burneraccount2178
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me irl
Yes, printed screenshots. As in, she took the screenshots, then had them printed at Walgreens.
They were when I was at the gym, work, and the grocery store.
Edit: this is completely uncharacteristic of her. Obligatory “everything was going so well, she said she was fine”
whyohwhyohwhy1
You see it, you be it. She thinks you're cheating, because she's cheating. Run.
thenightsbotch
If your relationship is good just say ‘what’s all this about you weirdo?’ I would with my partner.
IAmAGoodNoodle
She either thinks you're cheating or is trying to off you
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Start following her so next time she checks it says you are behind her. Wear a ski mask
TerriMessy
Maybe her mum or something thinks you're cheating and this is her low tech way of showing she can track you and had no reason to doubt you?
TheZade
Its obvious, she has hired a hitman and wants to make sure he can find you at various times when she has an alibi elsewhere
buffalowineguy
If she hired a Hitman, I doubt she would have the locations printed at Walgreens.
PantaloonPrincess
Yep
Blrp0
Could just provide the addresses...
pipseslips
what if she’s like planning something sweet involving others?? like a proposal, surprise or a freakin flash mob
RVAALLDAY
This has happened fr
oddoregano
Totally what I thought
SophieClockwise
STINKPICKEL
Don't listen to this hitman stuff, your wife is a hands on type. Now if you catch her watching "Wives with Knives" on Discovery, WORRY !
gatharen
No, more likely hiring a private investigator of sorts. She thinks you're cheating bro.
iwouldshootobytwice
Why would she need to print out past locations to do that?
Kerbe7335
Because email and IM is a digital trail.
WestonsCat
Any hitman worth their salt wouldn’t want any documents to link them to the client. At least I don’t..
jimmityjammity
Physical documents can be burned very easily, digital files/communication briefs have a horrific paper trail and no easy true delete option
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
This seems to be what 99% of the comments are saying...I thought she just doesn’t trust him. What am I missing regarding offing him?
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Not cheating if he’s at work, the gym, or the grocery store. Those are all acceptable places to be.
justonemorepicturepls
BS, her being handed the print outs by an investigator she hired to track @OP is so much more likely than a hired killer.
LurkyLurkerLurkin
Leave it to imgur to go down the hired killer route.
Yesisaidthat
That makes more sense
LabResults
I don't know why but this post makes me wanna take a screenshot of it, print it and then put the printed screenshot in my glovebox.
ImgurTheDownvote
electroencephalographically
I don’t know why but this comment wants to make me print myself, take a screenshot of it and put myself in your glove compartment
blaid0
I guess I don't need to tell you it's time for an open and mature conversation. Good luck.
iamthemadz
Replace them with screenshots of where she is.
WhichIsIt
Genius!
thechillpilgrim
Mechanic.... Tell her you've cancelled your life insurance
Tortillaboy1
jkbada
She's tracking your movement for a surprise party. You ruined it asshole!
mikeatike
Surprise party with a hitman.
carrionstorm
You don't happen to have a large life insurance policy do you @op ?
MikeMcAwesome91
These comments should be very helpful.
kilonevada
Trufflesniffer
She hired a hitman...
reclusivegiraffe
dude keep us updated, that’s several levels of weird.
OCDdriver
Printing implies a ‘shared reference’. Either she wants to be sure she has those addresses on hand to find you in an emergency, or she 1/2
OCDdriver
2/2 is sharing your ‘routine’ with someone. PI? Is SHE cheating? IDK man, ask about it casually, assume the best.
funkmaster40
She thinks he is cheating. She is tracking him and checking the locations he spends long amounts of time to see if it is a house or hotel.
MyUsernameCouldBeWorseItCouldBeMonday
You're an expert on this subject I see
funkmaster40
Nah I don't fuck around with that bullshit. Just seems more logical than she is hiring people to follow him and stuff.
LilMuffen
She thinks you're cheating but if she finds out herself you know about the photos she will assume it's true because you didn't confront her
TuityFrooty
“Hey honey, are you trying to have a hit man kill me?” But casual like.
LadyInBlue14
bezobzira
Honey, never get the cheapest hitman, he slipped and dropped the gun and confessed everything through tears
TheDairyPope
The sobbing was a bit much, but when he shat himself, that was over the top.
coffeebaby
LMAO! While he's eating a bowl of cereal.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
kumisz
LabResults
Following conversation: No honey, I would never have a hitman poison your cereal -I never mentioned cereal -You didn't? -No *OP stops eating
Fleecie
My advice.. turn location services off, change up routine, tell friends what's happening, seek a PI or legal help.
