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Jun 27, 2018 8:11 PM

UpvotingTheObvious

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Mobile "airbag"

Wow first time most viral... a little late but that's me with basically everything. If someone still sees this send some puppies ;)

..I’ve just read this on my phone while in bed. Lol ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have had hairy spider legs.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Drop at the top of some stairs... but the idea is not bad and......it‘s a bachelors degree..! What did you expect? Rocket science..!???

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Also it looks like it adds more bulk than a fairly thick shock absorbing case.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I thought exactly the opposite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw it at your friends!

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

@Higge

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When your on a trampoline and a phone in your back pocket

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And now it's solidly stuck in the toilet.

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Hehe, solid. Toilet. Hehehe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never seem to drop mine onto flat surfaces so nope, no worky for me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW I read the comments - v :)

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

*zoop*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that kitty is adorable af

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks exactly like the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When your phone becomes a ninja throwing star, a swiss army phone, a switchblade phone, an apple corer. Your car need a jump? No problem

8 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 1

That would be the only reason I would ever wear a phone holster.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the omnitool thing from Mass Effect

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put it on a Samsung Note 7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Certainly wont have the battery power for that.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You can get powerbanks that can jump your car. If there was a specially designed phone a little thicker and with greater power output (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sure a phone jumping your car could be done. But it'd require a specially designed phone for that purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know of a phone with a 10000 mAh battery (Oukitel K10000), so phone batteries with adequate capacities exist...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what about when it falls on its side.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IT actually extends out a little on all sides.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah I can see that. but it's not as good as the front and back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s all fun and games until this thing opens up in your front pocket stabbing you in the niblets.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5/7 would still smash

8 years ago | Likes 530 Dislikes 4

Just like your mum

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Noice

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

This should really be top comment

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well done, sir

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Umm actually none of those comments seem to have gold...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

For those who are unfamiliar with Reddit there is Reddit Gold that you can give people if you really like what they said/posted it is 1/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Indicated by a little gold circle with a star in the center of it at the top of a comment that has gotten it 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow people on this site are so envious. That fuckker is going to sell the idea to LifeProof and they'll perfect it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It actually seems really useful. The spring looks too weak to cause injury or much inconvenience, but is placed to be good at breaking falls

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who drops their phone all the time, Can’t wait till this comes out on the market!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome self defense tool

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drop it on its corner.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To test the device. All the drops shown were flat on the screen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very cool, and certainly an impressive feat to pull off. It just happens to be the manifestation of a fundamentally flawed idea.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How so?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The legs, which wouldn’t do much more to protect your phone than any half decent case, would deploy every time the phone is in free fall, 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meaning that every time you tossed your phone onto your bed or jumped down any significant distance the legs would deploy. Again, the 2/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Case is very impressive, without a doubt worthy of the award in respect to its execution, but it still isn’t much better than a normal case.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haters always hate what they dont come up with...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sp true

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when that shit malfunctions and Wolverines your thigh from pocket level? What then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All fun and games till you drop it on your face while lying in bed and loose and eye. Then it's just a game called "Find the Eye".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Great idea, just enough implementation problems and small enough target market that it will never be worth anything.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think Ive spotted a major flaw in this. It folds into the actual phone. Leaving no space left for an actual phone in the phone.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the gif you can see the phone attached to the device...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he was joking, but i am not sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would abbbsolutely pay for that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until it starts crawling away from you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last 20 years I dropped my phone maybe 2? 3? times. Once it got a tiny scratch on the case. But that's it. Maybe not a product for me...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I've dropped my phone ONCE in the last 10 years. Forgot it was in the pocket of my tent & it fell out into a pile of desert dust in Namibia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine grain sand, supper soft feeling, like talc power. Except one tiny ass rock.... cracked my screen. *sigh*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drop my phone like 2 times a day

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Git gud!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now...throw it at the wall

8 years ago | Likes 1127 Dislikes 4

Once it’s flying through the air, the acceleration is the same as a drop, so it should work the same.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its probably much greater tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

~9.8 m/s^2 straight down, ignoring air resistance, regardless of motion

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I THROW IT ON THE GROUND !!! I AM AN ADULT!

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

GOT A PHONE CALL FOR THE GROUND!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Still may deploy the legs if the accelerometer circuit is looking for a drastic change of velocity.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If there’s a drastic change in velocity it’s already too late.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'll rephrase. When reaching a set change in velocity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From release, the change in velocity is a constant ~9.8 m/s^2 straight down until impact, when the change in velocity becomes drastic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they did use an accelerometer or are you guessing as I am?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guessing, have been looking for details but no luck. Cool idea but vaporwear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaporwear?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It won't be produced for retail

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even better, throw it at ppls face for a new YouTube challenge. "Catch it before u get ur eyes gouched" :D

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 3

The damage has already been done, young padawan

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luke's voice "nooooooooooooo!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gouge ***

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Gouged*?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

*gu'ouedc

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gooched*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna go with gooched. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL I came back to see this reply. Pretty funny. XD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Catch it before your gouge gets gouched ?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Gouge it before you get your eyes catched”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty neat, but I can’t imagine it works any better than a decent case.

8 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 11

I imagine it would, but more importantly, i imagine it would bee much smaller and easy to put in your pocket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it just to show people my phone has fangs

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Edgy case for edgy people

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So you really think the damage of a falling phone would be the same? One that hits with 100% of its surface and the other with those fangs?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think my phone would be safer in an otter box than something with multiple points of failure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should work on your imagination then.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Humanity is the worst. Even though we have all the information we need, we still have many idiots

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What? People who create a mechanical device with multiple points of failure, when a rigid one works just as well?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As thick as it must be to contain the legs, an equally thick soft case should be equal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about pointy rocks? Mine hit a pebble that was taller than the case in front, broke through the glass and damaged the screen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son has broken two different iPhones (over the last few years) that were each in Otterbox cases, so you never know.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Without my otterbox i would have needed to replace my phone multiple times a year! I’m lucky the screen didn’t hit any pointy objects though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My phone screen shattered in an otterbox, since then I've bought ~$10 cases that have survived worse falls

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? There are copious amounts of drop proof, shatter proof and water proof cases that don't have sharp objects coming out of them. Plus I

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Might be able to pull off the same effect with less bulk once they refine it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet it's only available in a few select phones. Newer iPhones, samsung galaxies, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's only available for Nokias.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's like putting a bomb shelter in your bomb shelter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are more cost-effective solutions but this might lead to applications no one as thought of yet! Like rapid deploying vehicle bumpers!

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

ORRR... The cars could already have bumpers on them not needing to be deployed.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Look at the scorpion truck mounted attenuators though, additional protection has its benefits

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Giant switch blades for quick car kebabs.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"they're great for tailgating!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At some point a phone manufacturer will realise people don't give a shit if their phone is .1mm thinner than the one next to it and make one

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

they just expect people buy new phones twice a year, given the frequency they release them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've had years to realize this, I don't think the market research supports your (and my) preference.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

designed to have a replaceable exterior with the users choice of polycarb/abs/rubber armour bolted to it. They might even give it a/

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

decent battery rather than using the gains in both battery and silicon tech to shave 3 grams off and maintain the same not quite enough /

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

battery life that they have had since the advent of the smartphone.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Apple and other companies design their stuff to break and get shitty over time. Thats how they sell you new ones frequently

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But then how could they sell you a power bank?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your idea of how much tech giants actually care about customer choice is severely inflated.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0