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Jan 3, 2017 10:13 AM
TheyCallMeStitches
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mungaua
Wendy's didn't even have to destroy him at the end. He destroyed himself when he claimed McDonald's was better.
mossysabertoothtiger
ohlongdongjohnson
Fast food just sucks yo
HaveYouConfessed
well who has a fucking name 'thuggy d' it's like, you're already setting yourself up for failure
RedBeardedBastard
I hope they are on imgur right now reading this hahahaha
Starwaster
Whoever handles Wendy's twitter account, they're not paying them enough.
indigopilgrim
"them"
benadrylbumblebutt
Yourimaginarygoblin
I used to work at wendys their beef has always came in fresh
Titobater
BrinklesDom
this is up twice lol
TechKiddz
I need to state that this is a poor example of a warlock. (Let's see how many Destiny fans are here.)
DraxTheDestroyerLaughingAtYourEmbarrassment
vraptorsteel
Username checks out.
themobileappisbroken
topshelfhero
His handle is Thuggy-D so....
kidcolt
Hmm. I'll maybe Wendy's a visit tomorrow.
KeeleonOhms
Wait i JUST read this on FP...
theamazinspiderman
ooooooooooh
darkhalfbreed
Ha get rekt warlock
InFin0819
I saw this reported on local news.
LadyWidebottom
Because it's a repost.
ImHereToFavoriteRecipesCuzNoFavoritesFolders
Lol he deleted his twitter.
TheCloney
Fuckin Warlocks man...swear to god. Idiots
SmexyBaconStrip
#titanmasterrace
TheCloney
Damn right
SquishySquashy
But we hunters have frabjous cloaks yo
TheCloney
Yeah but no one ever sees them because you're always invisible and too scared to show yourselves ;)
TheAccursedHamster
Ehh, doesn't matter how frozen or unfrozen their burgers are, they still taste dry and cardboard-like to me.
samtherat6
This is the fourth time I've seen this today.
chexandcandy
Baconator bruh
pizzakitten
Man, I miss Wendy's. They slowly disappeared from the UK.
perry147
I ate at Wendy's yesterday very above average burger.
goboltz
1st . . best burger of the bunch...
goboltz
2nd . . BEST Salad there is . . . ONLY one of the bunch to even have one & it's DaM good !
KingCahoon
I go spicy chicken sandwich, fries and frosty. Only if I'm feelin Wendy's though, which is never.
IamTheTeapot
McDonald's breakfast sucks. No idea what he's talking about. Microwaved eggs, rubbery english muffins, coffee filtered through used diapers.
Treefur
Most McDonald spots get their coffee beans from Starbucks and stuff. Local places, high quality coffee.
fhatnutz
We micro wave the folded egg and cook the round eggs also pancakes come premade and are also microwaved scramble and white eggs are premade
fhatnutz
Good day sir
OphelianAshe
They've started doing pancakes and sausage here in UK, no idea how long for. Not bad. Though the sausage is burger shaped for some reason
IamTheTeapot
In the US, that's how they've always been. Sausage patties. round, fits the bread/eggs.
OphelianAshe
Yeah, I made a sausage, pancake and syrup sandwich. It was quite nice
dangerousDoc
It depends on the store honestly
TheGreatAnhey
I wouldn't go for breakfast but their coffee is pretty good but very inconsistent
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Don't forget that leaden lump it leaves in your gut for 8 hours or so. Yum!
wantednokes
McDonald's Breakfast in Canada is to die for. And their burgers are becoming amazing
MoNicaMoProblemz
McDonalds coffee is a thousand times better than Starbucks
Glumerlink
microwaves eggs? wtf? I worked there for like a year and breakfast was always cooking eggs on the stove in metal rings
Krackerjax
the biscuits are where its at . and hash browns. but thats about it.
thatpoindexter
it's not ground coffee in those used diapers
ThaiMaiShu
I like mcdonalds breakfast...
IamTheTeapot
*whispers* I like their hash browns. shh. tell no one. Everyone's having a good time telling me about egg rings. Let em.
SenoritaPotato
McGriddles do not suck! You take that back!!
