Savage af
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look guys, it's a chairy tree!
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Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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Took a picture of a fox. It wasn't happy.
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SHAMPOO!
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Why does my "lesbian couple" emoji look like the time those men dressed as the powerpuff girls to rob banks?
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ridiculously photogenic dog
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I think I just saw my future
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my printer is a dirty little bitch
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MRW I lift the lid of the pizza box
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"if I walk reeeaalllyyy slowly maybe they won't notice me."
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52
MRW i'm at the club and my jam comes on
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175
raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by James P. Sullivan
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MRW the pen I just bought doesn't work
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say it with disney!
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dishonor on you. dishonor on your cow.
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opposable thumbs
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sorry grandma
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beauty and the
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MRW trying to get on a train during rush hour
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231
MRW the guy i bring home pops his willy out and it's tiny as fuck
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I'll have the meat and two vag please, with a side of cameltoefu
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423
so apparently my new tree frog looks like Roz
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every fucking year
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65
..what if I have my ex's name tattooed on my body AND I'm having a bad day?
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76
TOOTHLESS PARTY
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335
So Matt Lucas just popped up on Tinder
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Scumbag Housemate
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Jesus Crust: He died for our singe
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10
Insanity Cock
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GO FORTH, MY FRIENDS, AND MULTIPLY. OR SUBTRACT.
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154
MRW I'm late for work but my bf wants morning sex
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1846
so my friend had an ultrasound today
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142
Kid I work with accidentally crushed a snail, he felt so bad he cried until I gave him a plaster to "fix" it
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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8
math jokes
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158
the REAL kung fu panda
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MRW my housemate tells me i'll have the house to myself for the next week
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Insanity Cock
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88
MFW doing the walk of shame this morning
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9779
so we have a spider's nest at work and it's fucking hatching.
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found him!
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so my local supermarket has started selling big brown cocks
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162
one of these hot air balloons is not like the other
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86
so I told my dad I'm gay. he bought me this.
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bleat bleat motherfucker
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126
Harry Potter Studio Tour!
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FFS NINTENDO THE BACK OF THE MASK LOOKS LIKE A BUTTHOLE
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643
loafers
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635
apparently spring cleaning came early this year
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135
MRW a guy grabs my arse on the street
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3657
Parenting 101
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when someone tells me to calm down during an argument
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If you had these in school, you were one of the cool kids
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62
what does a nosy pepper do?
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120
MRW being attacked by a wasp
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198
MRW i'm totally broke and living on noodles and my housemate asks if i want a takeaway, his treat
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3031
Consuela? Is that you?
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"Liquid filled" D:
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70