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Aug 1, 2016 4:50 PM
SidiusFate
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AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
Yasss I love ring pops
mycatToastwasafatasshole
"Oh hey, resin rings. Can't be that expens- never mind."
ocwest
What flavors are these?
CorneliusCornwall
Those
Idontlikechoices
I mean, they are cool and all, but I can't help but thing abour Ring Pops when I see them.
quesadillascorrupt
forget a diamond, give me one of these.
BongoMonkeyPooPooPlatter
Looks like Sauron is trying to make a little money on the side
aphRoDietes
I need #11 in my life!
ChapsMcGee
I was gonna get my gf one of those for our six month anniversary. Then she dumped me
craftinscrap
they take 5-6 weeks to make so if she hadn't dumped you b4 u got the ring she definitely would have b4 it arrived. jk. im sorry
adrizen
Didn't know I wanted this
FrogonFire
I know what I'm buying myself for whatever occasion I come up with :)
Blackbird2Raven
It makes me depressed that I can't crawl inside them.
Midez6
This oddly turns me on....
cbh3
Ima save the artists some time. Don't mass produce. This seems like a lot of work..
MRCLOUDPISS
Only a lot of work if you don't have a system to work to
Esrar
Those
TomatoeMilkshake
They are truely truely truely outrageous
positronic
I got my girlfriend one of these (which took almost 6 weeks) and she said, "thank you".
Midez6
She didn't like it?
positronic
She loved it, that's why she said thanks.
Midez6
Yeah but my reaction to this does not equal to her reaction to this. And I don't even have one...
positronic
"Thank you" wasn't ALL she said.
Midez6
Oh, well the way you wrote the original comment was the reason why I even commented.
jimmyformallyknownasnonchronicprematureejaculaterhobbs
SillySkeebadee
Where does one acquire one of these
Laloup
Answers plz.
Raptorwolf98
Check the top comment.
Raptorwolf98
Https://www.mysecretwood.com Yes, it is a weird link, but it's real.
igotdippingsticks
You have to visit the old man in the cave to start the side quest. He'll give you some medicine to bring to his sick granddaughter
SillySkeebadee
I love side quests
Zolars
Meeeeeehhhhhh! Beautiful! @NitroSpazzz
ThinkBackwards
something something CAPTAIN PLANET!
killmizer
God damnit, beat me to it.
MrSpankalot
With these powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
JesseSlayer
Protect the environment, or i'll ****ing kill you!
Camoomoo
Does anyone know how heavy they are on average? And also, how to sneakily get someone's ring size?
tatopotato
Measure their finger while they're asleep. If they wake up, end them. No witnesses.
BishlamekGurpgork
Correct me if I'm wrong, but mightn't this defeat the purpose of getting their ring size?
tatopotato
Not if nobody knows they're dead.
BishlamekGurpgork
By defeating the purpose, I mean that you fail in the goal that measuring them was meant to achieve - which I assume was to buy them a ring.
BishlamekGurpgork
(3)On a totally random note, all of those posts by sheer coincidence use exactly the character limit. I am disproportionately proud of this.
BishlamekGurpgork
(2)I mean, I guess you could still buy them a ring, but at this point, why would you? Unless the whole point was to put it on their corpse.
OmegaZen
Too bad the shape is fugly otherwise they're amazingly beautiful. And wood.. eugh. Craft level: 99, choice of shape+wood continuity: 2/7
blackjack9619
Hey I'm a guy... And I want one. Is that weird?
starkarcadia
Nope! Not weird at all. :) If I could afford this I'd buy 'em
CycloneSP
well, in ancient times wealthy men wore just as much jewelry as women do. As it allowed them to display their wealth and power. too bad we
blackjack9619
Yeah if only it was still then... If only. Well still if I save enough money I'm going to get one! May take awhile though.
CycloneSP
don't do that as much today. instead we buy cars and houses... and those are a lot harder to lug around with us.
boom1chaching
I'm pretty sure these rings give you elemental powers...
scienceisthepursuitoftruthnotdogma
Anyone have a clue as to the longevity of rings made with this type of jewelry resin?
Otirik17
It began with the forging of the great rings...3 were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings... +
Otirik17
7...were given to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.... +
Otirik17
And 9...9 rings were gifted to the race of men....who above all else....desired power...
