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...the Wright brothers first flew in 1903.
Video clip of speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89YLHrZokw
Sorry, best video I could find so far.
Edit:
Interesting psychological perspective on the power of intentionally making mistakes in speeches from non-biased New Zealander/Aussie @NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning . Link: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZDKaZSZ
BootsDusty
chrisjohnson76
Ah yes, by the great Alonzo Chappel using MS Paint during the great internet outage of 1781
wlfrnnr
”Just you wait, just you wait”. NOW I get it.
Squonksterr
I am not gonna miss... my... flight! No I’m not gonna miss... my... flight!
Paoloc0mments
He rammed the manparts.
iHateNicolasCage
Security wasn’t as strict back then
ButterworthToast
ButterworthToast
And remember kids, the moon is a part of Mars and wind turbines cause cancer... How is he President.
pancakesplz
Oh that's easy, he's a narcissistic fool, all you have to do is feed their ego and they gladly jump through any hoop you present them with.
JediDavid
AstroExplained
FIREBIRDC9
One of the reasons we had to retreat sadly. The Redcoat Air Force had nowhere to land!
HellbirdIV
Fortunately the RRAF learned from its failures and defeated the Swedes at the Battle of Agincourt during the Napoleonic Wars!
FIREBIRDC9
Took a while though, many lives were lost before command acknowledged that Line formations don't work with Aeroplanes!
Kenkenny82
ThailandExpress
truthjusticetheamericanway
Making America gag again...
BjornFjord
Had to verify he actually said this shit. Found videos and an article with this quote.
HitlersArtCritic
For reference. First airport wasn't made until after the 1900s
DigiT00l
Did he also just bring in the wrong war? Not too sure about American wars, I am European, but I thought the SSB thing was the 1812 war
Merrigan917
Jesus Christ our president knows less about our history than Europeans do.
JollyJokzr
manned the air, rammed the ramparts, took over the airports. This sounds like he was having a seizure of some sort.
WookieWookieWookie
One can only hope
RemingtonStyle
'tis a stranger asking - but didn't all that star spangling and rocket flag illuminating happen in another war in the 1800s?
DontVoteForStupid
War of 1812, specifically at the battle of Baltimore in 1814. Trump is a goddamned nightmare idiot.
LychFinderGeneral
"Cornwallis of Yorktown"
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Maybe was speaking of multiple events? But very poorly?
DigiT00l
I mean the flag thing was 1812
tacochief74
Thanks for posting. Too many react over headlines alone, positively and negativity.
xETM
And the star spangled banner over Fort McHenry was the War of 1812.
DontVoteForStupid
And they were fucking holed up in the fort. They weren't ramming any fucking ramparts. The flag stood because they held the fort. Nitwit.
DatDarthCaedus
Fort McHenry was also built AFTER the revolutionary war, to replace the former Fort Whetstone.
alsoAzrael
I'm sorry, does that say they rammed the ramparts? Did he say that too?
DontVoteForStupid
He's a fucking idiot. He makes Dan Quale look like a very stable genius.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Yep. He pretty much covered half a millennium worth of warfare.
deadspache
But why are they ramming the ramparts? I know Washington wasn't a great tactician but come on. Find the door, mate.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Maybe he thinks that's where the term ramparts comes from. The spot in a defensive wall that is being rammed. The ram part.
alsoAzrael
I think mixing up words is a sign of dementia, and that makes that entire speech make more sense. 1/2
alsoAzrael
https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2017-07-10/dementia-10-early-warning-signs/8673630 See #3, language problems. 2/2
MaskitorCasket
He proudly shoots himself in the foot and his supporters praise his marksmanship.
rococosbasilisk
Did you come up with that line? Because it’s quite good
BrutusGrimme
Trumps over here playing 17th dimension parcheesi, the libruhls don't stand a chance.
DrakeRamorayMD
Eloquently put. I like it.
katwa
I'm going to steal that line. But his markamanship is so good, it didn't hit innocent bystanders at least.
Tiredofdeeznuts
.
pronoun
Well, he's an antipolitician. His supporters don't care about errors like this.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
He is everything they claim to hate about politicans: an incompetent, self-enriching serial liar who's completely out of touch with the (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
common people. But what they actually hate about a politician is when there's a (D) behind their name. (2)
pronoun
He may be incompetent, but he is obviously not out of touch with the people, regardless of whether it's genuine or not.
mardukkur
He pushes the racism button over and over and his idiot supporters clap like barking seals. That is his understanding of the "common people"
TheRockDude
"His love for America is so great it surpasses the need for accurate American history!" - his supporters, probably
MisterLemons
Remember, he was there... He was there on 7/11
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"All the blood's just leftist weakness leaving the country. Gallons of it! And now he's falling down because he can't help but hug America."
ekulzards
Well, he never misses, so you gotta respect his accuracy?
lucien15
Nice
LokJok
This is the best quote I've heard all year.