IamTheTeapot
I like the griddle cakes they use for them. gimme those alone and I'll be willing to rescind some of my criticism.
bigeasy44
I always ask for the round egg, those are for sure made on the grill fresh. I'm not sure how they keep them after making them though.
bigeasy44
The folded egg and the egg/peppers/sausage mix in the burritos are both premade and just get warmed (not in a microwave though)
Eleaphante
Hashbrowns arent shit
IamTheTeapot
I'll give you that.
whoissamo
In the UK the eggs are cooked in egg rings for sure, not nuked.
SleepyFerret
Wendy's has breakfast at certain locations
JackingitinSanDiego
but the pancakes are pretty yummy
frosty147
I wish these chains would refocus their menu and do 10 things well, instead of 40 things shitty.
IamTheTeapot
Then that loses people. They're huge chains in part because they do 40 things shitty. There's always someone who will love ONE of the things
IllegalDuckling
I see these McDonald's hate comments and can't help but feel extremely bad for the obviously shitty country they must live in.
IllegalDuckling
Now excuse me, I must griddle away for I have just accidentally insulted America to its core.
RideTheTiger
Worked at McDonald's in Highschool. Can confirm used diaper filters.
Textuality
McDonalds was my very first job. Quit after a month after they kept scheduling me for weekends after I told them repeatedly I couldn't.
dangermint
Sorry, their coffee is really good.
ireallylovenachos
Not a fan of their breakfast but their coffee is on point (In Canada at least)
CamelSpotter
Well, they gotta compete with Tim Hortons. A lot of places have soul crushing coffee because they go for the easy commuter sales.
lokishadowgirl
I fucking love mcgriddles and hash browns
pandaswaggin
Yasss! Love 'em.
CoolHandRK
Same. I have no shame in saying that either. Only thing I eat there, but I love them.
daimomusic
Sadly I cannot eat the hashbrowns. It makes me feel like crap after
dagenxtreme
I like it, it helps me empty my bowels completely with the diarrhea and whatnot besides that it's not the worst I've ever had.
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Don't cut yourself on that edge. McDs breakfast cost next to nothing and it's delicious for a cheap meal served to you in literal seconds.
IamTheTeapot
Cheap and fast and hot, yes. I'll give you that... I'm gonna say that delicious is wildly up for debate.
racecarbedx
Hey guys, my name is iamtheteapot and I'm a food snob
IamTheTeapot
Food snob? HAHAHAHA. Ok. Sure. Saying less-than-flattering things about McD's breakfast is being a snob. Fuck it, I'm a snob.
racecarbedx
I'm sure that McDonald's breakfast is the only thing you say less than flattering things about.
DrHenryJonesJr
White Castle breakfast all the way!! Fresh made egg sandwiches on slider buns!
Tehspy
I like the burritos
loantiburon
What are you talking about? Those diapers are fresh out the box you dick.
fr1080f
I dont like fast food, but every once and awhile I'll grab a egg Mcmuffin. And fuck are they good.
rollilolli
I work at McDonald's, the eggs aren't microwaved. They're cooked on the grill in egg rings.
WyrdJamie
When I worked there about 13 years ago, things nay have been frozen or premixed, but we're still cooked on a grill or in oil.
IamTheTeapot
In the US "it depends" http://mcdonalds-prod-sites-us.adobecqms.net/us/en/your_questions/our_food/are-your-eggs-microwaved-or-grilled.html
rollilolli
Not really. All McDonald's cook the round egg, folded egg, scrambled eggs and egg whites on the grill. The eggs in the burritos are queued.
prisoner6defaultxskyrimxname9
I worked at McDonald's and we microwaved the pre cooked eggs.
IamTheTeapot
Even McDonalds has admitted that their eggs are microwaved. I think they said the ones they use in their burritos. Their eggs still suck.
Glumerlink
i worked there in the US, no microwaves used.
rollilolli
Those eggs are, because it's a premade mix.
bigeasy44
You have to get the round egg, they're made fresh. The folded egg and the egg/peppers/sausage mix in the burritos are premade
iKon2000
My McDonald's cooks eggs in rings on the grill also. Don't know why you'd microwave them
IamTheTeapot
"it depends" http://mcdonalds-prod-sites-us.adobecqms.net/us/en/your_questions/our_food/are-your-eggs-microwaved-or-grilled.html
MisterWidnes
They weren't even microwaves in the kitchen when I worked in McDonald's. UK mind so maybe US is different but eggs were poached or scrambled
revcleo
Here in the UK we have more laws about serving edible food, unlike in the US where it just has to legally not make you too ill
iKon2000
We use a microwave for pancakes for some reason
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Microwaves penetrate into the food and heat the inside, allowing the food to stay hotter, longer. All BK Burgers get a few seconds in teh MW
MisterWidnes
Actually now you've said that I think we may have had a microwave but because nobody ever ordered pancakes I don't remember ever using it.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) *the - wasn't trying to be trendy while talking about microwaving hamburgers.
