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Sep 16, 2026 4:25 AM
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trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Did you tell your parents you had a shit day when you got home?
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Literal shitpost.
VoidForScreaming
Shadowrun29
I didn't want to read this, but it got so compelling to find out what kind of biohazard monster was walking around.
KatLuvr54
Same. The intrigue was too captivating.
gman003
Back in HS/college, I worked retail and food service part-time.
Someone once took a shit in the *dressing* room. Like they had time to build a little nest out of clothes, and then just squatted over it and plopped one out. We had bathrooms! I don't think there was even a line!
ZOMGNO
In a big box store i worked at...... someone went in the toy aisle... in all the soft plushy toys. It was not a child.
PolyTheWicked
I was grocery shopping at Safeway one time and really had to pee, so I headed to the bathroom. It was occupied, so I waited and a few minutes later, this tall guy walks out and looks like he’s not all there. Ok, whatever. I walk in and the smell hits me first. Then I see he’s left a massive pile of shit in the toilet. We’re talking almost up to the rim. Shit on the seat, too. He hadn’t flushed and there was no way I was going to use that toilet. Had to go so badly I just left the store.
CheeseGreaterGood
15 years in grocery. I believe it.
crazyfishlady
I wish I could not relate to this. Unfortunately, I got sent for a caution sign once and had to alert a manager another time.
fester9
One time when I was working retail we had someone clog a toilet with a bunch of tags ripped off clothes they were stealing. This unfortunately led to the floor drain in the middle of the bathroom backing up and creating a lake shit about 6 feet wide.
IrateWolfe
I got sent to clean the bathroom once- no one answered when I knocked, so I opened the door, and a dad was holding his toddler up in the air so the toddler could shit in the garbage can, beside the totally functional toilet.
crazyfishlady
AHHH!
I heard about people using fitting rooms as bathrooms, but fortunately never witnessed that.
DarkUranium
What the fuck is wrong with people.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
I was a tourist in Waikiki. The larger CVS had someone walking around letting shit drip from his shorts all over the store. The young people stocking the shelves had no idea how to deal with this kind of Hazmat. I was the one advising on cleanup and containment.
The cluelessness of the shitter was amazing.
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
This is like an old school 4chan horror story. I love it.
Bam906
I had flashbacks just thinking about that site
jtwood
Just needed the "be me" to kick it off
AyrA
And every line has to start with ">" because it wouldn't be a greentext otherwise.
bubblechaser
Gondor calls for aid dot mp3
astrangehop
Remember lowbrow.com? It was stories like this every time you refreshed the page
jaggcomputing5
I found this cacka smeared bog roll on a hand rail at one of our properties yesterday. In the grass nearby was a fresh Grogan and half a k of shit stained arse wipe.
KatLuvr54
Not just why, but how do these people do this without anyone seeing them in process?
jaggcomputing5
No idea. They do however walk among us. The woods are full of them.
datCookieGuy
Had a similar experience, except with a poor older lady who had an adult diaper because she had some kind of stomach/bowel problem. There was brown mucky liquid, with GREEN in it, all up one aisle and the bathroom she used was absolutely covered in it, not to mention the toilet.
I felt for that lady, it wasn't her fault, her body just let her down. I know how ashamed she felt and we've never seen her at our store again.
On the flipside, I have also seen people like what's described in the OP.
datCookieGuy
All I can say, is that more people need to work retail. It shows you what people are really like. Most are nice, most are also quite dumb. But there's a rare few that are complete scum, either through theft, rage or just plain old dirty fuckers. They don't wash up, they don't wash their clothes and they leave messes throughout the store that WE have to clean.
Working in retail has exposed me to a lot of different people. But it has also made me a better person to others, because so many aren't
CrazedDrifter
Welcome to retail, kid. Consider this your baptism by fire.
Outraider
hopefully a cleansing fire
DukeDarkwood
"Fire."
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
Welcome to retail. It is, indeed, a shitshow.
CheeseB0t
Reading all that and the ending of "she fell coochie up" then scrolling down to see "welcome to retail" 💀
yamsonyamsonyams
I saw a big fat shit on the floor of Walmart one day… just plop right there in the middle of the row
I worked at a pizza place and had to clean the restroom. What they say about women’s rooms being worse than the men’s room is 100% true In my experience.
I think it’s from women trying to “Hoover” and then just spaying shit everywhere
Who Hoovers when they have diarrhea
bingotown
“Hoover” instead of “hover” paints a completely different and even worse picture.
yamsonyamsonyams
lol hellll yeah
I love typing on my iPhone it changes words all the time it’s great
TheDreadPirateMontoya
About 15 years ago, I worked for a chain of video game stores, and would take shifts at various branches to fill scheduling gaps. One day, I arrived at a local branch to find out it had brand new carpet installed, a veritable luxury for this company. I asked the manager there about it, and he tells me the reason: Last week a child (around 4 years old) walked into the store, ignored everyone there, and headed straight to the back corner of the store. He then pulled down his pants and [1 / 2]
TheDreadPirateMontoya
You guessed it, he dropped a log straight on the existing carpet. The boy then immediately pulled his pants up and left the store while the manager and his part-timer watched, dumbfounded. After a minute, the manager order the part-timer to "take care of it", so the PT got a box cutter and cut out a large square of the carpet around the faeces, then threw it in the dumpster. Manager then made a report, the PT put up a "Caution, wet floor" sign, and a few days later the store got new carpet.