AnotherMeetingWithHR
CirB
So he's said the truth at least once?
warmNchewey
He wasn't wrong...they love him too...
MisterLemons
DrunkCommentor
At least Dick Cheney shot someone else in the face, and not his own foot.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
And when it's late at night, we'll go back to my place...where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face... ??
Richter12x2
Maybe we can get him to come back and try again?
InfinitusEquitas
Two wars per Palpatine, that's the rule!
InfinitusEquitas
Then got the guy to apologize to HIM. Hope he rots in hell, but at least Cheney was not a social embarrassment.
Camelspotting
Rots? He probably owns the place.
frntmucle
Definitely has a deluxe apartment there.
Dipityseren
One thing to be conned-but being conned by someone you're surprised they doesn't walk about with their xxxl tighty whiteys on their head?
Dipityseren
Is just goddamned embarrassing.
ComradeSnowball
Also might help to put someone up against him who isn't a complete disaster but that would go against a time honored democrat tradition
eggmuffin
Such as someone who can win the popular vote? Oh no, the US electoral system doesn't allow for that. Democracy, my ass.
dontrike
You can't find a bigger disaster than Trump. The businessman that knows nothing of business nor math.
ComradeSnowball
The dems apparently did in 2016 and the field isn't looking great for the next go around.
dontrike
No, they found a worse campaign. If anyone thinks Hillary was worse than Trump then public school definitely failed the country. (1)
dontrike
I don't like Hillary, but to say Trump is better in any way, sans buildings with names on it and gold toilets, is asinine.
DarkCrawler901
Hillary was still more popular then Trump. It might help if you guys change your elections so that the one more people vote for...wins.
ComradeSnowball
You'd need to elect people to do that. Same problem.
BuffaloDeadhead
GrandProtectorDark
Or better tet, break up the parties. Just 2 sides aren't good. It needs way more individual sides to actually work
ComradeSnowball
How would that even work?
eggmuffin
Easy. Preferential voting. Parties grow naturally from that.
GrandProtectorDark
Just make more parties.
AnotherMeetingWithHR
boopysnoot
He dumb
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Efreeti
International
b612
Internationally considered as a national embarrassment to the USA.
TheAussieNerd
The fact that anyone has respect for this retarded cheeto in the shape of a man astounds me.
DeadnCold
It is sad that I can't tell right away if this is fake or not.
juzsayin
Easy to work out. If it sounds too dumb to be true- it's fucking true.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Yeah, people would come up with a better lie. The truth is just too stupid.
purdhapley
It’s even sadder that it’s real.
mthornton91
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89YLHrZokw
chrisat928
Whenever he says something stupid, I think, there's no way he said it. And then there's video...
maddiet16
@ everyone watching the videos of the outrageous things he says.. myself included.
LuminoZero
Trump's Razor: If you think there's no way he just said that. He said it, and it's somehow worse in context.
PopeyeTheSailor
When i was watching the speech i was literally chanting "say something stupid, say something stupid" he says it... OK not that stupid HOLY F
DooDooDaddy
And with this one it's pretty much always on video.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
NuH uH tHaTs FaKe NeWs YoU LiBeRaL sNoWfLaKe. StOp EnFoRcInG tHe HiLaRy AgEnDa!
HisBabes
And even with video he & his supporters will deny he said it or “that’s not what he meant”. The mental gymnastics used to try and excuse-
HisBabes
his demented rambling & outright attempts to circumvent our laws & Constitution must be exhausting.
404GravitassNotFound
To paraphrase his supporters, don't listen to what he says but how he says it. Even they know the finer detail is BS.
DB4289
They know it, you know it, I know it, we all know it - wrong. You're wrong. C H I N A
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Replace "stupid" with "contradicting himself" and "video" with "twitter" and it still works.
Splittmark
What i meant to say. What i actually said was, video is fake. -trump tomorrow
DVSBSTrD
Do you not know who Donald Trump is?
RavenInFlyte4ever
And he'll just deny it tomorrow. Even when there's video
pandro
The real reason his candidacy kept going: not enough time for people to confront him for a stupidity before he'd top it the next day.
TheSilverSeraph
Bingo
originalone
He’ll deny it today to your face with video of it in his face with zero backpedaling - just baldfuckinfaced lying
artintel
With his perpetual mantra, "Fake News"; he's an embarrassment to the nation.