OvariesLordRansSama
These rings add +1 to your magical element of choice.
boobphysicist
is there a dank memes element?
samsonguy920
Pretty sure these rings add 10 to your charisma and +45% to your Getting Lucky chance.
SHiNiXiA
$100+ for just that? For that price, these rings should give me a random Necronomicon God respawn every 10mins to fight for me.
danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
SHiNiXiA
Borderlands reference? If so, good one! Those bandits XD
danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
Skyrim
SHiNiXiA
Ah! My bad.
anunimaginativeusename
Dude, I'm putting these in my DND campaign.
CycloneSP
should make one of them actually curse some one as a plot element, to keep them always on their guard about shiny rings! :D
BlueSpaceLizard
That goes without saying ;)
TheWayADrillWorks
Once I was playing in a low-level Pathfinder campaign and the bard put on a ring without knowing what it does. Turned out to be a >
TheWayADrillWorks
Ring of Gaseous Form, and he turned into gas. Trouble was, he couldn't get it off, because he was gas.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
I don't think I have a good enough bank account to look at this.
CarlyandHobbes
Damn fine username you have there.
MrKibbs
it's 180 bank account.
Feralkyn
While they're gorgeous, they're too big as rings, imo... I'd love a pendant of one or the like.
ForeverIrrelevantUsername
I'd put the ring on a chain and wear is as a pendant, personally.
Feralkyn
BUT THEN IT WOULD BE UPSIDE DOWN
ForeverIrrelevantUsername
YEAH BUT STILL SUPER PRETTY
tomyironmane
looks like art involving wood and some kind of resin. The really expensive part is potentially the craftsmanship...
LordChanticleer
I'm going to tell my boyfriend to get my engagement ring from this site. $90 to $145 isn't bad for an engagement ring.
rrnk
Here's the link mysecretwood.com
GoldDustWoman1995
I clicked on the link and as it was loading I thought about my life choices realizing it most definitely could be porn instead
rrnk
You were thinking about your life choices or a porn site about secret woods?
SeekerOfUsernames
I can confirm, this username is godly
Alivid
relevant yourself seeker
doodybird
Poor as fuck. It's like $.04 worth of wood and $.05 of epoxy. Could rip this thing out with a belt sander and a buffer in less than an hour.
littlesquishablecake
So do it :)
doodybird
You're overestimating the quality and complexity of this "jewelry". They even left bubbles in the resin ffs
TK421isAFK
Seeing as it would take longer than that just for the resin to cure, I don't think you have a clue what you're talking about.
EnderPanda13
I'll be making some in the future for around $20-30
YouMadeMeSignIn
https://www.mysecretwood.com/
CerealForDinDins
Because its only made from coloured resin and simply crafted wood, you should find rings that look exactly like this for cheaper price.
LordChanticleer
I have resin. I'm going to try it.
BachelorGourmet
Hell, with the right materials and some practice, you could produce your own for around 40 bucks, and you could make many.
kansas555
Between $90 and $130 depending on the style. Much more "affordable" than they look.
BachelorGourmet
Someone with the right tools could make their own for dirt cheap.
TheLurkIsReal
Yes, that is how capitalism works. People without the skill to do something trade currency for goods or services.
BachelorGourmet
Still, that mark up is banana sandwiches. They're pretty, sure, but they're just wood and epoxy.
Bunsbuggy
And lot's of time which is the price determining factor here
TheLurkIsReal
Oh yeah, the price is definitely high. But saying "Someone with the right tools could do it on their own" works for literally everything. :p
caprica007
Only $90
KimchiRice
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ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Now that's a price a Bulge can afford!
iamlurkerllama
the one i want is $160.00
BakeryBitch
Do you have a link so i can casually send it to my boyfriend
BigAdam
Sod off. I could make that, and I'm an idiot. ... sod it, I think I will when I get paid. You watch Imgur, and fear my doing shit powers.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Only one is $90... The others are like $130+
ILikeCedarTrees
Well one is $110
cooliolikeice
Not only one several are 90....
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Oh I just looked at the first 4 or 5
Hidatsu
Only
ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking
$90
ryanmason
It's out of my price range, but that doesn't seem like an unreasonable price.
Taihennami
For a ring that looks this good, that's actually a pretty good price.