Bystandr
That would seem to be some kind of a message.
twentyfivehundred
Better print this post to have it on paper. I guess.
IWannaShowYouThis
Disable all location services. Contact authorities. Speak plainly to them. Ask for a detective.
SmokingGandalf
Leave the phone at her sisters all day one day and see what happens
sellcrazysomewhereelse
omg that will do it.
crota
Divorce. That's gonna happen.
NonstopRampage
Before or after she drowns the kids in a hysterical fit of rage?
BlastFX
Preferably after.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Install a location spoofer on your phone. Set it to Amsterdam a few hours after you leave for work.
boatymcboatfaceplant
What if @OP lives in Amsterdam?
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Amunsend
AVaguelyInconspicuousMutt
Don't do this. You don't know how the subject will react.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Yes we do! MURDER SUICIDE!
LadyWidebottom
Yeah but at least it'll cost her a fortune to send the hitman out there after him.
itslikedejavualloveragain
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
So, she suspects you're cheating. May be time for a conversation.
PixelPolice
It could be the opposite though and she is staking out his routine looking for an opportunity... but the devil lurks in the subconscious
agentarcher
Or she could just be another crazy chick. There are quite a few of those running around.
lastzombiehunter
you should have sex w/ whore don't use condoms
BoatswainsMate
Ah the old sword of truth trick
OwwMyButt
Who hurt you?
Kodaxmax
but why print them out?
williamross7
to go to there.
Kodaxmax
what?
williamross7
to follow the map
Kodaxmax
it was a screenshot, no need to print it out.
byohzzrd
Uh, why go through the effort print the "innocent" locations? You print evidence of guilt not "I was at the gym, dumbbitch."
Stuebydoo
Maybe they're the locations she knew and just threw in the glovebox
byohzzrd
Yeah. That makes sense as well. Still creepy and over the top.
Stuebydoo
Maybe she's really into the playing the long joke, and it's all a massive setup
Copperbrat
It's possible she didn't print them, but a hired PI did.
Clumsymelissa
I would demand my money back if my PI used Walgreens for printing.
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Yeah, that’s why they were in glovebox. She met him in a parking lot and he handed the photos over.
Wewantedthefunk
^ this guy private investigators. That's a very likely scenario here.
Bonchoman
May be time for dumping her. This behavior lis a bad sign. Period.
trianglecircleline
They’re married. Not dating.
vindik8or
There it is. The go-to imgur advice for all relationships ever.
only90skidswillgetthis
Be miserable, like me
GerberLegalTeam
It's a bad sign, but ending the marriage should never be the FIRST place you go.
AlgaliareptNewt
I would absolutely end the marriage if my partner trusted me so little she had to stalk me.
zdriver984
This. Exactly. Also ending a marriage is almost always the right idea if shit like this is happening.
GerberLegalTeam
Personally I would put a great deal of effort into finding out where that lack of trust comes from and addressing the issue and fixing it.
GerberLegalTeam
I say this because I'm the stalker in this situation and right now, that's what we're doing, is putting a lot of work into fixing the 1/2
shorey66
Real adults talk first.
AlgaliareptNewt
Real adults get out of dangerous situations as soon as possible.
shorey66
Yeah but they don't throw away what might be years of happy marriage with getting the facts first.
nirach
That doesn't sound right. Surely we adults sulk and give the silent treatment until we're bitter old husks?
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
with their fists, like gentlemen.
shorey66
Well of course.
Cthulhukitten
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
instructions unclear, called my hand a cunt now it wont talk to me
Ubik360
I don't understand. Why print them out?
venalpha
based on OCDriver's comment, so they can be shared with someone, for emergency, or she wants someone else to know when they can come over
LivingThing
Hitman
dietderpsy
So she can put them on the wall like a serial killer.
manslut
So she can drive to those places and make sure they're not some bitch named Tiffany's house I guess. What even is Google Streetview
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I thought that she doesn’t trust him but survey says based on comments, she may be trying to hire a hit man...which I still don’t get
RocMage
Much more likely she's hiring a PI than a hitman.
itsamesupermariomomma
I dont get it either. I'm so confused.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Like...if it was hitman-related would’nt that be severely stupid and obvious evidence?
itsamesupermariomomma
I would also think any hitman worth his salt wouldnt want a paper trail.
itsamesupermariomomma
* Yes, I also think.(I worded that funny, sorry)
minotaur5150
a lot of 'hitman' are undercovers that would absolutely love it if you provided a paper trail
eateateatmorebacon
If you aren’t cheating on her, she probably is on you.
