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errdog
Oh no! Genital Jousting
MrNemo99
Fuckity fuck fuck, the trenches of the Somme, WW I.
MiddleTiddy
Making peace with your deity of choice would be a good step one I feel.
Wankathon
you win
paulpounder
Same here
vonKaiser
*Waves from his airplane*
acertainjenesaisquoi
Better than the eastern front. Marginally.
CalebKills
No way the western front was worse then hell. Lots of soldiers died sinking into mud some sinking so slowly they took a day or 2 to die
maliciousGman
A recent trench experience of mine:
fuzzyfish444
And here's one of mine:
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maliciousGman
What a flank!
fuzzyfish444
Lucky. I'd be at Passchendaele
NautiGal
ooph... not good odds for you, buddy.
helOcookie
"luck" is very relative and optimist point of view here
NullSigil
Aw man, you're not gonna have a good time.
Fahargo
Which game?
DannyDevitosMassiveDong
Probably Battlefield 1
MrNemo99
Yes BF1, i was checking out upcoming DLC content
PancakeFaker
Or Verdun.
Xannos
Oh god... guys I'm in Rapture...
EnTaroSheelal
I would be very okay with that. Oh so very okay...
Raevant
feelsbadman.jpeg
theendissneer
Columbia for me.
Saberlithian
"Mr. Bubbles!"
TheBlizzardWizard
“I hear the call of the angels, Mr. Bubbles!”
SparkMiko
A man chooses, a slave obeys!
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Yup... just played burial at sea. I dont even get the good weapons
BeetleDaddy
me too..
Drek258
Thoughts & prayers.
AnnaEQ2
Witcher 3, on my way to make mad, slow love to Yennefer, but only after jumping through all her hoops.
Refiran
Seconded. Somehow I figure I'll be stuck in some army someplace rather than doing heroic deeds...
MarcusTarrow
I'd be stood on the hilltop overlooking my estate in Toussaint.
GullyF
Same.
FirefighterCaboose
Same, except I'll take Triss every single time.
Drougals
I used to think this until I read the first few books. He has so much more complex history with yennefer.
AnnaEQ2
Plus, I'll take sexy, sarcastic and experienced over cute and simple any day. Ofc I'm a woman. And old.......
Outbackjackdk
Why take second best. Triss FTW
AnnaEQ2
See above. Yen is the love of his life!
Atria
Same! Except I’m a female with a poor immune system so I would be soooooo fucked.
awesomelepossum
Same here!!
keepingmiserylonely
Space engineers... Guess I'll spend a few hours everyday trying to remember how to disengage the landing gear -_-
Sidioussayingdoit
Same, queue 3 hours trying to figure out WHY MY FUCKING CONTAINERS WON'T CONNECT
Nandabun
At least in-game things will make sense. You won't have KBM controls, it'll be "real."
CaptainOrbit
There are dozens of us!
TheManInTheWall
Hail Klang!
NihilisticNerfHerder
Breath of wild! That would be perfect
RedShoesJeff
A two-storey house, shit-ton of apples, and a Horseycycle? Sounds pretty decent, all things considered.
CthuluAlmighty
I mean the post never specified that you were the main character so like, hyrule is a murder hole for not hero’s
Katamoran
Ditto. Just beat Calamity Ganon though, so does that mean I get to exist post-Ganon and during the rebuild of Hyrule? I'd be okay with that.
Yeastieh
Reconstruction era Hyrule would be fricken amazing.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Nah, it resets you to just before you beat him and now when you save, the save games have a little star next to them
twothousandfourhundredseventytworice
I wish that tha post game was that.
scarface98
Rebuild the hylian people with that sweet sweet personality -wink wink nudge nudge-
whateverthevoicestellme
Except all the weapons are flimsy and that fucking lightning only strikes people
BustCheeks
But I'm living out my fetish wearing a rubber suit chasing Zelda and her leggings.
NihilisticNerfHerder
sounds like the intro to who's line.
twothousandfourhundredseventytworice
Lol
BellyMonster3000
There's a helmet to make you immune to the lightning
CanadianGiraffe
lighting strikes any metal, like chests and metal blocks and such
whateverthevoicestellme
Because unequipping it and putting it in a backpack hides metal from lightning
CanadianGiraffe
thats how it works, do you know nothing about science!?
NihilisticNerfHerder
Katamoran
I've seen it strike anywhere when no metal is around. If nothing attracts it, it'll hit ground.
RulesOfImgur
This.... Changed...... Everything
VisforYoshi
Stardew Valley. I am totally okay with this
SilentZed
CrossCode - I am also super okay with this.
amishcannoli
I fucking love that game.
tiduszecht
OMG Same here
Arokosaki86
Same!!!
korber710
Same!
ADisturbedOne
I should have played that before I come cross this.. I was on WoW as a warlock, trapped on Argus.
BringMeAKnittingNeedle
I would be too, but only if I could marry Shane again. <3
NineByNine
I'm still waiting on multiplayer for that before I play again
DancingHomer
This game has cheered me up in some really sad hours,10/10 game coming up on 100 hours.
Veijo
Same here. I got married with Emily yesterday evening, so I am more than ok with this.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Subnautica. I am not happy with this turn of events
RulesOfImgur
Same. I have a wife and 2 useless kids and more wealth than the entire town.
Krisanthemum
Same!
