Late stage capitalism is a fucking nightmare

May 27, 2026 6:07 PM

Gorglax9

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That's what happens when your state gives corporations actual personhood

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Some judge in Delaware needs to be tarred and feathered, said most citizens of the united states in a novel ruling in the court of public opinion. Some commentators noted that it was not novel, but rather a 300 year old solution to a 300 year old problem of judicial corruption."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is ICE going to stop them if they're dark skinned?

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

we need to start going after corps like they go after the mob. if corps are people then every one of the shot callers can sit their ass in jail for breaking laws. no more of this "the fine is the cost of business" bullshit.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until corporations can go to jail or be executed for their crimes they are not people.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the fuck

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Artificial Entities.. so that paves the way that AI agents will get the right to vote. And you can create as many companies as you can afford to increase the number of votes you can cast.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

'With property'. Unless you buy a parcel of land for each of your shadow corp, that ain't working.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buy once and then subdivide as many times as needed.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Arson is fun and cool

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next you have to transfer your vote to the Corporation that will pay you just enough not to drown.

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

There is a dystopia type RPG table top game from the 90s with exactly this in it. Dark Conspiracy was a fun game for super nerds like me.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is beyond unconstitutional.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wow, they get to vote, AND not pay taxes?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But yet they don't need to pay taxes nor can they be compelled for Selective Service.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course it is Delaware, they have more corporations headquartered there than they have residents. Also this has been the case there since the 50's

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reuters source, not some weird xhitter reporter. https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/delaware-court-upholds-voting-by-companies-small-towns-election-2026-05-26/

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It seems important to note that according to the article it appears that the Judge seems to think it is a bad idea, but just not expressly forbidden by the current laws in the area.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, like the ol' saying "Power to the Pe..dos?"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sound like stepping back to having only the landowners vote

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2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We aren’t going to fix any of this shit unless we start lopping off some heads

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like anyone casting a corporation's vote could be indicted for voter fraud, as the corporation has to be serviced by people. That person could be voting twice, instead of expressing the actual choice of the corp.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So how exactly does a corporation show a photo ID?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

300,000+ businesses call this building HQ.

2 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

You can sue them all with a single process server. Such convenience!

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

The issue is always gonna be (and has always been) "we can afford to fight you till you cant afford to fight us anymore, so you likely drop the case bc ur already in debt fighting us*. I know this bc growing up i experienced it, and then the company she tried to sue tried to counter sue to get her to drop. Which if she didnt drop she couldn't couldnt feed us. Then the person who told us to sue, sued us(an already poor family). No love lost when he accidently burnt his 3rd home down

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So they could all be destroyed by burning down one building?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I have an LLC which requires someone called a registered agent whom I can have handle all my business affairs and use their address as the address for my business so I can keep my home address, where I technically conduct business, private. I mean, fuck corporations, I'm just saying this is really explainable in some circumstances.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Then you’re part of the fuckin’ problem

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

No I'm not lol I cannot legally conduct business from my home. I am a sole employee and I make under $100k a year. A registered agent is required by law. A business address is required by law. My home address cannot be a business address. I am allowed to do business from my home only if I have a registered agent's business address in lieu of my own.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A lot of words to say you’re a cunt

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A few words to say you can't read and you're being a cunt because you don't understand shit and want someone to be a cunt to.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

For everyone downvoting, exercise reading comprehension. I am explaining to you HOW this can happen. YOU are making assumptions about me. I make less than $100k. I do not have employees. I cannot list my home address as my business address. Everything I am doing is REQUIRED BY LAW. I cannot do my job as an IT contractor without this. Go fuck yourselves if you, like OP, somehow magically think I'm part of the problem. I don't get even close to tech bro fuck you money, but fuck you anyway.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

For more perspective for those of you so ancap happy you love the idea of shitting on me for an LLC, people selling candles on Etsy have LLCs. Solo plumbers have LLCs, freelance artists have LLCs. And guess what, they all have registered agents and use that address instead of their own. Get some fucking perspective and use critical thinking first instead of bullshit knee jerk reactions, Christ on a cracker.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Do you think you should be able to vote both as YOU, the person, and as YOU, the company? That's all that matters in regards to this news article.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone was pointing out that thousands of businesses were registered at one address. I explained how that could be a normal, not fraudulent thing as those could potentially be single employee LLCs like me registering under an agent using that address. I didn't say it was for sure, I didn't say corporations are awesome or whatever. Just posting a scenario in which it was possible and not fraud. Voting wasn't brought up.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Voting is the main part of the post, the "building with 300.000 companies" that commenter brought up is the Corporation Trust Center in Wilmington, Delaware. If this judge rules all companies can vote, just this building would potentially add 40% to the total voter roll of Delaware.
You saying "but it's a normal part of doing business to register somewhere" may be absolutely legal, but then the question becomes, as I asked you: should this allow you to vote as yourself AND your company?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me saying, "but it's a normal part of doing business to register somewhere" is literally just a explanation as to how that many companies can share one address because someone, also not mentioning voting, pointed it out. There's no more to it than that. That is the start and finish. There are no more details. You and everyone else need to stop reading into it. I was not expressing an opinion. I was explaining how this scenario, of 300k businesses sharing one address, might happen. That's it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do you think you should have no liability for the decisions you make as a business owner? I mean legally, yes you are correct that is how things are set up. But what makes you think that is the way it SHOULD be?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Point on the doll where I said I have no liability. Show me where I said any of the words you're accusing me of saying. This is for me people like me, a sole independent contractor making under $100k a year, so that we can legally operate from our homes because we can't afford or don't need a dedicated office away from our place of residence.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So reading the article, there is one town in Delaware that decided (for some reason) to allow incorporated entities with property in that town to vote in the town's elections. The court ruled that this did not violate the state constitution.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The reuters article has some additional phrasing that might be useful context or important.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"One person/entity/one vote" is so disingenuous. An entity has a natural person controlling it at the end, so this is just a way to violate "one person one vote" of you have money. By this reasoning, someone could set up a chain of multiple shell companies and have as many votes as the amount of companies they could afford to sustain.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but we don't have the full text of the rules. Does it allow an owner of an entity to also vote in the same election? The article really doesn't say either way. For an entity to cast a vote a person has to send in that vote - does the act of casting the vote on behalf of the entity prohibit you from also personally voting? They're also talking a lot about non-residents voting through entities owning property at the location. It's all of less consequence too since its city-level votes only.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just in general there's a handful of really important distinctions and definitions that the article definitely does not explain that can greatly alter the context of the situation. It's not just as simple as "corporations get to vote like people", and the judges comment suggests he disagrees with this being morally fine, even if it is legal from a technically written perspective.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Change the state constitution

