HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave

75525 pts ยท July 11, 2015


Quotes in my head right now. Guess where they're all from and you win 1 internet! "What do these strange symbols mean?"---"The man who kills me will know." "Good evening pagans." "Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops. Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne..." "...and he just stands there waitin' for me to drive my truck straight through him, WITH LIGHT COMIN' OUT OF HIS MOUTH?" "I wanna go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"

Admit it. You can hear the theme song in your head.

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It's my cake day...

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RIP Richard Hatch

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It's Friday, Biatch!

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Gone too soon.

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For my Cakeday I present you with my least favorite "favorite", yet sadly my first "favorite".

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Aquaman quenches his thirst.

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How to deal with the "Clown Epidemic".

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Goddammit!

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Very Good,

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MRW I'm showing off my awesome tan, but I forgot my bourbon.

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Don't piss off Apollo.

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Best Buddy Cop Drama on TV

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The Gunfighter...and Ron F'ing Swanson.

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This guy gets it.

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War Pigs of Power - Game of Thrones Edition

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Brynden Blackfish-A True Badass

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Here's what I think of your SCALE!

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Figured out who I'm voting for.

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I want one!

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My dog. Fresh out of f#@%s to give.

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Varis being Varis.

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It's still in you.

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The Golden Pimp Slap - G.O.T. edition

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Nikola Tesla

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I heard the new Soylent energy bars are making people sick.

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RIP La Fayette Reynolds

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St. Patty's Day recovery.

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Hipster Glory

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Taking Russian Stereotypes and Turning Them Up To 11

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#TeamHuman vs. Evil Dead. Ash to the rescue!

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Had rude guests over for dinner. They're real pigs.

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Brewing beer. The best use of a Saturday.

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GoT SPOILER-You can say alot with your eyes...

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Dorm Hooch - A How-To Guide for Delinquents

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Trying to defatten my carcass...

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The ridiculously long Army of Darkness GIF-tastic Album

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MRW my post gets reported, and the 24hr Ban Hammer is unstoppable.

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MRW I hear someone talk about a new "cleanse"

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Apple Jack Sparrow - homebrew recipe-reposting my OC for St. Patrick's Day

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Homebrew selfie - how I got started

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It's OK everybody. They're just well armed patriots.

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That's mine! I said that's MINE BITCH!

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Priorities. They're Important.

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Cats are as$#@les. Except for Ben.

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Have a Hot cup of Testicles

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Stunt Driving Level: Black Belt

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I'd like to jump on the bandwagon, but...

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Tiny Festivus in a box.

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Found another creepy kid with a burning house in the background to meme...

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MRW my wife and I hear a couple arguing at a table nearby.

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The Duck's Guts

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His face...

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That one friend in high school...

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How to waste time on the internet, Method #4328

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Old School Level up session hurts - Legend of Dragoon

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Field Journal, Day 17

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Shut up King Aurthur. Future Man is here.

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ABC Warrior - Judge Dredd

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