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CallMeMcGyver
You can start talking about crypto and NFTs... oh wait, that's how you drive smart women away.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Bruh, you dont know about horny men. We literally would join cults and kill other nations for pussy.
justmemyselfi
I’m not sure you quite understand how much a dude is willing to put up with (or more possibly just ignore) to get an itch scratched. They might not hang around for act 2, but then again a lot of guys don’t want that anyway
DesperateDunn365
Yeah. If the woman is hot enough, then a lot of lads will just fake an interest for long enough to get what they want.
jakedafish
You think fuckbois haven’t incolculated themselves against the idiocy of horoscopes? They want to fuck. They don’t give a shit about your weird religion.
FeloniousMonk13
Well my cat is a wise and noble Sagittarius so he doesn't think your cat who is a bumbling and bewildered Gemini should voice his opinion while Uranus is in Tardigrade. Duh.
ConsumerOfStories
I mean, as long as Mittens isn't a Gemini...
PaulDam
Or just politely let them know you aren't interested. And if that still doesn't work, bite him
AbsoluteKilljoy
I'm all for the putty tat. She doesn't understand how many of us Johns love our Garfields
Andersen81
She starts talking about her cat and my mind goes "she already got one freeloader at home just sleeping and eating, i'm golden"
TeamToasterNeverForget
I mean when I were single I’d stay to hear the horoscope for a cap.. that would be really funny to me
OrkieBleu
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Clayman8
Im sorry but that would just make me hit on you more...show me that cat and tell me all his funny names
Bojovnik84
Just say hey thanks, not interested, because if the guy doesn't get it after that, you have a big time loser that wont be affected by anything you tell him and you should order an angel shot.
DoctorDudeBruh
Dudes that don't take "no "for an answer don't hear words, they are waiting it out. Talking at them means the person is interested.
unluckyandbored
The only two words you should say to a guy creeping on you are "fuck" and "off". Don't worry about hurting their feelings. They haven't got any feelings.
LordLobster
Nah, just tell them you have every STD in the book, i can't imagine them still trying after that.
Camelspotting
marsilies
"Hey, me too!" Fuuuuuu....
Flodos
Loving animals is a red flag now? I guess it makes sense. After all, you know who else loved animals? ADOLF HITLER
genericanamoly
I would continue, as i would much rather hear about her cat over a bunch of other things like religion or politics.
dtAwardSmuggler
Title is incorrect, if he doesn’t lose interest it’s a green flag
69thStPepper
The horoscope will put me on edge, but if you follow it with cat, and follow that with the cat's horoscope, then I'm irrevocably hooked, you're going to have to tell me firmly to go away to get rid of me now
senorbanana
Omg I would be extremely interested in your cats horoscope.
DAKP
Tell him your cat does your horoscope.
Gelaticat
This is literally how my wife and I ended up married.
cousteau
OK taking notes because if I'm flirting and they talk to me about their cat I'd be like "oh boy, they're opening to me and telling me cute stories about their lovely pet!"
alexpatt665
tell me more about your cat
AnythingMuchShorter
Then she might like the guy, its a good filter.
HandoB4Javert
GodHelpMeToBeGood
Oh they didn't think of the Catholics.
vakler
She a Capurricorn.
KuldFyt
Yeah, I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable, but if you start telling me about a cat, you're probably gonna have me locked in within a couple of sentences. Less if there's a picture.
yamsonyamsonyams
First thing my wife did when we were alone for the first time was show me a picture of her cats
We worked together snd we took turns bagging off work early to go to a bar and we’d all meet later. First time jt was our turn together, she showed me them kitties… i was hooked
madeejit
A saggitarius you say? Both of you?
nevergettingoutalive
I'm slightly alarmed at your accuracy of identifying a saggitarius and their connection to being a cat lover. Are you stalking us?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2V3eGRxaWs0bXprdWt5aDdmdm0xcnFoemEzM2V1dXhmbnJqZGtwcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kmBe7ulPXY0KI/200w.webp
azazyel
Our friends were cat sitting and they took our cat to a pet psychic. She said because our cat was cross-eyed he could see into other realms
DukeDarkwood
I hate to break it to you and/or the pet psychic, but ALL cats can see into other realms. Most of them just keep it under wraps... most of the time.