DiabolicalStench
And his supporters will believe him... even when there's video
indyliberal
Soon he will claim even video evidence is a deep state “deep fake” of him.
myapologiesforsayingthat
YES! That part kills me
dparrott842
Like wind turbine noise cause cancer? Or the moon is part of mars?
MarxAvenger
Yes
DeadlyFood
I think he meant using the moon as a way to get to mars, which makes the tweet entirely pointless, just contradicting his own tweet
DeadlyFood
Granted that tweet is just utter word vomit to begin with so I might be completely misinterpreting that
DrVinnyBoomBotch
You are (misinterpreting, and inadvertently (?) being a trump supporter) ?
DeadlyFood
... how? With the way I interpreted it he literally contradicts himself from half a tweet earlier
TlalocTemporal
It's hard to interpret the meaning of something that changes meaning by the word.
IvanWestenbrug
He said what!?
snipekill1997
First one he said. Second one is him having a tenuous grasp on how to write.
dparrott842
I wish i could say i was joking, but he said each one of those. Guess we can add planes during the revolutionary war to the list now.
HisBabes
If you ever want cognitive brain damage go to Twitter and read his tweets. I’m pretty sure a monkey could do better & Trump tries to -
HisBabes
make policy. I follow him (I’m sorry). Because I’ve come across memes of altered tweets where his supporters have tried to make him sound-
HisBabes
intelligent. Because obviously he can’t do that himself.
jhsuber
Wait when was the moon one? I missed that trump idiocy
snipekill1997
He didn't literally think that, but his writing is so bad that he tweeted it.
dparrott842
/a/bm3EQTT was a tweet
Baihu1983
Holy shit
Enoan
Though poorly written, I think he might be talking about how a lunar refueling station would be part of getting to mars?
DrVinnyBoomBotch
He just put a space in the wrong place (no pun intended on my part) ... he didn’t meant “a part” but rather “apart”
WherePoetryComesToDie
No, no, he meant "apartn't." Sort of a double negative.
TlalocTemporal
That still doesn't make sense. "The moon is apart of mars."
RepostFromLastWeek
I kind of read it as moon being a side quest in the main quest which is Mars, instead of Moon being the main quest.
eggmuffin
That's what he intended to convey. He's just really bad at communicating.
SharkoutofWata
That’s my takeaway too but it still reads like an ADHD kid who lost track of what his mouth was doing.
SpicySlimslam
proracing53
hollanderpolder
He sounds like Cartman from Southpark... This footage is frightinging.
aldhafara
There's actually a clip of him dubbed with Cartman's lines somewhere, but it's in French.
ThatTransformersDude
The mystery of Cartman's father is solved
NoItsATideUsername
I'm guess he was supposed to just say ports, like naval ports. Idk if that makes it better or worse.
alsoAzrael
I looked and can find no mention of them taking over the ports, though. The british blockaded american ports, but not the americans.
DatDarthCaedus
Yeah, the British had the biggest navy in the world at the time. There wasn't a lot of US-UK naval action going on during that war.
Nyoibo83
That doesn't explain the "manned the air" part though
alsoAzrael
Or "rammed the ramparts" which I guess is also something he said.
xETM
TBF, the British never expected us to take over the airports.
Bartacomus
That's how we Bested them
waznewz
I wish i could upvote this x1000 this really made my day.
HumfreeBugart
They didn't need them, they had aircraft carriers
Fedotia
Still useful to have a real airport, even if they had the world's most powerful navy, aircraft carriers werent perfect in the 1700s.
hiyo365
We really blindsided them with that move. +1 America; where we rewrite history into fiction!
frake
THIS... CANNOT... BE... REAL...
UnattendedDeviant
It's very real. He also confused what happened in the War of 1812 with rhe Revolution War when he said it.
LurkerOfDarkness
Oh, so they took over airports in 1812 instead?
TharianSkyeyed
It's very real and the sooner we can accept where we are historically, politically, and socially, the sooner we can move to fix it.
serakaida
We are in the stupidest timeline unfortunately.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You mean the president abusing independence day for his autocrat-style militaristic boasting or the bullshit he's boasting about?
DickMercenary
Five words that can describe both Soviet history and the Trump presidency: "And then things got worse."
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
It is and needs to be changed.
HumfreeBugart
Exactly, the British had aircraft carriers so they didn't use the airports
noptic
And the battle he talked about happened decades after the revolution.