stonnergirl
I agree. The breakfast at McDonald's, is really gross, but does hold a "cure", for insomnia. I swear on it; two mcgriddles, and I'm out.
bigeasy44
You could have hypoglycemia. McGriddles are loaded with sugar, eating 2 would be a HUGE blood sugar spike which your body would respond to
bigeasy44
With a lot of insulin which will bring your blood sugar level back down and make you sleepy. Also, hypoglycemia could be the cause of your
bigeasy44
Insomnia in the first place. The body needs glucose to convert serotonin to melatonin (sleep hormone). W/o enough blood sugar this can't
bigeasy44
Happen and you might not be able to fall asleep or stay asleep. But I'm just an asshole googling shit, talk to your doctor.
fitlex
Oh yeah I forgot that Wendy's in America has actual food instead of being just little milkshake kiosks in the middle of shopping centres
BahamutBBob
They don't even do milkshakes in the US, so WTF! (And no, a Frosty isn't a shake, it's soft serve in a cup)
MrRandom314159
Or stop points on highways.
RoastedSalted
The first I've seen Wendy's and "milk" used in the same sentence. Frosty's are mostly lard, so I'm assuming Aussies get something different.
ImgurPhantomBlockedMyOtherAccount
Where are you from?
Smegup
Those mega choc shakes OMG. Biggest decision was flake or top deck bits...
grishnakah
Ausbro?
prestidigination
The Aussie Wendy's is likely why you have never eaten the other Wendy's. Worldwide locations including New Zealand http://www.wendys.co.nz/
StevenGlandsburg
Wendy's in Canada is solid.
Matthew0275
I feel like... America should do that.
LimJayhey
I went over this with some Australians in Thailand. Love the minor differences between nations Like "period" being a "full stop". So neato!
Spacemanshag
In New Zealand we have both. Do NOT get them mixed up. The disappointment is unbearable!
themobileappisbroken
I had a wendys burger at klia2 in malaysia. It was pretty shit, but I suspect that was more to do with the location than anything.
WetzelsPretzels
Wendy's are my favorite drive thru burger on the east coast.
B99Reactions
Live in Panama, Wendy's is a full on restaurant
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Lol other countries are different!
conspiramid
STRAYA
andachairaswell
Ikr. I have to remind myself if that all the time too.
Maetira
I went to US one time, wanted a soda. Asked the guy at the till, what do you have? I didn't recognize any of the names on the machine. 1/
Maetira
I only saw one I partly recognized as an Aussie, it had Dr. in it's name, like Dr Pepper which I had at a local pizza hut when I was a kid.
Maetira
So I asked him, "This, this Dr Pibb, what is it like?" He looked to and fro from his coworkers, probably trying to understand my accent.
Maetira
He looked at me with a stern face, with no doubt or hesitation and said, "it's like Mr Pibb".
ItsaMrE
This is the best story I've read all day
DrGonz0h
How do you even describe the taste of Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb? Are they supposed to be pepper flavoured? Kind of reminds me of sarsaparilla.
FutureRetroism
I had to look this up. It's a different company. They also sell something called a spider as food.
sha13
Australian? I guess there are spiders in everything there
sha13
[Mandatory Archer reference]
conspiramid
A spider is a float. We call it that because it looks like cobwebs when the froth settles.
ThereIsNoCurseInElvishEntishOrTheTonguesOfMenForThisTreachery
As if there weren't enough spiders.
pizzakitten
'Regular Hot Dog and Spider'... Uuh, no thanks.
DrGonz0h
A spider is ice cream with soft drink, or "soda" as the yanks call it.
Lefthandturnsignal
Not quite, soda = soft drink, soft drink with soda = float over here.