HandoB4Javert
CptRobotNinja
Why do people?
Rkfinecake
An elderly guy dropped a puppy sized deuce through his pants leg. No one would do anything, even the manager. I cut a piece of cardboard and our manager stared at me from afar as I placed it over it. I then told him I was going to lunch.
I definitely wasn't going to be known as the coworker who picked up the shit all by my lone self.
TI99Kitty
Yep, the first Walmart I worked at, somebody used their "chocolate caterpillar" (that's poetry!) to draw a HUGE smiley-face on the wall in the front men's room. From the way it was described to me by the people who saw it, the lines were about 3 inches wide, and the whole thing was at least 3 or 4 feet in diameter.
(This was before Walmart replaced the smiley-face as their logo with that stupid asterisk, BTW)
RevRagnarok
The logo is now a stylized butthole, so appropriate.
YuckFuMaga
Legit the women’s restroom in the grocery store I worked putting myself through college was always the nastiest.
We had one lady who would finger paint her poop on the wall and stall doors for us every few weeks.
iosa
I believe this happened purely because we've had a similar thing happen at my store. An older man would come in on occasion, destroy the bathroom, and walk around the store with shit in his pants, sometimes leaving trails. The employees called him Mr. Poopypants. One night the assistant grocery manager just went "fuck it" and banned him from the store. He returned weeks later with some sort of medical device in his cart and also not shitting himself, so I guess he actually did see a doctor.
iosa
Another lady once left a toilet completely clogged with blood, toilet paper, and a used tampon in its plastic wrapper.
KatLuvr54
Women can genuinely be pigs.
Shift137
I shouldn't of read that
4thwalled
LateNightBunnyParty
#14 Gonna assume you mean stockers.
spontaneous9
I had to chop up turds left floating that were >12cm diameter, about the size of a coffee can. Of course the person tried to flush them flooding the men's bathroom & soaking into the carpet outside the door which also had to be sanitized. No way were those monstrosities fitting through the plumbing in the shop restroom. A wire coat hanger didn't work I had to use a paint stirrer. What a stench. That person needed to take their business out onto the veldt where the rest of the elephants poop.
Firestar002
I grab a glove from the janitors cart. I’ll be honest, sometimes I shit cloggers. So I’ll cover up the sensor, put the glove on and dip the gloved hand in so I can break apart the fecal matter until it’s able to go down. Wash the glove during a clean flush, take it off and toss it in the garbage. Then wash hands.
To anyone who calls this disgusting: would you rather the toilet overflow and have the whole bathroom contaminated?
ImperfectDad
I wonder we he didn't just use the poop knife...
KatLuvr54
I never heard of those until last year. I looked it up online and learned they exist! Seven full decades of innocence destroyed in an instant.
DukeDarkwood
I remember when that first hit imgur. It was like, the first or second time I saw a meme being born.
Pokegeologist
I've watched crap drop out of a kid's diaper and the mother kept walking. I've stepped in dog shit while stocking the aisle because I didn't expect it to be there. Once found a bag of frozen creamed corn shoved in the back of the detergent aisle and was expecting to find a soiled diaper shoved to the back of the shelf. One of my coworkers found syringes in the men's room wastebasket, while a friend at another store found a crack pipe in the men's room. Tis but a Tuesday.
KatLuvr54
They freeze creamed corn?
Chagrinnish
It's when you get the shopping carts rolling through those turds that it becomes a problem. Gets hung up in the wheels and then it turns into a whack-a-mole as you get reports of it being strewn throughout the store.
Pokegeologist
Worst one was shopping at a Target in the next town, someone took a shit in the gondola (low shelf) in the paper aisle, tore open a jumbo pack of TP, wiped off, and wadded it up at the back of the shelf. I tried as discretely as possible to tell the manager about it, then Dad walks up behind me yelling "someone shit in your shelf! Everyone can smell it."
LexiconDul
I worked at a place that had shower services. There were toilets and sinks in the shower rooms. We had a sign in the back office that ...
LexiconDul
kept track of how many days it had been since someone shit in a shower stall.
TI99Kitty
Lemme guess... It rarely, if ever went any higher than "1"?
Discgolfing
You work in a Hyrox equipment store?
CyberHexx
So yeah, this is what it's like to work in Retail.
jalcantara88127001
I cannot understand how many people exist with no shame
Subsound
I dont understand how people do this and look vaguely normal after. I cleaned at my first job and people would explode all over at least every shift, and Im not sure how werent covered in it. Especially when they hit the ceiling.
sadurdaynight
One night in my youth i head out to go clubbing. Stop by my usual small gas station for gas, gum and drink. I'm next at register. Suddenly a lady runs in, and heads into the back hall thing. A moment later she exits, says "sorry, I had to go" and rushes out the door. She thought the back hall led to bathroom. It just led to a back storage room. Checker heads back. She shit all over the place apparently. Checker was pissed obviously.