DVSBSTrD
BUT HER EMAILZ!
thedarkcanuck
Unfortunately this is real life, not just fanta sea
muggybonehead
Is that bubbly orange flavoured sea? I want me some of that.
attofreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q1XGcNVTIE
ShadeEmberi
we have been saying that since 2016
CoeusDarksoul
I'm just done... I was already pretty done with all the shit the GOP was doing during the Obama years. They're just friggin' embarrassing.
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
I wonder how the cast of idiocracy feels about partially predicting the future...
timoghaha42
And yet
Skelliton
Well it _IS_ Trump we're talking about after all...
amphid
It's not that. Trump is currently the embodiment of a business card, representing THE ENTIRITY of the United States of America. 1/2
amphid
With that, spoken words by him are the words the nation speaks, so he's belittling the country because of the faults in his words. 2/2
DarPhyve
https://time.com/5620936/donald-trump-revolutionary-war-airports/
DrVinnyBoomBotch
‘snot
surroundedbytwits
‘tis
ChristianRandall
It 100% is real
mthornton91
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89YLHrZokw
INeedAnIdeaForAGoodUsername
That's just scary stupid
CountBackwardsFrom10
Is there a non-deer dancing Christmas song version? Also why are there deer dancing to jingle bells?
Adaren21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTirPV4Onw
breakfastburner
Guessing it was a follow from something that made no sense, to something that also made absolutely no sense.
nugo520
the deer made more sense
claudesniper
i vote for deer 2020 i don't care which
stinkingyeti
What's the source of the rocket's red glare thing? I know it's in the anthem, but, why?
dronette
It is in reference to the British navy's attack on Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner
Rifneno
You should hear his theory on exercise if you think this is bad.
strangeloveesq
He also thinks gases can’t escape his apartment because his doors have good seals. He was ranting about environmental regulation and 1/2
strangeloveesq
Said he didn’t know why they had to get rid of ozone depleting chemicals in hairspray if he only used them in his “sealed” apartment. 2/2
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Yeah, hit us!
SupermassiveZebra
Alright, hit us
Rifneno
He thinks the human body is "like a battery". You're born with so much energy, and once depleted, you die. He thinks exercise kills you.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
I mean it can. If you for example, jog into a speeding bus.
BrockEffingSamson
He thinks you're born with a finite amount of energy, like a battery, and if you exercise you run it out and die earlier.
SnivellusSnape
I'd go for that except sedentary fatties definitely dont live longer than gym junkies
WhereIsDonnie
One has a 'reservoir' of heart beats, when it's empty, one dies. So exercising, which raises your heart's bpm, is bad, since one dies early.
Fedotia
But being a fattie strains your heart more than having a healthy weight.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I read this as I'm about to reheat a burger at 740am.
GerberLegalTeam
I've seen a quote floating around the internet for a few years, supposedly by a cardiologist that says this. Guess that's where he got
GerberLegalTeam
That idea from.
eriksarcasm
He has dementia. This is not a joke or an assault. The signs are there.
BuffBadwell
No u
behrditz
just look at him now, and then go back and look at the comedy central roast, which was not very long ago. Massive degradation.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Right? He was witty many years ago, he even talked with his opponents in a respectful manner. Now it's just rambling and insults.
GentlemanScientist
I think he started out with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and got worse along the way.
DontVoteForStupid
It could just be that he's an extreme dullard that's coasted through life on his narcissism and daddy's money.
PlusSizedGentlemanInAnUndersizedGarment
That would make a lot of sense.
BlackavarLion
Paranoia, stammering, lying, cheating at golf. It's a slow progress.
GlurpleDurp
Doubt it. He's just a moron and a big enough piece of shit to gaslight the country.
dogestyle
He's just an attention whore, he just wants to always be the hot shit people talk about ... but he's taking it a bit too litterally
DespiseEveryone
Dementia doesn't make you think aircraft existed during the revolutionary war. He is just stupid.
alsoAzrael
https://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2017-07-10/dementia-10-early-warning-signs/8673630 See #3, "language problems."
doesntmatter
No, all signs point to dementia with a strong side of aphasia. Stupidity does not make you think aircraft existed during the revolutionary
doesntmatter
war either, you see.
glitchead
He cant fully form sentences. The original quote was "General Cornwallis.. the air.. man... They manned the ramparts, they took over the..."
Frugtkagen
I supported Trump back during the election, and I remember watching a compilation of clips of Trump, and even then I remember thinking 1)
Frugtkagen
that something had changed. He was much more articulate 20 or 30 years ago. Ignore the music and watch the video: 2)
Frugtkagen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY 3)
Charley9626
Doot for later .
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Politics aside, yep. He sounds (relatively) articulate and composed in this vid. (I'm only a few minutes in and am going to watch it all.