Belaco
So like a root beer float
LadyWidebottom
Hey, I like those milkshake kiosks. I used to love Wendy's drinks when I was a kid. Still love their hotdogs.
cloudybreezes
Hot dogs? What is this madness??
LadyWidebottom
https://youtu.be/G1goNLxCzUc
bekreider
Is that really the same company? The logos are nothing alike
98BonersOnTheMoon
Same colors though.
LadyWidebottom
It's not, I don't think.
smat
Wendy's sells the most American food item known to man. Look up "The Baconator" and it's nutrition facts.
RelativeVelocity
A double with fries is 1600 calories. That is 100 calories more than I let myself eat in a whole day
Belaco
The are worse things
mynamesbryson
Do you mean a frosty?!
RotundYoshi
No a milkshake
wonder89
Frostys are awesome. But you either: A. Die from brain freeeze, or, B. Die from head imploding trying to drink it through the straw.
ToasterBaths
Use a spoon
Lefthandturnsignal
No... use a fry. Dip your fries in the frosty. It's amazing
ameowica
Wendy's is a what?????
Tunisia
A wizard, Wendy.
Mechlai
stole my comment
RufusFrancis
thatanonymoususer
Wendy's is to McDonalds as Target is to Walmart.
Mechlai
Target was the bitch who thought they could set up shop in our country, then lost over a billion and pulled out. Still have wendys + Mcds
PowwerOrb13
Hello Fellow Canadian
Mechlai
hihi from Nova Scotia ^.^
Deathkeeper
So...basically the same, except everything's slightly more expensive yet you go there anyway to avoid the crazy people?
thatanonymoususer
A bit cleaner and higher quality.
volkarion
both of you are right lol
ThatOneEskimo
In Australia at least, Wendy's is a milkshake/ice cream shop that you usually find in shopping centers, like muffin break or donut king.
IceoHarper
I can smell it in my head. Such a unique vapor...
ratchet3789
Completely different company though
PeakyBlinder
Like Millie's cookies in the UK!
ImmortalSquid
Oh... Hold on. I got all excited about a Muffin Break but that means something different in Australian English doesn't it?
IllegalDuckling
So like a mai-mai but for milk products?
ThatAssholeOverThere
But do you have Dippin' Dots?
AmIdoingthisrightNoOkay
It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!
UrbanGhost
I miss Jesters
shartedatmysonsgraduation
Aussie here, can confirm. They do dairy stuff and hotdogs. I think they do some juice stuff now too but not the food range America has.
ThatOneEskimo
Never had the hotdogs there so I forgot about those. But yeah, definitely not the food spectrum that America has.
FindYourChillMate
Dairy stuff and hotdogs..Thats wierd
Porecomesis
Now you know how it feels when people talk about Wendy's burgers.
alexandraavenger
Sounds like Dairy Queen here in Canada. Some locations do burgers and dogs, others only ice cream and cakes!
TinkleDong
Muffin Break?!?! Donut king?!?! What are these ridiculous places you speak of?!?
Sitraka
it's called Australia. It's a place with Kanguroos and a lot of stuff
sha13
I guess the equivalent in the States are McMuffin and McDonut ?
Summersky
Look who's talkin', TinkleDong ;)
Foag
Dude! In Australia, burger king is called "hungry Jack's" and it's identical...it's a world of malarkey over there
7thor8thcaw
Turned my world so upside down, I ended up in Australia.
merus
They're stores, and you'll never guess what they sell
JimyDickgun
Muffin Break is like a Cafe Kiosk and Donut king has donuts, hotdogs and fantastic coffee
invar
See, a muffin break and donut king could be really weird euphemisms as well. I'm glad they really do have to do with food
TinkleDong
Donut king has hotdogs? Lol that's a Lil crazy
axiomatik
Do they serve the hot dogs inserted in donuts?
Justicator
Do a picture tour for us!
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
So you've never tasted the goodness that is a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich?!
Jaron58
Hyippy
You've never had a Supermac's snack box though
demolitionlover09
I've had both! Went to Ireland and tried out Supermacs. I loved that place.
CameToCommentandChewGumImAllOutOfGum
No but I'm intrigued
jimbobabymcgibbits
Or the baconator for that matter...
PerpetuallyPerplexedPlatypus
BACON
Lefthandturnsignal
Apparently they serve deep fried baconators at the speedway near me. I want one, but I'm scared of the heart attack.