Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas buckeroos!
My heart is breaking right now.
The best Christmas Gift ever!
So it's my cake day.
In a little bit of shock.
MRW I've spent the last two days off of work and haven't left my house even once.
My carnitas pizza special at work!
I'm being laid off from my job in 12 days, I'm stressed out and anxious, and today my glasses broke.
My goofy X-mas tradition.
Happy Crismis you beautiful beasts!
When my straw reaches all the way across the room.
He’s a ugly stink face, but he’s my ugly stink face.
Merry Christmas!
Everyday is Xmas, if you're brave enough.
MRW it's Monday and I don't want to deal with coworkers and customers.
I call it the antidepressant.
I make awesome things when I'm anxious.
I offer my animals as tribute to the imgur gods!
To all of you down voting Star Wars spoilers for the next few days, Thank you.
When someone says they’re a mentally stable genius.
When the street corner preacher tells me I'm going to hell.
I hope it doesn't break the selfie rule, but fuck it I needed a pic so I can post and say thank you to all you maniacs for helping make this maniac feel a little better.
It's cat day and my cake day!
Last day of my restaurant being open, have a drink with me.
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When your friend Jacques asks if you like snakes.
I'm really happy! It's my birthday tomorrow and life is good!
Went to my first craft beer trade show last night.
Depression is kicking my ass today, so I decided to make a tuna melt.
First "cake day" post ever. And I've been on here for a while.
When your girlfriend walks in the door and she's been sending you "dirty" texts all day.
America is a burning dumpster fire.
I adopted a handsome old man!
My restaurant is closing in 5 days.
I'm barely two days into my work week and 2 of my cooks put in their quitting notice, my other cook is sick, there's only me to hold down the fort, and I've got an infection in one of my teeth. FML.
It's a Scotch Egg Salad with a side of Scotch with water croutons!
MRW you're a chef and someone asks why you're single.
For all you beautiful beasts posting selfies today.
What it's like being a chef.
MRW someone asks me what my favorite food.
MRW when one of my coworkers complains about being tired and I've worked back to back doubles.
I'm not much to look at, but I can cook.
How I'm feeling about my job right now.
MRW I go to the liquor store for the second time in one day.
When I find out the woman I've been dating is abusive and mean when she drinks.
Steaks.
Making pasta from scratch with my quarantine time.
MRW my local college basketball team made it to the championship game.
When amazon prime asks me to rate the movie "space boobs in space"
I'm fine.
Got saddled with a new cook that thinks he can do whatever he wants after his 4th shift.
My brother rocks!
MFW me and my kitchen crew work an ass kicking shift and the front of the house tips the kitchen 5 bucks.