Snarknado4
whut
GuardianDinklage
I don’t follow
koops
She just wants to make sure op is where they said they were so they have time to do the dirty themselves.
GreenMeggsAndHam
It’s to say that she’s projecting her guilt of cheating on to OP, who is not.
Muttons1337
Which is not always the case, but does happen quite a bit. Still kind of a leap to tell a stranger.
Wanderingmaniac
Clearly, or you'd have printouts of locations.
skinny87
But she does!
RNeao
Some say a SO paranoid that you're cheating, is cheating and feeling guilty. But that doesnt account for ppl with trust issues or insecurity
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Hes applying the thought process of a teenager to adults
Yuken
Anxiety may cause unreasonable fears. Even if she trusts you 100%, she might need proof to settle her anxiety. Just a possibility.
D1129
If this were just anxiety, shots would be of him at unknown locations. Shots of his known locations are for someone else to see, hitman
ilhares
If you have 100% trust in somebody, you don't need 'proof'.
Yuken
You don't understand anxiety then.
ilhares
If you're that anxious, you aren't fully trusting of them. If you absolutely do not doubt, you do not need proof.
mecrookedfrenchy
locations are already proofs. but why to print them if not to share with someone else ?
WhichIsIt
It’s possible she was going to show them to her husband in a big “gotcha” presentation
WhichIsIt
Or give them to a lawyer
ITalkAboutGoats
I suspect someone's cheating, but should it prove innocent, it might be a SHTF scenario idea. "This is all the common places he goes, I can
ITalkAboutGoats
Get there without having to depend on an unreliable cell service." But again, she's probs cheating.
slaitch
She thinks you might be cheating on her.
IFoldlyGo
Set up a routine so when your GPS changes, it text messages her phone. Soon she will message you asking to turn it off
mikeatike
Which means she probably is.
Happyhappjoyjoy
She wants to know when “the other one” needs to leave the house..., maybe.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
That's not as always true. Some people are spurned by previous partners and are then suspicious of everyone after that.
Chameleon56
That's true i had several gf's that would accuse me of cheating, when in reality i'm chill and doing nothing but working my ass off.
wildatheart499
Apparently they have been married for 18 years and this is the first time he has noticed her doing this. I'd look into her mental health.
burneraccount2178
But then why PRINT OUT screenshots of me at the gym? Or work? She knows what/where those place are. It’s like I go too many other places.
traintracker
Wtf!? Is that a yes?
bushidopirate
“Why print” is the real question... you can share screenshots an infinite number of ways. Of all this, that’s what confuses me the most.
GregCristal
Hard evidence in case you destroy the phone?
EmilyDraws
She might be projecting and actually be cheating on you. Very common practice.
LetsTalkAboutIt313
Is she a old? Old farts do stupid shit with technology all the time.
WillRambleOffTopic
Cheaters commonly project their insecurities about being caught by accusing their partner of the very crime they are committing.
Flexiblewarmth
She needs to have those to the spy who is tailing you.
massaka123
As long as they are not for a Hitman it should be a survivable dilemma
NonstopRampage
Really that depends on how much of a pussy the hitman is. OP might stuff his ass in a dumpster on Try 1.
LSAH
Unless she is getting someone else to print it for her, perhaps she doesn’t know how? Other idea, she’s cheating, uses it to know ur times?
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
A lot of ppl are saying hitman...go to the cops and ask if this is a common thing, if not, you know she just doesn’t trust you
TeamSpicyTacos
I agree, the lack of tech savvy is disappointing. Make sure you choose a girl with better skills soon.
TienDow
She may not be thinking entirely clearly. She's a woman who is afraid her world may be falling apart. Maybe reassure her someway?..dates..?
snipedthewrongguy
Most likely trying to build a case for a divorce lawyer, show infidelity, she doesn’t seem very smart though so get out before you sink 10yr
burneraccount2178
18.. it’s been a good life, no regrets.
