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Animal tax
Kazeite
#15 I would wear my Starfleet uniform with some random cloak on top, like I'm (badly) trying to blend in without breaking the PM.
geraltofriva
#39
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
This is a fantastic dump!!!!
Packbonds
Thanks. : )
afnoot42
#50 nice tax but id like to found out more, like are they married? How did they first meet and is there a difficult age difference to overcome
clipboardfuntime
#45 my cat is an emotional support animal. After my house got broken into I felt like I was being hunted for sport every time I went to bed and didn’t trust that I was truly alone. Now I can just look at him. If he’s chilling in bed and not reacting then so can I
Packbonds
That's awesome. Thanks for sharing. : )
AnToByn
#11 no more “this meeting could have been an email” now “this email could have been delivered by dog”
janeQdoe
How does he know which room to go to
mouseasw
That's the problem of whichever lawyer he wanders into to office of.
SprinklesMckitten
#35 Greetings Bitches and Bros, and non-binary hoes! -sk8ter god emperor from some anime i don't remember
SandettieLightVesselAutomatic
#22 - I'm going to search AI articles, do a search and replace - AI for PISS and reupload them
ChosenChaos
#23 That is also acceptable
cheezmonta
gljames24
#8 If you haven't seen the original night of the living dead I would 100% recommend. People are realistically smart/stupid in it.
Packbonds
Appreciate the idea. I have seen it.
darkdragonempress
I personally prefer the 91 remake. Kept a lot of the smart/dumb decisions balance but also took care of some pet peeves I had from the original movie.
USSBigBooty
#5 United Health
tipsiestmipsy
#44 if there is a criminal hiding in a community and the community doesn't hand them over to the police, it is a community of criminals
morningxafter
#10 equality is a square hole that everyone can fit through.
MaverickTitan
Equality is an open space where a wall used to be.
morningxafter
I mean, sure, but that’s far less funny than referencing the square hole meme.
MaverickTitan
You are not incorrect.
zaleb687
That's right, it goes in the square hole.
penzar
Or it gets the hose again.
TalleyZorah
#1 I’ve been harassing my husband for YEARS with the line, “I love a man who knows when to buy me ice cream and when to pull my hair.”
Cracks me up, every time.
mtnbikegeek
#18 I'm in this photo and I feel attacked
TheSpindrifter
Which frame?
mtnbikegeek
Specialized Stumpjumper Evo... Oh! You mean top or bottom!
Watchoutwherethehuskiesgo
#34
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
#36 why would you cut off the joke?
Packbonds
Cause I didn't like it. Im a teacher and id love one of those in my class. But not to promote ridiculous language and mathematical use.
bendaresall
What's comes next?
MechKelly
Think the next response is something like, "that's at least 12" followed by someone else saying, "technically you're not wrong". I think.
Smayds
"Damn, that's gotta be like at least 12" and "Well you're not wrong."
Dolenmorgul
#44 if you're still on twitter ..., if you still buy a Tesla ..., more incoming
vegivamp
#8 I'm not particularly into zombie movies... But I would love to watch this.
trippinpony
#35 I love this, but I need more information about critters and creatures.
ThatsFactual
#44 Nazi amerikkka
martineb72
#2 most of those you can sort of see what they had in mind before putting up bad headlines. However, the teen pregnancy at 25 is just baffling. Diana likely was alive for a couple hours after the accident. Sub likely uses underwater entrance to secret base. Feds find some illegal to be sold weapons at a gun store.
Packbonds
My thoughts exactly.
Wolfwod
#46 wait, really? I'm so out of the loop since I haven't set foot on port for a while now. The high seas sends it's greetings.
TalkingSnake
#43 is from Welcome To Night Vale, and I think they have a shirt of it.
neffstradamus
Thanks, I hate it.
chefvalli
This is the link to the official merch. It has the phrase, but not that design. https://topatoco.com/products/cpb-wtnv-deathend
thejon
All. Hail.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I don't have that one, but I do have a Dark Owl Records shirt.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
"I believe the children are our future. They are also our past and present. This is how children work in linear time. Welcome.... to Nightvale."
xlr82xs
That is their logo under the quote ?
TalkingSnake
It looks like an artists rendering of it, whoever made the image is a real fan.
xlr82xs
I think I remember the artist (Kelsey King) doing some official merch in the earlier seasons.
scaredshirtless
Next you're going to tell me that there is a faceless old woman who secretly lives in my house. Anyway, I'm off to the dog park...
kevbot5000
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK
TalkingSnake
DO NOT TALK ABOUT. THE. DOG. PARK.
Sageypie
#29 everytime I try to order my steak medium rare, I end up with some smug ass waiter or waitress who stands there and gives me down the road about how, "that's not a thing, there's medium, rare, medium well, or well done"
And every single damn time I'm sitting there like, fucking, it's a thing, it exists, it's between medium and rare, and people order this all the damn time, everywhere.
