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https://www.thewrap.com/lauren-boebert-says-the-romans-killed-jesus-because-he-didnt-have-an-ar-15-video/?testmode=facebook&fbclid=IwAR31-I-XN9poVWMwi_wd5HTLq11WUyUc8VhQGwPbnpdR0iRdSPSCd9y3SSk
Ripplingtwinkie
I think she’s so fucking stupid
CaptainKipup
Joan of Arc wouldn’t have been burned at the stake if she had a Spectre Gunship.
enderite
ReallyNotSure
westPAguy
oatonaboatwithastoat
Yet another conservative needs to be a poster child for extreme late term abortion.
prfesser
*retroactive abortions
Cooper1977
Lauren Boebert says lots of stupid ignorant shit.
thesmarterdog
Just last week wasn't she blaming the Jews for killing Jesus?
Wardonk3y
Jesus told peter to put away his sword because those that live by the sword die by the sword.They claimJesus, but dont know anything abt him
DigiT00l
So, she should get shot at some point?
Wardonk3y
Jezebel met a far worse fate. Perhaps thats in the cards for LB.
HellenicTaxCollector2
yeah but they had a nail gun so...
MagmaCarta
Came here to post this.
SpiteLip
but... hold on... didn't he give himself up and die on purpose? Isn't that the required step to open the kingdom or heaven and negate...
SpiteLip
...original sin? He even talks to God at the end and understands its necessary, right? Been a while since I studied the religion, but...
SpiteLip
Pretty sure that's the gist. He died for our sins and all that jazz.
welcometothedystopia
Wasn't able to get her GED until 2020, age 34 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boebert-ged-months-before-election/
JustTryingToHelpDude
"Rifle High School". Really, seriously? It's frightening how deep firearms seem to be rooted in the culture of the US.
welcometothedystopia
(dropped out because she was pregnant)
Hovencloof
dumb, dumber, dumbest.
GentryFriedRichFillets
... the disciples were armed... Peter drew his sword when they came to arrest Jesus. Jesus told him to put it away. Paraphrase to follow.
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GentryFriedRichFillets
"Dude, I am the son of God. What do you think you could do with that sword that He couldn't if I asked him?"
Spongebob1914
How did this ignorant Ho get past abortion an birth control !!! I need answers people……Smh
petety
She seems to not understand that Jesus was supposed to be crucified. That was the plan. It wasn't the Gov. that killed Jesus it was God.
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RadasNoir
He literally washed his hands of the whole thing.
echo1echo
Lets give her an AR-15 against a Roman Centuria and see what happens
Maxgaap
Since all the Romans are dead she will probably win
echo1echo
There's still Rome, where Romans live :)
dethloc
Anyone got a link to Family Guy gun PSA with Jesus in it? I’m old and don’t know how to link that stuff….
trippingthelightfantastic
Is she trying to deflect attention?
Baltzdelirium
You should repost this to counter her efforts
penzick
They are ALWAYS deflecting. And it unfortunately works all too often.
LinguisticBitch
Her business had to close because new oandlord kicked her out. Lol
nclu
Live by the sword, die by the sword
NoNameFred
Just to check, that last quote is her saying "Who do the FBI think they are, carrying out Federal Investigations into crime? Not their job!"
mentalmasticator
AwwYEE
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
oh? so she's advocating that christians should never have existed?
DigiT00l
Not intentionally though
InViUnius
Didn't Jesus' crew try to defend him with violence and he even healed the injured soldier like 'Nah, peace.'
horseman05
BlueSkinnedBeast
I honestly hope she isn’t fucking. The last thing we need is more like her
Buffoonery
"Free handys behind the bowling alley"
edyluk10
Can we enlarge the research pool ?
rulek
Their voters are the real dumb saps. She just has a depraved money scheme going.
TheElusiveEnchilada
bigsoos
It’s a contest between her and MTG
CoarseAndSalty
Romans famously killed people who didn't have AR-15s.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Exlcusively.
spookyhats
I thought the whole point was for Jesus to, you know die. Like wasn't that his plan from the beginning.