Frugtkagen
Something changes around 2010. He begins repeating himself more and his language becomes simpler and simpler.
georgejimmydoodle
I have a neighbor with dementia, and there are distinct similarities between their speaking patterns.
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
Neuropsychologist here: there are many forms of dementia, and it is impossible to tell either way just from public speeches.
DatDarthCaedus
His speech in general is far less coherent than 20 years ago though, and there are multiple videos of him seemingly forgetting why he is 1/2
DatDarthCaedus
in a certain place, or what he's supposed to be doing. He's failed to find people sitting literally across the desk from him in the Oval 2/3
DatDarthCaedus
Office. Several of his worst twitter rants are timed to when sundowning would be affecting him. Surely that's enough to determine SOMETHING.
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
The way his speech degraded over the years is remarkable though, although it can be caused by many things.
Sidewinds3000
Smartest President we have ever had......haha ha ha haha haha haha hah hahaha hahaha hahaha ha hahaha ha ha hahaha ha ha hahaha ha oh boy!
prodmerc
*According to the President of the USA, so you know it's real!
JaromirAzarov
That moment when you wish you had GWB back in office...
InfinitusEquitas
His dumb shit was at least funny. Trump is just depressing.
DigiT00l
His dumb shit at least made sense
Jorwhore
He's got a big, beautiful brain and an IQ we wouldn't believe.
rob98000
It's a perfect 100
xETM
You're right, I don't believe he has an IQ
HighImpactSexualViolence
The greatest IQ! His doctor just came back and gave him the results: It's a perfect 10.
Tairu8
Stable genius
DrVinnyBoomBotch
*megalomaniacal sycophant
Lethalshroud
Neigh
Souljah42
Not enough upvotes will this receive.
stingraysds
Easy there Yoda.
dontrike
He upgraded it to "extremely stable genius" when he walked away from infrastructure talks, which was the easiest win-win he was given.
oneburntwitch
This man is your elected president, My fellow Americans.
Attaroo
To be fair, he got more than a little help from Putin.
oneburntwitch
He was also giving people a sales pitch a lot of em bought hook, line, and sinker.
geof3494
Numbers speak
dontrike
And none of them look good.
Nyoibo83
They do, and if the US went by actual numbers, Trump wouldn't have won
CaptainMiffles
Numbers seem to speak far better than some certain individuals, as illustrated by the video.
colopctech
what happened to the speech writing staff? they they get the 4th off for a whole year?
Attaroo
Is there evidence he can read?
Bartacomus
he wings it. they all have writers.. but hes never been held accountable for his actions, so theres no mental checks and balances
RidinReactionCreator
I think he just watches movies, and makes it up from there
YuliqaMadiq
He probably had them fired. But only to hire them back to blame this speech on them.
mrB3ND3R
I'm not entirely convinced he knows how to read. There are several accounts (albeit hearsay) that suggest it. His college profs, SNL cast...
BrazilianThunderPanda
He’s too spastic to stick to a prewritten speech.
ladybuglauren
It was, in fact, a prewritten speech AND he had a teleprompter.
idonthaveauser
Honest question: can he read (fast enough)?
nspriest233
supposedly the teleprompter froze up so he took the time to go off script
Callistan
Nah, he sometimes sticks to the script. And it’s PAINFULLY obvious when he does. He sounds more wooden than Pinocchio.
hairytrigga
And people say Dubya is dumb.
chefchris357
I was not a fan of W at all, but I'd welcome him with open arms now.
DarkCrawler901
Dubya is dumb. Trump is something else, "dumb" is way too minor.
neumatteo
Nucular
tooomanystevesgotbanned
As an Aussie, I never thought I would miss Dubya.
DespiseEveryone
Yeah sure, you want another illegal war?
SgtPancakes
War with Iran would make the invasion of Iraq look like a water balloon fight
DespiseEveryone
Not yet started and he is running out of time to do it.
rockfireman
Most American's feel the same way. Bush was a bright ray of sunshine compared to Trump.
phaze99
Do you think at this point he is just trolling because he did not want the job ?
limbodog
No. I think he was never smart, but now he’s surrounded by pathetic sycophants and going senile.
GrimdogX
He was never smart but he genuinely seemed to become mentally unstable around the time he really became famous, it's only gotten worse.
eggmuffin
No. At this point I'm convinced that he is literally senile. Or retarded. Or both.