Kiox
Same here!
toadcorner
Same, and I just got a wife, so I've got that going for me
cgvega
who did u marry?
Oaty
Team Hayley
nareso
Penny
Sephority
Sebastian
toadcorner
Penny for the win. Had to get her out of that trailer
Jackster227
Hey hey, you can build her a house now! :)
DerFoxeh
Lucked out, it was going to be this or I would not survive the long dark.
sceh1337
What a game though, amirite? currently on day 156 of sandbox mode.
DerFoxeh
Campaign first time through, I broke my knife and keep getting eaten by wolves. Pretty though.
aleister94
I'm somewhere in Spain surrounded by parasiticaly infected villagers
NineByNine
AYYYYY, A GUUYYYYY
FiddlerofFate
Ah Resident Evil 4, careful
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Nah, just spain.
Syrupdrizzler
The first audiable lol of the day.
Red23
Yeah, but what about the last game you were playing?
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
Un forastero!
GentlemanScientist
Is that a new DLC?
SparrowBird5000
Same. It's so addicting. I've come down with the flu, so I'm playing quite a bit.
SparrowBird5000
Side note: it was almost Death Road to Canada.
Gordon3man
I rarely find a person who knows atleast one of those, but you know both!
SparrowBird5000
My best friend got me Death Road to Canada as a late Christmas gift! I really like them both. They're for different moods.
Gordon3man
Yes. The thing about stardew valley is that it was made by one person and so everything feels completely on place. Dr2c is pretty much the
TheLST1982
Same :-)
Chrazyboy15
I'm fucked. Dark Souls 3.
noneyobusisness
DarkUranium
At least you'll get to praise the sun!
skittootles
same. although it’s the start of winter and i’m shit at fishing. fml
crimison
Play with a controller if u can. So much easier to fish.
skittootles
i’ll try that... thanks
NineByNine
Learned to fish like a pro with a mouse and keyboard. Felt amazing.
RulesOfImgur
Install a few mods and you don't need to worry anymore
miyamotorola
I'm playing it on the switch and the fishing is okay except some of then go bad shit crazy and impossible to catch. Otherwise it's just fine
skittootles
they’re all bat shit crazy that’s my problem
miyamotorola
never experienced this luckily. sorry to hear tho, it's a pretty good way to make quick money in early game.
Ruukoto
If you want to get them try food buffs and the bobber that slows the bar when not capturing. Got a few legendaries that way
cheeseguy3412
Trials in tainted space. I think I'll make do.
PancakeFaker
ImgurUsernameispending
Yobama890sCat
Is Stardew Valley worth it? Everytime I start it I get 2 hours in before it starts feeling like a grindy mobile game am I missing something?
iusuallyonlysaynicethings
I've been a huge fan of the harvest moon series since the 64 but I just can't get into Stardew. And I really wanted to...
Timaeria
Try My Time at Portia. Just came out today on Steam as Early Access and it looks promising. I've been playing the demo and love it.
TheYellowKnives
Yes. trying to hit wildly high end goals. What does each villager like? how to catch every fish, etc.
sceh1337
some of the quest chains are kinda cute, and i LOVE gearing up and exploring the mines. it all comes down to preferences I guess.
Headstereo
Its slow as you want or fast and grindy. Its fun knowing all the mechanics.
anengineerandacat
Depends on your wants out of a game, it's good imo but only because it's quite casual and lately with work it's better than other titles.
SlowClapLikeYouMeanIt
I swapped 2 hours for 2 days but got the same result!
ADisturbedOne
I have played over 100 hours on this game. It's very relaxing, you play at your own pace, and nothing have a deadline, and farming!
Yobama890sCat
Don't you have to complete a task before 2 (in game) years? Never reached that far, but the thought of a time limit put me off too
ADisturbedOne
The more you do within 2 years, the better reward from the Grandfather in the game... but it's your choice to do that or not. I normally >
ADisturbedOne
get as much done within one year, and just take easy from there out, have fun, etc.
ADisturbedOne
In a month or two, they will be adding Multiplayer so we can play with other players on SDV!
CrossStitchAddict
Fallout 4
theweezel69
Ditto. Though heavily modded and set to be a more easy experience. So naked ladies and lots of power. I'm ok with this.
RichT93
That’s alright, give it a few more months and we could be totally there with you
1navn
Yep. In survival mode. Im fucked.
Nightelfbane
Yup. And i romanced curie, too. Fuck yeah.
StragoMagus
Me too!
BeautifulSound
Same!
Circosys
Same here. Lost my PS4 disk, and bought it again on PC.
Starfis
Congratulations. Enjoy the mods.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Ditto
CaveCanem
See you there!
ElBivo
Sanctuary to be precise. So glad I enabled unlimited building mod...
WaffleCopters
Fallout 3 NV Hardcore mode
droppingbeats
Survival mode? Start a playthrough on that and become a better person for it. (I love it!)
UnknownSquid
With the Horizon overhaul installed. That mod is the only true survival mode for me.
CaveCanem
Yessssss, preach it
pyrolemming
Started survival with a mod for camping and a mod for making combat a bit tougher. Took eight tries to get to Diamond City.
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
Fallout shelter... fuuuuuuu
CrossStitchAddict
That game was bleeding me dry, had to ice it up
Randomman96
Fallout 3... maybe I'm lucky and live in Rivet City...
sashadqaf
Sims in a huge house I just bought near the beach ... I’m good with that .
