bring up the topic - bad driving is certainly not some genetic trait in Chinese but... 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After long experience here I can see why those who learned to drive here would easily be a major hazard in the US. It's a mess.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But the stupidity is so big. They could just go to the “lane” in the right where there’s no traffic, and then, yeah try to be an idiot >

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

> without compromising others safety. Ppl are really stupid

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Instead of causing 2 accidents.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hats off to those truck drivers tho, hearts of gold. They both made snap decisions to risk their trucks/lives to NOT kill that dumb animal.

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

They risked valuable lives to protect a worthless one.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

"If someone lies about needing something, it tells us something about him. But it tells something about me not helping someone in need."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." And for all we know, many people needed the things in those trucks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I doubt that. While we don't know what was on that trucks, most of these can found in multiple shops. A life on the other hand... is unique.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate how they casually creep towards it after they destroy two semi's

7 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 2

I kinda love it, so innocent hahah

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

In the full video they just drive off down the sliproad. It’s nuts.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DOUBLE KILL

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Holy shit did you see that. Ha what idiots" driver probably

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I have always said that person should be sent to a gulag indefinitely, and left to starve to death for thinking what they did is 100% okay.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

If they think what they did is okay, I'll bet that they have done other incredibly stupid things that have actually caused people to die.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So any incident where other people's lives are put at risk (even if no one is hurt) is automatic starvation-to-death torture. Brutal.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

If someone brazenly caused it thinking it was perfectly okay behavior/action causing people to risk losing their lives? Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seems barbaric to me. I'm not advocating no penalties. I was just thinking that torture via starvation to death seemed a bit extreme.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the longer version this the guy just drives off, not giving a shit about the wrecked trucks or their drivers

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seems barbaric to me. I'm not advocating no penalties. I was just thinking that torture via starvation to death seemed a bit extreme.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So yeah.... Fuck him

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They might have actually been sent to gulag since this happened in China and they were arrested later.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Chinese prisons are worse than a gulag

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good. Fuck them. Anyone who thinks doing this kind of stupid shit undoubtedly will thinking doing other stupid dangerous shit is fine. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Case in point. Guy at gun range. "i'll just point this gun at the dude for a picture". He'd be friends with the white car driver. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They'd also be friends with the dumb ass woman texting on her moped with her sister or maybe daughter. Fuck all of these stupid people.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one always pisses me off.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What was 'the vine' supposed to be?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think she forgot that some new razors have a single blade in the back side for fine detail work and shaved off her eyebrow.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah we see that is what happens but what vine is she trying imitate is the question. What was she trying to do? We know the results

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had no idea this was a thing. I can't even get that smooth a shave from the front side of my razor.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's just the Mach 5 that has it. And she just happens to be holding… a Mach 5

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no idea this was a thing. I can't even get that smooth a shave from the front side of my razor.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 love the clap and then chicken running from under the car.

7 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 1

I think that guy was actually going too *slow*. Rally cars dont turn, they suggest that they want to turn and the engine makes it happen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... cross the road? to not get run over by another race car

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The chicken really is what makes this

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know it's from the coop the Porsche smashed,but it looked like a chicken was driving and just got out to flee the scene

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The coupé in the coop

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you play the game of Chicken, you win or you die.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chicken thought it would be ok for a drive

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I missed the chicken the first time, thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#6 gravel and or shiny tar (tar that has melted in the sun and rinsen above the aggregate) is lethal to slick tyres. It's like hitting ice.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If you using slicks on a road rally like that, you kinda deserve it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to use slicks on asphalt Rallys. You usually have separate 'gravel notes' done by a guy in your team just before the start.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Fuck that idiot

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What's up with the baseball gif. I don't get it.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Catcher suggest ball type (fast, curve, etc) to throw, pitcher disagrees, wants to throw his own with a smug look. Gets hit for a home run.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pitcher needs to watch Bull Durham https://youtu.be/TBUS3vQtDCA?t=18

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought I saw someone behind the fence (on a walking path maybe?) get beaned by the ball

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ah

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, they were trying to catch it. I think you can see a glove on their hand.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocky pitcher, shaking off the first call from his catcher. Gets the call he wants and then gets taken to the fence.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The kid shook off what his catcher was calling for to get a pitch he wanted to throw. Then he did that cocky smirk as though to say... 1

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"batter won't even see this coming!" And the batter hit it out of the park.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kid shook off his catcher with a very cocky, punchable face then got taken deep immediately.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Guy gets a free steak!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s “punchable” all right... this kid could be any child protagonist in any pre-teen movie.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya'all have some anger issues. He's a kid. Kids gotta learn.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be noted at younger levels (like here) the pitch call is usually given to the catcher by the coach so he probably shook off the coach

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted May 9, 2019 1:38 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's a kids game, do they play on a smaller field?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, but even on a smaller field, it's almost instant.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the original, it is real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JP9vj8PDLs

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone laughs about the hair punch, but have you ever had high velocity hair hit your open eyes?