TheGgreen100
Every single time I've ever ordered a medium rare steak, they just take the order and cook a medium rare steak. What kind of caveman idiot restaurants are you going to?
pandemicpolemic
Where in the world do you live? Because you are right but it has me wondering if “done”-ness depends on the local norms
DeeplyBroken
I hate to sound like a shill from a restaurant chain, but in my experience, Outback has cooked steaks exactly as ordered, every time. Except once, and that time, they were quick to replace it and apologized that it wasn't right the first time.
ShitIcantfindausername
Okay but why is the 'rare' guy getting beaten up?
endomorph
#29 It gets worse when you order a steak blue. I got the real thing in an English restaurant ONE time, but even they didn't dare to serve it traditionally. It can be yucky that way, cold inside, so they put it in the oven at a low temperature for a few minutes before or after (idk anymore & what's best) they sizzled it for 2 minutes. Was A-ok that way!
Any other time (also with rare so often) the staff wouldn't dare to make it so. Maybe most patrons complain when they see spotlets of blood, idk.
ExTechOp
Using long sous vide to convert embedded connective tissue to gelatin, and then giving it a seared surface on a hot pan or with open fire produces very nice results also for cheaper cuts which could otherwise be too chewy to eat.
BTW the colorless or pinkish liquid seen on stakes is not blood, but myoglobin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoglobin
Packbonds
As a chef some of the problem is if people get sick from what you cook it's your fault, in Canada at least. You can lose your license. and not cooking it essentially at all ups those odds substantially. I have refused to cook blue before. When I explained the customer agreed to sign a waiver.
mechscientist
"medium rare" and "medium well" strike me as the food version of people who use decimal points on a 1-5 scale.
RabidNutria
This comment gets 1.1/5
TheGgreen100
"I can't stand how some people think there should be more than three options per choice sometimes." Hahaha ok buddy.
themorah
Rare, Medium-Rare, Medium, Medium-Well and Well done is literally a 5 point scale…
mechscientist
I think it is because of the "medium" pre-fixes, that make them sound like 1.5 and 2.5 on a 1-3 scale.
Froggie243
That's just fractions. Why does it matter? There's an important temperature difference between all 5. It's not bougie nonsense
mechscientist
Eh, I will just trust you on that, I don't know enough about gastronomy to confirm.
I just think using decimal points on a scoring scales is for cowards who can't commit.
milostop
#8 Anna and the Apocalypse. If you haven't seen this, go Google it. Right now.
darkdragonempress
Fantastic movie with some very phenomenal songs.
Packbonds
Added to my to read list
FoamingToad
Damn fine film.
Martellus
#1 I need that art without the text. I’d simply crop it, but i feel the text cropped part of the art out. That and i’m hoping for the higher quality version.
MissChickle
Reminds me of a Frank Dicksee painting, or something along those lines (yes I know it's AI from one of the other comments)
vindik8or
It'd be like hugging a crab, but twice as pinchy.
BearInASuit
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_iWyNau4Nv/?igsh=MXM4NTFldmdraXQ0dg==
This is the earliest instance of this image indexed by Google (September 5, 2024). The account that posted it says in its bio that its posts are made with AI, which seems accurate. There are some minor things in this image that an artist talented enough to do this wouldn't have messed up. So, this is just an AI image first posted last September :/ The only part of the image cropped out in this meme is the account's watermark.
Knifesmith
You now have the opportunity to do the funniest F-ing thing and steal the AI art, paint a real version (with human touch improvements), and sell litho copies or whatever of your handmade stolen AI art... STEAL THE AI ART AND MONETIZE IT!!!!
Martellus
Zahnradfee
The part that bothered me most was that it's a total anachronism in fashion history.
It has a bit of a Pre-Raphaelite vibe, but the woman's dress is completely wrong for that.
therecanNEVERbeTMI
#8 The Newsflesh book series does this to some extent. :)
Packbonds
Added to my reading list
missannelk
Came down here to recommend them! Excellent series that gets... weird lol
therecanNEVERbeTMI
I really love it, trying to get my friends to read it just to be able to discuss it. So far now dice. :/
missannelk
Boo, that's frustrating! Hope they listen to you at some point and pick it up.
Zahnradfee
#38 The funny thing is that bees do not really have high standards when it comes to honey. Basically, everything sugary works for them.
Years ago there was a case in Germany (I think it was here) where some beekeepers found the honey in their hives being colourful. Blues and reds and whatnot.
It turned out there was a facility nearby that had a trash dump of Smarties and the coloured sugar glazing had melted off and was collected by the bees.
Packbonds
Thanks for sharing and the links. So cool!!
Zahnradfee
Correction: It was in the Alsace (France) and it was M&Ms, not Smarties.
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/2022/06/22/e2dfc3e9-94c4-4fc7-b228-21ebc5a5596c.jpeg
Happened 2012.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Eh, calling it Germany was kind of close enough in that case. ;-) Ribbeauvillé/Rappoltsweiler is a super beautiful town, by the way. They make excellent Riesling and Crémant there, and nature is beautiful in the mountains. Highly recommended. The article: https://www.sueddeutsche.de/wissen/ungewoehnliche-nahrungsmittel-das-geheimnis-des-blauen-honigs-1.1488200
Zahnradfee
I would love to go there, but I live in eastern Germany, have no car and am poor. ^ ^