Jasani
I wonder in this situation would you be god or would you be the character modeled after you?
sashadqaf
I guess the sim lol
Saberlithian
"A fire has started on your home lot."
DarthFutuza
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Yeah, till you put in a room with nothing in it and no doors, or a pool with no ladder...
sashadqaf
Yeah ... I think I’d deserve that cus every time one of my sims get old I make them retire and keep them into an empty room until they die .
98oktan
Nürburgring Nordschleife
EtherB20
Yes sir
Mypeemeltscopper
Yeah man !
LexLurker84
Spa Francorchamps
FAECI
Youre so fucked, hahaha
shoebeedew
Minesweeper
KoRplussomeletters
"That clock's gonna keep ticking until it hits NINE NINE NINE!" "What happens then?" "Nothing. You just suck."
septillion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
Jacob12jr
Honestly pretty dangerous
Iamnotacreativeman
So... Middle East?
forev3r
Underrated
Iamnotacreativeman
or Western Europe?
AmArschdieRaeuber
Either you mean eastern or you have a weird idea about Iberia.
HappyEngineer
eh?
ReverseMath
7 days to die. Fuck.
DrJigglePhysics
Sledgehammer by day, shotgun by night. You'll be fine.
MetalSkeletal
Casual. Reach is about to fall and I'm getting left behind
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LoveAnew
You have hypothermia. Wait, now heat stroke. Also you haven't eaten in 4 minutes so you're starving. You have hypothermia again.
nugo520
Me too, hell if this does happen we are teaming the fuck up to fight the horde
nightwater
I'd be in Dead Rising...
shibbytothelibby
Sometimes I miss this game, my friends don't want to play it anymore. :/
ReverseMath
We just picked it back up again after a long hiatus. It really is great.
BitchCake
Same... I designed and built a zombie fort so perfect it basically murdered the zombies for me. They didn't think that was fun anymore <-<
Vomgnar
Mods made it fresh for me. Ravenhearst, Valmod, War of the Walkers, Starvation!
MetalSkeletal
Haha! Jokes on you. I'm going to be left to die on Reach within a day.
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IJokeALot
I’m on warframe with w deadly frames I’m gonna die within a few minutes if they find me
yahiko48
I really want to play reach again, now all I need is an x box to play it.
Toderdj
I don't remember this scene. Honestly if I had to go that would probably be my first choice.
ambiguouslybenevolentcryptid
Ffxiv killing gods as a hobby
CavalierNique
We get magic, chocobos AND I have my own house!
Frogless
One of the privileged few, though new patch may even things out. I have one also so were in the same lucky gang :-)
ButEverythingChangedWhenTheFireNationAttacked
Mining, mining, mining. Gotta make that money.
Montablac
killing gods, petting lalas, hugin people, and chillin in lower limsa for days
theFartySarlacc
Petting popotoes* FTFY
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I read this while sitting around by the MB dicking around on imgur instead of going to bed haha
YouHaveCatToBeKitten
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy...
Nandabun
Oh. You poor shit.
nobodywantstoplaywithme
you are truly eternally damned
Jusmar
Gonna be swol as fuck upper body strength
brokenbutstillgood
That makes two of us...
CountDefactimus
Warhammer 40,000, Armageddon. Fuck me....
Solomon13
Give yourself to the Pantheon. It's your only way out.
fistermatic5000
7 Days To Die. Fuck me too.
tttiiitttoooice
Fuck the emperor, side with the Machine Gods.
titan999
All hail the dragon og mars
TemplarXero
The Emperor protects.
ButteryCommissar
Is that cowardice, guardsman?
vampirehedgehog
Warhammer 40 000: Sanctus Reach. Ditto...
aPokal
CountDefactimus
I can only think of one faction that would treat a human worse than Chaos. Not terribly interested in being a Dark Eldar slave either.
easytigger
Don't worry, they will.
MrHailstone
Well as a Guardsmen, yes. As an Officer? Also yes.
auzziesoceroo
hahahahahahahaha......you're fucked
thorkun
Total war warhammer II here, shit....
kaptin666
I’m right there with you!
thorkun
Do you... do you also see that Carnosaur approaching? FOR THE EMPIRE!
kaptin666
I am the Carnosaur! RAAWWWWWWRRRR!!!
Oldmemedigger
Is this during Angrons angry rampage through Armageddon? Either way youre straight fucked.
CountDefactimus
Warboss Thraka's campaign.
Oldmemedigger
Welp hope you can be an Ork pet.
Mikadomea
For me its Space Marine. Im kinda not as boned as you
aPokal
It asked where, not who. You still you.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Gothic Armada....
Trimbl
Me too amigo. Probably stuck in a job like macrocannon loader where your back goes out on the first day. And that's not even the worst part!
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Oh yeah. Be busy cleaning then boom chaos assult. Well fuck
WolvesofOdin
Playing the Horace heracy game on my phone.....fml T_T
purgethefilthyheretics
Its Horus, heretic
WolvesofOdin
Blame my autocowreck :(
keepingmiserylonely
May the emperor be with you
Emperorofman
Hell no Im stuck in metro 2033
RubbishBooty
I’ll take that over 40k universe anyday
Emperorofman
Yeesh you can say that again
CaptGunpowder
Lord knows no one else will be, lol
jimbodoomface
Best case scenario is a swift and painless death.
rottingcarcasswithmaggots
Dark crusade for me. Walk softly and carry a big gun.