Cheomesh
To be honest, I believe he is going senile.Pretty much since the election runup he's sounded like some of the oldfolks I used to know 1/
Cheomesh
back when I volounteered at the retirement home. 2/2
UnattendedDeviant
No. You're seeing the real Trump.
ladybuglauren
have you seen the video where he wants to be president til 2245 or whatever?
imgurian88
Wait... what?? Oh.. did he believe that one physician that said he could live to 200 or something?
ladybuglauren
Found it: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144072877290872832
98oktan
He was trolling all along, but people elected him anyway
DirkNurple
I still think Herman Cain is the greatest performance artist to have ever lived.
Ismellofhockey
I think it was just a slip of the tongue, like when Obama said he'd traveled to 57 states. He probably, hopefully, meant seaports. I don't..
Ismellofhockey
like Trump, but I can give him the benefit of the doubt sometimes.
dontrike
It can't be a slip of the tongue when he says "air" and "airport". You can't do that twice like that. Once is a mistake, twice is stupid.
JCstormz
but now the job is keeping him from jail
UhhhhhNick
Jail for what exactly? Honestly curious what proof they have on him. And before I get called a Trumpy, I’d like to say I don’t even like >
UhhhhhNick
Him, I just get tired of people mob justicing everyone when they don’t agree.
georgejimmydoodle
10 counts of obstruction at least.
JCstormz
New York state, various fraud, tax evasion and such. Then of course Mueller report, while damning unlikely to end up with jail due to plea
pancakesplz
Yes, the whole foundation of our democracy rests on every citizen being equal before the law.
schmoo38
obstruction of justice, several counts.
waitdoyounot
It’s a fair question. I think mostly something along contact with foreign agents and paying for info/dirt (or whatever). Not a lawyer.
waitdoyounot
You can also claim there has been a ton of conflict of interest and wondering how much of that is legal. Like gov events at his hotels etc.
Cheomesh
Dunno, just lock her up.
purdhapley
He knows more about the airports in 1776 then anyone else.
MedicSailor
His knowledge of the airports in 1776 is better than any president previous to him, his knowledge is huge
matt692007
No other person wants to talk about the airports they had back in 1776, but Donald J Trump is not afraid to talk about them.
pumly
He just can't read the auto-cue. Probably read something like 'enemy forts' as airports
juzsayin
*THAN....FFS...
DeadForTaxReasons
Believe me
kikisdeliveryservice
No one knows better than him
ArtSmarse
They were the biggest airports, the best. Tremendous airports. Believe me!
Laylah77
You win!
pancakesplz
The had only the smartest people (trust me folks).
ArtSmarse
Make America's Airports Great Again!
pancakesplz
I'm the first person to say "airports" I've never heard anyone else say it, maybe they did, maybe they didn't.
KansasMoth
Just when I thought I heard the dumbest shit to come from him, he goes and says something even stupider.
AnonOmis1000
How do you feel after recent events?
trailhounds5772
The never ending ...show.
noonehasthisoneyet
But people believe this now.
pancakesplz
Give it 2 days tops before fox is defending it, insisting people are taking it out of context.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
"What he MEANT was"
pancakesplz
Hell it didn't even take that long.
PokeMasterWrath
He's like a tunneling machine, dragging the low bar down with him.
coldrush2013
And totally redeems himself.
MarkyBoyAce
*stupidier
Justaguy85
Stupilicious
MomJokes
But he has sources!
xETM
the best sources.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
When it comes to saying dumb shit, he’s like Usain Bolt, breaking his own record over and over.
RodgerRodger
IWouldDoThings
We all say, everyday
miyukgookforpregos
So say we all!
HaloMixter
I mean yeah, I agree he's an idiot, but didn't he gave teleprompters? Could one of the staff members be trying to make sure he doesn't get
ShaneGadsby
He's famous for not reading in general, let alone the dozens or reports he refuses to read teleprompters
Assbandit
All his shortcomings aside he is also a nightmare to work with especially for all his aides. He loves going off the teleprompter.
UnattendedDeviant
He didn't know what ramparts are and probably thought idiot staff misspelled "airport".
HaloMixter
Elected again?
TrueNorthernLights
Ah, the conspiracy appears. Sooner than I expected.
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Yeah it's a conspiracy obvs... Not that he's a clueless nutjob who got to where he is by invoking hate in people.
pumly
Am I the only one that thinks he's just too dumb to read the auto-cue with falling over his words. He's never been much of a 'reader'
MrsRodriguez
Umm you do remember when he said that air turbines cause cancer .. FROM THE NOISE THEY MAKE.
fnurglbhurg
Had a few successes, now back to ad-libbing again. "I got this".
motherfluffer
You ever notice how he turns his body like a kid when he talks? Like swaying left and right
RearAdmiralObvious
The worst part: this was one of his few scripted speeches...
