Returning what was borrowed

Sep 5, 2023 9:58 PM

The missing stapler is a 5sf and the video is shorter than the slideshow. Coulda just posted that

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What delightful romp of random +1

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#28

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#3 I thlammed my penith in the car door

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masterful gambit sir

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#2

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The Ceno surely bites.

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#48 Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in joots.

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#17 cringy. Take your damned upvote!

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Who else remembers Monster Hunter?

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#3 Wait, was Daffy a martian this whole time? That explains a few things about Duck Dodgers.

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No, it's just that he's had it shot off so many times it doesn't really fit the way it used to anymore.

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#2 STARS

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#40

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I like the mičitary ones

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Does anyone remember the name of the cartoon #35 is from?

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Brickleberry?

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#23 I'm a masochist. I like all my pokemon in premier balls. *especially* the legends. It's always the hard way.

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You must have loved catching the roaming legendaries. I have nightmares of hitting Raiku with hypnosis just to have it run like

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Fortunately I did not pick up this habit until after gen 3 at least. But next time I go hunting roamers I know how to build a specialist gallade

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#9 If you're gonna do weird kinky shit, wait until the kid's out of the house. If they're home, quiet stealth sex.

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#8 as a former Soldier... Yeah. I've done training briefings like this. This was the Alpha and Omega of the brief.

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#15 @MyOtherRideIsAValkyrie

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Thanks, I hate it

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*jazz hands*

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#3 I think Daffy is a martian

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#3 MARVIN!

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#5 Got me good!

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#30 and #41 - If these didn't have the Onion logo on them, I'd yotally believe them. In fact, while reading the SCOTUS one, I'd be expecting to see that Amy Coney Barrett was one of the 5 who voted to classify women as service animals.

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#39 "Missing", by 5 Second Films. https://youtu.be/UiyDmqO59QE?si=bU_QrND6R-phcKaU check them out, they've got a TON of fantastic stuff like this!

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You da man! It gave me a good chuckle but I didn't know the source

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Lots of good stuff here. #35 Dark, but funny. #45 Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

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#19 The only role he ever turned down was a dinner roll!

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when you are cutting 4 alimony checks every month and supporting a 5th wife, you don't have much choice.

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Yeah, I like teasing about him and he always tries to be better than the material they give him. I'd like to see him do another film with Bill Fichter, they had good chemistry together.

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#1 How about this one: At the end of the Shivering Isles expansion the Champion of Cyrodiil becomes the Prince of Madness meaning that The Sheogorath we see in Skyrim is the Champion of Cyrodiil.

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7/11 was a part time job!

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Or perhaps the Champion of Cyrodiil just lost his mind in the Shivering Isles and never even met Sheogorath in the first place.

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That's awesome, but really it's just because bethesda doesn't think ahead, they're just incompetent writers. I mean we're talking about the same people who decided to make up the warp in the west as a means of explaining that every ending in daggerfall actually happened and also didn't happen and it's all a matter of perspective because a dragonbreak caused time to get fucked, therefore it doesn't matter what choices you made in daggerfall because in morrowind they all happened but also didn't.

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The entire plot of oblivion and Skyrim can be very directly traced back to your character in morrowwind who basically taps a diety level domino and sets off multiple versions of the apocalypse. Oops.

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For fun, do The Shivering Isles first, then do the Sheogorath daedric quest.

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'Praying to yourself sir?'

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#46 I'm here from the future. Please explain

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Jesus.

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Lego loss.

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Jesus christ. How many tiers is that? I may be autistic, but I'm not got-that-joke autistic.

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Only includes knowledge of 1 other meme, so tier 2.

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You may be autistic, but I'm not... I just spend way too much time on this hellsite.

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Thank you. Could you please explain the "loss" part?

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I get that the guy was Legolas. I just dont understand how "loss" is represented

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It’s a parody of another comic called loss that can be represented by lines in this format making it a Lego version of “loss” see the legacy section of the wiki page people are posting.

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