Shadarcarn
Well your dead
Raven2311
Oh u ded
Sporkee
I'm a rating in battlefleet Gothic during the 12th black crusade. Fuck me.
CountDefactimus
We'll given that all but two of the Hives fall, and most of the Steel Legion gets massacred....
WaffleSci
I played warhammer end times: vermintide last, so I'm right up there with you. so much for living, guess I'll just die than.
Mayhempenguin
good luck, you'll need it
kadaeux
Please do not communicate with Munitorum property.
WolvesofOdin
But luck is heracy..... Everything is the will of the God Emporer!
Groetgaffel
Your spelling is heresy.
Blessthisravagedbody
OrdoXenosAgent
Heresy
v
Theodrian
Like a bolter would hurt him.
OrdoXenosAgent
danboon445
zanzeh
Divinity: Original Sin 1/2... I mean, you can talk with animals and they have the most hilarious things to say...
DigitalGuru42
DOS 1 or 2? I just started 2 myself.
zanzeh
2 atm, but both are great
stealthjet01
Awww yeaaa! aside from the fact we're locked in jail ruled by lunies and camp boss is an druggie, and the cannibal over there. This is bad..
ChuckHBandit
Yay! We're Source Hunters. High five!
DarthFutuza
I've stolen soooo many paintings, I'm going to jail...I just know it.
Durango
I'll buy cheese and be super popular. "No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!"
Durango
I just learned that they somewhat muted the cheese vendor in later patches/enhanced edition :(
solidfuran
Same. Trapped underground with voidwoken
RorkDev
Azeroth
ElbowdeepinElmo
Shit that wouldn't be too bad...unless you're an NPC. Those feet are gonna hurt real soon.
Telkesh
I'm on the Vindicaar. Space adventure with holy space goats. Sign me the fuck up
JustYourAverageArabMan
Orgrimmar
Seraphotic
Skyhold.
PotatoQuie
Wandering Isle. Plenty of booze, so this will turn out pretty well.
OneForwardTwoBack
Felwood for me.
Hobs7
Acherus, I bet it smells
Misfortune
Do I get to keep all my mounts and crap? Fury Warrior class mount. I'd be a happy camper.
Oldmemedigger
Wait! Do you get to become your character.. No point having all this shit as some average human whom can't weild it.
Equinox13
I had to laugh at the double meaning that "happy camper" has here.
NihilisticNerfHerder
Metrion
WhereIsHockeyPants
Zynthos
NihilisticNerfHerder
dillenger
For the horde!
Equinox13
Lok'tar ogar, friend.
dillenger
BLOOD AND THUNDER!
ProkopProject
Zug Zug!
shadowshatter
Dark Lady watch over you
dillenger
Something need doing?
AmArschdieRaeuber
In Dragonblight. Fuck that.
Superchief86
Me too! I'll be in goldshire.
ThereIsOnlyZuuI
Dalaran. I'm close to getting flying so life wouldn't be so bad...
lordbane0100
Hey, I'm Dalaran too. Flying is a godsend
TheMistressIrinaSpalko
Another one in Dalaran.
MATTYBE87
I want to judge you for being so slow.... but... grats dude.
sensory
You assume he's been playing since the beginning of Legion.
Greatwood
Took me 3 weeks to get it after coming back at the end of legion. Got 5 legendaries and ilvl 930ish.
RorkDev
5 legendaries in 3 weeks? Tell me your secret.
ThereIsOnlyZuuI
Assuming I am a dude, which I am not :) I also recently started playing hardcore after I got a free years subscription. I love this game
eggmuffin
You wake up in the game, not in your character. You'd be useless in Azeroth. And dead within fifteen minutes.
Alicat1194
Well that's no fun! Also, as a human waking up in Orgrimmar, I'm screwed.
Malicus
slap on some heirlooms and get leveling not really any risk even with our puny initial stats
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Don't forget to throw the best enchants you can on them, since enchants and gems scale with your level now.
Telkesh
Aye, but everything in azeroth is practically immortal. Even mobs come back.
DiIdo
Yeah, just run back to your corpse
Telkesh
oh wait, run? Pass
AmArschdieRaeuber
Rezz pls
Equinox13
Highmountain. I'm not complaining.
Pekkk
Antorus on heroic
RorkDev
Rush me that shit xD
Widershins98
Dragon age Inquisition I'm so fucked
Tegsworth1685
Woo, Thedas! I’m there, too.
Kleinstlebewesen
me too,but i have horns and that is awesome :)
theendissneer
Nobody expects the inquisition!
IIIHalezIII
interesting..
kasechan
But where in the game? I mean skyhold might be ok. Frostback Basin not so much.
Tegsworth1685
Deep roads?
XAMANDER
That would actually be really awesome.
Thielbear
I'd say that depends on class, race, location and how far you've come in the game. Would not be happy about waking up as my qunari mage 1/2
Thielbear
Who is currently at the camp where you arrive at in the first dlc when you just start that adventure. Does not sound fun to me. 2/2
Thielbear
Otherwise it'd be cool, had I just started as either an elf or human
kasechan
Frostback Basin? Why not be a Qunari?
Ogreman247
Holy crap! Skyrim! And I've got tits now! I'm gonna go pay with them for a while, bye bye.
