BakeryBitch

50382 pts · November 13, 2011


I got more tail than that PetCo, you faker than some Sweet'N Low Yeah, you got some silverware, but really are you eating though? More green than my Whole Foods and I'm too fly, Jeff Goldblum. http://i.imgur.com/eewjp06.jpg http://i.imgur.com/TyPxAhu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/coke8s6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pil2MhH.jpg

Took my cat to the vet and they had the nerve to give me back a bat in a lampshade instead of my cat

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I like my wine like my personality: Sweet, white, and cheap. 

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I'm supposed to be studying for a huge test I have tomorrow so here's a kitten and puppy dump. Enjoy.

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I heard its National Dog Day so here's a picture of my old pupper!

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Every day I walk by this house and every day there's more signs.

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Merry Christmas from me and Kevin, the cat! (It's his first Christmas, how special) 

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I just graduated from culinary school so I wanted to share some of my favorite things I've done because I'm really excited and really proud of myself.

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This is Kevin. He's my little nugget and I love him.

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I made my boy a T-shirt and he actually wore it...

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I just graduated from culinary school you guys!!

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I was having a rough day in class today but at least I've never done this.

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I made a mini loaf of challah the other day and today I made it into french toast.

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I captioned the mountain picture on the front page because I thought it portrayed my relationship perfectly.

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When bakers get bored they make baby items.

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MRW my 3:30 am alarm goes off.

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I've been laughing for ten years

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I live in Connecticut but thanks Facebook

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So much for overnight delivery. Thanks UPS.

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I'm now sitting in my dorm in my pajamas with the stupidest grin on my face.

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The weekly mental breakdowns will all be worth it when they hand me that sweet, sweet diploma.

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I had blocked this painful memory from my mind until now.

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This is what happiness looks like.

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"Hey....Hey come look over here!" *stab* "OH FUCK YOU GREG"

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I made a perfect little blueberry and cheese danish.

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But I don't want to drain any water and waste my bath bomb

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Found this on Facebook. I'm crying. Real tears are coming from my eyes right now

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Relationship goals

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I'll be rich in no time.

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I've been awake for 30 hours on only 3 hours of sleep and I'm not even tired anymore so here's a dump.

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I thought now might be a good time to share my socks that have kitten paws on the bottom.

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Are these even still a thing

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I turned breakfast into a cake...

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MRW I went to Dave and busters for the first time ever.

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Works wonders.

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You know that upside down smiley face emoji? That's me right now.

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Today's the one year anniversary of me getting my nipples pierced.

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I'm extremely proud of this cake I made so I wanted to share.

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Hi my name's bakerybitch and I'm becoming a pastry chef. Give me attention

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I'm really proud of all the things I've been making in class lately.

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MRW I hate wine but I have to take a wine tasting class.

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I almost threw up when I saw my account in the negative

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The closer my finals get the more I feel like Jon Snow.

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Somebody ask me questions about the wines of France and Italy.

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I had a pretty rough day so here's some puppies, mostly to make myself feel better

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I took this bomb ass picture with my phone in class today.

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Came home from college for a couple of days. I think my cat missed me.

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This ginger root is bigger than my hand. I found it at Stop and Shop, of all places.

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Giving your first blowjob like

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I got my first real injury from Culinary school today...

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This was two weeks ago

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I'm a college student.

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Starch casting liquor cordial centers.

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I've been packing to move (without him) all day. he won't stop climbing in my suitcases. I might cry.

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I'm pretty proud of how the black forest cake I made for Easter turned out.

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I'm only 19 but this has been my life for at least the past year.

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My Shea butter candle turned orange

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I'm not much of an artist, but I'm really proud of how my first project for my Principles of Design lab turned out.

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My cat likes to sit like this and browse Imgur with me.

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I've never related to a post more than I do this one.

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The fire alarm went off at 11:30 last night.

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