CobaltAzurean

180780 pts · July 2, 2016


The only thing you need to know about me is that in 4th grade for Gifted & Talented we made a magazine, so I parodied Tommy LaSorda from Ultra Slim-Fast ads, swapped the Before and Afters, drew a bloated bottle called Ultra Fast-Fat w/ "Give us a week, we'll put on the weight!"

In celebration of my cakeday, here's a meme I made

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ninja master finally finds inner peace with shredditation

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"Dillon, you son of a bleep!"

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The second least realistic thing is Dick Jones didn't have his own private bathroom, I mean c'mon

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How it feels to sit on the toilet and see the snow finally melting outside

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Jiambi Luc Picard has had enough of your shit >:E

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"Paint me like one of your french feminists"

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The Owls Are Not What They Seem

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The squiggly line is like a good rug, it really ties the whole meme together

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"Is that news, John Wayne? Is it meme?"

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thumb war veterans rise up

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netflix and chill the fk out dude

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It's always wicked packed on Fridays

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based on a true story

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SSsshh it's on, shut up, shut up

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the "OOPS." heard around the world

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The best thing is his name was Drake Mallard

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Back To The 1984th Dimension!

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"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"

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it'll happen more frequently as you get older

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1-800-dominos, dudes and dudettes

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what's the best style and why is it castle?

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time to dust off the ol jump to conclusion map

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SouthParkCrippleFight.gif

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have you ever heard of a mountain chicken (sound on)

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"Hickory what? Smoked what?" "FROM A CUP"

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is it though?

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TIL that's why they call it a blitzen in football

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25 years ago today, we got Malkovich Malkovich'd

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spoiler alert

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"are ya gooning right now, son?"

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"we're a rescue team, not assassins" -dutch (sound on)

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rip my guy

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Poo deng has entered the chat

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moo deng is a mood (sound on)

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some people just want to watch the world burn

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so this is what it's like if God was one of us

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winamp gang rise up

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save us, virgil brigman!

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pondor has no king, pondor needs no king

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become ungovernable

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the original 3am cheese goblin

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she's a witch, burn her

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"Now during this trial, you're going to hear the word panties a lot, so let's get those giggles out of the way now."

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8" floppy gang ironically rise up

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thirty-seven dollar bill y'all is the name of my favorite limp bizkit album

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shaquille o'neal can be the spokesman, play that whole shackfu angle with the fights

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"Move over, Patrick. There's a new saint in town, and he's here to slay a different kind of dragon"

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not even if it was a succulent meal, a succulent chinese meal

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This Cowboy Bebop reboot is hilarious (sound on)

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earthlink gang rise up (slowly)

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aXtro boy has entered the chat

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A day in the life of a xennial

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StrollerNet: "Hasta la vista, baby"

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I was there, OOBandalf, 30 yrs ago in the mid 90s for the Winnuke Wars as a mIRC-for-hire

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saw my first truck with a snow plow so apparently its winter now

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