Ogreman247
Hahahaha, yes meant to say "play". Great thread people, keep it up, if ya know what I mean..wink wink. Time to start my bday celebrations.
DarthFutuza
:/ Keep it up? If your erection lasts for longer than 4 hours, one should consult a doctor.
Ogreman247
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Fucking Bleak Falls
grumpychameleon
Me too! But am I a wood elf with mad archery skills, or is it just regular human me dropped into Skyrim?
LettuceFucker
I like to think it's the character, I'd much rather be a mentally unhinged orc with a magic sword, and a loving wife and kids
zomnoms
My house in Falkreath, and I'm a guy now, and a werewolf, also named Gary.
edtwozeronine
Oh no, now I'm called shithead and i'm a dark elf with a wife from a mining town. I may as well still live in Wales...
DarthFutuza
At least Braith wants to play tag with you.
DarthFutuza
Fuuuuuu mine is so over the top modded right now, I think the world I'm living in might be unstable.
HandsomePenguin
Middle-earth: Shadow of War
nugo520
hope you are ready to get fucked by an orc merchant
SlyGuyontheFly
Me too!
AquilaJM
Me too. I'm just sick of him every orc introductions. For the love of God, stop monologuing.
Thesteveadin
I DO appreciate how long they made any of the Maggot infested orcs speak. they did that shit on purpose *shudder*
RossiferTaylor
I had the same orc come back and ambush me 6 times before I even tried going after another one
Iceyflame
I made it a personal goal to kill them before the monologue can even trigger. I've done it only a few times.
trombonegirl2013
I did it once but only because it was an assassination
HandsomePenguin
It's near impossible unless they have a mortal weakness.
Iceyflame
You just have to use distance and weaknesses. Not just mortal ones. Like fire/poison to daze them and frost to keep them shut the fuck up
SirFishy
Rainbow six siege
GiraffeShrooms
Same here time to find a corner
Roofstalker
lot of scrolling to find this comment, RB6 gang!
SkitzOnTheRitz
Scrolled pretty far to find this. Knew I would. Nerd. Does this mean we're a team or should we play custom map Sledge tag?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Seems that my fate is to die to hockey pucks
TheKenM
So we get 4 minutes to survive or is it just getting killed by a ping abuser repeatedly?
BrutalAnalSeepage
Praise Lord Tachanka
rosencrantz2012
Yep. Getting murdered in the tokyo skyscraper.
SirFishy
By an Ash main going in the speed of mach 7
cm10432
And the glaz who shot you through two walls by seeing your left finger
DrMungf
I had to turn that map off, for the life of me I can't figure it out
SirFishy
Really? i think it is very easy. Or are you thinking about the korean map Tower?
rosencrantz2012
Korean tower is an absolute mystery to me.
SirFishy
I know the objective rooms, and sometimes the immediate area around it. I know where the stairs is. The rest, totally lost.
RPhoenix
Elite dangerous... Currently parked in the Cubeo system waiting for more propoganda leaflets to print out. (though I was only just logging >
DarthFutuza
Long live the Princess Aisling!
SirKaldar
I would also be in Elite Dangerous. Plenty of money to retire on. But I also have a 600 m/s Cobra 3 and a whole lot of smuggling contacts :D
weegee101
I’m currently about 2,000 ly from Colonia in my DBack Explorer, finishing up an Exploration run. I’d be okay with this life.
Anarch157a
Heeey, maybe we can meet up in the black. I'm about 2kLy past Colonia, on my way to SagA*, then Beagle Point. Are you on PC ?
weegee101
I missed this. I’m already on my way back to the Bubble for a bit. Hope your expedition is going well.
bananeflambee
o7
RPhoenix
in and was technically play wow before I saw the post.. so Azeroth... Hunter life 4 me!)
TrapperQ
Also in Elite:Dangerous, so I'm effectively immortal so long as I don't ever leave my ship.
SamuraiChemist
In Lembava. Just finished engineering my fed corvette (got some great rolls), and was trying it out in some res sites. Thing is a beast.
Tomblin
In my ASP somewhere between Sag A and Colonia ...
Anarch157a
Me too, I'm about 2kLy past Colonia. If you're on PC, add me up. CMDR name = imgur name.
GitGudNub
Hauling passengers around SOL :-)
tplc007
lol I'm just doing the same
tplc007
in the same system
shdwklown
Is that game worth picking up? I've been flirting with the idea for awhile, it looks like a space flight sim. I kinda miss the XvT days.
Anarch157a
Pick it up before Thursday, so you can participate in the Beta test of patch 3.0. Nothing you do in Beta affects the main game.
Anarch157a
Then you learn all the tricks with no consequence. Then when 3.0 lands, you can hit the ground running.
Ryang256
It is. There's alot you can do in the game and it's surprisingly addictive. Also if you have an Oculus Rift it's absolutely amazing!
dashers
Bounty hunting for the community goal. I think I could cope if it became my life, I've got a well shielded conda and a billion to retire on.
RPhoenix
Hell, even if you didn't have a billion it's 3 creds for a literal ton of food cartridges (I kinda imagine them as lunchables) and 5 creds >
RPhoenix
if they're like lunchables that something to the tune of 2100 lunchables to a cargo canister, or almost 20 years of food (provided they >
RPhoenix
get rationed to 3 a day)
RPhoenix
for a ton of water, that's well under the limit most pirates will bother someone for and you can scrounge that many credits up just honking>
RPhoenix
systems easily enough.
