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Jace99
Houston, we have a cucumber.
Pheehelm
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his cucumber with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
NightOwlRally
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a cucumber."
namelessfish
You have my sword. And my bow. And MY CUCUMBER
cellfreeDNA
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our cucumber.
ministryofpeace
It puts the lotion on it's cucumber or it gets the hose again
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the cucumber again
ralph2sam
Biggus Cucumberus
Dimind
Cucumber Dickus.
whitefoxkei
QueefSlurper6372
Give me a cucumber, Vasili. One cucumber only, please
WalkGood
I would have liked yo have seen cucumber.
OregonComputerGuy
Go ahead, make my cucumber
Pheehelm
"Soylent Green is cucumber!"
ElroydIsGone
That's by far the best one!
boognish115
brassmule
Cucumbers of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
OddlyPacific
IT BELONGS IN A CUCUMBER!!!!
somethingnotyettaken
Reverse Paige?
Dispencer
You can't handle the cucumber!
DumpsterSauce
You can't cucumber the truth!
massholesome
F K! Beat me to it.
MetalmanX62
Same
Simplethingsdonewell
Leave the cucumber, take the cannoli
yourbassist
You eat pieces of cucumber for breakfast?
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Kjasi
Cucumber, uhh... finds a way...
TI99Kitty
That is a big pile of cucumbers.
randomstringofletters
“Life is like a box of cucumbers…you never know what you’re gonna get.”
SecondSince
I think i do know. Is it cucumber?
JohnLuckPikard
I assume multiple.
E12IK
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six cucumbers on your right hand?
monkey484
Sonuva.... I put this same quote before I scrolled through the replies.
ImJustPeachyKeen
There is a shortage of perfect cucumbers in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
modus0
As you cucumber.
IAmZephyre
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cucumber. Prepare to die.
kamenhokage
Yippie Kai Yay, Mother Cucumber.
Jkenda1
Yippee Kai Yay, cucumber fucker
ThisGuyHere
"I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Cucumber?"
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
You've got a cucumber in me
abraxasfury
"use the cucumber Luke"
cheeseguy3412
Just replace one of Chewbacca's lines with a dude yelling cucumber.
customcartoons
No, I AM your cucumber! Search your feelings. You know it to be true!
lenonova
No, I CUCUMBER your father! Search your feelings. You know it to be true!
myrealnames
Is the Force Cuke (grocery store wars)
motherofcats18
Harry, yer a cucumber
LordHosk
I believe the line is "you're a Cucumber harry"
motherofcats18
Oops its Harry first in the book, but the movie quote is Harry last.
moonweasel
Cucumber a wizard Harry
lozeldatkm
'ARRYYYYY!!!
Foxcross
Dude where's my cucumber?
SlyeFox
Where's your cucumber dude?
Krashtestdummy
TI99Kitty
And cucumber?
mediumrarechickenstrips
Ray, when someone asks if you're a cucumber, you say yes!
Dimind
Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say cucumber!
MaxximumB
Ray, when someone asks if you're a cucumber, you say yes!
Dimind
Cucumber, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes!
whiskycanuck
Yes it's true. This man has no cucumber.
InoffensivePablum
Tell him about the cucumber.
DrRad
Tell him about the cucumber
whiskycanuck
That's a big cucumber.
randomstringofletters
TI99Kitty
Back off, man. I'm a cucumber.
DinosaursCameFromSpace
We’re gonna need a bigger cucumber
Metlahaed
You’re*
jeips
So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the cucumber.
DKConstant
We're gonna need a cucumber boat.
HuskyPirate
Son of a bitch, he stole my cucumber
JayEnfield
"I love the smell of cucumber in the morning"
Snaitf
They caught a shark. Not the cucumber.
RoyalWithChz
We’ve awoken a sleeping cucumber.
PervertedTango
Get on the cucumber!
Zabil123
Hasta la vista cucumber!
guitarfourtysix
"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that'll haul that cucumber. You wanna get out of here? You talk to me"
WalkGood
Raggedy Cucumber.
Thisisknottheend
Paige no
stolencanofrusto
Paige, cucumber!
STGxDante
We're all the fucking same
FoamingToad
Those two comments above were exactly where my mind went. I'm fucked, aren't I?
Krashtestdummy
If my calculations are correct, when this cucumber hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
ThisUserNameMightBeTaken
If my calculations are correct, when this baby shits 88 cucumbers per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
albaboss
Houston we have a cucumber
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Life uh, finds a cucumber
DKConstant
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious cucumber.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some cucumber shit.
n0rs
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 cucumbers per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
DrMarioSThompson
If my cucumbers are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
albaboss
If my calculations are correct when this cucumber hits 88 miles per hours, you’re gonna see some serious shit