Iamyourcaptainnow
But there's still even dumber idiots cheering for him. USA! USA! USA! TRUMP FOREEEEVER!
zdriver984
We get the government we deserve. It's a shame we aren't all at the white house dragging him out by his ridiculous hair.
Bonchoman
He says the most stupidest shit, the best in the world, you wouldn't believe it
CaelonGmail
Think about how badly a group has to screw up for him to be elected. Now imagine those people have yet to think about this problem.
MDS1984
i think the dumbest thing ive heard a POTUS say was that you could get health care for the cost of a cell phone
MDS1984
and then later say that we would have to cut unnecessary costs...like our cell phone, in order to afford health care
SonOfLucifer
I have to give credit where credit's due. he can one up himself...
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
It's tied for the dumbest thing he's ever done.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
That is, tied with every other fucking thing he's ever done.
Tombliboos
The man literally is thick as mince
hollanderpolder
Wow, only 49 downvotes ; the army of Trumpeteers finally gave in.
icameforboobsbutstayedtotroll
And totally redeems himself!
DrVinnyBoomBotch
☝️ fake post! (He’s so far in the hole (black hole, that is) redemption *might be* in *another* universe.)
Potawatomie
It’s a quote from Dumb & Dumber...
woodRunner
Hahahaha I totally thought of the same line!
heartlessninja6
UnattendedDeviant
If you listen to it you can tell teleprompter had ramparts, probably not knowing what they are, thought they mispelled airports.
thorkild91
That.... that kinda makes it worse
UnattendedDeviant
He also was describing War of 1812 thinking thst was the War of Independence. He's a functioning idiot.
StarscreamAndHutch
Hamburders
AliBarber
Covfefe
TlalocTemporal
Ah wud leik to bui, eh amdartar. An Heimbergur. DU BURGUR!
SpottieOttieDopalisciousAngel
I laughed harder than I should at this.
whatthehell13
Not a trump fan but this guy honestly got more hate than I imagined possible before even taking office.
KansasMoth
Considering all the shit he's said and done, the hate is well deserved.
whatthehell13
He really hasn't done much that's unprecedented. People just choose to have selective memories.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah that's generally how it works when you lie non stop 24/7.
Ufphen
It's pretty obvious he ment ramparts
UnattendedDeviant
No...he said they rammed or ran the ramparts. Then they controlled the airports. You've had too many examples to assume he's intelligent.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Naval ports
dontrike
Really? 'Cause he says ramparts after and before saying airports, twice.
Assbandit
It's hilarious how you're so desperately trying to play the usual "see what he meant was" game with a number of posters.
stingraysds
Yes, he definitely ‘ment’ that.
Porecomesis
We cannot afford another four years of this nong.
NorthmanoftheNorth
But... The memes!
Mechwarrior719
If you’re an American citizen over the age of 18 then you need to vote. Your friends need to vote. Their friends need to vote. VOTE!
PokeMasterWrath
It should be MANDATORY to vote.
shadefang
Not sure on that, but it should be far easier. Always blows my mind hearing people not voting because they have to take a day off work etc.
shadefang
For reference, where I live you can vote by mail. Ballot comes, and you can either supply your own stamp, or take it to a ballot drop box.
therealpopkiller
And not just vote. Volunteer, canvass, phone bank, donate #whateverittakes
Porecomesis
Write to your local newsletter. Engage people who have poor Internet. Do what you need to.
flosser
Sure. But what if they vote for this asshat again? Their right I guess.
Chiefinspector
Is America doing worse or better than with the last president? Hard to do an overall estimate but would be interesting to hear opinions.
Porecomesis
Worse.
TheVRay
How dare you ask this. Please accept your down votes for questioning the orthodoxy.
Chiefinspector
How dare i ask your opinions? Ok bye
TheVRay
I didn't feel I had to label my comment as sarcasm. I was mistaken.
Cptspaz
Yeah actually our economy is better than it has been in many many years
squintish
Having nothing to do with Trump policy. He's doing his best to break it however.
frake
ambiencenever
Gdp is no indicator of workers' success. Wages are stagnant, we paid more taxes, cost of living is up. Then let's tall about 1/
ambiencenever
Rx drug prices, student loan debt, and medical bills.
humanhotplate
Due in no part to Trump, in fact many economists believe because of trump policies we are headed to another recession. Guess we'll see.
RepostFromLastWeek
As a European I think it's been entertaining, I wouldn't mind another 4 years of that shit show.
squintish
Enjoy your hot European summers then, because we are definitely not working on climate change til he's gone.
WherePoetryComesToDie
The problem is US policies have outsized global impact. Eg: if Trump got Herman Cain on the Fed, the fallout would affect the entire world.