YouAreMyFetish
Tfw you have 2 cents in your bank account
RainbowGandalf
Just get a credit card. They're basically free money ;)
TheLionSatan
Free money that bites you in the ass
Ketheres
At least your's is positive
YouAreMyFetish
True thanks for that boost of positivity
SgtV3n0m
Got a link?
dogfrost9
https://www.mysecretwood.com/collections/our-rings
Thekman777
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joshthemeerkat
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ragingcatfish
My secret wood? I actually waited until I was off company WiFi to click this link. Just in case.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
That was my old porn site...RIP.
luv4yella
点
Uratashi
(笑)
Dassault62
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IGotCharlieWork
Link please please??
Raptorwolf98
Check the top comment.
diamondkat
https://mysecretwood.com/
Sugarcrotch
risky click of the day
OnlyBegottenDaughter
i know, right?
SeregRauko
Danish brown gravy: https://www.mysecretwood.com/
BeckysaurusRex
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Captainrock1
......
Whatisthesecretofsoylentgreen
BubbleSquadCommander
God damn. I expected them to cost ALOT more.
CerebrawlHemmorage
Well, it's wood and resin, not precious metal and gems, so you're mostly paying for labour, design and profit.
BubbleSquadCommander
I guess so but still looking at them I honestly expected it to cost more they are very well done!
Polarisesque
$168,000 for 700 tiny snow forests if your wondering
LostInUserSub
.doot
MagnustheJust
ROFL-snicker/giggle... secret wood
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
Mener du brun sovs?
SeregRauko
Mmmmm.. Brun sovs..
Skilgannon92
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Vad0k
Start saying: hey girl, wanna see my secret wood
Jayhawk92
Damn, these are pretty cool
iputmittensonmykittens
Last time I checked this site out, the teeny tiny flower options weren't there. So cute!
Dylanp629
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Raptorwolf98
Dot
Thedailywumbo
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RearAdmiralFloyd
Fuck it, he's a fucking wizard, no other way.
justaboringperson
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kha5010
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Zultharr
"Want some magic in your ring?"
Fr3nchT0ast
Reading the comments is like
murlokotam
In the end it says: And now we will show you a catoon. Connecting to server...no connection.
PMMeYourBoobamagickThingies
........
kha5010
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Andromidous
That url
ToMatomoto
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PissedMahPants
These are really nice.
shallowHALey
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AlwaysUpvoteAvatar
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Vortanexus
But why why WHY would they pick such a porn site name for this amazing and very non-porn product??
chezbalz
Autodots! Roll Out!
MajorStra
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R4spootin
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morhaeg
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Savyac
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at0micSunflower
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sonic745
Thank you.
ImLyingToYouMan
Dot diddly
MisterRangotango
it took me way too long to understand why you wrote "Danish brown gravy"... might be because im Danish and you made me fucking hungry
SeregRauko
Hilsen fra Nordvest!
MisterRangotango
2100 dobbelt skudhul makker!
SeregRauko
Tror nu der er flere skudhuller i 2400 end i 2100. Hehe..
ScottHitz
Really not priced unreasonably high. Thanks for the link!
Nawoi
with booming business comes longer delivery delay :3
NoiseGenerator
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MOTHERFUCKINGJUDAS
Confess
Doot
Salazar098
Sweet, thanks.
Bananapicker
Yummy sauce
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfMichaelCeraEveryGotYou
Doot
myrouterisonfire
Nice, wife will like one of these!
onefootout
I like you. :)
boobphysicist
yeah she should like something from secret wood
ihatewarmpickles
Fuck me in my gaping asshole, $90 is not bad at all. I seriously would buy a couple. Do they last though? Anyone ever buy one?
justaprofile01
That's the cheapest one
Comito
Okay, bend over.
boobphysicist
bend over
MatchTheboX
After looking at reviews and stuff, people are pretty satisfied and they last long if not exposed to water
ihatewarmpickles
Welp, I live in humidity central, A.K.A. Chicago, so they wouldn't last too long, but I'd still buy it
inconspicuouselephant
Sounds like a pain in the ass here in the south. Humidity, sweat, rain, etc. It'd last a month at most.
MatchTheboX
There's also a one month warranty, so you got that going for you
ElonMustToke
shouldn't they be protected by a hardened outer substance?
ihatewarmpickles
SeregRauko
Hehe.. "Hardened".. http://sdsandwiches.com/butt-head-small.jpg