Bleede0548
Like... Like because it could see its nose super good? It could see the "smell realm" or "smelm" for short?
bobisslack
God, I wish it could just be, "I am not interested in having a conversation right now"
cousteau
"What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?"
"Is it… you not being interested in me?"
"CORRECT, NOW FUCK OFF"
MeMonty
Yes but how about now?
unluckyandbored
Unfotunately way too many men don't take no for an answer.
DocFunkenstein
A gracious rejection can and often does work, as long as you make it clear. Something to the effect of "I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in a conversation or dating anyone right now" works wonders.
People playing games like this and sending weird signals is what leads to confusion and insistence.
But, rabble rabble, all men are evil, rabble rabble rabble.
bobisslack
I don't understand why you added that last sentence in your reply. Or rather, I suspect that the way I phrased my message made it seem as if I was condemning "all men" for the behavior of a few. Which was not what I intended.
As a father, husband, and friend, I have heard many stories of guys who don't accept rejection, gracious or not, and those experiences can be scary. These are the experiences that lead to women "playing games" like this to try to ensure a peaceful way out of conversations.
DocFunkenstein
Nevermind acting indignant at someone approaching you at a place well known as a place to approach people.
If it happened somewhere random or not focused on dating is one thing. Being at a bar or nightclub is something else entirely.
jimhotep
How do I get the girls to stop hitting on me at the bar.
DWolf
I found that talking about my dead fiancee` helps. "She was incredible. No one could replace her."
Got rid of two nasty pieces of work that way. One was married and thought I was a likely candidate to cheat with.
OmgOptimized
MAGA hat?
jimhotep
I don't want to slide all the way over to "beat my ass", just, hey, girls; no means no.
MeMonty
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GratuaCuun
3Davideo
Heyyy, Palworld, just started a new playthrough of that myself!
GratuaCuun
The kittehs yearn for the oil processor
3Davideo
Just don't condense them
GratuaCuun
He's obviously a special skin - I would never
maliciousGman
The kitten yearns for the Weapon Assembly Line
GratuaCuun
Putting the pal in palworld
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
SWEET BABY!!! And sick keyboard
GratuaCuun
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superflyeveryday
Just spun up a new server with some friends for the new update. I haven't touched it yet though.
Gorbladikus
All cats are Capricorn! Prove me wrong lol
Jimthebutler
CATpricorn
Gorbladikus
Oooooohhh!!! The fourteenth zodiac sign!! Exclusive to felines!!
happyrabbitzz
As a Capricorn I endorse this post.
etopsirhc
Yeah the cat part isnt gonna work. That'll have me locked in.
doobiedoobop
Yeah i'll ask for your number so i can send you cat memes
SimSimSimsalabim
That's why the horoscope comes first.
Sorrontis
That's a dangerous move. My TA told one of the male students about her cats, and now they are married with kids.
nclu
The smoothest operator I've ever met taught himself everything about every different cultural horoscope he could find. He never went home alone.
theobstruction
That's not what baby cats are called.
ClutterMonkey
Was the male student attractive?
Sorrontis
As a dude, I would say he was a solid 6.5 - 6.8. Great fucking personality though.
ClutterMonkey
Solid. Above average looking. The issue is with these types of posts that they only apply to 5s and below. If an 8 or a 6 with money hit on her chances are she wouldn’t try to dissuade them from talking to her.
doctorId
I think it's extremely telling that you've completely ignored the "great personality" part. Which is the real tragedy of guys who make these kinds of arguments because you choose to focus on the things you can't change about yourself as an excuse to blame women for the fact that you're afraid to work on the things you can change.
ClutterMonkey
While you fail to recognize that a certain type of person posts these interactions online. I specified the type of people that make these posts because they generally have unreasonable standards from being chronically online.
Hemtroll
I generally support marriage equality for all, but I'm questioning the validity of cat marriage. How do they sign the certificate?
LadyHowler
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Sorrontis
hohohohoho. you funny. I like. I like you.
duktayp
Do you have any pictures of your cat?
Manusho
Nope, just its horoscope.
Pyrokneticbeavr
My horoscope said you would have pictures of your cat to show me
080080
morningxafter
Right?? Eyyyy gurl, show me your kitties!
Rink257
Aslan
73Challenger318
This is Pneuma.
reichstein
Yes, yes I do. This is Bree.
duktayp
❤️Bree❤️
reichstein
Her sister Keisa is pretty adorable as well :)