Pepperpete123
Absolutely prepping for Divorce and is making sure she has documentation for justification. So sorry man. My ex wife's Lawyer had her do the
Pepperpete123
same thing. Reason I knew was because I was good friends with the Lawyer lol. It was a strange time. Cover...your...ass...dead serious.
allmostthere1234
Dude. Be a man first. 18yrs? Ask her wtf? And only a couple ways it can go from there. Lawyer up and it'll b a shit show b4 u know it.
allmostthere1234
If it doesnt look good. THEN lawyer up.Only takes an evening to get one. If u do 1st like my wife did, it'll escalate thing mayb didnt need2
alderaanprncess
Maybe she wants you to know she’s been tracking you. Maybe she started
alderaanprncess
because she was suspicious and now she’s obsessed with her fears and overwhelmed. Talk to her. It’s not for a f’in hit man...
AikoMizushima
Someone else may be spying on your phone for her.
BortymcBortfeis
Inspector Drebin, I presume
imgurj17
"I'm your wife now"
TheYoungGod
I want you to confront her about this so badly. Completely disregard that she was tracking you. "It's fucking 2019 Karen, who prints a...
imgurj17
Yea what a waste of paper, she could have just emailed them
TheYoungGod
Screenshot? Save them to the cloud like a normal person."
iamagrocerybag
My husband's ex once wrote out - by hand - an entire text message conversation to show her solicitor during family court proceedings.
burneraccount2178
How do you know my wife’s name??
CrustySandwichBread
Because all Karen's are crazy. The coincidence is just amazing.
Murtguy
It's always a Karen.. . Went out with one that had an array of fake Facebook accounts keeping tabs on people that she had blocked.
SparelyFunctional
If it was a hit, OP wouldn't be around to be posting. My question is, what led you to the excuse to go through the glove box?
tyrfin
Needed insurance or registration for renewal or needed info on one of the relevant forms people commonly keep in the glovebox?
SparelyFunctional
Sure sure, BUT OP said it was her vehicle, and if she left the papers in her glovebpx, she must have felt some sort of privacy.
SparelyFunctional
Which begs the question, what was OP snooping for?
tyrfin
I do all the vehicle maintenance/inspections etc on all our vehicles, I wouldn't think twice about going in the glovebox of my wife's car.
burneraccount2178
And wanted to share my routine with someone.
swisstraeng
or maybe one of her friend does the same and told her to do so.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Start making occasional trips to a PI. Just chat, for 15 mins and leave. Do it once a week at specific time lol
WhichIsIt
A lawyer
MacDaddySmitt
She wanted to throw them in your face.
burneraccount2178
“Yah! AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE AT THE GYM?!?! YOU ACTUALLY WERE!!! Liar!!”
TraumatizedByFerreroRoche
Dude... Obviously a Hitman. Watch your back my brother.
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
Happened to two neighbors. One hired someone to kill his wife successfully, the other was arrested for trying to hire an undercover FBI.
TreesNStuff
Hotdogs69
Love this movie!
YorkshirePudding25
Turn off location services, then if she confronts you about it you can confront her about why she doesn't trust you.
allmostthere1234
"to save battery" easy out bro
allmostthere1234
And i turn mine off just to save battery. No other reason honestly.
magicad
Yes, that's the healthy way. Not an honest 'hey, [term of endearment of choice], I found these in the car, what's up?'
RonnieHubbard
Look at you with your healthy relationship advice. Well some of us prefer awkward misery and don't appreciate your helpful tips
SlippperyNips
THIS
BortymcBortfeis
NO. DON'T ASSUME THERE IS TIME. sry caps
dietluigi
She's probably cheating, herself, if she's unjustly suspicious of you.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
One of my favorite past times is making burner accounts to post outrageous stories. Your comment is the main shit people reply
TheGeeB
This is definitely a possibility
StandAgainstTyranny
Happened to me. I chalked the semi-yearly inquisitions up to trust issues, but found out she'd been having LDA with BFF for years.
slaitch
Making them for a private investigator?
psyche8229
there for the hit man
snipedthewrongguy
I’m usually really good at my job but when following him......
CatStealer7th
I can confirm, was contracted to kill op
Josesharlo
I demand updates!!!
YourAuntieGrizelda
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jkbada
ArgentManor
The people want to know!