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Might be easier to just burn down that town.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not just that town. Several towns in Delaware allow any and all property owners within their jurisdiction to vote in local elections, even if it's a corporation. It's one of the ways they try to entice corporations to settle there

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then burn down those towns as well. Geeze, Quartz, do I have to think of EVERYTHING around here?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do Geese have to do with it? D:

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to have a plan B

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick, What is the cheapest type of corporate entity i can register?

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

LLC - $110

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't just do one. Create several corporate entities each with just a small part of land.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“with property”

you need to also buy a place there

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's weird though, they seem to call it on a per-city thing. So like, if you own a small bit of land in each city, you get to vote in each city? And can you just spin up like 50 corps in each city?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, as far as I can read behind the advert in the pay wall that appears when I click on the article, its just one town. But yeah...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a Delaware Statutory Trust... a fact that I am surprised I know

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

about $150 right?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You also need to buy property

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could I divide one property among multiple trusts?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much property does the company need to own to be able to vote?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But they still have to walk to the voting station and show proof that they’re a citizen?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if the corporation doesn't pass the skin color test.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's only for the poors.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But they are worried about immigrants voting? What?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this crucial moment in history I am more angry with judges than politicians. Nothing means anything anymore. No consequence. No rule of law. Can’t continue to contribute to this much longer.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Isnt Delaware the state a ton of corps make their headquarters because of some tax loophole bs?

2 months ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

That is exactly why Fight Club took place there, and why it ended the way it did.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Many credit card companies have headquarters technically in Delaware.

2 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

I think it is because of the "corporate veil".

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Great, ao all of the board members can only get one single vote as their corporation and then as they vote as individual citizen its voter fraud that Republicans say needs to be more strictly enforced and they face the maximum prison time as punishment.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More corps than people in Delaware

2 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Ireland is in a similar position as well.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's part of it. Went to law school there and they always harped on something else. They have a very good judiciary who is well versed in corporate law. What this means in practice is that corporations can rely on consistency with judicial holdings. Think shareholder actions, hostile takeovers, etc. Very dry stuff

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Companies often choose to file lawsuits in Delaware.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delaware is a corporate hellhole and has produced some of the most fucked up politicians who cater to corporate interests in America

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like Biden, lol. He sure did.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not just taxes! They also have weak corporate regulations and a separate business court without any pesky juries! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_Court_of_Chancery

2 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Court of Chicanery, more like.

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And even with all that, Musk still lost his case regarding his blatantly corrupt Tesla bonus package, and packed up his ball (company) and moved it to Texas. Don't worry though, the Delaware Supreme Court bowed to Musk and reversed the decision: https://www.akingump.com/en/insights/alerts/delaware-supreme-court-reverses-the-remedy-applied-by-the-court-of-chancery-in-in-re-tesla-inc-derivative-litigation

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because of course they did.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take this judge and throw him in jail for the rest of his life, assigned to the hardest labor imaginable, confiscate all his assets and distribute them to charities, leave no stone unturned seeking out ever last cent, bitcoin or piece of property he owns. This is the only acceptable start to curbing this bullshit. Because the longer this keeps up, when it breaks, and it will... they'll beg for that aforementioned punishment as opposed to what they end up getting. That's just how history works.

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For what it may or may not be worth it seems he actually agreed it's a bad idea, but the ruling was limited to just "Does the town's charter that allows this violate the state's constitution?" and according to precedence in the state and apparently the letter of the law it does seem to be technically true. Even if it's "frightening" - as he put it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not rly. Some countries slide so deep into fascism that they don't come out for generations. So, we have that possibility to look forward too!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd contest in this in court. A corpo is not a person. A citizen gets 1 vote. Allowing corpos to vote is effectively paywalling elections as you can make a business if you have the $.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and for those who arent american constitution makes paywalling election ilelgal (and constitution overrides any gov or state laws about it)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Let the person come directly testify on it's behalf. Not through proxies, or representatives, but directly."

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and each and every day, we find something else in the news that is a clear sign we are moving further and further into the dystopian nightmare we see in all the games and movies we love, except with NONE of the 'benefits' Is like a future of the terminator series but without any salvation, or the cyberpunk series without the cyberware or customer bonuses. Can we quit with this bullshit timeline please?

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