Navrodel
As I've had it explained to me: everyone needs groceries, but not all of them can afford the mental health care that they need to get them without being a problem to others.
And somehow it's on the ones that we respect and pay the least to take care of the fallout.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Pretty sure this is a 4chan green text story just told in a different format. It's validity is in question.
butIlikeitbecauseitisbitterandbecauseitismyheart
If you have any spare time, listen to podcast Armchair Anonymous. There are real stories of people unable to make it to the bathroom and crapping on the floor in public and then fleeing the scene. The callers are telling the stories about themselves, hence the anonymous in the title.
AlltheSarcasm87
One time I was stocking shelves and saw a panicked kid waddle past repeatedly wet farting. I didn't think anything of it, but they seemed too young to be alone in a public place. 20 minutes later I'm helping a customer in another part of the store when I smell something really bad, 5 minutes later I find poop on a bottom shelf. This is not the worst story I have about finding poop in the wrong part of a grocery store. I do not question the validity.
KatLuvr54
Something I've never experienced. Still entertaining (and disgusting).
gruntabulousbeans
At that point, I'm not sure shame has anything to do with it. That looks like psychosis or drug use.
SumOneElse
These days it might be making content for degenerates on OF. Last year there was a woman arrested for making videos of herself peeing all over items in grocery stores. 🤢
BubblesTheFish
Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDygbNSwlHI
TanithRosenbaum
Yeaaa I'm not clicking that lol
williamfny
It's just a picture of someone in shoes standing on some lettuce with a probable AI voice over. I have saved you the need to click the link and I am all the dumber for it.
chiefrunswithscissors
I don't believe anyone actually wants that. I'm convinced the whole concept is designed to degrade women. An investment in teaching women that this is their best option.
crazyspelling
Kinda think you've reached a larger truth here.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Drugs are a helluva drug
futhor
gr8fulmom742718
I want the music!
whiskeywonka
That they needed better insurance
KatLuvr54
LOL At least it wasn't too not be your parents in public. That's something I'm seeing increasingly in my own self.
KatLuvr54
I know it's "to". Stupid swipe text loves adding the extra O.
InnerPeaceOutOfRange
I save this. Just in case, I get the idea to apply for a retail job again.
arumunus
We call them doodoo dancers at my store- but we don't get to shut down the whole store and hire a cleaning crew. ):
NR97420
I do remember as a teen how shockingly bad the *women's* bathrooms were sometimes. Once there was a turd on the ceiling. A human turd!
Hevach
While I have never seen a ceiling turd I was asked over the radio to bring a ladder while somebody was cleaning bathrooms. I asked what they could possibly need a ladder for and the only response was soft weeping heard through the door.
Arcygenical
Out of curiosity, which species of turd would make this more understandable?
Deshalope
Alarmingly large spider
ImperfectDad
"Monkeys throw their poo."
Bystandr
Oh probably human. I took over a janitorial job so the janitor in our mall could keep his job when he broke his ankle. In just 6 weeks there were 3 atrocities of similar caliber I had to clean up. And YEAH. It was always the womens' wash room.
onlyhalfghost
bat.
Harm
Spider pig?
Bystandr
I believe that this was true.
KatLuvr54
So do I. Her description of the stench was one I've experienced leaving me wondering what had crawled up inside, died and decomposed.
TI99Kitty
Having worked retail, and having a few horror stories of my own, so do I.
spontaneous9
#4
* equates to.
narcoleptiKnickers
ImScaredToGiveYouMyRealName
I got a kick out of the "stalkers" that worked there.
spontaneous9
Yeah, 8 hour shift of stalking the shelves for potential victims. Saw that, decided to cut my losses & let it roll.
jtwood
I found out a relative's acquaintance - who is a large woman - only poops once every 2 weeks or so. Her husband normally helps dig it out. She was in town with my relative who had no idea about any of this and definitely refused to help.
Relative described an eventual scene of screams of pain as this woman handled things on her own. And it went everywhere. Cleaning it up herself was also apparently not something she was accustomed to.
I found residue two weeks later. Unreal this can happen.
NemoPseudonymWuzHere
How... How was she still 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚‽ Wait, no, it's because even Death won't touch that with a 10' pole.
whiskeywonka
helps... dig... it... out... I am NOT drunk enough for this shit and I am made of 99% booze! (Yup 198 proof)
Nakiepanda
I am a rather large lady. You know what I do when I don't poop regularly? Take some Metamucil and alter my freaking diet. That woman is going to end up with some serious issues.
KatLuvr54
Think she already has them. I'm large and go every other day. Always have. Changes in that routine usually signal uncomfortable issues occurring.
Nakiepanda
Absolutely. Even when I had bowel cancer I was shitting at least once a day.