GCRust
It was, but an alarming number of supposed Christians legitimately believe Christ's death was a victory by Satan.
eightyearplan
How does boebert's alternate history play out? is jesus the only one with an AR15 and he conquers rome / the world? Does rome have guns.. ?
spookyhats
You know I don't think just one gun would make much of a difference, and if everyone had guns the Romans would have just shot Jesus instead
ProfessorDumbass
Romans killed jesus because God planned it that way. Apparently
cakeycakes
No one tell them about all the other Christians that were also crucified. As if Jesus was anyone special. Thousands, in fact.
Neednoggle
"For God so loved the world that He had His only begotten son murdered for some reason.."
darkjedi607
Yeah so what's she saying like. His plan to die and redeem shouldn't have been carried out? What exactly does she believe?
Phlynch
She believes if she puts the words "gun" and "Jesus" in the same sentence her audience will think she's the world's smartest person.
Lampmonster
Jesus could have stepped off that cross at any point according to their own bible, Satan tempted him to do so.
YoSamiteSam
Canonically, Jesus could have turned all the water in their bodies into wine, killing all of them.
HasteTheFool
Also, someone must have been snacking on some fish. By multiplying it enough times everyone not hoisted up upon a cross would be crushed.
Windharp
Yeah, but that was one of the few Situation someone would have needed an AK15. He most likely wouldn't have used it though...
BubblesTheFish
"Jesus would have murdered people to save his life." -Republicunts
Talisign
If there were Stand Your Ground laws in Rome, the crucifixion would have gone very differently.
CapCap
Tell me you don't understand the teachings of Jesus without telling me you don't understand the teachings of Jesus
TheOnePristineMonk
MoonMoon89
"God is less powerful than my gun." Bold statement to make for a supposed Christian...
samanthadlcruz
yeah, but god is defenseless against iron chariots... so what chance does he have against an ar-15?
Fauxcused
Well, they ARE a gun cult
n0n53n53
and Joe Biden is powerful enough to destroy god. So if Biden stronger than an AR?
Junktrunkjunkie
That’s not how joe,god,gun works. Joe beats guns (comin fer our guns), Gun beats god (republicans love guns more), God beats Joe(hellfire)
n0n53n53
no remember when they were campaigning and Trump said that Joe was going to defeat god?
KeithSvenson
i mean.... god's only power is influence sooooo.... technically if a president can un-religion the world... then yes, they can kill god.
SilverFoxChaser
She's technically not wrong.
AWarningToOthers
Christ wanted the Romans to take him. He knew they were coming and waited for them in the Garden of Gethsemane.
hovelhopper
This is an example of correlation not being the same as causation.
PrincessNausicaa
I would say she is wrong because Jesus's followers had the weapons of the time but he forbade them to use them. It would have been the same.
wherethehorriblethingsare
Who would win: The Jerusalem Town Guard made up of Romans used to putting things down violently, or 12 holy bois?
pumper
How would a single AR15 help? Fucker would run out of bullets way before the Romans run out of soldiers.
CarnivorousRabbit
With the embodiment of God on their side, my money would've been on the holy Bois. That'd make an interesting movie.
wherethehorriblethingsare
They didn't need magical weapons to overcome Jesus' damage resistance, and weapons that pierce him become magical. Big weaknesses.
CarnivorousRabbit
Bitch needs some Ward Save, damage resistance against both magic and physical attacks. I could make him a One-Man-Doomstack...
moonshadowkati
Folks, I can't say this more plainly. She's not dumb, she's riling up the dumb. Don't be distracted by her.
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moonshadowkati
I believe I said "don't get distracted," not "just ignore her."
SelfProclaimedExpertOfMostThings
You're being narrow-minded. She can easily be both.
HeirElfSquire
The problem is the dumb people have guns and zero damn sense to sort past her stupid....
rophiandis
Like Trump, I believe that's more of an emergent property of her general personality rather than any calculated act
rophiandis
They're good at riling up idiots in the same way that a 7-foot tall guy is good at bumping into door frames
Lionskull
please, 7 foot tall guys can learn to be careful.
rophiandis
I think you're missing the point of the analogy
TorSverre
Dumb leading the dumber
TwelveAngryMuffins
JackieTreehornProductions
They paid for the chaos agent to be put in place to appear more normal then her. She is dumb and being paid to be a bad actor also
mycatsings
That`s ridiculous. Everyone knows there were no AR-15`s in the time of Jesus. Jesus carried a Glock
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
If Jesus just had a siege catapult, none of this would have happened.