Tacticalassaultbacon
Currently in the Formadine Rift looking for Raxxla. The space madness has well and truly kicked in.
oneofthesedaysimgoingtocutyouintolittlepieces
It's dark out there! Turn around while you can!
Tacticalassaultbacon
It's hard to count stars with all this poo smeared across my DBX cockpit windows...
Purveryorofthedank
Are we sure Raxxla is in the Rift? or are there just clues to Raxxla there? It's been so long since I've been back to Sol...
weegee101
I think it’s the best theory we’ve got right now.
Terwin94
Terraria or Guild Wars 2. I kept switching and can't remember which I flopped on before just watching Jojo's
LumberZach117
I own gw2 but I could never get into it v.v
MrFenixx
I guess gonna meet ya in Tyria
Saberlithian
*Pillarmen in the distance*
BluePaladin42
A goblin army is approaching from the east.
CyborgScribe
Quick, pour sand behind all the doors so only wizards can get in! What a strange sentence to type.
GioGiosTripleBagel
for me it's just gw2. Still online so it's already my life.. xD
RuleofThree
Yaaaay GW2
Wildzebucxl
wasn't expecting to see Terraria down here for some reason. What part of JJBA are you on?
mezua
.
Terwin94
I'm on part 3, almost to Egypt. Can't help but think if someone did an abridged version it would be all ORORORORORORORORORORO or something
Wildzebucxl
Nice
GrizzlingtonBear
Hello fellow GW2 player! We appear to be few and far between on this site o/
AeolusWinds
GW2 thief here, what do you think of the new expac (if you've played it)?
Thielbear
Also GW2 player and also the last game I played, kind of happy with that. Just wondering if one can change character or not
GioGiosTripleBagel
if you can't, you could still ask a mesmer to make you look like another character 8D
Thielbear
Haha true. Never played one before but they seem fun to play, just know that I hate fighting them xD
GioGiosTripleBagel
yeah they're a great class. Wanted to level one up bc of the new specialization but my guard and my rev still get more love ^^'
RadioactivePancake
Also reporting in :-)
acidoverdrive
If I had that dozen's of us gif I would use it.
Eskadril
GW2 necromancer here.
MrCrawler
GW2 player here.
Pentacus
There's literally dozens of us!
TheGodCat
Can confirm, we should start an imgur guild on it, all 4 of us will show!
MrFenixx
we have 6 now, 1 full fractal team with one spare.
MrFenixx
DOZENS!
Terwin94
Yaaay, wasup gurl... or bear I guess.
intazma
Factorio....
TheMazeArchitec
Same here, killing them bitters
Montablac
there is no man, only, the factory
DarkUranium
Fluffycorn
So either you die because of the pollution you are causing or you get mangled by one of the charming natives... hm
WatcheroftheWays
OH well... see you in the next month, it will go by quickly
Sernikb
...at last you can escape into space if you put a train or car inside rocket and press space at the launching pad. Yes this is a thing. --->
Sernikb
https://youtu.be/EGr9olVIasU
stoplime
Love that game!
battlepants
Stuck on my little Sea Block island. I have no idea what I am doing but slowly getting by.
shdwklown
Vanilla Done Right on Youtube is a decent intro. My son got me into Factorio, and that tutorial series really helped me figure the game out.
KingOfTheImgurians
I just need to add beacons to my iron smelting stack? Hang on what's the maximized ratio for electric furnaces to blue belt? IT NEVER ENDS.
battlepants
Try Bobs mod. Eventually you will end up with logistics bots that are so fast that they only appear on your screen for 2-3 frames.
battlepants
Then you just put in logistics blocks for production (some assemblers, production modded, surrounded by beacons, speed modded, passive >>
battlepants
providers with stack inserters for output, requesters with stack inserters for input.
KingOfTheImgurians
Trust me, I have played and played this game. Bobs, Angels - all of it. It's an addiction. I love factorio.
Himser
OOO with how many people are here we should do a Imgur Factory... Im not sure how to set that up tho
intazma
That would be a fun idea!!
ragingATyou
I support this plan
eagleandy93
Dibs on making the train network
kantaloupe
Corruption of Champions. This will either be very bad or very good, with nothing in between.
TVdude
Didnt expect to find this game here...
Saberlithian
Drink from the fountain. What could possibly go wrong?
SpecialProjectY
Go up the mountains, accept what sign has to offer and enjoy a company downstairs?
Saberlithian
Purge it with holy fervor! Or just nope out and never see said content.
SpecialProjectY
Holy Fervor? Didn't had that. Is it from a CoC-revamp? Worms are permanent in normal game.
Saberlithian
Nah, my char was a templar-esqe fella when I encountered them the first time. Didn't go so well I'm afraid. *shivers*
Terwin94
Oh my
Bluggy
Well if you don't care about bad ends, it can only be good
Voltair
You better find the beautiful sword boyo.
CardboardPizzas
Oh lawd...
stealthjet01
Were you on survival mode? i still have nightmares about that...
SharkyMcSnarkface
Worst case scenario: I get infested by worms and enslaved by Sand Witches. Best case: I live in the colony my ant wife builds.