7 years ago | Likes 435 Dislikes 6

Is that not Medusa?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like needles I tell you!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I could argue that black widow would have some sort of chemical in her hair for this specific reason but the film director knew exactly wher

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the focal point of that shot would be

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super irritating, can confirm. It's even worse if some of it gets stuck behind an eyelid, oh god.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which hair?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMO ScarJo gets a pass. You know, because of the bounce.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Sudden hair in the eye hurts like heck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

plus it looks like wet hair. I'm surprised he's not dead

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I always thought that's what it was. There's no dull thud sound effect...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I can tell you from experience.. nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

My wife turns over as she's falling asleep and *never* thinks about her hair. It's been 7 years and she still hits me in the face every nite

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

how fast is she turning???

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

As fast as she can.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She’s probably whipping her head around to keep her hair in one clump and not get it twisted around her head. Source: I have long hair

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i just braid mine. can't stand having it on my neck. but have also never managed to whip anyone with it while in bed :P

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i never even saw that, i was instantly attracted to the bouncing titties

7 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 12

Marvel

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gay and all I saw was jiggling boobs

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Can you actually look at Scarlett anywhere else?

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Check out the movie "under the skin" - a few minutes in.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are telling me there are other places to look? This is quite the revelation

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

She has beautiful lips

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you seen her ass?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Of course. Her magnificent ass!

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

But it’s not America’s ass

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Okay, but is it Russia's ass?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. And it hurts like a bitch

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yes. And it hurts like a i'm a* bitch. fixed it for ya

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Username checks out, still -1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh no you took one of my points away, they really matter please dont do that please dont take this one away either

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes!! It is mildly annoying!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey that last one is supposed to be a gif

7 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 7

Someone. Must. Post it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is. Wait till the end.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yet, we all know what it is...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. Cop finds a python in the guy’s pants

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Look again tomorrow.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hero

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, buddy :)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last one I see is the dumpster lid to the face.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here. Maybe they deleted the one that wasn't working.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is this the one where the cop was patting him down and r/suddenlygay by grabbing/ rubbing/ stroking his smooth eggplant?

7 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

downvoted cause gross, then upvoted cause gross....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

"That's my penis, sir" or something like that haha

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

in his defense... i've seen the video and tbh it looked like some kind of exotic constrictor snake. you wouldnt expect it to be a ding dong.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Lol that's a good comment!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

... because it's true!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha I know, it is indeed true! The way the cop is just tugging on it lol! But your description is real funny! :)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

holy shit that guy at the range is lucky he didnt get shot

7 years ago | Likes 1497 Dislikes 13

He's being real dumb, but not really lucky in particular.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean he's lucky that he isn't in jail for killing his friend

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My heart stopped for a second

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He doesn't look remorseful *points gun at him instead*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yea and what the hell is up with that driver HOOOOLY shit, actually deserved to die there

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I mean not really but ya know

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, really.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that one made me really angry. the first time it was posted, the article stated it was unloaded. still so very fucking stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming the guy brought his own guns to the range will he get them back after that stunt?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who would be shooting him?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The guy at whom the gun was pointed was lucky, not the the asshat holding the gun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really. He's holding the mag.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's holding *a* mag. There could have still been one in the gun, there could have still been a bullet chambered, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's unlikely.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

The clearest evidence around that gun ownership regulations are needed. You should be required to be licensed and trained to own one

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm an instructor for my department. There are some people who have zero common sense. Wave the GD things around.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That scared the living shit out of me. Surely that's a legal case right there.

7 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 7

What do you mean a legal case? Do you mean the shooting range filing or the friend?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Both

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pointing a gun at people is a criminal offence, regardless of whether its a joke or not. He could be charged

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Brandishing a weapon I believe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad used to call people who did dumb things like that offerings to Darwin

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Your father and I are in love. I didn't want to tell you like this but it's the best I can do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Darwin award only if he shoots himself not innocent bystanders

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Natural selection at it's finest

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worked as a range safety officer (RSO) for a while and I would always have to watch the people who started taking selfies.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No shit. Fuck people like that. Glad the range officer was on point. Hope that fucker got banned.

7 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

Oh he got banned.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He received a lifetime ban from the range. His friend too for good measure.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

My dad always taught me you never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot, doesn't matter if it's loaded or not.

7 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 6

Same. I even teach my kids that with their Nerf guns. One mega bullet to the eye was enough for me.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. If you don't want it dead dont point the gun at it.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And it's always loaded. Especially when it isn't.