Syxcfaq
No she is dumb but she's doing this on purpose and frankly I'm done with it. It's not even creative anymore. There's no point in being 1/2
Syxcfaq
Mad at someone with special needs. Just passe them on the head and say okay dear
TimeFoDat
Well whoever writes her scripts isn’t dumb. She most definitely is dumber than a sack of rocks at the bottom of a lake in Florida.
FrisbeeDog
Yes! I really wish the media and social media would stop giving her oxygen. Ignore this trash and focus on things that actually matter.
FrisbeeDog
Focus on SCOTUS, McConnell, etc
DYSBcero
No, she is dumb, she uses her one allotted “thought” per day to ask herself, “What would piss me off?” Then uses it to rile up her base
rnugget
little of column A, little of column B
TodayIDidNothing
Everyone here is
Billis75
And then Ann Coulter I put in a different category. She's a pro wrestling heel. She knows exactly what to say just to watch the carnage.
RatOnAKeyBoard
She dumb, but I would totally watch an animated scenario of Jesus with a divine AR-15... idk, I'm bored over here.
heywoodjabme
I only follow her for the inevitable leaked sex tape.
colcancerman
Please someone make sure she gets into an accident with her guns.
rooik14
Ignoring a leader of the American Fascist movement seems like a *bad* idea. Germany didn't have a good time with ignoring their Fascists.
TZO2k15
This! Only a fool underestimates their enemies, just like people that knew "for a fact" that trump could never win the primary/election!
rooik14
Admittedly it was a very narrow victory, and only happened due to the antiquated system of the electoral college, but yeah 1/2
rooik14
2/2 underestimating Trump should be something people learn from.
TZO2k15
Yeah, I was hoping we could get rid of that albatross already, the Electoral collage is completely useless!
gunnexx
She is dumb, but is used as a distraction by smart republicans like McConnell and co
ucandcantunc
Shes a paid actress dogwhistle….nothing more.
TheOneTrueZippy8
[citation needed] I have yet to read, hear or see anything from her anything *but* dumb.
CameForNatalieDormer
She's a tool. She's another GOP dancing monkey they can use to rile up both sides while they quietly strip Americans of their basic rights.
CameForNatalieDormer
I do appreciate caution, but just like with Trump I think it's sometimes good to call a spade a spade. Believing every idiot in the GOP is -
CameForNatalieDormer
Secretly a mastermind works against us, too. Some people voted for Trump because they thought his idiocy was an act. Making them out to be -
CameForNatalieDormer
evil geniuses doesn't always benefit us. But it is good to remember that they're a distraction.
HandoB4Javert
HandoB4Javert
From the music video for "Zen and the Art of Xenophobia" by Five Iron Frenzy, circa 2013
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
She's an absolutely stupid human being. Like, irrefutably so. That she also serves the purpose you describe is not by her design but 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
by those who have also fed her this garbage. Same with Trump. They're barely functional human beings but they're easily manipulated into 2/
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being a focusing lens for manufactured outrage.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Imgur lives for her and the blonde’s dumb takes. I’d honestly hear nothing about them if it wasn’t for the raging hard on Imgur has for them
clarkWhogotsanity
Same, also just shows the world how shit our education system is
rooik14
You might not have heard about her directly, but you'd eventually experience the ramifications of the American Fascist movement killing you.
FlaccidHamster
I have yet to see people rounded up and thrown in camps but thankfully we have guns to defend ourselves if that happens. phew
rooik14
Please... please tell me this is you joking. Putting people in camps is literally one of the most far-sweeping things the Trump admin *did*.
gunnexx
That means the republicans are winning. They want her to take as much attention and energy away from them
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gunnexx
She's a fraction of what they represent. Don't let them trick you into thinking they're idiots
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