Chuk750
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jaqdem
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VikingVocals
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objectmaker
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rufisium
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doombabies
Doot
JosephsJunk
Dot
youknowwhatiamsaying
TheEuphinator
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thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
ilovecakes23
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Detos
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ThroCat
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mewtoo
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teadrinker25
Yes please
TextbooksandSkillsNOTNetflixandChill
Dot.
skeletalbong
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OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
Doot
valkyrie117
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FearInoculum
God I love drama
MrPoopyButtholeLovesMeeseeks
I love drama when it doesn't involve myself
tehboomer
Right? I avoid it like the plague, unless it’s someone else’s drama...then I’m front and center and want to know EVERYTHING.
screamingmexican
Doooooot
HideousMonkeyCrap
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Sebabanana
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RodgerRodger
whatthefuckisgoinon
Dot
mhoa
dododododododododododododododot
MamaMiaGonorrhea
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Verk80
T’would also be neat if I were to be included in these updates
Hotdogs69
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potatopatatotomatotamoto
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SqueakyBumTime
And me
VackPo
So many dots here. (.)
NukedStar
Dot
plustootwostoopid
BeetleDaddy
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aselleus
Omg yes
cigarguy007
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popejubal
Burneraccount2178 is now the first imgur user I've ever followed.
boudreauxjoel1235772
Me three!
hello91
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TheSwintonLion
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Sccoottt
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NowallIneedisabananaforscale
Me too
johnson64200324
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idclimbhimlikeatree
IamfunatpartiesIknow
OP, are you OK? Still alive?
IronCosmonaut
Would love updates to this. Hoping it’s a misunderstanding...
SomeOfMyDutiesAreTo
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normaldude101
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legofham
Me too!
LaforgeMRA
My dumb ass thought you meant on his location, as opposed to the story
CaptainCanada1984
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NoOneKnowsImLying
That too
samtherat6
We already have his location.
Josesharlo
Well I already had that information
yaryaribinx
I fucking laughed
minibois
I guess we just found his wife on Imgur.
KafkaPer
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RetardVillain
You stick your d in crazy
mysteriouscorgi
Still no update ?
ChampagneThursday
The amount of dots on this post is the funniest thing on Imgur right now.
WillNeverPost
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YourFosterParents
Scrolled through fast, saw no (OP) green. Got sad. Dootting along
lilzil1213
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SkyOkamy
MyDadsIphone
essbe
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
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MrMarsh
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Kyuukichi
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BaconTheHamurai
CrankyCat
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Thebluespace27
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RandomTurd
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Boltman
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Bla13d
Doot doot
nolongerlurking23
tofudisan
It's only reasonable
DS9WasBetterThanTNG
Double dot
waitTHISdoesntgohere
Welp
belzebob84
Maybe there is no update because she had OP killed!
ArgentManor
Doot
DarkTwiz
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absinthemindedprofessor
Perhaps it's time to place a tracker on her phone.
Mephistophel3s
Doot
wherethefuckdidthetimego
Dot
Herfacewhen
Please?
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Spoiler alert: OP does NOT deliver.
gnocchtastic
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ILikeCharmanderOk
Me forty one
ummmmwhaaaaat
justsignedupforthishit
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TheHellbilly
Update, please.
LivingThing
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cdnarmsdealer
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Batclam1
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Bernifal
Dots
mountainofpuppies
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mousezoey
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lelax
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NowallIneedisabananaforscale
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Jace1881
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paraglideme
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victorsuperspam2000
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scribetree
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lucivere
Dotted
dikkedon11
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Gunnwhale
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Ilove314159
Hell yes me too!
HereIsaUsernameAndItIsThisTheThingIAmWritingRightNow
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Terrathiel
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Trojan1109
He dead
smashley420420
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LiamBowers
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frogglesmash
Update: I am feeling a little sad.
andyanders1191
He ded
AssEaterForHire
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QuiXiuQ
When’s the next episode release??
GeraltOfRivia19
Orlith
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Canthar
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Agiamsa
MisterMayor
Dot
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loserisms
+1
Treebane
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Tenfe
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MisterMayor
Was kid
BlackStar7713
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iaddsan
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LayzeeBones
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MySpellingIsAtrociousIGoogledHowToSpellThat
Dottty dot dot
hayeszc84
Ellipses
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ogotai
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myweaknessisstrong
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TheToofFairy
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