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That hurts me deep in my cordite-filled soul...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And "Damn it son! Don't ever shoot a high power at the river! It's going to ricochet and kill a horse across the way!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't remember that warning...Kinda falls under 'don't point in the direction of anything you don't want dead'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was just confusing for me at 13 because I was shooting down at such an angle, it was probably a 25 foot drop down to the river

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never held a gun and don’t particularly like them and even I know this rule. That entire gif had me fucking cringing

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I chewed out my sister's husband for pointing a 22 rifle at me. He said "But you just saw me empty it!" Doesn't matter, never point it at ..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

something you don't intend to destroy, loaded or unloaded.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And are willing to kill.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or even swing the barrel past someone. It drives me nuts because everyone seems to do it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why people shouldn't have guns as a right really... too many idiots capable of getting them and doing stupid shit in the USA.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 53

Though I agree guns shouldn’t be a right, I don’t agree with it just being Americans. Everyone from every land is dumb. Unity in stupidity

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Where's that Trump gif when you need it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Except that was in the Philippines, so

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

5/ or even worse, resort to "what-aboutism". What about them? There's still school shootings going on regardless. So pointing out someone

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

3/ what will it take before people realise "thoughts and prayers" don't bring back dead kids and real action needs to be made.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 28

4/ and that you can't place future generation's lives at risk just for the selfish reason of owning a gun you'll probably never have to use.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 27

500k to 3 million defensive gun uses per *year.* But hey, it takes real bravery to trust your life to cops with a 15 minute response time.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

in 2019... so far. To blindly sit there and say "this is fine, there's no problem here" is part of the problem with the USA.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 27

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6/ else's flaws doesn't excuse the fact there is still a real issue that needs to be tackled.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

I grew up there. The cops shot their guns when they rolled around on patrol on Christmas. I saw a cop unload automatic fire into the sky.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And the mayor of Davao, now president of Ph banned fireworks. Fireworks can blow of fingers sure but raining bullets tear thru tin roofs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The point still stands... given there was another school shooting in America yesterday bringing the total to 15 school shootings in 19 weeks

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 32

"yes, my argument was proven wrong, so i'll move the goalposts over here, and... viola! i'm proven correct! don't believe me? just ask me!"

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s a gun range. Anyone can pay to shoot; even idiots like you. Ranges r in almost every country. Mass shootings(esp. in schools) are not.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That number is deeply flawed, and counts things like a guy getting shot in a school parking lot at night

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Well I stand corrected. Last I saw it posted, someone said it was Philippines because of the hat. Guess I gotta do more research!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair. Reckless gun handling is something easily connected to the Philippines.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy's got it. Guns are only a problem in the U.S. Other countries have magical gun safety fairies

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

I don't think he made the claim that guns only are a problem in the U.S.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well what do you think that range officer was?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a first-timer's mistake, willful negligence for selfies. Should've been charged with brandishing a weapon.

7 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 16

It's stupid but it isn't brandishing.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Hold on, don't you get safety instruction before you're allowed to handle a gun?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Usually there is a list of rules you have to agree to, which would include keeping it pointed down range. But idiots are gonna idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pardon the pun, but you know damn well that is a loaded question. Drivers licenses and training mean zero accidents or negligence too, right

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but please just look at any highway and tell me how prior instruction eliminates stupidity.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you're sadly not wrong there.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sadly, no. If you are of age, all you need is money, a background check, and about 30 minutes in certain states.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Unbelievable. I had longer when I first went to do archery. I'm in the UK.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's to own. To use any range you have to go over and agree to rules at a minimum, most require a safety briefing or video.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brandishing no. Here thats assault with a deadly weapon. Fuck that guy, i love my guns but this asshat is treating it a like toy.

7 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 7

I love guns and spending time on a range is why I support restrictions on ownership

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I like that civilians can't own guns here (UK), but I would love it if ranges were allowed to operate: they look after the weapons (1)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and members, after being deemed sane & competent, can rent them out for use on the range. To rent higher calibre/capacity weapons you'd (2)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't love guns, but I respect the laws and admire the knowledge, regulations, and habits of gunholders. That guy riles me good.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, depending on where this happened that guy is banned for life from that range if not criminal charges

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be considered deadly conduct with a firearm

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 5

The guy was dumb, but that's a harsh sentence. Hefty fines and hundreds of hours of community service would teach him a lesson.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

How about hundreds of hours of gun safety training with a certain marine gunnery seargant. And houndreds of hours of community service.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The reason why I didn't suggest jail/prison is that pretty much destroys your entire career (if you have one), and hence, your life.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

So would murder...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuck that 1 mistake and he could have ended the other persons life, destroyed his family lives. He deserves to be put away

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 21

Ok bud. Maybe ease up a bit on the self-righteous anger there. Yes, was stupid and bad behavior. No, that is not a prison worthy offense

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Revenge for the hypothetical ending of someone’s life is a dangerous game. I agree that expensive fines and service hours makes sense.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Revenge for the potential or education & advertisements for preventing in future? Remember however obvious it appears to you, others not so.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah that dude should not be holding weapons lol

7 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 0

Ever.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

btw, it's better than you think. When I said that guy is a hero, he did everything right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WczSzqIgtAw

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"KILLER SELFIE, MAN!"

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's why that employee is pretty much a hero. Keeping asshats like that from handling a gun...hopefully.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He might be a volunteer. A lot of gun ranges are part of clubs. Members that have the training volunteer to take a turn as a RSO.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Paid or otherwise. Still doing due diligence.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No argument from me on that. The RSO is in a problem area and obviously knows his job. Gun is pushed down and wrist is turned so trigger /

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0