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Fun stuff.
brainkandle1
#22 Offset that you?
isetprettygirlsonfire
#19 this hits home, I grew up immersed in Pidgin English (Hawaiian style tho)
profiledit
Thanks DK.
Atworkdontcare
#18
ElbowDeepInUserSub
#31 But why does he look like Marco Rubio?
copperdomebodhi
#11 Imagine if it was OCD, and a typo meant you had to start over.
gobblinal
Well, only on that one page with the typo, I hope.
Pedantically, the word "and" isn't how you say the words.
987654 = "nine hundred eighty seven thousand six hundred fifty four".
SarcasticComment
#2 my mother was far too latina to allow me to be this "unappreciative" on vacation.
joeyecho101
theMightyPlatypus
#18
Balltilwefall
Spit on
KR1570F
pretty crafty there
Faloopsinarb
#9 I mean, I'm no doctor....
kahooki
I can hear this picture.
Targe0
#10 Yeah using meth to suppress your appetite and help keep you thin, will do that to you.
Guys an idiot.
CyberHexx
#10 Still say this asshole could rob a convenient store, and evade the cops by going into a JC Penny and standing very still on top of a table. Mannequin looking ass bitch.
ILoveThiPlatform
A store convenient to JC Penny?
CyanideBreathMint
MauroMolinero
#15 here I am pondering my orb, hoping nobody claps my sweet cheeks with wild abandon.
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
airbreather
#32
ILoveThiPlatform
Lol. Did you already have this ready??
airbreather
Actually yeah… I made it last week when I first saw that image posted… but no one saw it I guess. Thanks for noticing this time! I made myself laugh with it.
WorkerLurker
#1 crab Rangoose?
alyssaaac
#25
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MCpeepantz
deafkitten in usersub? Guess I'm lucky today! Also, great dump, +1
snarkybitch
He almost always posts his dumps around 6 am utc-6.
MCpeepantz
Well, #1 would be a contender for me. An armed goose?!
Lugh314159
#21 the 14y/o's bedroom coming back from Extreme House Makeover after having mentioned Spongebob in passing once in a three minute conversation.
joeyecho101
#2 That is the coolest, most comfortable looking den ever.
ILoveThiPlatform
I want to curl up in that afghan right fucking now
haveanupvotegif
ILoveThiPlatform
We are so back
CyberHexx
#2 NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, and a Dreamcast? I call dibs on the loft room.
AtmaDarkwolf
Imagine a personal hell. All those systems.... but no carts. Or rather, a whole well stocked library of games, all for systems u don't have.
ZKintzer
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXM5M2Q5eGY0YW82NW01a3dhbjV2b3NjdHByMmt4d3U0YWNlZ2E5byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20/200w.webp
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
You'll have to fight me for it.... IN SMASH!
Blud4BludGod
I once won a SSB:M tournament. Not a big one or anything, just something small and local during the game's active heyday, but gosh. What a high.
CyberHexx
Nah, Soul Calibur 2 on Gamecube. Dibs on Link.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"Fate conspired to arrange their battle"
cantreach
#25 I'll get the plan b
bad1080
yeah the tattoo but can we talk about the bite marks?
Jinxies
Someone tried to take a bite outta his tiddy, what's the confusion?
4etherling
I'm fairly certain his left arm says "let ti be". That's either super meta clever or homey is straight medically retarded from the blows to the head.
gobblinal
Zooming looks more like "it" but the font is using exaggerated vowels? The "e" is also larger than the "b" so I assume the lower part of the "i" is as big as the "t" and the dot then makes it look even taller.
StewedTomaters
Given the other tattoos I wouldn't find it surprising that the bite marks are also tattooed
gobblinal
The bite marks are most definitely tattooed.
Darkwell
No, we have to talk about improving the tattoo. The cable should clearly wrap around his torso and terminate in his asshole. How he didn't think about this is beyond me.
fartharder
Some people have no imagination
necroticon
"listen to this shit"
backrideup9
He plugged into the front audio jack.
ILoveThiPlatform
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmptZHN6dDFueXZnbmZmYnc0YmE5NzR3aWtkcWhvcWl1cGprOXpqZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Tq2tPTrQANKfK/200w.webp
SmashySashimi
#7 Is this a post-game riot thing? I am not a sports baller.
MechKelly
Who is clavicular? What is looksmaxxing? What the hell are people saying?
mratio
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Muppetman18
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2N5YWF0b3RndWFvNzFpamdwbG45OXFsZHVodHYzamc5Y2NkcGcxYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kkyYV0WYLnSVy/200w.webp
4chanrefugee
#29 Laney Grey and Sera Ryder.
Don't know the specific scene
r00tk1d
#26 do you also know the source on that?
4chanrefugee
I found a source of the vid, but not any information on the performer
IdisWadidis
What about the painting?
noone1415
Who the EVER. LIVING. FUCK. is Clavicular...?
KR1570F
the best answer to your question I can come up with is, Have you done your knee and back stretches and do you need some Ibuprofen?
StormBurnX
I did my knee and back stretches and now I need ibuprofen as a result
Cactus21
This is not a question you want an answer to.
SeanBeanJovi
Some manosphere douche.