IAmNotASkeleton
Paladin run, boyo.
bunbunmot
I heard rumors of a pretty chill monk mouse.
kantaloupe
The monk mouse is cool. Especially if you manage to get the thief to turn him into a bimbo so you can get him as a girl without corruption.
CyborgScribe
Oh dear. Get yourself a gargoyle and just camp for the rest of your life I guess. Best to play it safe.
kantaloupe
I would actually probably drink so much goblin ale.
LostSparten071
Tfw you know what this is and am sort of ashamed yet not at the same time
SharkyMcSnarkface
Unless you like lewd furry stuff, chances are good that you not knowing is good.
eagleandy93
I *was* gonna ask about this, but uhh... Curiosity is getting real strong
Qumefox
It's a bit frightening how many people know what this is, and i'm a furry lol.
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
Depends on how dedicated you are to finding the city in the desert i guess
SpecialProjectY
*forest It's either bees or freaking tentacle beast that has no way to avoid butt rape.
Jadecomet
Yeah. Once you find Tel'Adre you're basically home free
sopheset111
Inb4 the Kath gang scene kills you before you have a chance to pet the cute catgirl.
Jadecomet
wait they can kill you?
SpecialProjectY
Yes, two out of three options is a bad end.
Saberlithian
"Girl" Man, this is Fen & Co. we talkin about.
TheGreyGryphon
I'm a furry and what is this
Bluggy
Make sure to get the revamp mod version, the original stopped being updated a while ago.
Oldmemedigger
How you're going to be spending your next free hours.
rekypup
Doki doki literature club ..... oh dear
BirdPerson4
Same for me... just Monica.
THEFURRYJESUS
BrutalAnalSeepage
Holy shit hahahaha
KoRplussomeletters
♪ Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you ♪
Chamoky101
In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
KoRplussomeletters
♪ The ink flows down into a dark puddle ♪
EarlGreyOrDeath
♪ Just move your hand, write the way into his heart ♪
Chamoky101
But in this world of infinite choices
TheSaltyCaptain
Join the club..... let's hang out and take a stab at some some poetry ^^
Chamoky101
Maybe hang out a bit?
Pentacus
How are your piano skills?
Chamoky101
Been practicing a while now.
Saberlithian
Just Monica.
Quarko
ITA FUCKING MONIKA YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCK, NOW WE'RE ALL DOOMED
Gruwidge
HEY HEY MONIKA! HEY, HEY MONIKA!
farmerfattits
Very nice
roar2O
j u s s tttt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nobodywantstoplaywithme
Just Monika
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
juwt Monika
SanchoLibre
Assassin's Creed Black Flag....
Popkernel
Looks like I’m the only one who’s played unity recently. At least you’ll die at sea and not from the plague. Wanna swap?
TripleZer0
Enjoy the scurvy ! And the STDs :-)
TheDrunkenWrench
AC3 here. A Canadian stuck in the middle of the American revolution, go me.
Vaanhalen
Thats the one that got me hooked
HandsomeJack19
So you're in modern times. The very near future perhaps.
Unbarring
I'm tempted to replaying that again lol
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Ass Creed Origins here
SlyeFox
Me too.
MrTheSpoon
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys; Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
MrTheSpoon
Come all you young sailor men, listen to me I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea And it's.. Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
notacatdefinitelynotacat
Cause when the wind blows we’re all together
MrTheSpoon
I enjoyed the game but loved the sea shanties!!!
notacatdefinitelynotacat
Definitely made sailing around fun, and with parting glass at the end... such a great game
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
That game was so damn good
Nandabun
I still love it. Never did beat it. Get too caught up fucking around.
somenerandom
I still play it sometimes. Got Freedom Cry the other day as well(slightly late to the party)
SummersSR2
Is*
Mortalnick
ARK, I'm so fucked...
Tricoh
Same with me..
Knowyourcats
Me too, let's build a huge tribe and add dilos to that army of dodos !
marchingFishes
I tamed a bunch of dilos and named them all after Bond girls
sweetdreamsaremadeofupvotes
It depends on if i was dropped into my last save. If so i'd have a level 187 lightening wyvern named Twilight. I think i'd be quite alright.
data2dyne
i would also be in ARK, not as fucked though
StonesOnTheHill
As long as I get to keep my brutesquad of severely overbred Chalicotheri, I'm golden.
Axebeard
But have you played Subnautica? Dinosaurs are scary, but giant underwater monsters with less than 1 square mile of dry land... Yay.
IJokeALot
Ha your in ark I’m in warframe wait that’s not any better I’m stuck in a ship with 2 deadly Warframes lord help us all
Verldemert
Stay on the beach, build a cabin, eat dodos and chill.
mixedmartialfarts
Get eaten by a giga because you spawned in East 2
EVERYTHINGFUCKINGZEUS
Fuck that. West 3 at the top of the peninsula has rocks tall enough giga can barely reach just big enough for a cabin.
AreYouHappyNow89
Haha this was mine
TheDerpicorn
Right there with you... Scorched earth map.. Death by bugs, heat, and dehydration.
Dragongurl392
Same. Hopefully I get my save on the Island, with my pile of wolves.
RustyCreakySqueaky
Same
DoctorGoldfish
You think you're fucked? Friday the 13th
Feardain
7 days to die :(
Dogeisreallife
We should band toghether, tribe name: FUCKERBRAGADE
OverthinkingThis
Path of exile. Let's see who dies first!
