Amazon got me again.
I love these a bunch!
Trying to help imgurs pizza guy but no response in like a week...in Hawaii so behind some coasts....I'd like to buy pizza for 5 imgurians this weekend. 5 will be chosen. Eff the front page accepting randos teachers whomever etc. 5 pizzas 2 pies each
My boss is anal.
What dipping sauce?
I don't want to live on this Earth anymore
Celebrating Statehood with some chili!
Even the bathroom guy has the aloha spirit.
My family made me dinner for my birthday.
Got myself and the doggos a lil treat.
So I decided to get a grill.
I hope the FedEx guy doesn't notice...
Thanks, Amazon!
Twins.
This is the real reason people shop at Costco.
No work til Monday!
Before and after.
Signing in at the gym...
Reading means leave me alone.
Graduation, Hawaiian style.
Oh sure, buy when I beat up a hooker it doesn't make front page on ESPN.
Jinx recharging.
59 Valedictorians...
Sometimes I text this to my nieces and nephews
Happy Kamehameha Day!
Getting around a stripped screw.
Kona is hiding because she's mad
Off on a holiday for the first time in 6 years. Get to Costco, its fucking closed.
More like murder toolset.
It's Pau Hana time!
AP security at Best Buy
Apparently my job has a urinal just in case Tyrion Lannister pops by
1 second to unplug, 5 minutes to get the sonofabitch back in
Before and after
Guess I'll shower later.
Tribute to Falcor.
Poor fish
This is what people from Hawaii ask for when you travel to the mainland.
Not any more, Seafood City.
Me trying to watch netflix (sorry for the ? quality)
This is me after....
Foldable Bluetooth keyboard.
Windows XP...how comforting.
Are you fucking serious?
Uhh.
Spotted our cat, Luna on the roof.
You guys were right. It is a thing!
Move over poop knife.
Looks more like a gold Groot.
This is how me and the cat watch Netflix
Jacuzzi in the rain is about as close to jacuzzi in the snow as we can get in Hawaii.
Filipino spaghetti
My niece is a heathen.
All snacked out
January 23 1944 - July 19 2019
This was the only broom in my jobs supply closet.
Just a little Hawaiian watermelon for a hot saturday