Germanswisscheese
Is somebody the youth made famous. He suffers from extreme body dysmorphia, but he has a cult of people convinced he is the master race and they should follow him.
Zamerine
'looksmaxxing' guy; pioneered using extreme methods to max his looks; from 'bone smashing' (blunt force on bones to get them to the shape you wish them to be) to using meth as a way to erase his appetite for food.
ADMNtek
I don't know, and I also want to know. As a matter of fact I never want to hear about him ever again.
phalanxausage
Do not ask. If you learn you will be dumber for having that knowledge.
DWolf
I've heard of "looksmaxxing" but no this clown. My life was complete without it and will remain complete if I never heard of him again.
EggFooYung
The stupid man version of one of those stupid women that try to look like living barbie dolls.
perlninja
Some kid who decided to ... I dunno... go looksmaxxing? Whatever that is? I'm 50. I don't know any of this. But apparently yet another douche making bad content and giving awful advice to impressionable youth.
khety1890
Thanks for asking the question I wanted to ask.
CobainsSarcoma
i swear to fuck if i never see/hear/read [xxx]maxxing again, it's gonna be too soon
Zanzetuken
Yeah I'm into living-under-rocks-maxxing too! /s
Niagaran
Someone that DK thinks about a fucking lot, it would seem
TimeTraveller264
Mahabazu
Oh yeah, Batboy! I haven't heard of him since the 90s. I wonder what he's up to now?
defensivebackhair
In my 30s. Can confirm.
bigtwindaddy10
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTJpYmRsM2Z6MjY4NHJ6NHU4bngyMDh3cmdia2NzNm1yYWlnOGFmOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XMBJ0l20sNWEM/200w.webp
subject6661
Im 30. Ive been feeling this for a while already too
joeyecho101
I'm 46. I just tell myself "Dua Lipa" and I am content in my own ignorance.
RageRestRepeat
This is how I get through my shifts
PizzaCraig
The Italian gymnastics coach?
joeyecho101
cameloDancer
Everytime I see that word, I think about a collar bone.
cropduster5000
The joint where your sternum meets your clavicle is called the sternoclavicular joint. In other words, me too
sfrinlan
It definitely sounds like collar bone cancer. "Ma'am, I'm so sorry, we've confirmed your son has cancer" "Oh no! what kind?!" "Clavicular"
TheMostKink
Well yes, he's a proponent of bonesmashing. It's all part of his looksmaxxing routine.
wherearemytesticles
W h a t .
TheMostKink
Bonesmashing. You break your bones in places to make them fit your aesthetic.
LowBrowHighJinx
again,
W h a t .
wadatahmydamie
He’s the guy who came up with a points system for appearance, and has smashed his own face with a hammer to meet that standard.
stonetemplefox05
At least he practices what he preaches. Kind of refreshing, actually.
Huor
Like literally. With a hammer. As a beauty routine. WITH A HAMMER.
mesquiteTex
Should just continue smashing… to a pulp.
battleofhastings1066
I use a hammer for a living. I have a feeling I can do a better job than he did, and would like an opportunity.
sfrinlan
Be a lot easier to invent a stupid standard points system that ranks your existing body as perfect, but I guess respect?
iusedtodream
You mean the Tate scale? You'd think it would work but most people didn't buy it (people with chins didn't agree with Andrews very accurate scale)
MyMixtapeMeltsSteelBeams
If he was just doing it for himself, maybe I'd respect the follow through. No respect though when he's actively working to influence impressionable kids to do the same
airbreather
He's like a 2026 update on Tucker Max.
ILoveThiPlatform
Im so mad you just brought him back into my conscience mind
MechKelly
Who's Tucker max?
Balltilwefall
Extreme pussy slayer from 20 years ago
DangerBaer
Guy who holds the world record for how far he can stretch his foreskin up his buttcrack.
OldnSpicey
He is like a 2006 version of Clavicular.
airbreather
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Don't worry, I'm also old
imakesoap
I just thought, I’m glad that I’m old enough that I don’t know who this person is.
Robtheshaman
Me too. Im old as well. Ive faded into obscurity away from pop culture.
Irishtrailrunner
Gen Xer here. I thought he was a band name
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Kind of a relief honestly
Robtheshaman
Whole heartedly agree with you there.
Moose79
Online "influencer" that does all beauty and workout stuff but also takes meth and steroids and its just overall a shitty person
Jamesstin
Meth and steroids don't make him a shitty person so what exactly does make him a shitty person?
DataDewDrop
Mostly that he tells other people to take meth and steroids.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
For starters, he thinks anyone who's 'ugly' must be miserable and poor and could never know happiness without plastic surgery. Literally the only time I've ever heard this failed cumstain speak is a clip that went around a bit ago with him 'interviewing' some guy asking if he's really happy with his moderate looks and when the guy says he is, he called the guy a liar and ended the 'interview'.
albaboss
He’s also deeply misogynistic
BarryTheCyborg
Probably because he's gay and doesn't know why his dick won't get hard for women, so it's obviously their problem.
TheoryOfRelativeTea
That too. In fact I've noticed that people who judge others solely by looks and have superiority complexes about it, tend to also be vehemently misogynistic.