Streptomyces
Ark, and on the aberration map...I'm just going to hide in a tree.
CommanderLiteral
You know, up until a ravager finds you
yeaaadude
Pretty much lol. I've built a ladder down to the blue area and that feels like an accomplishment
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Right there with you buddy, I vote we tame an army of dodos, we'll be unstoppable.
mixedmartialfarts
Got room for me in the tribe as well? I dont wanna be on this beach alone!
ReverseNecrophiliac
I'm pretty sure its canon that you come back when you die in ark, just try not to get buttfucked by alphas
Trustinlies
Yup, clones and stuff
mixedmartialfarts
Havent been a problem for me in a while... But fucking the dev wipe though.... #FuckingRex
totallynotaghost
Same here buddy, im on aberration
NotVerySympathetic
Hey Ark people. I have my own server (renting) that I wanna let people join and build on. Trying to avoid raids. Any of you interested?
DoctorGoldfish
What platform and what map?
daggermcdorf
I would be!
NotVerySympathetic
Should add: PS4, The Island, No Mods, Reduced night time length, and very few admin cheats used, if any.
DataBeardFace
Sounds perfect. Psn under the same
iScrollWithMyThumbs
Dot.
GaladHazard
I'm interested, what platform.
NotVerySympathetic
Ps4
IProvideFakeContext
I am. Wont be on it a ton, but a bit.
Nicodemusthefirst
What's the server settings?
Raptorgirl
Meeee, im sick of pvp servers. I just wanna build pretty things and love my dinos haha.
iScrollWithMyThumbs
This! Yes.
Verldemert
What are the pros of having a server? Until now, I’ve just played on my own, local game and I really enjoy it.
NotVerySympathetic
It's the exact same only you get to play with other people. I have a few friends on the server right now, but it's open to 16 at a time
johnvictor
Usually the persistence of when you're not playing the game. So you can farm up metal, let it smelt while you're offline.
NotVerySympathetic
I want to be able to come across other people's settlements on my travels and trade and whatnot
Soolie
A server takes some of the load off the client making it run better. Until you install 100 broken mods that is.
cyberghduck
Player Unknown Battlegrounds
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abeardedblacksmith
Me too. That would be quite the cyclical hell to live
VossKrylov
Same
thorgod
China numbeeeer wan - all over the place
Jasminesque
Same. 99 of us are definitely dead.
Netskimmer
dethntaxes
This fits much better
IDunnoAnymore
Holy shit I laughed at this too hard
TheMrPendragon
Perhaps an overwhelmingly accurate gif.
natedogg8393
Nearly spit out my coffee. +1 to you!
SpaceGK
Enjoy your 1/100 chance!
Fahargo
Honestly it's slot greater than that. You only really fight two teams on your way out of spawning location. 50 people are dead usually then.
SpaceGK
I agree that it's not exactly 1% because tactics, skill, etc. But in solo matches with 99 other players only 1% of the players win
VictorPlsson
PECADO! Aaand dead.
yevsky
pecado! win the fight there and die to the zone 2 minutes later
NakedBurrito
This looks like rust when you pick up an airdrop after spawning.
MorrighanWolf
-laughs in finnish- Hoi4 in the The Winter War, 1930s...HAKKA PALLĖĖĖĖĖ HAKKA PALLĖĖĖĖĖ HAKKA PALLĖĖĖĖĖ HAKKA PALLĖĖĖĖ!
CurlzGoneWild
Is it wrong that I'm scared to play in a squad? I'm so bad & I don't want people to hate me ... I die a lot.
FarOrangeLex
just try it out... they wont hate you for being bad. Im a bad player too but i learned a lot from good squad members
iwnnagohgher
I was just about to say PUBG. But you win with that gif. lmao
Fahargo
Currently is have a 14.5% chance of surviving in my battlegrounds game.
KingTommyOfFroopyland
TheM3mesofProduction
Escape From Tarkov. God help me
Famoustoupeesfor200
Fuckin same
pluviofile
Guess school is back in session...
igaveuponnamingthisaccount
We're so fucked ????
Fulltato
One of you is.
admiralawesome4213
*laughs in dark souls*
Dtzimotzyegh
shit outta luck
HoeBabies
Fortnite for me, and I’m so dead
nefets
we are dead indeed
TheBestRussian
Fortnite Saving the World. I have good weapons and storage, but shit schematics.
xtsnx
Same, Love the game, but fuck me i suck at it lol
capitalsm
Better find a bush
avodroc
Same
weeberry
Same
LankyFrog
damn 5% win rate sounds even worse in real life
DeliaNox
Dark souls
removekarling
You'll live. Forever. Just don't give up...
ThisIsCray
Christ I'm so bad at that game. I wish they took the building part away from it. I'm not a fan of people suddenly building a Fort in 0.3s
chonkywayner
Try PUBG then
TheBestRussian
Watch TheMyth building on YouTube. The kid is nuts.
amishcannoli
Building is the point. Do you prefer pre-assembled Lego kits too?
JunkbatmainOberbatch
I'm not usually an antagonist, but the building mechanic is EXACTLY what sets it apart from other BR's alongside simpler weapons & graphics
JunkbatmainOberbatch
for you to actually suggest removing their core mechanic boggles my fucking brain
xtsnx
yeah the building shit annoys me about it, but just build my own shi haha