Ar1k
I feel like the rest of the world is that guy in war movies that crazylaughs when bombs are dropping everywhere
myapologiesforsayingthat
Yeah but we have to live in this shit show and it's ugly from this side.
UnattendedDeviant
The whole world hears all of this an probably wonder why America puts up with a functioning idiot at the head of our government.
chinook825
Guess you were real butthurt with the moron Obama huh?
PokeMasterWrath
Well, everyone but the UK. They have their own idiot.
historymaker121
Well, we’ve been doing it for about 60 years so far, so I guess we are getting good at it.
Ar1k
Not really. Not the fact that he's acting as president but how the hell he got elected in the first place, it was so obvious.
shadefang
While I disagree, I can understand looking at clinton, seeing someone who seems to embody their largest issues with corrupt government,(1/2)
shadefang
(2/2)and thinking anything is better than that. there's a reason that some people were calling that race "orange hitler vs lady nixon."
Ar1k
That being said, most countries have exactly the same issues and trump types, it's just that the whole world watches you guys
Ar1k
here the biggest winner in our parliament wrote that woman like getting raped and thinks climate change simply doesnt exist (dutchieland)
SharkoutofWata
Then please, Democrats, offer up someone who isn’t as horrifically toxic for the country. It shouldn’t be so damn hard but you sent Hillary
ambiencenever
We did pick someone better. His opponent cheated and stole the nom. Then she threw the game by skipping swing states. Still won by 3 mill.
Azathought
It's kind of like chess. Just because you captured more pieces doesn't mean you win, the rules say you need to checkmate.
ambiencenever
No, it's kinda like super delegates, gerrymandering, and the electoral college are borked.
Fedotia
You had the choice between a half-decent politician and the village's idiot turning senile. That was an easy choice.
squintish
Dont even. Hillary is nowhere near the kind of deplorable cretin Trump is. And you knew that to begin with.
Porecomesis
After three years, I cannot believe that Hillary would've been worse than, or even equal to, Trump.
nintyuk
It was a choice between a corporate robot and bad timeline biff tanner. With Hillary it was a measured bad, with trump it was a chaos vote
tronicles
Many voters can’t bring themselves to vote for a woman for a multitude of reasons unfortunately. Some of the best candidates are women too
DarkShippo
Don't care if it's a woman or not. Hilary is just a horrible option. Send a woman who knows what to do and isnt sketchy.
matelty
I dont think it has anything to do with her being a woman, and everything to do with what she has done. Imo trumps still dumb, but 1st
frake
Askingforafriend37
She ran against trump. I’m pretty sure some mold growing in a toilet could get 3 million more votes than him.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Let's be honest. While dumb as a brick, this is nowhere NEAR the stupidest thing he's ever said.
neospor1n
clearly someone needs to figure out what was the dumbest thing he ever said
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
We can pool our money to pay for their treatment afterward
pancakesplz
Mighty low bar bud, *mighty* low.
Toast2
Wind mill noises cause cancer
AliBarber
While that's a positive it's also a huge negative
HavUSeenMyBaseball
I dunno who downvotes you cunts (I'm a kiwi and yes we're use the word like Aussies do) but they can go fuck themselves. Trump is fucked.
HavUSeenMyBaseball
We, not we're. God damnit!
AliBarber
Chur moko.
Sentinal32
Sage042000
I gotta agree. The noise from windmills causing cancer is imo, pretty tough to beat.
Mooki
HoldingAccount
Windmills make noise. Noise creates stress. Stress affects cellular growth. Causes cancer. Now we only need research on this hypothesis.
HoldingAccount
Humor is difficult...
AmArschdieRaeuber
He said it like it's a fact. He didn't say that stress caused by the noise might eventually lead to cancer. And even if it did..
AmArschdieRaeuber
there are things far more stressfull than wind mills. Also I live near wind mills and they really aren't loud, just when you're very close.
justlurkinghereforlolz
Then ppl who live near motorways dhould get out there immediately!!!
HoldingAccount
Well, noise has proven adverse effects for human health. Cancer isn’t one of them afaik.
IAmRelevantToThis
At this point I am almost afraid to ask, but did he really say that??
FinalBackwardsGlance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0s5Zqmb09g
CodeChimpin
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/04/03/cancer-causing-wind-turbines-president-donald-trump-claim-blown-away/3352175002/
ztygs
Do you really need to ask?
therealpopkiller
Yes
squintish
Yes, the *noise* causes cancer.
ztygs
To be fair, some noise is cancerous. 12yr olds on CoD with headsets.